"Ahem, that," Lin Xueqi said with some embarrassment: "I forgot to say just now, Wei Zheng, I made a large takoyaki for you, and it's still in the kitchen, so I'll bring it to you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Oh? So good, there are benefits for those who pay salaries? Is there any benefit to eating it? Can you tell me what you said was insignificant? Wei Zheng asked a few words very cooperatively, but in fact, he had already muttered in his heart, "There is definitely fraud!" Nothing to do, cut! ”

"Okay~ Sister Xueqi, she was so partial to my brother." Wei Ling teased coquettishly, even she didn't know about this.

"Didn't you hear you say he had a lot of food? I made a large one for him. Xue Qi replied with a red face, and under the attention of Wei Zheng and the others, she was shy and hurriedly walked to the kitchen.

Ten seconds later, Xue Qi walked up to Wei Zheng with a big bowl and a pair of chopsticks, "Oh, this is big enough, right?" ”

"Well, it's really big," Wei Zheng nodded, looking at the takoyaki as big as an adult's fist, "Ten centimeters in diameter, is it really for me to enjoy it exclusively?" ”

"Yes, as long as you can eat it in one bite and chew it slowly, I'll report all the inconsequential things to you." Xueqi looked interested, friendly and enthusiastic, and it could be seen that this was sincere.

"No, there's nothing bad going on here, right?" Wei Zheng smelled a faint smell of mustard, and thought carefully: Damn, this girl is ruthless enough, this thin skin is full of concentrated mustard, and ordinary people will be stimulated to death if they eat it!

"How? Don't wronged people like this, okay? Xue Qi made an innocent expression, and also said in her heart: "Lady, I am wearing swimming goggles and several layers of masks, and I finally made a masterpiece, how can I be rejected by you like this?"

"Okay, then I'll eat!" Wei Zheng put the two wives on the sofa with great righteousness, stood up and took the dishes and chopsticks in Xueqi's hand, "I really ate it in one bite, don't lie to me." ”

"Don't worry, everyone is here to testify, and they won't lie to you!" Xue Qi smiled brightly, as if she was already anticipating the development of the situation, she believed that these mustards would not be stimulated to death by a person with great powers like Wei Zheng, but it would definitely be very uncomfortable. How else to say that the most poisonous woman's heart?

"Ahh

Just barely holding this giant takoyaki in his mouth, Wei Zheng could already feel a spicy and exciting sensation swimming through his seven orifices.

"Chew, bite!!" Xue Qi looked at Wei Zheng's bulging mouth and slightly wrinkled nose and eyebrows, and shouted in her heart.

Wei Zheng lived up to expectations and began to chew, but his face was already flushed, he deliberately did not use the power he had acquired from cultivation to restrain this stimulation, but only relied on his own will and endurance, trying to feel the uncomfortable feeling of death like an ordinary person.

Despite this, he didn't spit it out, and insisted on mixing the takoyaki and concentrated wasabi in his mouth and grinding it little by little with his teeth before swallowing it.

"Ah, I'm going to die! It's amazing! When Wei Zheng finally finished eating, he was already sweating profusely and steaming all over his body, and he said this with his hands and feet, making everyone else laugh, because his sweaty embarrassment was so funny.

"Little baby, it's not that I won't give it to you, it's really not suitable for you to enjoy." Wei Zheng saw Xiao Meow staring at his mouth with a salivating look, and must have thought that "powerful" meant delicious, and explained to it with his mind, but obviously Xiao Meow couldn't understand what a condiment condensed mustard was.

Seeing Xue Qi's treacherous smile, Wei Zheng felt that he would definitely not get the result he deserved, and he would definitely deny it and refuse to tell the secret he had already guessed! So Wei Zheng had a plan in his heart, and said to everyone except Xue Qi: "I'm starting to play dead, you all have to cooperate a little, don't show your feet to be seen through!" ”

"It's not Xueqi's fault, it's my own choice to eat, don't embarrass her, uh~" With Wei Zheng's last words, he suddenly fell to the floor of the living room with his eyes and lips closed.

With his physical strength, if he really falls, it is called a fake play, and he can act better than the best actors. If you want to talk about who is the most compatible with Wei Zheng and can best cooperate with him, it is naturally none other than Lisi, after all, they are an old couple in their sixties.

Of course, there is also Xiao Meow, which and Wei Zheng often merge and transform into one, and the connection between soul and soul will naturally be very deep.

So, "Fight, what's wrong with you?!" "Meow~" Two wails sounded at the same time, and the two figures of Xiao Meow and Lisi also appeared beside Wei Zheng one after the other.

And Monica is a little overwhelmed, she is too simple and not very good at acting, but she also came over. At this time, Lisi had already made a panicked appearance and sat on the ground, holding Wei Zheng in the crook of her arm with both hands and shaking it constantly: "Zheng, wake up, what's wrong with you?" ”

Monica finally acted like that, leaned over, put her fingers in front of Wei Zheng's nose and said, "No breathing." Then, he touched Wei Zheng's carotid artery, and while sighing that Wei Zheng had pretended to be true, he said, "The pulse is gone." ”

Monica, who has been a nun for five years, is kind and pure by nature, and she can't act anymore here, so she has to kneel and bury her face in Wei Zheng's chest, and say in non-standard Chinese: "Wei Zheng, Wei Zheng, what's wrong with you, why is your heartbeat gone?" After finishing speaking, he put his face on Wei Zheng's chest and stopped talking.

As for Wei Ling, she was also playful today, cooperating with her brother, acting extremely exaggerated, and she cried directly: "Brother! Why did you die like this? Woo~"

For a moment, only Xue Qi was left standing there stunned, looking at Wei Zheng with a serene face, and muttered: "You are so powerful, how can you be killed by an octopus so easily?" I've never heard of people dying if they eat too much mustard? ”

Wei Zheng, who listened to her words word for word, secretly scolded himself: Nima, is that because no one has ever tried to eat such a large ball of mustard that has been steamed into a solid state at one time, okay? It's still condensed! Otherwise, you will be choked to death!

Because no one wants to be a villain and stand up and accuse Xue Qi of poisoning the takoyaki, Wei Zheng can only give orders in person and guide Lisi on what to do next, "Wife, you ask Xue Qi to come and see me and let her personally identify it, otherwise she won't believe it!" ”

After Lisi did so, sure enough, Xueqi was also frightened and turned pale, knowing that this time was not child's play, it was really too real for Wei Zheng to pretend.

"Monica, do as I say......"

"Sister Xueqi, the ability to fight is so strong, he must know very well what kind of takoyaki you make, but he still chooses to eat it rather than die, just to fulfill the agreement with you, now, while his soul has not been taken to heaven by God, you should tell him quickly, it is the thing you think is irrelevant, what is it?" Monica said to Xue Qi carefully according to Wei Zheng's instructions.

Lin Xueqi was originally a smart woman, but when she heard such words at this moment, she was moved in her heart and suddenly confused. She also knelt opposite Monica, with tears in her eyes, looked at Wei Zheng's handsome face, stretched out her hand to smooth out a few strands of his scattered gray hair, and after thinking about it, she finally made up her mind to tell the secret that she had cherished in her heart for many days.

"I'm sorry, Wei Zheng, it's my fault, I should have told you earlier, even if you laughed at me," Xue Qi's tone was unprecedentedly gentle, and the heart of someone who was working hard to pretend to be dead was crisp, "I like you, and I want to be your wife like Sister Lisi." Sister Lisi, you are really the happiest woman I have ever met and known, and they all said that the relationship will fade after being together for a long time, but you and Wei Zheng have been together for sixty years, but they are still living every day so happily, I really envy you, and Monica. ”

"You can argue alone, forget it, we won't bother you." Lisi was a little ashamed, after all, it was just a prank organized by Wei Zheng, but it attracted Xue Qi's true feelings.

In this way, in addition to Xueqi, they and Xiao Meow changed positions one after another, and went to another small living room on the second floor to wait for the situation to develop. If she stays any longer, when the truth is exposed, Xueqi probably doesn't know how embarrassing she will be.

Indeed, being alone with such a "corpse" as Wei Zheng made Xue Qi more open, and now it was her turn to use her thighs as Wei Zheng's pillow. It was said that a burst of women's unique body fragrance mixed with an elegant smell of perfume poured into Wei Zheng's nasal cavity, making him want to sniff it greedily, but unfortunately, the current situation could not allow him to do so, he could only sigh secretly: It feels so fragrant and soft, and it is bitter and sweet.

Then, I listened to Xue Qi's affectionate confession again: "Wei Zheng, I never thought that you would die like this, don't worry, I am a murderer, I will not survive, I will accompany you later." ”

"I know, a strong man like you, although he is kind by nature, you also have a virgin plot," Xue Qi's tears couldn't stop flowing down the corners of her eyes, "If you don't say it directly, I can feel it too." Every time you talk about your relationship with Sister Lisi, I can hear that you are very proud, because you are her first love, and it also means that she belongs to you wholeheartedly. ”

"I really don't deserve you, I was even a dirty woman with AIDS, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid I wouldn't have many years to live. But I can't help but like you, at first I didn't want to admit it, and then I dared to reflect on it. When I first met you, if it weren't for the fact that I had a crush on you at that time, I would have dedicated myself to you and transmitted AIDS to you. ”

"But it was because I cared about you that I didn't take the opportunity to tarnish your innocence at that time. Didn't your brothers say that you were still a virgin, although in the end it didn't prevent you from being infected. Alas, I'm really sorry. Can you understand what it's like to be with someone because you like them? ”

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