Chapter 217: Meet to explode Lao Jun's balls
"You cowardly, incompetent and weak king, if my old cow were you, I would have been killed by a head-butt. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "The Bull Demon King spits and flies.
"You sexually impotent cuckold cow, you haven't gotten a single seed for so many years, you are sexually impotent and weak, and this king has two sons." Li Tianwang crossed his waist with one hand and yelled there.
"Come on, come on, be thirsty, drink some wine and go on."
Tang Seng was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he poured a bowl of wine for the Bull Demon King and the Tota Heavenly King.
The Bull Demon King and the Tota Heavenly King subconsciously took the wine, took a sip, continued to scold each other, and then touched a glass and continued to drink.
The two of them drank and scolded each other, Tang Seng was very generous, took them a lot of wine, and let them drink as they pleased, so they pushed the cup and changed the cup there, clinked the glasses vigorously, very arrogant, scolded from time to time, blushing and thick-necked, but gradually the object of scolding changed.
"That's too old, one day my old cow will definitely blow his balls." The Bull Demon King said indignantly.
"And this Heavenly King, this Heavenly King is also going to blow his balls." King Tota also said loudly, indignant.
The two shared the same hatred and soon had a common topic.
"Come, keep drinking!" Li Tianwang poured himself full of wine, and poured full wine for the Bull Demon King.
"Drink, brother!"
The Bull Demon King shouted happily and raised his head to drink.
"Well done, brother." Li Tianwang also raised his head and drank all the wine in the bowl.
The more the two chatted, the more speculative they became, they hated to see each other late, pushed the cup and changed the cup here, drank until the sky was dark, and finally made an appointment to take revenge together, to blow up Taishang Laojun's balls.
The ten gods who followed King Li would fall directly and fall to the ground.
Tai Bai Xing also wiped his sweat, couldn't stand it anymore, and turned around to find Tang Seng.
"Lao Bai, is there something wrong with the poor monk?" Tang Seng squinted at Tai Bai Xing.
"That's right, the Dragon King of the West Sea has come to Heaven." Tai Bai Xing tried his best to make his words appear kind, worried that Tang Seng would misunderstand.
Tang Seng suddenly raised his eyebrows, and with a wave of mana, the alcohol was evaporated, and he was much more sober: "Come to settle accounts with the poor monk?" ”
"No, no, Tang Sanzang, don't get me wrong." Tai Bai Xing hurriedly explained: "The Dragon King of the West Sea is here to negotiate peace with you. ”
Peace?
Everyone was stunned, and Yang Chan also looked incredible.
Yang Chan's brothers and sisters already knew about the good things Tang Seng had done, killed the dragon, and then killed the black dragon, and also brought the dragon body and ate dragon meat.
Instead of retaliating, the Dragon King of the West Sea still wants to take the initiative to negotiate peace?
However, if you think about the strength of Tang Seng's team, they understand the plan of the Dragon King of the West Sea.
Not to mention the two terrifying existences of the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie is also amazing.
Moreover, Tang Seng himself also has a very strong strength, which cannot be underestimated, especially Tang Seng's elusive teleportation ability, even the Immortal Emperor dares to fight.
However, Tang Seng thought more, at this time, Xiao Bailong went to visit relatives, Xiao Bailong is the prince of the West Sea Dragon, and it is estimated that there is also a relationship with Xiao Bailong.
If the Dragon King of the West Sea wants to take revenge, even if he takes revenge in the end, it is estimated that he will take revenge, and he will definitely suffer heavy losses in the end, this is still the best situation, and the worst situation is that Tang Seng will make trouble in the Dragon Palace with a group of apprentices, and the Dragon Palace may be overturned.
Xiao Bailong has been with Tang Seng for so long, and he already knows Tang Seng's temper, and it is light to overturn the Dragon Palace, even if he opens a dragon meat banquet again, it is not a joke.
And according to the current situation, the Jade Emperor probably doesn't have the courage to help the Dragon King of the West Sea, and he must be jealous of Sun Wukong.
But if you deal with it in another way, with Xiaobailong as the middleman, to bring the relationship between Xihai and Tang Seng closer, although it may make people feel that Xihai is cowardly, this is definitely not a bad thing for Xihai, and even a powerful helper can be pulled at a critical moment.
I have to say that the Dragon King of the West Sea is still very smart.
"If it's the little white dragon's reason, of course the poor monk won't have an opinion." Tang Seng smiled.
When Tai Bai Xing heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I'll go back and tell the Dragon King of the West Sea to find a time to arrange for you to meet?" ”
"Okay." Tang Seng said with a smile.
Tai Bai Xing was about to leave, when he suddenly heard Tang Seng muttering: "In this case, next time you want to eat dragon meat, you don't have to be so troublesome." ”
Tai Bai Xing almost fell headlong, and hurriedly stopped: "I can't help it, I can't help it." ”
"Don't be nervous, you don't have to slay dragons to eat dragon meat, you can make them volunteer, anyway, the West Sea is so big, there must be a lot of dragons." Tang Seng said.
Tai Bai Xing was dumbfounded when he heard this, hearing this for the first time.
"Go ahead." Tang Seng said.
"That's good, but Tang Sanzang me, of course I'm not ordering you, it's just a friendly suggestion, peace is precious."
After Tai Bai Xing finished speaking, he flew away quickly, feeling that it was very unsafe to stay by Tang Seng's side, in case this monk even wanted to eat it on a whim, it would be bad.
"Tang Sanzang, this time I ate a relative of the Dragon King of the West Sea, what is the identity of the lion I ate last time?" Yang Jian asked suddenly.
"It seems to be Manjushri's mount, the blue-haired lion demon." Tang Seng said with a smile.
Exercise!
Erlang God wanted to scold his mother, no wonder this goods were not stingy at all and pulled him to eat together, it turned out to be a vote for his name, and he wanted to tie him to a boat.
"Manjushri ...... You bad guy, you don't even let go of the mount of other people's bodhisattvas. Yang Chan was stunned.
Those bodhisattvas are not simple, those bodhisattvas who usually walk in the world are just doppelgangers, and the deities are very powerful.
"Don't be afraid, there's Wukong." Tang Seng said with a nonchalant expression.
Yang Chan glanced at Tang Seng angrily.
Erlang God Yang Jian snorted coldly, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the three-pointed two-edged knife that had been repaired in the distance flew in an instant, and he grabbed it in his hand, and then turned around and left.
"Brother......" Yang Chan was worried that Yang Jian would hate Tang Seng, so she hurriedly shouted.
"After this death tribulation, I have learned something that I urgently need to retreat, so don't worry." Yang Jian said: "If it goes well, after I get out of the customs, I can at least haunt the threshold of Dao Ancestor." ”
Although he was resurrected, the previous death was a real death, Yang Jian was equivalent to having died once, and the opportunity to experience it was very rare, and he felt a lot of feelings.
After speaking, Yang Jian turned into a streamer and flew out of this suspended immortal island and disappeared into the sky.
The ten gods also hurriedly carried the drunken Li Tianwang to leave.
"Leave me alone, I can still drink ......" Li Tianwang said loudly, but his body didn't obey the call, obviously he was deliberately drunk, otherwise it would be impossible to let the gods get drunk.
The ten god generals didn't dare to let Li Tianwang stay, and hurriedly took him to control the divine rainbow and left, not daring to let Li Tianwang stay, in case he really went with the Bull Demon King to hunt down and kill Taishang Laojun, it would be a big trouble.
"Peng!"
The Bull Demon King suddenly fell to the ground, snoring loudly, and fell asleep directly.
"Lao Sha, let's keep drinking." Zhu Bajie still had to drink, clinked glasses with Sha Seng, and muttered drunken eyes: "Little Dragon Girl, I remember that you were still in perfect shape when you left, my old pig should not be a green hat pig." ”
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