The merchant deduces the nonsensical Baoyu to grab the style fan

"Beauty and Ugly" gently pushed him and whispered, "It's time to get up!" ”

"The cave house is undefeated" did not open his eyes, and said vaguely: "Alas, it's still early, sleep a little longer!" ”

"No, it's not in our house, husband, you have to be obedient! Didn't you also say that you were going to find someone to join the gang and bring your brother to deliver the goods with you? Everyone is so busy, get up early to make an appointment. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"The cave house is undefeated" listened to the "beautiful woman and ugly" very resolutely, closed his eyes and said impatiently: "Good, good, a quarter of an hour, and sleep for another quarter of an hour." ”

"Beauty and Ugly" pushed him again, touched his stubble and said gently: "No, obedient, good husband, the early bird will eat worms!" ”

"The cave house is undefeated" opened his eyes and sighed and said, "Alas! You? The early insects are still eaten by the birds! You should wait for the bird to get up again. ”

In a trance, "Jia Baoyu" felt a light jumping in front of him, mainly because the last sentence of "The cave house is undefeated" was loud, which woke him up. The sky was slightly bright, and he heard that before the "undefeated cave house" opened the door and left, the "beautiful and ugly" said in a slightly louder voice---- "It's better to call both of them!" "Jia Baoyu" didn't know who they were, so he quickly got up from the bed and washed his face. "Beauty and Ugly" was also about to go out, and when he saw him get up, he stopped at the door.

"Jia Baoyu" sent it out and asked, "Why did my sister leave so early?" ”

"Beauty and Ugliness" raised the painting in her hand and said with a smile: "I am in a hurry to frame this painting, and I will write a book when I go back." Hehe, you can't just be a writer and not sit at home, right? Or brother sleep for a while, it's still early, get up in a while, you do the task of the division first, and then go to the gang to find your brother, he will help you invite the master who delivers the goods. ”

"Jia Baoyu" glanced affectionately into the room, there was no movement on the bed, it seemed that the "good girl" was boating! He sent the "beautiful and ugly" out of the door and went to his own sect. When he completed the daily tasks of the sect and arrived at the gang, he found that "the cave house is undefeated" was not in the gang at all, "Jia Baoyu" waited for a while, and when he saw that he still didn't come, he thought it was better to forget it, he just learned to do the sect's tasks, and he had to learn to deliver merchant goods, and he didn't know how much time to waste. Just as he was about to leave, he saw "Dongfang Undefeated" leading three people to meet him! The big man smiled and said, "Brother, you are not slow to do sect tasks!" Just see that you are leaving, approve them to join the gang now, and we will take you to the delivery together. You follow us when we go out in a moment. ”

While walking, several people introduced "Jia Baoyu" from "Undefeated in the Cave House". In fact, there was only one one he hadn't seen, "Jia Baoyu" recruited those three big people into the gang and gave them the right to be a gang businessman. The group received the silver ticket from the gang's treasury and ran to the merchants of Emerald Star City.

"For the Heavenly Thieves" ran fast, first to the first to the Merchant A in Cuixing City, then to the Merchant B in Cuixing City, and then back to the Merchant A in Cuixing City, and turned back to "Jia Baoyu" and shouted: "There is no goods now, there will be goods in a while, what we buy, you will buy anything!" ”

"Still ruthless" said to the "Jia Baoyu" beside him: "You must, you must be fast, and you can pay money quickly." ”

"ISO9002" put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Don't forget to eat an exorcism incense when you run to the suburbs." There are always monsters pestering you to affect your delivery speed! And handed him one.

"The cave house is undefeated" added: "Don't talk to the merchant for a while, buy something and leave!" Do logistics must be fast! ”

"Jia Baoyu" listened to them one by one and nodded in agreement. They were waiting for the goods at the A merchant in Emerald Star City, and after a while, a large number of merchants from various gangs gathered around the merchant, and they all looked curiously at "Jia Baoyu" standing in the middle of the master.

The merchants of Emerald Star City have also been staring at "Jia Baoyu", and they are all embarrassed to look at "Jia Baoyu"! Thinking that this guy's eyes were so strange, then the merchant said to him gently: "The goods have arrived, what do you want?" "For the Heavenly Thief" quickly ran to the B merchant and shouted: "You buy." ”

"Jia Baoyu" heard him say this only to find that everyone was rushing to load things, and hurriedly glanced at the "still desperate" beside her, she had already carried several knives in her hand, and "ISO9002" also bought knives. Seeing that "the cave house is undefeated" and bought two knives and a few strings of pearl necklaces, he explained to "Jia Baoyu" with a smile: "I reacted slowly, so I didn't grab so many knives." I had to buy this! ”

"For the Skywalkers" also ran back to buy a pearl necklace. By the time "Jia Baoyu" also wanted to buy a pearl necklace, the pearl necklace had already been sold out. He saw that the merchant had only a fan left, and he wanted to buy it. "Thief for heaven" stopped: "Don't buy a fan, pay you to death!" "ISO9002" didn't let him buy it.

"Still ruthless" said: "Don't buy anything this time, follow us to run an empty trip to familiarize yourself with the delivery route!" After saying that, they went east first.

"Jia Baoyu" found that none of the merchants' large number of fans were sold, so he asked puzzledly: "When can you sell them at such an expensive price?" Why don't you give me a cheaper ......"

Before he finished speaking, the merchant interrupted him with a shake of his head and said, "Let me be cheaper?" Young man! What you say is equal to 'brother one'! ”

Jia Baoyu smiled: "You can ask for a price all over the sky, and I can pay it back on the spot, why do you scold?" What do you mean by "what you say is equal to 'brother one'"? ”

The merchant stared wide-eyed and said, "You talk one by one, what 'ask for a price, pay back on the spot', I don't know if you have ever taken an algebra class?" Let me teach you, in the first step, 10 divided by 10 equals 1, 10 squared divided by 10 squared equals 1, 10 squared divided by 10 to the third power equals 1, 10 to the eighth power divided by 10 to the eighth power is also equal to 1. The eighth power of 10 is too much, and I still use the third power of 10 for imbeciles! Again, dividing 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 10 is equal to 1, in the same way, dividing 10 to the power of n divided by 10 to the power of n is also equal to 1. In the second step, divide 10 to the nth power by 10 to the nth power, divide by the power of the base, and subtract the invariant exponent of the base to obtain the result ---- 0 power of 10. Step 3, because 10 to the nth power divided by 10 to the nth power is also equal to 1, and at the same time 10 to the nth power divided by 10 to the nth power is equal to 10 to the 0th power. To sum up, we can get that the power of 10 to the power of 0 is equal to 1, and below, we convert the exponent into logarithms, so the '0' in the '0 power of 10' is called the logarithm of 1 with 10 as the base, which is recorded as 'lg1' and read as 'brother one'. Therefore, 'what you say is equal to one' means that what you say is equal to zero, me! There will be no price reduction. Do you understand, now? 'Brother One' is 0, 0 is an empty circle, the empty circle is an o in English, and the o in English is the black in Chaoshan dialect, haven't you heard "It's Dark"? When singing, there is a phrase of 'too, too!' ”

"The undefeated cave house" ran out for a long time, and then returned to find "Jia Baoyu", smiling and blaming: "Alas, my brother said a long time ago that he would not let you pay attention to him, no business or treachery, and he will put your money in with your people while chatting!" If you want to make money, don't listen to what he says, you have to see the right time for yourself, and make a move when it's time to make a move. If you don't go, he'll give you that 'o,o,o,o! ’”

"Jia Baoyu" said to himself: "'o, o, o, o? ’”

"The Cave House is Undefeated" pulled him and said, "'O, O, O, O! It's the ...... of "Black Heart"

The merchant of Cui Xing City said strangely: "'The cave house is undefeated', how can you speak ill of me in front of people?" It's not good to speak ill of a person without a factual basis! You can wait until I've sung that song. If I haven't sung that song, you don't have to say I'll sing that song, and if I sing that song, you can't say I can't sing that song. If I hadn't sung that song, and you said I sang that song, I wouldn't be happy. If I sang that song and you still say I didn't sing that song, I'd still be upset. Actually, I changed the lyrics a long time ago, no longer 'o, o, o, o', to 'iloveyou'. Oldies are good! If you want to listen to new songs, I will sing, if you don't want to listen to new songs, I will still sing...."

"Jia Baoyu" said with a smile: "The big-bellied businessman, can you really say, nonsensical? I don't want you to sing the song, the fan is cheaper! ”

The merchant shook his head, "The cave house is undefeated" and persuaded: "Brother, this fan pays for the dead, you can't buy it!" ”

"Jia Baoyu" hurriedly asked the fat merchant: "Can it be cheaper?" Let's talk about a fixed price! ”

The merchant suddenly changed his business philosophy and said with a smile: "Okay, don't want money, is it cheap enough?" ”

"Jia Baoyu" asked in disbelief: "Why?" ”

The merchant smiled, stared at him with nymphomaniac eyes, and sang: "Because, 'iloveyou, you can send the goods away, iloveyou, even if you vomit blood, iloveyou, you can hold back." iloveyou, give me both youth and silver tickets. You're the biggest head, so iloveyou. ”

"Dongfang is undefeated" said eagerly: "Brother, he is scolding you for being a 'wronged boss', and you still don't leave?" ”

"Jia Baoyu" was angry, grabbed the collar of the merchant and asked, "What is the price?" Fan! ”

With tears in his eyes, the merchant said gently, "Look, you are angry again, I know that you will do this to me, please take me away!" ”

"Jia Baoyu" scolded: "'Birdman', your voice is really unbearable." Besides, I want a fan, why did I take you away? ”

"Because, iloveyou......"

"Jia Baoyu" knocked the merchant to the ground with a punch, snatched a fan from his hand, and the merchant hugged his feet and shouted: "Hey, hey! ”

"Jia Baoyu" kicked him away and said, "Still i, i, i, what do you love?" Get in the way of your uncle! Do you think you're Wang Jing if you're a little fatter? I'm still Cheng Xiaodong! 'Hey' and I'll design a new move and kick you to death!" ”

"Jia Baoyu" regretted not listening to his brother's words, he had been delayed here for so long, and he glanced at "Cave House Undefeated" embarrassedly, and "Cave House Undefeated" smiled and signaled him to leave quickly. "Jia Baoyu" heard the merchant crawling on the ground and shouting: "Shaoxia, don't think that you are the 'wronged boss', except for the one in your hand before singing this song, the other fans have been sold out!" That's why I said I don't want your money. You don't bring money in life, you don't bring it in death, and when you understand the meaning of money, you will naturally come back and sing this song to me......"

"Jia Baoyu" kicked him on the stomach again, sang and left. It seems that those lines are sung like this:

I beat up the fat businessman who made me desperate

I know it's not what I'm after

Nonsense, verbosity, being kicked and flattened

The idea of whether or not to make money is also flawed

I run on the fork in the road that I have to go through every day

I miss the simple and beautiful little tasks of the teacher

Money always makes people cry and feel unsatisfied

I can't think clearly when my brain is open, so confused

"Dongfang Undefeated" hung his goods on "Jia Baoyu" and said: "It's all because you are disobedient and have a temper with me." Now you have to be obedient, you are the helper, the helper has to help others, now you help me carry the goods, you can exercise your endurance! "Jia Baoyu" smiled and didn't make a sound, they went out of the east gate of Cuixing City, burning the incense of exorcism, all the way through the willows out of the eastern suburbs of Cuixing City, passing through Jianfeng City, and saw "thieves for the sky", "still ruthless", and "ISO9002" waiting for them at the Golden Beach Ferry! As soon as they arrived, the five of them hurried to Blade City.

"Jia Baoyu" asked "Thief for Sky" on the boat: "Brother, why did you run around just now, what happened to the two merchants?" ”

"For the Skywalkers" smiled: "One is 'Carrefour' and the other is 'Wal-Mart'." In fact, everything sold is the same, and I ran to see which one was cheaper. You must have listened to that classic song when you came so slowly? Hahaha, huh? I said, 'Lao Huang', you used to be the first on the list of commercial goods, why didn't you buy anything this time? ”

"Dongfang Undefeated" pointed to "Jia Baoyu" and said, "Do you know why my brother can replace me as the helper?" He loves to help others, and besides, I'm here to train my brother's stamina! By the way, the lyrics of that song have been changed to "iLoveyou". A few people exchanged opinions with their eyes, and when they got off the boat, they laughed and shouted "iloveyou helper", and put all the things that could be put on "Jia Baoyu".

"Jia Baoyu" followed them panting, and couldn't help but think of the sentence---- "You have the biggest head, so iloveyou." "Fortunately, after getting off the boat, there are still a few artificially built steps at the dock of Blade City, and after leaving Blade City, it will be more difficult for him to walk to Baiguo Mountain.

With a body of stinky sweat finally climbed to the top of the mountain, everyone saw that "Jia Baoyu" was tired and unloaded from under him, "Jia Baoyu" looked down the mountain, it was really a step by step to come the road, sometimes walking on the road did not feel the difficulty of walking, but to the destination to look back to understand the hardship of walking and the greatness of the walker!

"Jia Baoyu" is as tired as a dog, he wants to cry, he learns from the pain, how painful is it? The Baiguo Mountain teleporter read a sentence--- "Why do you have tears in your eyes, just because of your deep love for me!" After the spell, he teleported them to the northernmost Ice City. As soon as he stepped on this silvery white magical land, "Jia Baoyu" was immediately attracted by its unique scenery, or more precisely, he was seduced by it, and he froze as if he had lost his soul. whispered Chairman Mao's famous --- "Qinyuan Spring-Snow"

"Still ruthless" said with a smile while skiing on the snow: "It's been a long time since I've run such a long distance, and I've found the feeling I used to feel before, it's so beautiful!" ”

"Thief for the Sky" also smiled and said: "The realm is beautiful, but my memories are not beautiful." The first time I shipped commercial goods, I was here and let the ice lion bite me to death once! ”

"ISO9002" is accompanied by a sentence: "Sending goods to merchants was a long, long time ago for me. I have forgotten for a long time, I met 'Lao Huang' when I delivered the goods, and he was indeed fiercer than me! ”

"The cave house is undefeated" shouted "Oh no", everyone stopped at the gate of the ice and snow city, and looked back like him, it turned out that "Jia Baoyu" was still standing in place and did not move. "The cave house is undefeated" shouted: "Brother! Run, with your martial arts, even if you burn the exorcism incense, you can't stop the monsters here, and you will be safe when you run through this section of the road and enter the city! "Jia Baoyu" couldn't fill in the words for a while, so he wrote a poem ---- "Ice and Snow City. Spring", read aloud:

Spring is over and summer is here, and there is no way to find where the snow is drifting.

Take a look here with friends, look at it, the earth is silver, bright and white.

Who said that it is only beautiful in winter, even if the wind is like a cold knife, it is also free.

Laughing, the sun and snow have not disappeared, and the ice hugs.

What a cool cool shade!

Brother and sister stopped,

Cough! "Thief for the sky" is not a literary collection,

"Still ruthless" is a little coquettish,

"ISO9002" has been tired of hitting iron and bent over.

Even if the "cave house is undefeated", it is not good here.

After reading, he just moved two steps before fighting with the ice lion monster, everyone was thinking that if he couldn't escape, this exercise was declared a failure, and they all sweated for him. Less leaning, the battle is over. "Jia Baoyu" returned unharmed and triumphant. Laughing and joining them from the teleportation point in the Ice and Snow City to the outskirts of Crescent City, everyone slowed down, "Cave House Undefeated" asked what was going on just now, "Jia Baoyu" released the ice lion he had just caught, and said: "I met an acquaintance just now, called 'Good is a cat'." He helped me beat the big monster to death, and the little one was left, and he caught it at once, hehe! ”

As soon as he entered the gate of Crescent City, the "thief for the sky" sighed: "I was bitten to death by it when I delivered the virgin goods, and he caught a summoned beast when he delivered the virgin goods. Alas! Jiren has its own natural direction, time also, luck also! ”

"The cave house is undefeated" laughed and said: "A monk, the virgin is long, the virgin is short, the six roots are not clean, don't call me 'Lao Huang' in the future, others call me 'Lao Huang' I don't feel it." You call me 'Lao Huang' and it makes me very disgusting! But the man who saved him came to some point. ”

"For the Heavenly Thief" shook his head and said: "He is a closed disciple of 'Ximen Blowing What', it seems!" What's wrong? ”

"Still ruthless" also smiled and urged: "Helped our brother, that's also the time and luck, you better go and see the price!" ”

"Thief for Skywalker" ran to look at the price, and said with a depressed face: "Because too much time was wasted, everyone lost money." I didn't expect that the monk I was smart, and in the end, the evening was not guaranteed, and the pearl was the worst! It's about to be sold, take him to another line. ”

Everyone sold the goods and wanted to leave, and when they saw that "Jia Baoyu" was still stunned by the merchant, "Dongfang Undefeated" pulled him away, and he asked, "Isn't this the person I beat in Emerald Star City?" How did you get here so quickly? ”

"The cave house is undefeated" said eagerly: "Wear the same uniform, let's go!" ”

"Jia Baoyu" took a closer look again, and still felt that they were the same person. I heard "Dongfang Undefeated" shouting behind him: "If you don't leave, he will sing "iLoveYou" to you." ”

"Jia Baoyu" immediately took two steps back, turned around and followed the "undefeated cave house", and asked: "Could it be that he can also sing "iloveyou"?" ”

"The cave house is undefeated" said depressedly: "Why don't you understand? They are professionally trained, the customer is God, and if you don't leave, he will sing "iloveyou". Do they dare to sing such a famous corporate song? ”

"Jia Baoyu" ran after him and asked, "Where is the other line?" ”

"I bought the goods from the merchants of Blade City, and sold them to the merchants of the Hades through Qingfeng City."

When "Jia Baoyu" heard him say this, he was stunned and thought that if he went to the underworld---- the chance of encountering "charming eyes" would be greater, some things were not easy to say, it was better not to say, and some people were not easy to see, it was better not to see. Busy asking: "Are there only these two lines?" ”

"The cave house is undefeated" said with a smile: "You just start to be able to run these two lines well, generally speaking, you can earn more by playing long distances." When you are proficient, you can run short distances. With your understanding and hard work, you will be able to run long distances together after a few days of long runs. ”

"Jia Baoyu" listened to him, stopped, and said in a pleading tone: "Brothers, don't teach me, I'll run by myself, now I only take the road from Crescent City to Emerald Star City." ”

"Dongfang Undefeated" smiled and said trustingly: "It's okay, then you run by yourself, I have a gang silver ticket on me now, I have to quickly earn the money back and hand it over to the gang, it's too slow with you." There are other things, you can learn by yourself! ”

After Jia Baoyu saw them leave, he returned to Crescent City, where he happened to have goods. He learned to run on both sides like a thief for the sky, looked at the prices of the two merchants, and quickly bought flour to carry on his shoulders, and suddenly remembered that when he first met "Piaoling Yan", she also brought flour, but that time she seemed to be running from Emerald Star City to Crescent City. Thinking about it, he smiled, maybe it was "Piao Lingyan" who soaked the flour and couldn't sell it, no wonder she was furious when she touched her!

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