Never play LOL again
At 7:00 in the morning, Fang Min yawned a lot, and it took him a long time to straighten up. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Fang Min rubbed his eyes, looked at the clock, cut, it's only 7:02, sleep for a while! Fang Min lay on the bed, recalling that he played more than 10 games of lol yesterday and didn't sleep until 1:30 in the morning. Fang Min was holding the pillow comfortably, seeing that the eyelids that had finally been lifted were about to fall, and there was a sudden sound of "dang chang" in the kitchen.
Fang Min immediately became alert, he lived alone in this house, how could there be a sound? Is it a good thing that Tmall did? (Tmall is a cat he raised, because Fang Min didn't know anything about names, so he took this name...... Fang Min let go of his voice and shouted, "Tmall? "Meow." A glutinous cry came from Fang Min's side, and Fang Min turned his head to see that it was Tmall.
Bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down Fang Min's forehead. If it's not Tmall, who will it be? Fang Min didn't even care about wearing clothes, ran out of the bedroom directly, entered the kitchen, and didn't even look at the faces of the people who came, so he just let go of his throat and yelled: "Thief! Don't run! In fact, he himself was a little relentless, after all, he was unarmed.
When he saw the face of the person who came, he was so shocked that his jaw almost fell to the ground. It's none other than Ash in lol! Ash was so shocked that he forgot to release the arrow, and looked at Fang Min who didn't even have a piece of cloth on his body, and his face turned red! After Fang Min stayed for three seconds, he immediately pinched himself fiercely, and after the pain couldn't hurt anymore, Fang Min was sure that the day when he got rid of the single dog had come! You know, Ash is his favorite hero in playing lol, and he is the goddess in his mind, and now that he has met it, he has to hurry up and show his goodwill?
Fang Min glanced at Ash twice, seeing that her eyes were wrong, and he kept staring at his key parts, only then did he realize that he was so undressed! Fang Min was extremely annoyed, he finally touched the goddess, but he didn't even dress! In this way, won't the beautiful image he built up in the goddess's heart be ruined? In other words, Fang Min doesn't want to be cheeky, this is just a meeting, where did the beautiful image come from?
When Fang Min was about to perform the tried and tested "hypnotic Dafa" (to put it bluntly, it is to break the mistakes that others say about you into pairs, which is also shameless. A cold wind swept across his cheekbones, and he looked back, oh my god, it was an ice arrow. The ice arrow hit the range hood, freezing it into ice slag, and then quickly shattering and shattering again. In the end, it became a puddle of icy water. Fang Min really wanted to cry without tears, grandma, do you know how expensive this thing is? Besides, I share a room with someone else! When he saw it, he still had to break me into pieces?
Fang Min was immersed in the grief of losing money, and Ash suddenly said, "Where is this, were you sent by someone else to arrest me?!" Fang Min's original joy was ruined, so naturally he would not have a good face, he glanced at Ash and said, "Lao Tzu still wants to ask you, which little girl is from which family!" Is cosplay so fun? As soon as he finished speaking, there was another whoosh, and an icy arrow landed beside him. Ash said coldly: "Give you ten seconds, and if you don't answer, the ice arrow will fall on you later!" ā
It's a pity that Fang Min is also a master who wants money and doesn't want to die, if someone causes him to drop a five-dime bun, he can tear up with the other party for several days. There's no way, I don't have a job, and five dimes are already comparable to five hundred yuan, not to mention the range hood worth three hundred yuan! So, Fang Min stood up, let go of his throat and yelled again: "I ******, someone on my side is not a good bully, don't rely on your cool skills to drag and bomb the sky, let me tell you, I will call someone again, and it will be ****** minutes!" "Hey, the author is happy, it turns out that this product has always thought that he can make another one.
At this time, a "da-da-da" sound suddenly sounded outside the door, and someone should have gotten out of bed with shoes on. The man shouted: "Old Fang, what are you shouting?" What's the matter, Tmall is not honest again? Fang Min replied to the outside: "Jin Weixiao, a female thief from nowhere, even if you cosplay Ash, you still have the face to quarrel with me!" What a shame! Jin Weixiao walked to the door, he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of shorts, and he looked quite energetic. But as soon as he saw this scene, he was stupid. A few ice arrows were nailed to the wall, and his range hood was missing, apparently Ash's ghost. But fortunately, Jin Weixiao was more sensible, and he didn't point at Ash like Fang Min and scolded. After all...... Is this something that a human can make?
Jin Weixiao belonged to the kind of character who was heavy on color and light on friends, he hurriedly rushed forward, knelt on one knee, held Ash's right hand with his left hand, kissed it gently, and then glared at Fang Min fiercely, and said, "Why don't you get out of here?" Wouldn't it be nice for Xiaoxi to see you without clothes?! ā
Fang Min was **** all of a sudden, are you still my brother? She's the one who broke your range hood! On the other side, Jin Weixiao had just finished kissing Ash's hand, Ash's face changed, and he kicked him three meters away. Fang Min couldn't figure out the reality, what is this swollen, his iron buddy was kicked, and he kicked out three meters away, is this a person or a ghost? didn't have time to think about it, Fang Min hurriedly ran to Jin Weixiao's side and helped him up, thinking that Jin Weixiao would be as eager to kill her as he was, but unexpectedly, Jin Weixiao showed a smile and said in a low voice: "Hehe, I like you who are not easy to chase, after all, roses have to have a little thorns!" "Fang Min is speechless, you really want to die.
Jin Weixiao reluctantly stood up, bowed and said, "Miss Ash, can you please be my girlfriend?" I will be faithful to you for the rest of my life! ā
Fang Min's balls were shattered into powder, is the confession so straightforward, besides, you didn't see the appearance of the female orangutan just now, one foot three meters away! Brother, think about it!
Unexpectedly, Ash didn't look at him squarely, just stared at Fang Min tightly, and the killing intent on his face involuntarily emanated. Fang Min was panicked by her staring, and at the same time firmly believed that this person was really Ash! It's Ash in lol!
Fang Min's lips twitched, he laughed dryly, and hurriedly fled back to the room, and at the same time glanced at Jin Weixiao "affectionately", brother, take care! But Jin Weixiao mistakenly thought that Fang Min asked him to play well, so he looked back and said, "Brother, then I'm welcome!" ā
Fang Min was once again thundered by his ignorance, and he couldn't hide yet, so this guy actually pounced on him without hesitation? Well, he must be thinking about me! Wait, brother, and when I get dressed, I'll come back to save you!"
Fang Min thought about it while speeding up, but unexpectedly, a cold sentence came from behind him: "Want to run?" No way! At the same time, a chill also surged into Fang Min's body, and Fang Min's heart exploded with sadness! It's a pity that I can't help this aunt, so I have to turn my head, but I see Ash holding a bow in one hand and a fist in the other, and he is about to hit Fang Min. A roar came from behind him: "Fang Min, didn't you promise her to give it to me?!" ā
Fang Min looked at him helplessly, and shouted in his heart: I don't want to do this either! She came on her own! Ash was so angry that he shouted, "What don't you let me! Who the hell are you?! Why am I here, my brute brother? "Fang Min vomited blood again, I don't even know how you got here, you know?
Fang Min was thinking about it when a chill rushed up and covered his head with frost. When Jin Weixiao saw it, he was shocked, and hurriedly ran back to his room, and before leaving, he left a sentence: "Brother! Be careful, she's going to make a big move! Fang Min looked at Jin Weixiao's figure with some hatred, and gritted his teeth and thought: "This damn bastard, when will I break him into ten thousand pieces!" ā
Just as he was about to flee, a fierce ice arrow shot at him. Fang Min was almost scared, this arrow hit him, and if he didn't die, he would have to become disabled.
Unexpectedly, after a drop, a high-pitched roar came from the room, Fang Min looked back, and his mood suddenly changed - it's already troublesome enough to have an Ash, and what is a praying mantis (void marauder) doing! Fang Min flashed to the side, and the ice arrow concentrated the mantis, Fang Min patted his chest and muttered: "Fortunately, the ice ultimate, you can't lock it, otherwise Lao Tzu will be forced to die."
The praying mantis is hit by Ash's ultimate and is forced to stun for a second. Then he pulled out a weird smile and said, "Yo, isn't this Ash, now that the three knives are not here, hurry up and send out a blood!" Fang Min felt that his head was not enough, he was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Hahaha! It's definitely an illusion, it's an illusion! It must be that I played League of Legends too much, this is a dream...... "Don't think he's crazy, this is his unique skill - "crazy" means to pretend to be crazy, and then run away.
After a while, Fang Min saw that the two were fighting fiercely, and hurriedly got up and ran away, but unexpectedly, the praying mantis made a leap attack, stopped in front of Fang Min, lifted him up, showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, and threatened: "Little guy, say, where is this, if you dare not say it, I will eat you!" Although this method of scaring people was very old-fashioned, Fang Min was still completely scared. And Ash also put away his longbow, "If you don't say it, I'll kill you"
This is over, Ash didn't save him, and he was caught again, at this moment, Fang Min had only one thought in his heart: Lao Tzu is special!