"The emotional dispute cases written by Uncle He all have such a commonality. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info“

Tuanzi put the black and white jade chess pieces together and protected them with his hands, preventing Fox Shaojun from being bad again, "What do you say?" Well, 'what you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you get is always in turmoil'. Wait until one day His Majesty the Emperor is moved by your sister's true feelings and throws himself into her warm embrace. Your sister began to really understand him, to recognize him, and finally felt that this person was nothing more than that! This love calamity should be over. ”

"What does 'nothing more than that' mean?"

"For example, now in your sister's mind, the emperor's noble character is like a mountain looking up and the scenery is walking, the words he has said are beautiful, and the breath he breathes is as fresh as Lan Gui, and even the nasal feces and ear filth should be honey."

"One day when they live and eat together, and they get too close, your sister may find out: the emperor will grind his teeth when he sleeps, and he won't wash his hair when he is tired? Or, you have to buckle your toes before washing your feet, or every time you take off your son, you smell the smell before throwing it away, and you drink too much wine and touch the little palace maid's mimi...... At that time, the great love will be dead. ”

"Shift~ You're disgusting! How could the emperor be so obscene. ”

"For example, Uncle Ho said that any 'unwanted' is the best. The passage I just said is the preface he wrote on a little book that travels through romance, and I think it makes a lot of sense. Uncle He asked me to read more of the routines he wrote about when men and women in the world were emotional, so as not to be ruined in the future. ”

"Hebo didn't write it all right," Chu Yan tilted his head to look at Tuanzi's bright eyes, "If you grind your teeth when you sleep, or like to buckle your toes before washing your feet, I don't dislike you, and I will buckle your feet with you." ”

"Hey, why are you gossiping about others? Do you understand the rules of gossip?! Don't believe what I just said, Uncle He has been practicing in the human world for 10,000 years, and he has seen the number of infatuated men and women in the Ganges River, but in the end, there are few who are old and in love. ”

"Uncle He lived in the mud pond in the backyard of the mansion, the well pond in the rural town, and the big lake in the palace before he became an immortal. Regarding 'I don't know what to do, go deep', he has heard mortals of different eras and races say that all kinds of good beginnings and bloody endings are all kind. ”

"How can you cure a disease that you can't ask for? Hebo said that it has to be like curing gluttony, no matter how delicious you like, you have eaten enough, you have eaten enough, you are tired of eating, and you don't think about it anymore. Therefore, when will His Majesty the Emperor fall in love with Princess Yaoguang, and when will the princess's love catastrophe pass. ”

"I can't see that you are so young, and you know a lot about the relationship between men and women!" Chu Yan couldn't help but reach out and pinch Tuanzi's cheek, "Bad girl, how many relationships have you had?" ”

"You're a bad boy, what do you do when you talk well?" Tuanzi pushed away the fox's paws, "My master is very strict with discipline, if I didn't come to the mortal realm to practice, my master wouldn't allow me to leave the valley for half a step." I've just read a few romance books written by Hebo, and I'm just talking about it on paper. Fox Shaojun's status is noble, and the peach blossoms should be lucky, right?! ”

"Not really, my tutor is also very strict! None of Qingqiu's subordinates dared to tell me pornographic jokes in front of me, for fear of being bumped into by my sister and smashing their faces. Really, don't be prejudiced against the fox clan! “

"Does it really have anything to do with me? Hey, it's very stuffy in this palace, you can't help Sister Yaoguang here, let's go out of the palace and find Uncle He, his new book is very interesting, I'll borrow it for you. ”

"I don't want to read it, listen to what you just said, Hebo writes all small books on tragic themes, and if you read too much, you will get a phobia of love, just like you."

"Nonsense!" Dango stood up and got along with her peers, but after a long time, she felt bored, and it was difficult to find a common language. She looked left and right at the terrain of the inner palace, "If you like to walk or not, I can go out of the palace by myself." “

"What's the hurry? I haven't done what I promised my sister yet. ”

"What else?"

"Sister asked me to get her a face immortal pill to make her emperor and husband happy, I came to the mortal realm empty-handed, where to find the elixir immortal recipe for her? I remember that when I was a child, I heard Grandma Lu say that the monsters in the mortal world also have the inner pill, and the demon pill is far superior to the old ginseng lingzhi...... When I came, I vaguely saw that there was a dark atmosphere in the east of the city, and I left the palace early this morning to catch demons-"

"So you kidnapped me to dig up my heart pill for your sister to eat?! Villain! Swindler! Tuanzi finally remembered how she came to the palace, grabbed a large handful of chess pieces on the table and threw Chu Yan's head hard.

Chu Yan explained while dodging, "Hey, no, don't get me wrong, I had a little bit of this idea at first, didn't I see that you had a demonic aura on you, after I caught you, I saw that you were so cute, where would I give it?" Don't say that you are a little fairy in the Tianyu Realm, and the tall foot of Fengli Immortal, even if you are really a demon and a monster, I am not willing to hurt you half a point, really! ”

"If I lie to you, let me thunder five thunders, and my soul will be scattered and ashes!"

This is a powerful poisonous oath in the immortal clan, and Tuanzi softened his face, "Uncle He's favorite thing to do in Suri, in addition to writing novels, is alchemy, let me ask him on your behalf if he has eaten the kind of immortal face in the Qiankun bag brought from the Lost Valley." “

Chu Yan and Tuanzi were noisy in the lotus pavilion, throwing jade chess pieces around, and there were several figures standing under the gallery admiring them: Tuanzi was innocent and smart, Yuxue was cute, Chu Yan's eyebrows were picturesque and charming, and the laughter of the two was like a bell blowing in the wind through the sound of water, and they looked like two little fairies frolicking in the clouds from a distance (and indeed fairies).

"Who are they? So bold?! “

"Back to Concubine Lan, these two girls are the cousins of the queen's mother, the queen mother ordered the slave maid to lead the two girls to the imperial garden to play, they are young and lively, and they have no intention of disturbing Your Majesty and Concubine Lan, please forgive Your Majesty and Niangniang."

These two palace maids were carefully selected by the Tian family to marry into the palace, and both of them knelt down to ask the emperor for their guilt, but there was no panic on their faces.

"It's the queen's sister's maiden sister, why is she so unruly?" Concubine Lan's slender fingers pinched the silk handkerchief, and stared hatefully at the two 'coquettish' sluts in the lotus pavilion, "Don't pull them out quickly!" “

"Forget it." The emperor, who had been smiling all the time, stroked Concubine Lan's shoulder, "Let's go for a walk elsewhere, the wind on the lake is cold, and it will not help your sick body." “

"That set of chess pieces is made of warm jade given to Lan'er by the emperor, Lan'er specially ordered the palace people to put it there in the morning, waiting for the emperor to go down to the court to talk to Lan'er for a game, and it was thrown everywhere by these two wild girls......"

"It's just a game of chess pieces, and I'll give you a better one."