Chapter 92: Pickle Girl Mantra
In the face of Zhao Bao and the others' overtures, Lei Jian did not refuse, enjoying their services with peace of mind, while knocking them from time to time.
"Don't worry, follow me, and never let you suffer." Lei Jian put his feet on the table, leaned lazily on the chair, watched the anti-Japanese thunder drama on the computer, and said leisurely.
"Yes, yes, we will follow Brother Lei in the future, if there is anything to tell us." Zhao Bao agreed repeatedly, and he almost said that he would not hesitate to go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire.
"Brother Lei, I wonder if you have time at night?" Yang Xu suddenly asked.
"What?" Thunderblade looked at each other suspiciously.
Yang Xu rubbed his hands and said sheepishly: "Brother Lei, we want to invite you to night primrose to drink at night, I don't know if you have time." ”
"I just drank it last night, forget it tonight, let's do it another day." Thunderblade thought about Medusa, but he was not interested, so he waved his hand and refused.
Yang Xu saw that Lei Jian refused, so he didn't want to say much, so he had to walk away stupidly.
Just as Lei Blade was about to go to the construction site for a walk, the mobile phone hanging on his waist rang, and when he took it out, he saw that it was actually Zhou Yan calling, and muttered in his heart: "What is this chick calling Lao Tzu for?" ”
After muttering a few words, the thunder blade still picked it up.
"Director Zhou has a lot of opportunities, when will you have time to call me, a small citizen?" Lei Blade Tao said, I don't know why, he just likes to tease Zhou Yan and see her angry.
Zhou Yan ignored Tao Kan of the Thunder Blade and asked straight to the point, "Do you have time now?" ”
"What? Do you want to date me? Thunderblade asked with a smile.
"Soak your head!" Zhou Yan said angrily, "My grandmother wants to invite you over for a meal, let me ask you if you have time?" ”
"Have a meal? Don't bother, I'm not yours...... That, I mean, you know. As soon as Lei Jian remembered the way Zhou Yan's grandmother looked at him, goosebumps all over his body rose, and the old lady was clearly looking at her grandson-in-law.
Hearing Lei Blade's refusal, Zhou Yan's temper immediately came up, and she roared into the phone: "I know a fart!" Thunder Blade, anyway, I'll tell you, this girl doesn't mean half a cent to you, but my grandmother invited you, you have to go, I can't let her old man down, don't you know? That's it, I'll drive over and pick you up later, and don't ride your broken bike, so as not to be ashamed. ”
Zhou Yan crackled and said a lot, without giving Lei Blade a chance to interject, and when she finished speaking and Thunder Blade was about to speak, that chick actually hung up the phone directly.
"This chick is getting more and more popular, and I don't know if Lu Dao robbed her in her last life, every time I meet her, it's no good thing." Lei Jian took the phone off his ear, and when he saw Zhao Bao in the office staring at him, he couldn't help but blush, and said with a dry smile: "No way, the woman's fate is too good, and I can't arrange a meal." ”
Although he didn't know what Zhao Bao was thinking, Lei Jian saw that this kid's expression obviously turned from doubt to admiration, and even gave him a thumbs up.
"Brother Lei, you are so powerful, if I have one-tenth of you, I will soak Xiao Chen in my hands." Zhao Bao's eyes flashed with admiration, and he ran to the front of Lei Blade, and said with a flattering smile, "Brother Lei, can you teach me how to pick up girls?" ”
"Pickle girl...... Thunder Blade deliberately muttered, glancing at the paper cup on the table.
Zhao Bao hurriedly took the paper cup, walked to the water dispenser, poured water for the Thunder Blade, and then respectfully put it on the Thunder Blade's table, and respectfully shouted: "Brother Lei, please drink tea." ”
"Hmm!" Thunderblade answered, picked up the paper cup, and blew unhurriedly before putting his lips on the rim of the cup and drinking slowly.
Lei Jian drank very slowly, deliberately hanging Zhao Bao's appetite, and only after a long time put the paper cup on the table, cleared his throat, and then said slowly: "When it comes to the topic of 'pickle girls', there have been different opinions for thousands of years, among which Wang Po's five-character mantra to Ximenqing is the most famous. These five words are called 'Pan Donkey Deng Shaoxian'! ”
"'Pan Donkey Deng Shaoxian'?" Zhao Bao obviously didn't understand, shook his head in confusion, and asked Lei Jian to explain.
Lei Jian stretched out his five fingers and slowly explained: "Pan, referring to Pan An, that is, to look as handsome as Pan An, a beautiful man in the Western Jin Dynasty; Donkey, what I mean is that your tube should be the size of a donkey, not a silver spear candle head, it looks good and is not easy to use; Deng, referring to Deng Tong of the Western Han Dynasty, is said to have a copper mountain in his house, which can be directly opened to mint money; If you are young, you can not be seventy or eighty, and you will go to the old cow to eat tender grass and soak young beauties; Leisure means that you must have time to accompany her and not neglect her. ”
"Ah, that's so complicated?" With Zhao Bao's ability to receive, he naturally couldn't accept so much at once, and he suddenly frowned.
Lei Jian said again: "Actually, to put it bluntly, people should be handsome; Strong ability in bed; Rich; Young and strong; There is free time. Do the math yourself, see which of these five points you have? ”
Zhao Bao counted with his fingers, raised his head, and said with a sad face: "Brother Lei, it seems that there is no first point and no third point!" ”
"So, there's a reason why your pickling girl didn't succeed." When Thunder Blade said this, he suddenly changed his words, paused and said, "However, you have three points out of five, and your foundation is not bad, if you learn skills, I think it shouldn't be difficult to get you that thing." ”
Zhao Bao was overjoyed when he heard this: "Brother Lei, what skills are you talking about?" ”
"Compared with the five points that Wang Po said, my skills belong to the top secret of my Lei family, and I have never said it casually to others." Thunderblade shook his head and said lightly.
"Brother Lei, I also know that your skill belongs to your Lei family's top secret, and I promise not to spread it around." Zhao Bao assured.
"Let's not say whether I believe your words or not, even if you don't spread it indiscriminately, I will pass it on to you, and I will suffer!" Thunderblade hurriedly shook his head in refusal.
Zhao Bao finally heard a piece of news that was useful to him, he was unwilling to give up, rolled his eyes, and suddenly whispered: "Brother Lei, if you pass on the skills to me, I will not only promise not to spread it randomly, but also tell you a top-secret news, this news is related to Wang Dahai and Assistant Bai." ”
"Assistant Bai? Bai Lin? She's not my woman, so I don't need her news. Although Lei Jian said that he didn't want to hear it, he was very curious in his heart, this Zhao Bao had followed Wang Dahai before, what news did he have related to Bai Lin.
"Brother Lei, don't be busy refusing first, my news is a shocking secret, and there is a big conspiracy involved." Zhao Bao squinted his eyes and smiled.
The more Zhao Bao said mysteriously, the more Lei Blade pretended to be indifferent, and the two of them fought like this for a long time, and then Lei Blade relented and said: "Okay, I'll tell you our ancestral pickling skills, and after you listen to it, tell me the thing you know about it, if you dare to play tricks on me at the end, you know the consequences of it." ”
"Brother Lei, don't worry, even if you lend me a hundred guts, I won't dare to fool you!" Zhao Bao hurriedly assured.
Lei Jian lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Bold, careful, thick-skinned, seven-character proverbs." ”
"Bold, careful, thick-skinned?" Zhao Bao frowned and said, "Brother Lei, I didn't understand, can you explain?" ”
"Boldness, as the name suggests, is to amplify your courage, and if you take a fancy to that woman, you have to bravely step forward to talk to her, and if you make a mistake, you don't let it go." Thunderblade explained.
Did you make a mistake and didn't let it go? Day, this trick is ruthless! Zhao Bao listened and hurriedly gave a thumbs up to the Thunder Blade.
Lei Jian waved his hand and continued to explain: "Be careful, that is, pay attention to the girl's emotions, pay attention to observe when she is happy, when she is angry, what day is her birthday, what day is the day of the eldest aunt-"
"If she doesn't tell me, what day will her great-aunt be?" Zhao Bao asked suspiciously.
Looking at Zhao Bao's inquisitive eyes, Lei Jian hurriedly explained: "I don't know what day her eldest aunt is, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that you just let her know Lu Dao, even if it is her eldest aunt, you will love Wu and Wu together." ”
"Oh!" Zhao Bao seemed to understand whether he understood, and he didn't know if he understood.
"In short, at different times, you have to choose different ways to appear in front of her. or gentle, or domineering, or haggard, to arouse her domineering, maternal, and childish. Let her have you, she can't feel your existence, and without you, she can't do it at all. Thunderblade concluded.
"This is too profound for me to understand." Zhao Bao felt that his brain was not enough, so he shook his head and said.
"Uh...... These are all things that can only be experienced slowly in actual combat, and I can't explain them more clearly now. Lei Jian was slightly stunned, and then said, "As for being thick-skinned, needless to say, if you encounter setbacks in pursuing girls, don't give up easily, you must be indomitable, and the more you fight, the more courageous you are, until she is moved." ”
After Lei Jian finished speaking in one breath, Zhao Bao was dumbfounded when he heard it, this kind of method of chasing women is really a bit unbelievable, but when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense.
"It's easier said than done, the truth is as simple as that, but whether it has any effect depends on whether you do it according to this principle." Lei Jian gave Zhao Bao a preventive shot in advance, in case this ramming failed to chase the girl, don't buckle the basin on your head and ruin your reputation.
Just by saying, Lei Jian knew that Zhao Bao would not believe it too much, so he took a pen and paper, wrote a few ways to improve his own quality on the paper, and while handing it to him, he instructed one after another: "You train repeatedly according to the above methods, and after three months, you will be guaranteed to be a girl, and you will be more powerful than those rich and handsome." ”
Zhao Baoru took the note handed over by the Thunder Blade, and was about to open it to take a closer look, but heard the Thunder Blade shouting: "This method needs to be accumulated over time, and it's useless for you to read it now, you better take it back and read it slowly." Now, shouldn't you tell me that terrible secret? ”