Feng Xiaohan returned to Zizhu Courtyard and pushed open the door of the old beggar's room.

I saw that he changed into clean clothes, tied up his long hair, washed cleanly, and changed from an embarrassed old beggar to a suave old man with clean eyes.

As an old man, he still has to be described as "suave", that is, he is disrespectful to the old.

But he was radiant and red-faced, and he could no longer be called an old beggar.

Cui Weiming was sitting on a bamboo chair, his eyes narrowed slightly, and there was an open book on the table in front of him, I don't know if he was resting because he was tired from reading, or if the book was just pretending, in fact, he was taking advantage of the sun to take a nap.

Hearing someone push the door in, Cui Weiming raised his eyes and glanced at him, which should have been a relaxed and pleasant glance, but he jumped up in shock, and his head slammed into the ceiling, and the hundred-year-old peach wood that was as hard as iron was knocked out of a pit by him.

Feng Xiaohan was unkempt, and his clothes were full of holes, and he was extremely embarrassed.

Cui Weiming has been dressed like this for fifty years, and he is not surprised, but he fell down the ravine.

What really shocked him was the bloodstains on Feng Xiaohan's chest.

Cui Weiming stepped forward with an arrow and grabbed his wrist, the moment he touched Feng Xiaohan's arm, he knew it.

Feng Xiaohan fought with someone, and the opponent's strength was very strong, so he beat him very badly, but the other party seemed to be merciful, but he only suffered some minor internal injuries.

"What the hell is going on?"

Confirming that he was not worried about his life, Cui Weiming looked at him and said in a deep voice: "Did you secretly go down the mountain to eat again?" Didn't I already tell you not to run around if you have nothing to do, what should I do next time the other party hurts the killer?"

Feng Xiaohan shook his head and looked at his eyes with a very serious expression.

Since the door is opened, you will see the mountain.

"There is a woman who wants to settle accounts with you by name, and has been waiting at the bottom of the mountain for a long time. ”

Feng Xiaohan said: "I know that you are merry by nature, but how many women have you provoked, even this kind of character." ”

Cui Weiming's eyebrows raised slightly, and he lowered his voice and said, "What the hell is going on?"

......

Feng Xiaohan went through the matter one more time, and Cui Weiming's brows were always furrowed.

When he finished speaking, he stood there and waited for a reply.

Cui Weiming's face changed uncertainly, and his eyes revealed endless reminiscence, including relief, admiration, and emotion, but more of it was a faint sadness.

In the end, all emotions turned into a long sigh and said: "She is Chen Xue'er, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Tang Empire, and the sister of Emperor Yuanzong. ”

Feng Xiaohan raised his eyebrows and asked in surprise: "Imperial princess? ”

"Hmph, my husband, I was also a handsome man with high cultivation and different talents, just to attract a girl, why is it enough?"

Cui Weiming was not angry, but chuckled: "Not only is it a hookup, I even had a child with her." ”

"Well, it's the birth of a child, not the laying of an egg. ”

Feng Xiaohan was stunned for a moment and asked, "So my guess is really right, human children are also viviparous. ”

Cui Weiming opened his mouth, but he was stunned for a while, not knowing how to answer.

You go on. ”

Feng Xiaohan blinked, completely unaware of how idiotic his question was just now.

Cui Weiming coughed twice and continued

......

The city of Kyoto was prosperous and rich in cane, and was the largest city in the Tang Empire.

There are four main streets in the city, namely Suzaku, Xuanwu, Qinglong, and Baihu, and the widest part of the street can accommodate ten horse-drawn carriages in parallel.

The Ling River runs through the city, and whenever the autumn tide rises, it brings the fattest white fish upstream.

Cui Weiming's favorite thing to do in Kyoto, in addition to provoking the pearls of those rich and noble families, is to fish on the banks of the Ling River, and take a few scaly fish to grill fish on the famous hill outside the city to enjoy the scenery.

On that day, he met a young girl galloping across the plains on a horse.

She shoots an arrow with her wrist bow and shoots through the fox not far away.

Cui Weiming saw that she was dressed calmly and had an extraordinary bearing, and her movements of turning over and dismounting were neat and heroic.

Luck enough to see, only to see that the girl is like a bright moon, the beauty is suffocating, it can be said that the country is overwhelmed, and there are no words in the world to describe her beauty.

Cui Weiming is a romantic character, and when he sees such a beautiful woman, he naturally wants to come forward to talk to him, and he has already expressed his respect for the pervert.

Seeing the young scholar who suddenly appeared, the girl was not guarded, but looked at each other with curiosity on her face.

The two looked at each other for a long time.

The girl told him that no one could look at her for so long without panicking.

She is so beautiful that few people can do it without being ashamed of themselves in front of her.

Cui Weiming just smiled and didn't speak, and then she was hugged by the guards who came in a hurry and left here.

She came back for the next few days, and every time she did.

Every time, I will "happen" to see a young scholar, and it has gradually become a habit after a long time.

Cui Weiming was pleasantly surprised to find that the other party was also a genius of cultivation, and the two of them discussed the true meaning of martial arts.

The two admired each other and marveled at each other's perception of cultivation and talent.

Only then did she tell Cui Weiming.

She is the princess of Pingguo of the Tang Empire, the sister of the current saint, and her name is Xue'er.

Chen Xue'er, the legendary first beauty in the world who was born and attracted a hundred birds to come to the court and a hundred flowers bloomed.

The matter of the two was opposed by Emperor Yuanzong, on the grounds that the other party was the twelve geniuses of Changming, but he was romantic, more than friends, and it was very inappropriate to be husband and wife.

It happened that Changming had something important to pass on to him to return to the sect, and the two parted.

Chen Xueer didn't think about tea, didn't want to eat, and it was said that she lost ten pounds in half a month.

The story is bland, and it can even be said that there is nothing new to speak of.

It's just that between the vast heaven and earth, I happened to see you at a glance, but I confirmed my eyes, but I didn't meet the right person.

But through Cui Weiming's eyes, you can tell how sweet the two were at that time, and they fell in love with each other.

After listening to the story, Feng Xiaohan naturally thought of the big white fat man, so he shook his head and said with a sigh: "Another one who has become a fool because of 'like' and has become infatuated with seeds." ”

"What can be summed up in the word like?"

Cui Weiming smiled faintly and said: "She and I are talented and beautiful, we are a match made in heaven, and we are destined to be together by God's arrangement." ”

Feng Xiaohan squinted, looked at him, and said, "Which of you, old fellow, was not set up in the morning? Which of the glorious history of the past that I have been boasting about all these times is not the will of God?"

"The book says that the most important thing about feelings is 'from the beginning to the end', but I don't see those four words in you at all. ”

"Do you dare to be single-minded, it reminds me of that old horny worm in the wilderness. ”