Chapter 9 Undershooting

The fat and thin monk saw that Yulang was in a strange state, and he didn't want to get close!

"Why don't you go, what if he can't control it and hurts me?" The fat monk didn't want to go. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info had no choice but to try to throw a stone over, but what they never expected happened, the stone was actually less than half a meter away from Yulang, and was bounced away by an intertwined black and white qi, and instantly turned into powder.

The fat and thin monk's face turned blue with fright at this time, and he thought that it was fortunate that he didn't go up recklessly just now, and he must have been injured himself.

Yulang repeatedly visualized those gestures in his heart, and his body instinctively played all the gestures over and over again, as he kept repeating the wind around him getting stronger and stronger, constantly bouncing off all the objects around him, even the big trees were blown up from the ground, not to mention anything else, the fat and thin monk saw that he jumped and kept retreating, and his heart was shocked beyond measure, just like a living ghost.

When everything calmed down, the fat and thin monk dared to come back from a few miles away, and then looked at Yulang as the center, there was nothing outside a hundred zhang, and it was clean, "Are you okay?" The thin monk leaned forward and asked.

A smile appeared at the corner of Yulang's mouth, and he opened his eyes and said, "Okay! At this time, he felt that he was full of strength, and he wanted to find something to test what he had just gained.

The fat monk said a little contemptuously: "Stinky girl, you will practice qi, be careful, this time it's just your luck, you don't know how to die next time!" ”

"You dare to despise me?"

"Senior brother!" The thin monk hurriedly gave the fat monk a look, and then said with a smile: "Miss, my senior brother didn't mean that, he was just reminding you that your kind of qi training is extremely dangerous." ”

"Really?" Yulang glanced at the thin monk, unable to hide his anger at being despised, and then took out the dragon slaying order again.

When the fat monk saw Yulang take out the dragon slaying order, he immediately laughed: "You little brat, you have just practiced qi, and you don't even know your luck, so you want to scare me with a dragon slaying order!" "Saying that, put on a look that you can shoot three times without any problem.

The thin monk hurriedly persuaded the fat monk and said, "Senior brother, be merciful!" After speaking, he ran to Yulang's ear and whispered: "Miss, you can't beat it, my senior brother is already a master of luck!" ”

Yulang heard it and spit out a word directly: "Get out!" ”

The thin monk suddenly stopped squeaking and had to flash aside, although Yulang still doesn't understand the difference between practicing qi and luck, but there is an inexplicable power in his body that is ready to move, as if it is going to gush out, and it is comfortable to sway it to the fullest, so he looked at the fat monk and said: "Don't blame me!" ”

When the fat monk heard this, he laughed and said, "Come on, hurry up, little girl liar!" ”

Yulang suddenly jumped up when he heard this, a pair of snow-white thighs, drawing a beautiful arc in the air, and the remnants of his clothes fluttered in the moonlight, like a fairy walking down from the Moon Palace, "It's so beautiful!" "The thin monk's saliva is about to flow out.

"Undershot!" Yulang roared angrily and then exerted the restless power in his body, and when he heard a bang, the fat monk fell into the soil like a big radish, his body continued to twitch and tremble, and a pair of frightened eyes opened as if they were about to crack.

The thin monk's eyes widened at this time, and he almost threw himself at the five bodies that Yulang worshipped, ran over and hugged Yulang's snow-white thighs, took the opportunity to rub oil, and shouted: "I worship you!" ”

Yulang trembled all over, his backhand was a baked cake, and a few of the thin monk's teeth almost flew out, covering his face and squatting on the ground and screaming in pain. At this time, the fat monk was dizzy, and he barely stood up, but he was unstable, and said with an unconvinced face: "Stinky girl, you have the ability for our two to fight hand-to-hand, don't use that damn token?!" ”

Yulang was about to give the fat monk another token when he heard this, but as soon as he lifted it, the fat monk fell!

In the eyes of the two monks, this dragon slaying order is really unusual, although Yulang can only practice qi and doesn't know how to use it, but he overturns the master of luck, which is like a legend. At this time, Yulang didn't care how powerful this dragon slaying order was, in her view, the size in her hand was just right, and it was extremely hard, and it was just right to use it as a brick.

Early the next morning, the three of them started on the road, the fat monk was probably scared of being photographed, along the way like a thief to prevent every action of Yulang, his eyes almost never left Yulang's hand, as long as Yulang had a backpack, the fat monk was so frightened that he ran up the tree, and when Yulang's hand was put down, he came down from the tree again, over and over again.

"Senior brother, are you tired?" The thin monk was tired of looking at it, and was very speechless, and said irritably.

The fat monk explained in a whisper: "I suspect she wants to treat me coldly!" ”

The thin monk suddenly sneered: "People are tickling, how can they be cold to you, aren't you scared, senior brother?" ”

The fat monk was very unhappy when he heard this, and retorted: "What's the matter with you, sooner or later I will report you for peeking at other people's young lady's buttocks, and see if you dare to say such cool things?" ”

"Don't, don't, senior brother, I was wrong......." Before the thin monk finished speaking, he heard Yulang's angry brick slap the thin monk's head, and he was smashed to the ground with a thud, "Let you dare to peek at Miss Ben again!" ”

The fat monk gloated a little, looking at the thin monk who fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, and suddenly stole joy on the side.

"Laugh?"

"Ahh With a scream, the fat monk was also knocked down by Yulang.

"You're not a good thing either!"

The two fat and thin monks finally followed ten meters away from Yulang before they were relieved, discussing with each other, and the thin monk said first: "Senior brother, there is no reason? We are all masters of the realm of luck, how can we be rectified by a little girl who practices qi! ”

"yes, there's no reason? It must be the dragon slaying order in her hand! After some analysis, the fat monk felt that there was a possibility.

The thin monk looked at the small waist of Yulang walking in front and twisted around, like catkins swaying in the wind, plus two snow-white long legs crossed left and right, one after the other, and occasionally there would be spring, which made people intoxicated and difficult to extricate themselves.

"Senior brother, it's better to ......," said the thin monk and wiped his saliva.

"Why not as good as what?" The fat monk was a little anxious, knocked on the thin monk and shouted.

The thin monk's eyes narrowed into a slit, but he couldn't stop the slightest hint of obscene gaze, and said: "Senior brother, we can steal her token first, and then ......" Speaking of this, he suddenly laughed, and the fat monk was impatient, and hurriedly said: "What should I do then!" ”

The thin monk posed with both hands to grab milk, then clenched his fists and said fiercely: "Rape first and then kill!" ”

"Good!" The fat monk nodded again and again after hearing this, rubbed his hands, and said.

The two made up their minds, so they leaned in, ready to wait for the opportunity to move, Yulang saw the two of them leaning over with a lewd face, thinking that there must be nothing good, so he asked coldly: "What were you two doing sneakily in the back just now?" ”

"...... first"

"After......"

When the two monks saw that the caliber was wrong, they did not dare to continue, but looked at each other in anticipation of a tacit understanding.

Seeing that the two stinky monks did not match the preface, Yulang thought that it was difficult to come true, and there was something unseemly, so he hurriedly took out the dragon slaying order again and asked, "What is the succession?" ”

The two monks knelt down when they saw the dragon slaying order, and hurriedly shouted in unison: "Don't! ”

"It's pretty neat! Say, in what order? Quick, let's talk about it. ”

The monk was forced to have no choice, one said "eat steamed buns first and then drink some water" and the other said "go up the mountain first and then kill the corpse demon".

"What? Eat first and drink later, you are so fat and still eat? Saying that, it was a brick, and suddenly the fat monk's eyes were starry, and he was planted on the ground and convulsed.

The thin monk hurriedly retreated, shouting "don't" in his mouth, where did Yulang take care of this, and said coldly: "Go up first and kill later?" I see you're tired of it too! As he spoke, the thin monk fell to the ground and learned to roll around with the fat monk.

After a mountain peak, through a small river, the peak turns around, although there are dense woods to cover, but a Taoist temple in the distance is still more eye-catching sitting in the middle of the mountainside, Yulang saw that it was almost there, turned his head and said: "You two hurry up." ”

The two monks covered their heads and hurriedly nodded: "Yes!" Be! Be! When Yulang turned around, the fat monk was very angry, and whispered to the thin monk: "I might as well go over and sneak attack first, I'm going to kill her!" ”

"No, senior brother! Kill her abbot, then you can't explain! The thin monk reminded.

"I don't care, I'm going to kill her! You see that I was filmed, I guess I can't even recognize my own mother! The fat monk said and pointed to the "pig's head" that was deformed by Yulang, and roared.

"Senior brother, I'm not the same, but be careful that the abbot kills your whole family!" The thin monk endured the pain and said.

"Why?" The fat monk was puzzled.

"Do you even need to think about it? The abbot must have a leg with her! Otherwise, why are you so preferred, let us both escort us, and punish us severely for less hair! ”

"Could it be, the abbot's lover?"

"You think too much, it should be his illegitimate daughter......." Before he finished speaking, he saw a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and a bang exploded in Yulang's ears, and when he looked back, he saw smoke above the heads of the two monks, their eyes rolled white, their faces were burnt black, and they were foaming at the mouth.

"Senior brother!"

"Senior brother!"

"You two must not have done a good job, be careful that you will not have such good luck next time, ensure that you are ripe......." Before he finished speaking, the two monks fell!

At this time, a little Taoist priest came from the mountain, and when he saw Yulang saying Amitayus Buddha, he asked, "Where did Miss come from, and what is the important thing to come to Baiyun Temple?" Then he saw the fat and thin monk lying on the ground and was charred, and exclaimed, "Could it be that you are here to save people?" ”

Seeing this, Yulang hurriedly replied: "Rotten life at both ends, there is no need to save it!" ”

When the two monks heard this, they immediately got up, rolled their arms and legs as if they were about to beat someone, and retorted: "Stinky girl, who is scolded for scolding the two heads of life?" It's two, you know? ”

When the Taoist priest saw the two fat and thin monks who were black and thin, he suddenly jumped up and exclaimed, "Ghost! The two pigs are standing up! After saying that, he stumbled back to the Taoist temple in fright.

"Layman, that is, layman, with that ......" Before he finished speaking, he saw Yulang take out the dragon slaying order again, originally looking like he was going to fight desperately, but now he saw Yulang and took out the dragon slaying order again, and he completely lost his fighting spirit, and knelt down on his two legs and begged for mercy without obeying the call: "Grandma, spare your life!" ”

"Up the hill!" Yulang pointed to Baiyun Guandao.

The two monks suddenly trotted up the hill and came to the gate of Baiyun Temple, and saw that there were already several people waiting here, so they hurriedly stopped the car.

"Senior brother, are these veterans welcome or welcome when they see this formation?"

"Senior brother, you don't understand this, this is the courtesy of old hospitality."

Baiyun Guan heard the little Taoist priest who went down the mountain just now say that there were two pig demons under the mountain, and almost all the Taoist priests in the temple went out to meet the enemy.

"Is that them?"

"Yes!"

"Okay, let's go up together, catch it first and then lock it up in the Demon Cave in the back mountain!"

The two monks saw that the Taoist priests were staring at themselves, as if staring at the ghosts, there was a trace of fear, a little killing intent, this is a kind of fate, I have to admit that the Taoist priests and demons and monsters are like fire and water, and they can only meet with three words: "Kill a happy one!" (How?)

"Kill!" For a while, shouting to kill Zhentian, all the Taoist priests held sticks, knives and guns in their hands, brandished and surrounded the fat and thin monks.

"Senior brother, are you sure this is their hospitality?"

"This is a piece of!" Saying that, he swept through the thousands of troops, kicked down a large piece of the Taoist priest who surrounded him, and then took a deep breath of the breath of heaven and earth, hid in the dantian, luck had a way to urge the dantian to wander the meridians, and the internal strength was strong and played a trick hungry tiger pounced, caught a soldier and threw it away, hit the old locust tree in front of the gate, rushed left and hit it for less than half a minute, and the Taoist priest who came out was almost all lying.

The thin monk saw that those Taoist priests were beaten with blue noses and crooked faces, and they looked very miserable lying on the ground, and they didn't feel that their hearts were balanced, and they watched the fat monk make a move to make a one-handed Qingtian after beating people, and hurriedly praised: "Senior brother, amazing, it's just ......" Before he finished speaking, he saw Yulang coming over, and saw that the Taoist priest was beaten all over the ground, and looked at the fat Taoist priest with his back to him, and he looked like he was domineering, and he knew what was happening, and slowly pulled out the dragon slaying order again, and walked behind him silently.

"How's it going?" The fat monk asked with a smug expression.

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