Chapter 11: Where Are My Big White Legs?
At the end of June in Seoul, the temperature is so sour. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The living room of the rental house is full of air conditioning, and two figures are watching Korean dramas boringly.
"Good daughter, are you fat?"
Woo Bin looked at Karystal who was holding An An and said casually.
"Agassi! Have you gained weight to the eyes? Just because you're bloated doesn't mean someone else is bloated too! ”
Karystal said with a little confidence.
"I always feel that your legs are thick!"
Yu Bin frowned matter-of-factly.
"Perverted Agassi!"
Karystal said as she pushed the snack aside.
"Attention! Don't be a chubby chick when you audition for this image! ”
Woo Bin remembered when he saw Karystal's unfeeling legs, and his big white legs when he was young must be strong enough!
Glancing at the sulking Karystal, he pushed her with his foot a few times and said:
"It's been almost half a month since you've been at home, and you haven't seen your Ernnies for almost a week! Give them a call, and I'll have someone bring some Korean beef over and have a barbecue in the yard at night! ”
"Don't think, I don't know what you're up to!"
Karystal patted Woobin's feet in disgust, saw Woobin's lewd smile, turned his head, and ran to the back room to make a call.
"Remember nine! It's too hot, tell them not to get too hot and wear less! ”
Yu Bin raised his head and instructed loudly, and after shouting, he whispered obscenely:
"Eighteen dazzling big white legs, my yard is smaller! It's good to be small, look carefully! ”
"Agassi! Can you drink some soju? ”
Listening to Karystal's voice in the room, Yubin hurriedly responded:
"No problem! I'm covering it if something happens! ”
In the afternoon, Yubin basically felt that the big white legs were already in front of him, shaking and shaking, and his mouth couldn't stop laughing.
"Agassi! Do you want to eat popsicles? ”
Karystal also made Woobin a little different in the afternoon, very attentive!
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief! Eat! ”
Woo-bin hummed a little song, ate a popsicle, and ushered in the doorbell.
"Sit down, I'll do this!"
Woo Bin waved his hair, held down Karystal, who wanted to get up, and said angrily.
The door opened.
"Ubin Oba!"
"Trousers!"
"Ubin Oba!"
"Trousers!"
"Trousers!"
“…………”
"It's still trousers!"
Woobin listened to the lively voices of the girls, completely in a state of confusion, why are they all pants on such a hot day?????
"Ermao! Close the door and let the dogs go! ”
Woobin shouted out in despair.
"Tell it!! Is this the dog? So cute! ”
"Cute !! Dead"
With Yu Bin's shouting, everyone also saw the fat dog An An, with white hair and a stupid and cute head, which simply touched the little girl's heart, completely ignoring Yu Bin, and ran up.
Left, Lin Yun'er who came to Woobin's house for the first time was a little restrained, but after a few seconds of embarrassment, looking at Kim Taeyeon and the others who were in the dormitory in the house, they were also rushed up by the shackles that had broken free from the restraints in their hearts.
"Oba? What happened to you? ”
When Yubin heard Zheng Xiuyan's question, he waved his hand with tears in his eyes, and only waved his hand with his arrogant back and said:
"You have a break in the living room! I'm going to the bedroom to be quiet, please don't ask me who Jingjing is! ”
In the living room, sure enough, no one bothered to take care of Yubin!!
"Xiujing, are you fat? How could so many snacks be eaten by Oba alone! ”
Tiffany asked, pointing to the snack bags all over the floor, envious and hateful.
"Of course not, this fat dog loves to eat too! I'll just eat a little once in a while! ”
As soon as he heard Ernie say that he was fat, Karystal also began to feel weak, and said unconfidently.
"Ah, you Ernie and I, when we come to the company, we don't know if 12 o'clock is noon or night! How can you be so lucky? ”
Karystal heard his sister's words and quickly got up and ran to the kitchen.
"Abominable Agassi! If you want to gain weight every day, you just keep eating! I'm going to keep leading An An's fat dog to go shopping! ”
Karystal said as he dragged out large boxes of snacks and small boxes of snacks as protection money was handed in.
"Last time, you took that bit back! Did you keep it private? ”
Sunny looks at Woobin's inventory, remembers that Taeyeon secretly took the snacks back to the dormitory a few days ago, and stares at Taeyeon's flat chest and asks with bad intentions.
"How is that possible! The little old-fashioned can testify! You must believe Xu Xian's words. ”
Kim Taeyeon covered her chest and looked at Seo Hyun nervously, knowing that Seo Hyun nodded, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Kim Taeyeon regretted that a few days ago, she went to Lee Soon-gyu to make herself look plump, and she had been miserable by the clutches of a perverted woman for the past two days!
Yu Bin listened to the warbler in the living room Yanyan also walked out of despair, his eyes kept looking at the door of the house, and he thought, "Why don't you have anyone who understands something, come in and comfort the heart of the master's hand!" ”
"Zila"
Just as he turned his head, the soft sound of the door being pushed open also alarmed Yu Bin, and suddenly made Yu Bin's heartbeat speed up a little!
"Oba! Are you feeling unwell? ”
It was the little old-fashioned Xu Xian who came in.
"Murphy's theorem, I'll fuck your mother, why did nine people in Girls' Generation come in a little old-fashioned!! I've been waiting for thousands of years, why! ”
With tears in his eyes, Woo Bin turned his head to look at Xu Xian and said:
"I'm having angina, I'm sick, just let me rest for a while!"
After a while, Woo Bin couldn't help but ask:
"By the way, it's so hot today, why are you wearing a lot! Turn the air conditioning on sufficiently! ”
"Doesn't Oba know? That time you were attacked on the road, Xiujing told us! She specially told us that the security here is not good, and said Oba, you let us dress as conservative as possible! ”
Seo Hyun also knelt next to Woo Bin and said with red ears.
"Ermao, you traitor! Eating and drinking mine actually prevents me from admiring the beautiful big white legs! ”
At this moment, Yubin had completely understood, Yubin gritted his teeth, clenched his fists, got up and rushed out of the bedroom, shouting angrily at Karystal:
"Okay, you're a good ermao, you're actually, actually ....."
Yu Bin saw the eighteen big watery eyes in the living room, eh, twenty, and the dog eyes of An An, a fat dog, and suddenly realized a problem, he must not hurt the enemy by a thousand and lose ten thousand!
Yu Bin took a few breaths and said sarcastically:
"You didn't fold the quilt? It's so lazy! ”
"Agassi! When did we add this house rule? ”
Karystal said with a little redness on her cheeks when she heard Woobin's words, looking at her old sister's face.
Yu Bin saw that Zheng Xiuyan had stretched out the hand of punishment, and suddenly felt a big hatred in his heart, offsetting the loss...
"Don't say it, it's too bad for you to fight Ernie! It's getting dark, and it's time to get ready for a barbecue! ”
In order to prevent Karystal from making a small report in a hurry, Woobin also announced the start of the feast.
Only half an hour later, Yubin looked at the three girls in front of him who volunteered, desperate!
"Pani! Is this the steak you grilled? It's charcoal wrapped in flesh and blood! ”
Woo Bin was speechless as he held the steak.
"Oba, Biana, it's not that she's short-legged, she's lit the fire too much! I'll get hot pizza! Seafood fried rice! What will you be? ”
Tiffany heard Kim Taeyeon talking cool next to her, and she exploded all of a sudden.
"I will, I will carry the black pot with you!"
Kim Taeyeon actually had an explosive emotional intelligence at this moment.
"Hey-hey, Taeyeon!"
"I love you too! I believe in you in the roast one! ”
Under Yu Bin's desperate eyes, the two of them hugged each other and staged a big scene of sisterhood, and then patted their heads and looked at the baking table!
"Lin Yun'er, no matter how big your eyes are, you can't bake if you don't press the main power switch!"
"Ah, Biane, Oba!"
"Fat dog, you spit out my intestines for me! That's mine! ”
The scene was extremely chaotic for a while!
Woo Bin makes the mistake that all men make and thinks that all beautiful women are all-powerful!
The woman who completely forgot that she was completely insulated from the kitchen is these girls in front of her!
"Enough of you, let me come! Go and learn from Zheng Xiuyan and them, just sit quietly, chat, drink and burn bar! ”
Yu Bin also took out his picnic method when doing the task and began to show his skills, for nothing else, for only one reason:
"Guest officer, I think it's delicious next time, remember to wear !!!!it next time."