Five years ago, Huyan Xiaofeng was fourteen years old, and he was young and frivolous. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

On this day, I wandered to Yangzhou, and saw a huge ring in the city, which seemed to be very lively, and many people lived inside and outside. He was immediately interested, and squeezed under the ring in a few strides, wanting to see the excitement.

The owner is a strange old man who makes a smoking gun, nicknamed Da Desert Lonely Smoke, and the surname Dugu has a single name and a cigarette word.

Huyan Xiaofeng saw that many good players were knocked out of the ring by Dugu Yan, what Luoyang Li Changan, Suzhou Zhao Feiyang, etc., in fact, he didn't want to make a move, but he was happy to be a quiet and good audience in the crowd, until an accident happened: Sister Hu Yandi rode her beloved jujube red pony and suddenly arrived, and I don't know if she was too bored recently, or she couldn't get used to this ugly old man, so she didn't care about her own martial arts, jumped into the ring and drew her sword and stabbed at Dugu Yan.

Hu Yandi's appearance surprised the heroes present, and Hu Yan Xiaofeng was even more shocked, he wanted to slip away immediately, but he was worried, so he watched the situation in the ring with a heart.

Huyandi's martial arts are far under Dugu Yan, only two rounds, and she was knocked out of the ring, those admirers who followed her on the field, little minions, Yahuan, servants exclaimed, and hugged to the rescue, Huyan Xiaofeng just wanted to reach out to pick up people, but he was already hugged by this group of people, and he secretly scolded in his heart: "These bastards, martial arts are not good, and the sycophant kung fu is very good." ”

Hu Yandi was not married at that time, and the eldest lady had a good temper, so she stood up and scolded angrily, punching and kicking to clean up the people who hugged her, and those sycophants all wailed loudly, but secretly squeezed their eyebrows and were very happy. Huyan Xiaofeng got closer, and was also treated as a little minion with three punches and two kicks, because he put on some makeup before going out and was dressed shabby, Huyan Di didn't even look at him.

was beaten painfully, in order to divert Hu Yandi's attention, those sycophants pointed to the ring and scolded Dugu Yan, what ugly and weird, what old perverts who beat women, what ugly and scolding, Dugu Yan didn't care. Now no one fights, and it has become a shrew scolding the street.

Hu Yandi reviewed her scolding team one by one, and when she walked to Huyan Xiaofeng, when she saw that he didn't make a sound, she rushed over with wide eyes, Huyan Xiaofeng was in a hurry, and hurriedly scolded "Dugu Old Monster" and "Lonely Old Demon". The strange thing is that as soon as he spoke, Dugu Yanwei rolled his eyes and looked over here, Huyan Xiaofeng's attention was still here, so he naturally continued to scold and did not dare to slack off. When Huyandi finally turned around and went away, Huyan Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief, looked up suddenly, and saw Duguyan staring at him. He panicked in his heart: "Oh no, could it be that night, this strange old man remembered his voice, this is over, I'm not afraid of fighting with him, I'm afraid that my peeking at my sister Hu Yandi's bath will be exposed, and I have to bear the name of a lewd thief for a lifetime, and be laughed at by people in the rivers and lakes. Hurriedly avoiding Dugu Yan's eyes, he turned around and ran into the crowd. But if he didn't run, a harrier turned over and blocked his way in the air, and said word by word: "Stinky boy, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" ”

Huyan Xiaofeng couldn't escape, and sighed helplessly: "Alas, that day was really just an accident!" Why are you chasing after me? ”

Dugu Yan smiled strangely: "No surprise, my apprentice is not good at learning, and he will die and complain about others, I just want to have a good competition with you today!" ”

It turned out that Hu Yandi secretly ran out of the house the day before yesterday, Hu Yan Xiaofeng thought she was going to run away from home, so she secretly followed, but she didn't expect her to strip naked and jump into the West Lake to take a bath. Huyan Xiaofeng couldn't help but be curious and hid to peek, never thinking that in addition to him, there was a pair of masters and apprentices who were also peeking, and the apprentice found him and immediately pounced on him to kill him, but he was killed after one move. Huyan Xiaofeng was frightened when he killed someone, turned around and ran, the master found that the apprentice was beaten to death, and he was afraid that the news of peeking at a woman taking a bath would be spread, so he chased Huyan Xiaofeng tightly and chased all the way to fight. It was too dark that day, and the two only heard each other's voices and didn't see their faces clearly, and finally got rid of them because of Huyan Xiaofeng Lu familiarity, but they didn't dare to go home, so they wandered outside. Hu Yandi heard the voice coming ashore, and saw an old man and a young man running back and forth from a distance, and found a letter from the dead man: it was a letter written by Ling Huju to Dugu Yan, inviting Dugu Yan to participate in the swing competition to celebrate the appointment of his new official in Yangzhou. So Hu Yandi rushed over today to prepare to kill people.

Huyan Xiaofeng looked at Dugu Yan, looked at the pipe in his hand, thought about it and sighed: "Alas, since you have to compare, how can you compare?" ”

Dugu Yan's eyes lit up, he paused his throat, and raised his voice to say something that shocked the audience: "Today, I am Desert Lonely Smoke Dugu Yan and Zhenxi General's Mansion Huyan Xiaofeng are competing here, life and death are in peace, please be a witness!" ”

"Wait, didn't you say that it was just a competition, why did you talk about life and death again!" Huyan Xiaofeng was in a hurry.

"If you want to see the real chapter in the competition, where can you care about life and death!" Dugu Yan jumped into the ring and began to smoke violently, only to see puffs of white smoke floating straight up into the sky.

"The desert is lonely! Dugu Yan's mastery! The crowd exclaimed.

Huyan Xiaofeng only responded to the battle, he took off his shabby coat, revealing the white overshirt inside, and suddenly changed a person, from a sloppy boy to a handsome boy, raised his legs and just wanted to fly into the ring, but Hu Yandi came over and gave him two big mouths, and said angrily: "It turned out to be you!" Stinky boy! ”

Huyan Xiaofeng hurriedly said: "Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ......" I can't say the three words after all.

Hu Yandi's eyes glared at him and said, "Dare to say it, I'll kill you!" Now you go up for me and kill that bad old man Duguyan. ”

Huyan Xiaofeng jumped up, thinking: "If you kill me and Duguyan, no one will know, you want to kill people." ”

As soon as he jumped into the ring, a thunderous cheer erupted from the audience.

"It's an eye-opener today, I heard that the son of Huyan is the first in Jiangnan's martial arts!"

"I said not necessarily, it's not like you haven't seen the old man's martial arts, it's unbelievably high."

"It doesn't matter who wins or loses, it's better to kill one!"

The crowd of onlookers was chattering, looking forward to an earth-shattering competition.

The cigarette that Dugu Yan was smoking suddenly stopped, and pounced on Huyan Xiaofeng like a bolt of lightning, wrong! It was the smoke of Dugu Yan and Dugu Yan that rushed towards Huyan Xiaofeng at the same time like lightning.

But Huyan Xiaofeng suddenly disappeared! Because there was a hole in the ring, he got into it.

This is something Dugu Yan didn't expect, he used his life's trick Desert Lonely Smoke slammed down on Huyan Xiaofeng, but Huyan Xiaofeng dug a hole in the ring and disappeared!

"This little slippery head! It's not a common sense to play cards. Dugu Yan scolded in his heart, and at the same time secretly admired. However, the castration could not be stopped, so he had to go into the hole, but although the person entered, the smoke dispersed.

I only heard a loud "click", the pillar was broken, and the two were already fighting under the ring.

Under the ring, there were bursts of white sword light and bursts of white smoke, and there was another "click", and the pillar was broken again!

The crowd of onlookers was also interested, and they made an empty space behind them to facilitate the competition and for them to watch the competition. In fact, in the fight under the ring, only the wind and smoke are surging and the sword light is shining, and nothing can be seen clearly. Then came the "Click! Click! "Two loud bangs, the last two remaining pillars are also broken, and the ring is about to collapse!

There was a loud "boom", and the ring finally collapsed.

With a brush, two broken figures, a smoke-filled pipe, and a white long sword rushed out of the ruins!

By the time the two of them fell to the collapsed ring, they were already in rags, in poor spirits, panting face to face, but no one made a move.

Dugu Yan hung a color on his left hand, his beard was burnt, and he was staring at his pipe with very strange eyes: My pipe is extinguished! The pipe is like life, the smoke is extinguished, the body is dead, but why am I still alive!

Huyan Xiaofeng also hung up the color, his clothes were already indifferent, his abdomen was scorched, and he stood on the spot: There is no life under the smoke of Dugu Yan, but I am not dead!

The two of you look at me, I look at you, and suddenly they laugh together, hug and laugh.

Everyone was stunned!

At this moment, a tall and heroic middle-aged man not far away breathed a sigh of relief and said to himself: "What a miracle, both of them didn't kill at the last moment of life and death, is it a coincidence or something else." It was the new governor of Yangzhou, Ling Huju, who looked into the distance, thought for a moment, and turned to leave.

The crowd was very quiet and uninteresting, just like the roast chicken that could be eaten right away suddenly turned into stinky tofu, and it was tasteless.

"What a bullshit master! What else will you do besides dismantling the ring! ”

"Gongzi Huyan is just this little bit of effort, he is not as good as Niu Er who kills pigs in my village!"

"It seems that this Dugu Yan is not a master, all the people who were defeated by him were wine bags and rice bags! I would have known that I would have gone up and competed with him! ”

suffered from the previous fight, not only lost, but was also implicated and scolded by others.

Hu Yandi didn't do it anymore, and with a "brush" he pulled out his sword and rushed over, stabbing Dugu Yan with a sword, and he was about to stab the strange old man into a hole.

only heard a "clanging sound", Hu Yandi's sword was broken in two, and she was at a loss for what to do with the broken sword.

"Hahaha!" Dugu Yan laughed and shook the pipe in his hand, and a somersault turned out and walked away in a blink of an eye.

"Little brother, there will be a date later, see you another day, hahaha!" The voice faded away.

"Smack!" Hu Yandi slapped her younger brother in the face twice.

Huyan Xiaofeng muttered his face, lowered his head and did not speak.

Maybe Hu Yandi is the only one in this world who can slap him.

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