Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Voice of the Sweeping Boy
Early in the morning, Xuanwu Street was quiet, no one passed by, and many carriages passed by. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Ding Xiaolei greeted the glow of the sunrise, swept the street with his head down, if anyone else would find Ding Xiaolei limping when walking.
"Damn stinky old man, damn old virgin!" Ding Xiaolei cried and mourned, touched his buttocks, and said with tears in his eyes: "My August 15th!" Why is that stinky old man targeting you like this? ”
Last night, he had forgotten that the swarthy long stick was the first time he touched his August 15th, but every time he touched his August 15th, there would be that kind of pain that touched his whole body.... Forget it, don't think about last night's tragedy!
But he finally kept the good and evil merit banknotes in his arms, which still made Ding Xiaolei happy, this is white silver, as long as you exchange this good and evil merit into silver, you can buy a few suites in White Horse City if you want to!!
Think about how the carefree old man tortured to extract a confession last night, he just didn't speak, so what could the carefree old man do to himself?
He grinned, but suddenly, there was another pain in his butt, and he couldn't help but moan, and then began to curse again: "Damn old virgin, damn ......"
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When Ding Xiaolei lowered his head and swept to the door of a Ruyi tavern, two middle-aged people walked out of the tavern, one was full of armor, and the other was wearing a green robe.
"Damn, we've looked for almost a dozen taverns, why can't we find the thief?" The armored man Li Yuanping was angry and angry.
"Have we been deceived by the thief?" The old man in the Tsing Yi robe stroked his white beard and pondered.
"That's right, it must have been the whore who deceived me. What a thing to do for those whores! You'd better not let me touch the thief, or I'll break his third leg!" Li Yuanping scolded
As soon as these words came out, Ding Xiaolei, who had just swept to the door of the Ruyi Tavern, suddenly tightened his legs, his whole body couldn't help but tremble, and he muttered: "It can't be such a coincidence, right?" ”
He lowered his head, glanced at the two of them out of the corner of his eye, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times speechlessly, but he didn't expect these two martial artists to really stupidly run to the tavern to find it, and they found no less than ten taverns!
"Brother, why be angry? Sooner or later, wicked people like this will be arrested by righteous men like us and returned to the Hall of Chivalry! Wang Laodao comforted.
After a period of sympathy and hardship last night, the two became brothers with different surnames by blood, not seeking to be born on the same day in the same year, but died on the same day in the same year, and also broke out of a famous hall in the future, and the people in the rivers and lakes called Wang Li Erxiong
Li Yuanping and the others discussed in a low voice, passing by Ding Xiaolei's eyes, suddenly, Wang Laodao paused, turned his head to look at Ding Xiaolei who was sweeping the floor with his head down, frowned slightly, and said in his heart: "Why is the person in front of you so similar to the person last night?" ”
"Brother, why did you stop?" Li Yuanping found that Wang Laodao's footsteps suddenly stopped, and he was puzzled.
"Brother, do you think this person is a little similar to the man last night?" Wang Laodao pointed to Ding Xiaolei, who was sweeping the floor with his head down, and asked.
Ding Xiaolei was stunned, but it was very slight, Wang Laodao didn't notice it, he said in his heart: "This old Tao's eyesight is really poisonous, this can be seen to be suspicious!" ”
Li Yuanping looked for Wang Laodao's fingers, and saw that a thin young man who looked about fourteen or fifteen years old was sweeping the floor, for this kind of poor people, Li Yuanping felt deep pity, and felt that they were great, if it weren't for people like this to protect the health of the city, I am afraid that every city would be dirty.
He shook his head again and again, "Brother, you're thinking too much. This young man is only fourteen or fifteen years old, even if he practices martial arts from his mother's womb, he can't cultivate to the realm of martial arts so quickly! ”
Hearing this, Wang Laodao thought about it and felt that it made some sense.
The higher the martial arts realm in the Great Han Dynasty, the older you are, for example, most of the martial kings in the realm are in their thirties, which is still a good qualification, although it is not that there are no martial kings in their twenties, but that is only a few, let alone fifteen or sixteen-year-old martial kings.
Li Yuanping walked up to Ding Xiaolei and patted Ding Xiaolei on the shoulder, this pat frightened Ding Xiaolei, and said in his heart: "Is it recognized?!" ”
"Little brother, good! The hygiene of this city depends on you! Li Yuanping said with a sigh.
Ding Xiaolei's expression was dumbfounded, and then he smiled and nodded: "Little meaning, small meaning!" ”
"By the way, little brother, don't you people who protect the health of the city have a holiday!" Li Yuanping found a problem, he used to encounter countless garbage at night, but the next day, the garbage disappeared before dawn, every day.
Ding Xiaolei said in his heart: "I want to take a vacation, but the old man refuses and can't help it!" ”
His eyes rolled, and then he raised his broom and said impassionedly, "How can we have a holiday?" The city needs us, the roads need us, the people also need us, and we clean the city every day not for the meager wages, but for a responsibility, a responsibility to protect the environment. ”
"As long as the earth doesn't explode, we don't take a holiday, the universe doesn't restart, we don't rest, we sweep the streets here and wait for you; There are no four seasons, only two seasons, you throw garbage everywhere is the peak season, you put away the garbage and throw it in the trash can is the off-season, but we look forward to every day is the off-season! ”
Li Yuanping was stunned.
Wang Laodao was also stunned.
What Earth? What universe? What did this boy say!