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Kurumi finally finished his morning class, and his position was in the second-to-last place by the window, hehe, and the seat of the legendary protagonist. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info the morning class is still quite tiring. Crazy Seven stretched his waist a little in his seat, casually looking out the window to enjoy the scenery.
At this time, the female students from another class were in physical education class. The youthful body is full of sweat full of student body fragrance under the scorching sun, and the tight track and field jerseys outline the bodies of the girls to the fullest. Kurumi felt like he was feasting his eyes today.
"Sell the watch, sell the watch, if it's not sweet, you need money......" A childish child's voice suddenly sounded in the school playground.
"Ahh What a cute little brother! ”
"Little brother is coming over here!"
A large group of schoolgirls suddenly gathered around.
"Holy! How did he get in!? Kuragachi, who was leaning against the window, was startled when he saw the man.
Zi Zhen is confusing the public with his innocent and childish face at school again.
Fortunately, Zi Zhen is indifferent to other people, no matter who he has the same attitude towards him, his face is still the same cold face.
But that kind of ignorance seems to be more popular, and even a few female classmates were impulsive, and they couldn't help but run forward and rub Zi Zhen in their arms.
After class, Kurazi was stunned to look at Yakumo Zizhen after being ravaged by a group of female high school students.
Kuaichi saw that his clothes were quite messy, and there were a lot of bows and braided ribbons tied on his hair, and the whole person seemed to be played miserably by those classmates as dolls.
"Wow! Zi Zhen, are you alright? ”
Kurumi asked with concern.
"Hehe, I hate these idiot high school girls."
Zi Zhen frowned, stared at Crazy Seven with a small face of displeasure, and a 'hehe' sneer appeared from the corner of his mouth from time to time.
He is still generally knowledgeable, and he knows how to hide his temper, but Crazy Seven is very worried, in case one day he can't suppress it and let the meteorite rain fall wildly, Crazy Seven really can't imagine what serious results will happen.
Kuragi guessed that those female students should have no malice, just purely out of love, but it was too bold to play tricks on the terrible Yakumo Zizhen like this, wouldn't they be afraid that the bad luck of the curse would befall them at any time?
"Alright, don't say anything useless. I'm here this time to ask you to help me host a friend. That guy has been too ...... with his sister lately Uh, ambiguous! Now he is being hunted down by his childhood sweetheart. That sister threatened to imprison him after she caught him, and to train him thoroughly and fundamentally, so I'm going to send her to you now to take refuge, temporarily avoid Xingjia Scarlet Snow, hide for two days, Sister Scarlet Snow will go to the United Society, and she will come back in a month, and then I'm sending that guy Jin Xue back to the original world. Anyway, he's going to stay with you for a few days. In the future, if you are in the same trouble as him, I will send you to him for refuge. ”
"Hehe~ Stepping on two boats will be retribution. Are his two girls beautiful? Mad Seven asked gloatingly.
Zi Zhen thought about it very seriously and replied in plain language: "For those poor guys who don't have a girlfriend, or only have a girlfriend, yes. ”
"Then he deserves it, let him step on two boats. With so many girls around me and only one girlfriend, you can see how loyal I am. ”
Crazy Seven always feels very happy about other people's misfortunes (especially the misfortune of the harem fire).
Zi Zhen glanced at him with disdain and said: "That's because all those sisters who dare to get close to you three feet have been leveled by the moonlit night painting Ou pinching sauce, and there are all kinds of strong women with a total of thirty-six martial arts ranks, and with her watching you by your side, ordinary girls can't get into your body at all." You can't step on any other boat. Zi Zhen paused and continued: "Anyway, it's just to stay for a few days, anyway, do you have the animation of "Scarlet Bullet's Ya x Ya" here?" ”
Kurumi thought for a moment, "The sixteenth book has recently come out. What's wrong? ”
"It's nothing, I just think you have some common language with him when you look at this. The full name of the person I brought here this time is Yuanshan Jinxue. ”
"Wait. According to the development of the novel, isn't the heroine Aria E? ”
"The worldlines of each parallel world are different, so the ending is also a little different. You just think of those love games, and the girls and endings that come out of each option are different at the end, so you can understand it. I've also seen the ending of Kim Ci cp Riko, Kim Ci cp Joan of Arc and so on, okay, it's far away, as a brother, can you help? "Zi Zhen said a little dry mouth.
"Is there any money?" Crazy Seven is very straightforward.
"I don't care about those!" Purple is more direct.
"......" Crazy Qi just glanced at Zi Zhen with a little meaning, turned around and left!
"Don't! I'm just kidding......" Zi Zhen burst into tears and grabbed Kurumi's clothes and was dragged to the ground.
"Alright, don't cry!" Crazy Seven reluctantly grabbed Zi Zhen from the ground, "I'll help, okay." ”
"Thank you! To thank you, I'll give this to you. With that, Zi Zhen took out a box containing a disc from his arms and said to Kurumi, "This is my favorite music single, it's very expensive." ”
Crazy Seven looked at it carefully, and he couldn't see whose album it was in the world, so he couldn't help asking, "What song is this disc of yours?" ”
Zi Zhen replied: "The latest single of Aunt Yuyuko of Saigyoji Temple, "Everyone Goes to Hell After Death"
Crazy Seven immediately threw it out!!
Then Zi Zhen put a flat-chested but thin waist, black long straight, eyes like autumn water, eyebrows like distant mountains and daisy...... Bah! The pseudo-mother led to the door of Crazy Seven and introduced: "This is the distant mountain Jin Xue." ”
Crazy Seven didn't take his eyes off it, Zi Zhen couldn't help but whisper a reminder when he looked at him like that; "Ahem, he's a man. Don't stare at people so stubbornly, say hello first. ”
"Mr. Jin Xue, is it? Fortunately, I will be honored. "Crazy Seven is worthy of being practiced, and he adjusted himself all of a sudden, and stretched out his hand to the distant mountain Jin Xue with the graceful demeanor of the master.
"Don't be so polite. Just call me Jin Xue. The black chief smiled at Mad Qi.
O goblins! Crazy Seven immediately gave a clear definition of this thing in his heart. Your sister, why are you a man! Even though it's so cute, it's a boy, but even if you're walking down the street, people say, 'Wow! That girl is so cute. ''Wow! It's hateful, so envious, it's not uncommon for ...... sound to be surrounded by such white skin. But why does a person who looks so much like a girl have two sisters, and why can he still step on two boats! Don't all girls like glass!?
"That...... Mad Seven yes. You're the master here, aren't you? That one...... Excuse me, where do I live? The black and straight Jin Xue asked embarrassedly.
"This ......" Kuaichi thought about it, accommodation is not a problem, his parents recently went out to Hawaii for their honeymoon. Several of the sisters also went out to earn a living on their own, and they basically didn't stay at home when they went out. Only his childhood sweetheart Moon Night Painting Because of the relationship between his parents going out to work, Moon Night Painting temporarily borrowed to live in Crazy Seven's home, so there are only two people in such a house. Crazy Seven's house has two floors, so Crazy Seven led Jin Xue downstairs to a room that no one usually lives in. Then Jin Xue was going to take a rest by himself because of the long distance, and Crazy Seven was very interested in letting him get acquainted with the environment by himself first - this was Jin Xue's occupational disease after doing martial arts, tidying up and checking the room.
And after Crazy Seven got out of Jin Xue's room, he looked at the clock on the wall, and looked at the time, Crazy Seven's childhood sweetheart Yue will also work with her friends and should be coming back soon.
Painted on a moonlit night, the long black straight hair series is also a childhood sweetheart attribute (bonus) giant breasts beautiful girl (or bonus). It's one of the idols of the academy who is at the top of the grades and looks very sweet. She and Crazy Seven are childhood sweethearts from childhood to adulthood.,Well,The relationship is very good, and the two have no guesses, so they can't go back.。
After all, there are more than one moon night paintings around Crazy Seven, and there are also many beautiful girls who have more or less emotional exchanges with Crazy Seven, but their fate is as entangled as if they are bound by God.
If you have to ask why the two people are so entangled, then Kurumi will definitely reply that it was a beautiful mistake, a gloomy afternoon with a little dark clouds, Kurumi is very harmless and wearing sports shorts, in a dark sports warehouse with ulterior motives, Kurumi and Moonlight tried Iwashimizu, Baishu, and the Dance of a Thousand Islands together...... After a variety of difficult poses, in the afterglow of pink eroticism, the moonlit night painting has something in his mouth, whimpering and asking madness.
"What am I yours?"
"You're my marriage!" Crazy Seven said.
It's time for the moonlit night painting to come back, and Crazy Seven is a little worried, how do you tell her? After all, Moonlit Night Painting doesn't really like other people to break into their ear-hot world.
At this time, the doorbell rang, and the moonlit night painting came back, and Crazy Seven immediately went to open the door, and met the moonlit night painting head-on, and after she came in, Crazy Seven closed the door casually. The moon night painting is still carrying the dish in her hand.,I have to say that the moon night painting is actually a very philosopher's wife and mother (Yamato Nadeshiko)-like temperament in ordinary times.,Regardless of the small problems that sometimes occasionally blackened and she concealed the strength of her various martial arts together thirty-five ranks.,Crazy Seven really loves her from the bottom of his heart.。
The moonlit night picture was originally going to wash the vegetables, and when I saw the mysterious appearance of Crazy Seven, I subconsciously wanted to open the door and just need to see what was going on. Crazy Seven hurriedly covered the door and said with some embarrassment: "A friend...... Going to stay at my house for a few days. ”
Yueye Hui's face changed, and he immediately took a long eggplant from the vegetable basket, held the eggplant and said sternly to Mad Qi: "Male and female!?" ”
When she knew that it was a man, she waved her hand and threw the eggplant back into the vegetable basket, showing a gentle smile at Kurumi: "I'll make you your favorite fish-flavored eggplant today." ”
Wait until the moonlit night into the kitchen. Kurumi opened the door and glanced at Jin Xue and found that this guy was changing clothes...... Kurumi feels like his worldview is crumbling!!
I saw that Jin Xue's lower body was already neatly dressed, and a pair of black tight pants perfectly outlined the shape of Jin Xue's hot legs that were a little thinner than a girl! At this time, Jin Xue was changing into underwear on the upper half of her body, and a large area of snow-white skin was all exposed in the air, giving people the urge to commit a crime, but this was not the most fatal, the most fatal thing was ......
Crazy Seven glanced at Jin Xue's chest meaningfully...... Your sister's! Why do you wear a bra! Aren't you a man!?
Depend on! If he hadn't known that the thing in front of him was a man, Crazy Seven would almost not be able to control himself!
Jin Xue, who was changing clothes, saw that Crazy Qi's eyes were very strange when she looked at her, and her eyes were full of all kinds of indescribable emotions, the strongest of which was ...... Awkward? That's right, it's like seeing a radish eating a rabbit.
“…… Why do you think so of me? Jin Xue asked suspiciously
"Hey, aren't you a man? Why do you wear a bra? Crazy Seven couldn't help but ask. At this moment, he had strong doubts about the gender of the person Yuanshan Jin Xue.
"Huh?" Jin Xue glanced down at the bra she was about to bring up, and suddenly her face suddenly realized, "Ahh...... It's rude, sorry. Last time, because I took on a task to protect the client, I wanted to protect a second lady in the women's college.,In order to better protect the client, I used to disguise myself for a while.,It's probably the sequelae of that time.。 If you hadn't noticed, I wouldn't have noticed. Hehe......" said this, Jin Xue scratched her head embarrassedly - I have to say that this cute action of scratching her head hit Crazy Seven's red heart at that moment.
"Eh, by the way, how do you get the buttons of this dress? You can help me. Jin Xue had trouble wearing a men's dress, I don't know if it was because he had been wearing women's clothes for too long, and he forgot how to wear men's clothes.
Crazy Seven casually reached out to help him button the button on Jin Xue's chest, and just when Crazy Seven just gave him a mouth, Moonlight Painting pushed the door and came in......
When she saw that Crazy Seven's hands were very dishonestly placed on the chest of a beautiful girl who was so beautiful that she was angry and resentful (in the eyes of the moonlit night), she was obviously doing something, and the moonlit night painting broke out directly!
"Didn't you say your friend was a man? You lied to me! You're with other women! I'm not alive anymore! ”
"Wait! Draw, listen to my explanation......"
"I don't listen!"
Smack!! The one in high heels screamed a piercing attack directly at Kurumi's knee. Crazy Seven...... Hold your knees.
Jin Xue on the side obviously didn't want to go, and directly blocked in front of Crazy Qi and said, "This young lady, you misunderstood...... Well, please don't look at me like that you want to tear me apart, okay? I'm really a man. ”
The moonlit night looked at the distant mountain Jin Xue, who was more sister-in-law than the girl, with her hands on her hips, and snorted in her nose: "Really? ”
"Really, really!!" Jin Xue and Crazy Seven hurriedly said at the same time.
How do you know that the moon night painting is even more furious, pointing at the mad seven and roaring angrily: "Would you rather be with a man than with me!?" ”
Jin Xue and Mad Seven: "............"
That night, Crazy Seven could only prove that he was a heterosexual with practical actions, and the bewitching and beautiful body written in the dim light painted by the moon night was like a pump to squeeze Crazy Seven alive, in the words of the moon night painting, she wanted to let Crazy Seven have this cheating heart and no cheating power! She doesn't have to worry about it during the day! That night, Crazy Seven made the moonlit night painting like a cake filled with cream before falling asleep.
The next day, Moon Night Painting went to work energetically, leaving Kurumi and Jin Xue sitting at the dining table and eating noodles.
"Hey, brother, are you alright?" Jin Xue looked at Mad Qi with a depressed face.
"My relationship with her has made a little wave......" Crazy Seven replied casually.
"Then we'll have to fix the rift." Jin Xue smiled evilly on her face and said to Crazy Seven, "Why don't I teach you a trick?" ”
"What?" Crazy Seven is a little interested.
"Let's get a little more romantic, like find a dim pink fluorescent environment next time you guys are there......" Jin Xue smiled mysteriously, "meeting her legs...... Kiss it up. ”
“…………”
Crazy Seven suddenly felt that this cargo was able to step on two boats, and it still had some real skills!!
I don't know if it's because the noodles aren't flavorful enough, Jin Xue can't eat it after a few pulls, and when he wants that bit of soy sauce, he finds that the soy sauce is gone, and says to Crazy Seven: "Hey brother." Do you have any extra soy sauce at home? ”
Crazy Seven said with a little dark circles in his eyes: "It's probably gone again, forget it, I'll go out to make soy sauce once." Do you know how to cook? It's just the two of us at noon today. ”
"No problem, I went to a chef's school and have a special certificate." Jin Xue had a 'wrap on me' expression. It seems that martial arts detective is really a special profession with multiple professional skills.
So Kurumi grabbed his wallet, got on his mountain bike, and set off.
There is also an intersection to get to the shops in this neighborhood.
Just when Mad Seven was alone at the intersection, waiting for the red street lights to change. I saw a sports car in the distance, showing off and driving slowly. Perfect streamlined shape, breathtaking performance, that's called a handsome, beautiful!
Just when Crazy Seven was admiring the sports car, a person in the passenger seat of the car stuck out his head to look out, and then turned his head to look at Crazy Seven, as if he had found something, his eyes lit up, and he opened the door and got down.
This is a big Lori.,As for why it's big, it's because it's just between Lori and a girl.,About eleven or twelve years old.,About one meter four tall.,Wearing gold-red clothes and golden students.。 I really can't understand the taste of the little girl in clothes now. Then Crazy Seven went into the car again.,I saw a handsome young man in the driver's seat.,Crazy Seven recognized.,This is Shaodong of a certain company that often has scandals with which celebrity idols in the newspaper.。。
Got that girl is this Shaodong's new girlfriend? Crazy Seven suddenly felt that rich people were really the root of all evil, and even the eleven-year-old girl was killed.
And the little girl was probably because of her weak physique, and she began to gasp after walking two steps, waving at Mad Seven while panting.
But the middle-aged man in the car didn't seem to notice that the little girl in the car had gotten out of the car. Still staring at the traffic lights.
Crazy Seven looked left and right, this little girl shouldn't be a ghost. It shouldn't be so easy to see the hell in broad daylight. It's supposed to be a strangely dressed person.
After walking ten meters, the little girl didn't leave, sat on the ground, panting and saying to Crazy Seven in a commanding tone: "Hey, come and carry me!" ”
Crazy Seven looked left and right, there was no outsider here, she was indeed talking to herself.
Crazy Seven became popular all of a sudden, carrying you? Who are you, you! Didn't you see that I was just a soy sauce beater? No, even if I'm just a soy sauce player, you think soy sauce is easy to mess with, right?
From here, it can be seen that the personality of Crazy Seven is abnormally distorted.,Ordinary otaku don't have a chance to carry girls! Although Crazy Seven's bad character has something to do with Crazy Three's early prenatal education. For example, when she was seven months pregnant, Kurumi Tokizaki watched the horror movie "Castle No. 98" once.
The girl in gold had a very bad attitude: "Move fast!" ”
Crazy Qi estimated that this was a rich lady, and she was used to relying on her money, and now she wanted to play tricks on outsiders, and she wanted to teach this girl a lesson who didn't know the hardships and badness of society. So he walked over with a smile on the standard smile of Kurumi and turned to her back with a kick.
The girl's body could withstand the kick of Kurumi, and all she could hear was screaming, and then rolling away like a ball, and finally disappearing on the horizon. I have to say that even the power of the half-elf's foot is still very large.
There was such a loud noise that the young man in the car didn't seem to notice anything. At this time, the light was green, and Crazy Seven was afraid that he would find that the people in the car were gone, so he hurriedly stepped on the bicycle.
Crazy Qiqi turned around and went to the store. Pay, buy soy sauce. So soy sauce is not something that everyone can do. Crazy Seventy picked up two packs of soy sauce and said to the boss that there was no need to look for the rest of the money. Then he was about to ride away, when he was suddenly dragged by someone again, and when he turned his head, the girl in gold just now was standing behind Crazy Seven, her clothes were soaked with sweat, and she gasped and said to Crazy Seven: "You carry me quickly!" ”
Crazy Seven was shocked, and a chill immediately appeared behind her, why did she appear here like no one in the blink of an eye when she kicked her out of sight just now?
Hell yes!
"How many times do you want me to say! Carry me! ”。
"Walk you!" Crazy Qiyi pushed her away hard, and then turned around and rode away.
After riding a crazy car for a thousand meters before stopping, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that I was being pulled by, and when I turned my head, the familiar girl in gold clothes appeared again!
This time, her face was soaked with sweat as if she had just come out of the water, and she was panting even harder, as if she was going to die in the next second, and the two words in her mouth were still the same: "Back...... I ......"
Not again!
Crazy Seven finally sensed that something was wrong, and it was impossible for a normal human to catch up with his half-elf physique no matter what.
This guy is not human!
Although he didn't know what she was, Crazy Seven's heart immediately became vigilant. Crazy Seven looked around, but there was no one around......
And at this time, the girl in gold was beaten twice by Crazy Seven, and this time her attitude became even worse, saying, "I warn you! This is the last chance if you don't ...... again."
Dare to threaten me? Crazy Qi immediately took out the plastic bag in his pocket, put it on her head, and beat her mercilessly.
Uncle Police Fork! There are bad people here who beat up girls! )
The girl screamed again and again, and her hands were sore, and she scolded while beating: "I'm tired to death." Lao Tzu, whether you are a human, a demon, a demon or a ghost, you are not allowed to follow me in the future! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will see you and fight once! ”
Sure enough, the part of the bad character inherited by Crazy Three was revealed in Crazy Seven's body.
In the end, Mad Seven kicked her into a tree ditch by the side of the road.
Solve an enemy alone, and Mad Seven is very happy.
The journey was very bumpy, and when I arrived at home, I felt like an endless journey had finally come to an end, and Jin Xue had cooked lunch not long after taking the ones that Crazy Seven had brought back. And just as the two of them were about to eat, a red-black crack suddenly opened, and they saw Yakumo Zizhen holding a pair of chopsticks to eat at the Crazy Seven Family. Recently Purple has really survived in the wild alone. But the things that I don't have are not delicious, but they don't taste good. So Zi Zhen came to eat. Don't look at Zi Zhen's appearance as a child, but in the end it is a monster, when he eats something, he is not ambiguous at all, and a large table of food is basically all in Zi Zhen's mouth, and Crazy Qi and Jin Xue can hardly grab Zi Zhen except for the first few bites!
"You'll have to pay for food when you eat here. Otherwise, if I find you this way to eat, I will be poor by you one day sooner or later! Mad Seven said.
"How so? Your family has the God of Wealth to help you, and it is impossible to eat poor! Zizhen didn't care at all.
"God of Wealth?" Crazy Seven said curiously. "Where? How can I not see it? ”
Zi Zhen wiped his mouth and said: "It stands to reason that it is very unlikely that ordinary people will meet the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth thinks very highly of himself, is very arrogant, and easily does not show favor to others. But I'm good friends with some new God of Wealth sister in the East, and if you run into her, she'll probably help you in my face and let you carry her home, just do it. You'll be rich in the future! ”
Crazy Seven's smile froze, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart: "You...... What does the God of Wealth look like? ”
Zi Zhen said: "She likes to wear that kind of red and gold caftan clothes, and her height is about one meter four. I like to command people. Zi Zhen warned the mad seven daos, "If you meet her, you must be respectful, otherwise you will not be developed in your life." ”
Mad Seven covered his face.
Jin Xue asked Crazy Seven strangely: "What are you crying about?" ”
Kurumi said, "The wind is too strong, and the sand is blowing into my eyes." ”
The one who stalked himself just now turned out to be the God of Wealth!
Won't I just go out and get some soy sauce!? Why did you suddenly come to such a trend! Let me know when you come! Crazy Qiyi thought about the scene where he beat her just now and kicked her in the ditch! No way!!
"Wind?" Jin Xue looked around strangely.
Zi Zhen saw that Crazy Qi's face was wrong, and asked, "What?" Did you see her? ”
"She's here, but now she's rolling in a tree ditch with a garbage bag over her head." Mad Qi said with a dead face.
Zi Zhen suddenly understood, and the various expressions on his face kept changing.
Crazy Seven asked with a hint of luck: "Is there any way to restore the relationship with her?" ”
Zi Zhen was silent for a long time and said, "Don't worry, after you die, I should be able to reconcile with her...... Reunion of husband and wife after an enforced separation or rupture?. ”
Crazy Seven roared directly: I'm not worried about this, I'm worried about my money! “