(As the title suggests, this is my real impression, collected by the sympathetic)

"Grandma, please spare me!"

Listening to this heart-rending and heart-wrenching scream, the man's face became cold, and a chilling killing light swept through the depths of his phoenix eyes, which were as clear and quiet as autumn water, and the hand holding Su Yan's collar couldn't help but tighten a little tighter. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But I saw that the person who came was dressed in a white dress and won the snow, super elegant, amazing and vulgar, who is not Qin E?

Qin E looked at Su Yan coldly and said coldly, "What did you say?" ”

Su Yan looked at the murderous light that flashed in Qin E's eyes, and couldn't help but take a few steps back, silent.

Miss Qin is really angry now, because the young man in Tsing Yi in front of her actually called herself "aunt and grandmother", and she herself is only seventeen years old for a month and three days, any woman who is deliberately exaggerated in age will not like it, especially a girl like her who is as beautiful as a fairy.

Su Yan felt the deeper and deeper anger in Qin E's eyes, and suddenly he was extremely desperate, looking at the blue and clear sky sadly, and his heart seemed that the half-gnawed baked cake in his hand could not be eaten.

Then, Qin E, who was staring at Su Yan like a frost knife and ice blade, suddenly sobbed softly.

Su Yan came back to his senses from his melancholy, and was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him, and he was speechless.

But I saw this girl who was holding her collar viciously, with crystal teardrops on her face, crying like pear blossoms with rain, pitiful, without saying a word, only a thousand tears.

Su Yan looked at Qin E with tears like rain, and was speechless for a while, not because Qin E was gentle and soft, but because he was confused in his heart, how could his heart be like a rainstorm that came in the rainy season, and he was still murderous, but now he looks like a girl who has been abandoned by a negative heart.

After all, Su Yan was only sixteen years old, and seeing Qin E crying so much that it was really heartbroken, it was sad and moving, and he couldn't help but soothe: "Don't cry, okay?" I just said your words are wrong, okay? It's my mortal sin, it's an unforgivable sin, don't cry! ”

Who knew that Qin E heard this, not only did she stop sobbing, but cried even more, crying sadly, and suddenly caused countless pedestrians on the bridge to look sideways, looking at the young men and women in front of the bridge pole, looking at Qin E, who was crying sadly and moving, she couldn't help but feel pity, and Qin E's appearance was really beautiful as a fairy, and it was extremely eye-catching, so several passers-by walked to Qin E's side, persuaded her to stop crying, and asked why she was crying, Su Yan just wanted to answer for her, Qin E raised her head and glared at him fiercely, and then said with a half-crying voice: "It's all my bad life, Spread a heartless and ungrateful negative man! ”

After that, Qin E pointed at Su Yan tremblingly, and cried: "When he lied to me to be with him, he made countless mountain alliances and sea oaths, and said countless sweet words, but I didn't expect it...... I didn't expect ...... After he tricked me into getting laid, he abandoned me mercilessly......"

These words were said extremely loudly, and all the passers-by on the bridge who were bustling like a tide heard it, the ungrateful Bo Yukiro has been pointed out by thousands of people since ancient times, and immediately several young and heroic young men who wanted to be heroic in front of the beauties rushed forward and grabbed Su Yan's robe, beating and kicking wildly.

That's not all, there are many vendors on the bridge, and when they heard this, they were all filled with righteous indignation, sympathy and indignation, and for a while Su Yan became the finger of a thousand people, and those vendors threw the items they were selling to Su Yan: rock sugar gourds, baked cakes, eggs, green vegetables...... The most tragic thing is that a businessman who sells iron tools directly slammed into Su Yan with a big hammer, only half a foot away from hitting Su Yan, looking at the big hammer scattered by the cold light, Su Yan was shocked, scared out of a cold sweat, and didn't even have time to refute and explain, so he ran away to the bottom of the bridge.

The vendor who sold him baked cakes stared at him viciously, spat out, and then said angrily: "Lao Tzu has a customer like you, it's really insulting to the lintel!" You bad guy! Phew! ”

Su Yan listened to these sincere and sincere scoldings, looked at the sky speechlessly, and looked up to the sky and said sadly: "I, Su Yan, will never offend women again in the future!" Children and grandchildren should take this as a warning, and women must not be offended in the future! ”

On the bridge in the distance, Qin E stopped crying, looked at Su Yan's embarrassed back in the distance, crossed her waist, and said with a smile: "Hmph!" Whoever told you to insult this girl, you deserve it! ”

If Su Yan heard this arrogant words, he would definitely be unable to hold back any longer, vomit three liters of blood, and faint.

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With a head full of egg whites and vegetable leaves, Su Yan broke his hat to cover his face in the disdainful eyes of passers-by, and finally returned to the inn.

Looking at Su Yan who was full of vegetable leaves in front of him and had rotten egg juice flowing on his shoulders, Qin Sheng and Su Xiaomou couldn't help it anymore, leaned forward and leaned back and laughed, the laughter lasted for dozens of breaths, listening to this hearty and cheerful, sincere laughter from the heart, Su Yan's face was like cold iron, and his face was finally magnanimous, and he was merciful, resisted the urge to kill the two with a sword, plunged into the bathroom, and cleaned for an hour before coming out.

The moment he walked out of the bathroom, Su Yan finally got rid of his depression, and then fell back into endless depression.

saw Qin Sheng shaking the folding fan, leaning over with a hippie smile, and said, "What? Being scolded as a dog? ”

Su Yan sat down coldly, and sighed for a long time: "Only women and villains are difficult to raise!" ”

Qin Sheng pretended to be shocked and said in a trembling voice: "You...... Are you messing with women...... This...... Your life is over! ”

Su Yan said sadly: "I won't dare to provoke women in the future, absolutely not!" ”

Qin Sheng shook his head and said earnestly, "Have you ever heard a word? As the saying goes, 'Rather mess with a saint than a woman'. ”

Su Yan was full of grief and indignation and told Qin Sheng and the others that he was like a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat him, and the two of them had gloating expressions, and Qin Sheng laughed even more, and said: "If a porter who picks dung passes by, he will directly splash you with a bucket of dung, then it will be fun!" ”

In this way, Su Yanfang's depression that had just calmed down made a comeback again, and he made a comeback, with great potential for restoration.

This day has great significance and far-reaching impact on Su Yan in the future.

A few years later, the Su family has always adhered to the family motto of the ancestor Su Yan before leaving, "Rather provoke a saint, do not provoke a woman", which has been passed down from generation to generation and is a family heirloom.

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Tonight's banquet was held in the most splendid Jinluan Hall of the Imperial Palace.

Su Yan looked sadly at the countless mountains in the distance and the bloody remnant sun that scorched the sky, and walked across the Zhuhe Bridge with his head down, and the vendor who sold baked cakes saw him and immediately shouted: "That negative man is here, fight quickly!" ”

Su Yan personally felt the scene of being surrounded by tens of thousands of people as soon as he appeared on the stage, desperately squeezed out a bloody road, turned into a true yuan streamer and galloped towards the palace, thinking that it would not be easy for him to cross this river bridge in the next few weeks.

"'I'd rather mess with a saint than a woman', it's honest!"

This is Su Yan's heartfelt sigh.