Chapter 1 A silly boy on the shore of the Great Foolish Lake

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In March, Xiaotang Town, Ningbo City.

On the shore of Dayu Lake, the lake water is clear, and you can see that the scale stone herring at the bottom of the lake is white.

There is a peach orchard next to the lake, the season is still early, and it is not yet the time when the spring color of the garden can not be closed, but I don't know why the peach blossoms in the peach garden bloom earlier than usual this year, and you can smell the pleasant fragrance of flowers when you stand on the Dayu Bridge.

The big fool bridge is full of people, but what they appreciate is not the peach blossoms in the garden, it is the busy spring season, where will someone Yaxing appreciate what peach blossoms are full of gardens.

They looked at a boy lying in the peach garden, and the peach blossoms fell on the boy's body, and they couldn't tell whether he was dead or alive.

At this time, someone whispered.

"It's not going to be dead, is it?"

"Who knows, I was lying there yesterday, and I didn't move all day, and I think nine times out of ten I am dead."

Bang!

There was a loud bang.

Only three seconds later, a shout came from Xiaotang Town.

"Oh no, someone is going to smash the statue of the ancestor."

Hearing the shout, the people on the Dayu Bridge then looked in the direction of the temple in Xiaotang Town.

Rub!

After reacting, they all ran to the temple, the temple worshiped the ancestor of Qingquan, Ningbo City has been able to adjust the wind and rain for many years, thanks to the protection of the ancestor, someone dared to smash the statue of the ancestor, that is against the entire Ningbo City.

When the people on the Dayu Bridge ran to the temple, the young man lying on the ground in the peach garden suddenly sat up from the ground, licked the petals on the side of his lips with his tongue, but unexpectedly the petals fell to the ground, and then the young man grabbed a handful of peach blossoms that fell on the ground, regardless of the mud and weeds that were still mixed with them, and filled them into his mouth.

After chewing for more than ten seconds, the young man's face showed bitterness.

Phew!

"It's not tasty." The boy said to himself, then stood up and walked towards the lake, the strange thing is that there is not a single peach blossom falling in the place where the boy is lying, indicating that the peach blossom bloomed after the boy came.

The boy walked to the edge of Dayu Lake, and the clear water of the lake reflected the appearance of the boy, looking a little handsome and a little embarrassed.

Hey.

The boy smirked at himself in the lake, revealing two small tiger teeth, and at this time there happened to be a herring swimming by, and without any warning, the boy swooped into the big foolish lake, probably trying to catch fish.

The boy jumped into the lake and realized that he didn't know how to swim, maybe he didn't know that water could drown people, or maybe he didn't even know what water was.

Frightened, the young man struggled desperately, Xu was anxious The young man rushed hard, and jumped out of the water ten zhang higher with a "Teng" sound, and the young man could see many people surrounded by the temple in the sky, which is what ordinary people can do, even if the young man who has been cultivating for 20 years wants to jump out of the water ten zhang high from the deep water, he may not be able to do it.

But soon the boy fell into the lake again, and after choking a few mouthfuls of water, the boy jumped up with all his might, this time half a foot higher than before, and then fell into the lake without accident.

After repeating this ten times, the boy realized that he had to push himself to the shore when he jumped, and the eleventh time the boy finally jumped out of the Great Fool Lake.

The temple in Xiaotang Town is not very large, but the statue is big enough and tall enough, accounting for two-thirds of the temple area, which shows the awe of the people of Xiaotang Town for the ancestor of Qingquan.

There are five divine courts above the Cloud Palace, each of which has its own sect in the mortal realm, and the missionary is the official of the sect, that is, the disciples.

It was a group of missionaries who smashed the temple, of course, it would not be the missionaries of the East Palace Divine Court, because the East Palace Divine Court worshiped the Qingquan Ancestor.

"Who are you?" A well-known white-haired old man in Xiaotang Town shouted sharply with a cane.

"Are you blind, old man, and don't see that we are wearing missionary clothes." One of the slightly chubby men looked at the old man and shouted, "The leader of the man should be the priest of the missionaries."

The priest is the lowest position in the sect, but the person's style is like the pope of the sect is coming.

"Which sect are you missionaries?" The old man on crutches questioned.

The East Palace Divine Court has the most disciples and the greatest power among the five major sects, the old man doesn't believe that this group of people are disciples of other sects, maybe they are a group of mountain bandits, although there is friction between the various sects from time to time, but they will not be stupid enough to directly smash the statue of the sect, which is a big matter of public anger.

"Lao Tzu is a person from the Xigong Divine Court Sect, I said the old man, don't meddle with things, you are not a missionary of the East Palace Divine Court, at best you are just a believer, I think you still convert to the Xigong Divine Court Sect, otherwise it is not good for this old man to fall apart." The priest raised his fist as he spoke.

"I said you can't speak." A young man in the town shouted at him, not accustomed to the arrogance of the priest.

The priest scratched his head, showing no anger on his face, and walked slowly towards the young man.

"You... You want... Do? Seeing the priest walking towards him, the young man said in a trembling voice, clenching his fists as he spoke, Xiaotang Town is full of honest people who keep to themselves, so the young man is a little nervous when facing the priest.

The priest and the others were only one step away from the young man when he suddenly kicked out and shouted angrily: "Rebel mother, you dare to talk to me like this. ”

Seeing the young man being kicked to the ground, the people in Xiaotang Town began to be a little nervous, and they had a desperate posture with the teaching priest.

"Rebel mother, you can try one." The priest pointed his finger at the crowd and roared like thunder.

The people of Xiaotang Town are just some believers, and the priest and the missionaries he brings are all monks, and ten ordinary people may not be the opponent of a monk.

"You will get retribution for doing this, and the ancestor will punish you." The old man on crutches pointed at him angrily.

"Rebel thief, what kind of bullshit ancestor, if you say more, Lao Tzu will arrest you one by one and send them to the sandbank." The priest drew his sword directly.

The people of Xiaotang Town could only retreat, although the old man on crutches was still angry, he also took a few steps back with the support of the neighbors, and the young man who fell to the ground also hid behind, the people of Xiaotang Town were puzzled, what happened, why did the people of the West Palace Divine Court Sect dare to act so recklessly, could it be that something big happened to the East Palace Divine Court Sect.

Seeing that the people in Xiaotang Town had retreated, the priest scolded again: "Rebel thief, if you were the missionaries of the East Palace, you would have been provoked by Lao Tzu's sword." ”

There is an order from the Divine Court Sect of the West Palace, and when he sees the missionaries of the East Palace, he will kill them.

The priest looked back and saw that the missionaries had smashed everything in the temple, but no one dared to touch the statue of the old ancestor.

"Rebel thief, Lao Tzu asked you to smash the idol, are you all deaf?" The priest scolded and spittle.

A group of missionaries hesitated, after all, it was the statue of Qingquan Ancestor, and it was rumored that Qingquan Ancestor was the first person in the Divine Court.

"Rebel thief, if you don't do it, Lao Tzu will treat him as a disciple of the East Palace." The priest raised his eyebrows, drew his sword, pointed at the group of missionaries, and shouted angrily.

A group of missionaries had no choice but to pick up the hammer and swing it at the Ancestor Statue.

"Don't smash the old man." Suddenly there was a shout.

The missionary's hammers stopped in mid-air.

Everyone didn't see clearly when a young baby stood in front of the statue of the ancestor god.

The people in Xiaotang Town all looked at the young man in surprise, wasn't that the young man lying in the peach garden just now, when did he come, why didn't there be any movement at all.

"Rebel thief, where did you come from, get out of here, or I'll smash you." The priest yelled at the young man, if the gaze could kill, the boy would have been killed on the spot by the gaze of the priest.

"You can't smash the old man." The boy stretched out his arms to protect the statue of the Ancestor.

"Rebel mother, you're still energetic, aren't you?" The priest was furious, and walked towards the boy with his sword.

The priest approached the young man, put the long sword on the young man's neck, and shouted, "Get out of the way." ”

The young man's face remained unchanged and he said resolutely: "You can't smash the old man." ”

"Damn, I think you're tired and crooked, Lao Tzu will slaughter you as a disciple of the East Palace today."

The priest raised his sword and stabbed the boy in the chest.

Boom!

A green light burst out, and the priest flew upside down with his saber ten feet away.

"The Ancestor has appeared."

The people of Xiaotang Town bowed down to the statue of the ancestor one after another, they all thought that the green mang was the ancestor showing his might, and the group of missionaries also thought that it was the ancestor manifestation and were so frightened that they retreated backwards, only the priest who flew out ten zhang away could see it clearly, and the green mang was sent from the young man's body.

"Rebel thief, this young baby actually has some doorways." The priest underestimated, and then shouted at the group of missionaries: "What are you doing in a daze, don't you kill this disciple of the East Palace on the spot." ”

Where did the group of missionaries dare to move, someone whispered: "Master Sect, the Qingquan Ancestor has appeared, let's withdraw." ”

"Whoever dares to withdraw, Lao Tzu will send it to the sandbank."

The sandbar is a place of purgatory, and few people who are allotted sandbanks survive more than a year.

A group of missionaries had no choice but to move forward cautiously, muttering silently in their hearts: Don't be angry with us, if you want to be angry, go to the priest, he coerced us.

"Fuck, rub a fart." At some point, the priest had already arrived behind the group of missionaries and kicked one of them in the ass.

The kicked missionary leaned forward, and the hammer hit the young man's forehead, but fortunately it was not forced, but the young man still had a big bag on his forehead.

The boy was in pain, but he still didn't dodge.

The missionary was not so bad as to say to the boy, "Son, get out of the way and go home quickly." ”

"You can't smash the old man." The boy still said the same thing.

"Fuck." The priest shouted angrily, pushed the missionary away, and kicked the boy in the lower abdomen.

The boy squatted on the ground in pain, and at the instigation of the group of missionaries, one by one, he stepped forward and punched and kicked the boy.

"You can't smash the old man." The boy lay on the ground and still said.

A group of people fought for more than ten minutes before they stopped.

"Little thing, can we smash that stone statue?" The priest deliberately asked the boy, who expected that he would learn to be obedient if he was beaten.

"Can't...... Smash the old man. "Don't think about the boy or that sentence.

"Rebel mother, I think you're tired and crooked." The priest's face flushed, and he directly raised his long sword and stabbed the young man in the heart.

"Ahh

The priest cried out in pain, and the sword fell to the ground, and the place on the back of his right hand that held the sword was immediately red and swollen.

When.

A thumb-sized stone landed on the stone slab in front of the temple.

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