"Dad! Look at the noise outside, and you won't let you sleep, you go and take a look, what's going on outside. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Next to the armory shop is a steamed bun shop, tired of the day's proprietress finished packing things, is trying to sleep, just lying on the couch, heard a dog barking in the distance, at first she didn't care, but not long, the barking became more and more intense, noisy people can not rest.

"Humph! Stinky bitch! You want Lao Tzu to die! There must be at least twenty dogs at this bark. If I go out, they will tear me up. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop, who had just finished pouring the water for washing his feet and was lying in the bed, scolded.

"Hey! You said that on weekdays, even dog hair is rare on the street, but today is what's going on. ”

"I said you are a stinky woman, I say you are stupid on weekdays, you are always tough, you don't know the simple reason, it's really an elm pimple."

"Huh! Whoever scolds, you kill a thousand knives, according to your level of education, to say that you are illiterate is to insult the illiterate. Don't sell it to the old lady, talk about it quickly, if it makes sense..."

The proprietress jumped out of the quilt and lay on her man, her little face was red, her jade hand stretched out her index finger and hooked the man's nose, and said shyly:

If that makes sense, there are "benefits" tonight. ”

After speaking, the proprietress lay on the man through the futon, and hid her head in the quilt with a shy look.

"Stinky woman, don't lie to me this time?"

When the owner of the steamed bun shop heard the word "welfare", his spirit trembled, and he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand due to excitement, and laughed stupidly.

"Dead! Other things can deceive you, "welfare", do you want me to swear no! ”

The proprietress came out of the bed, pointed her right hand finger to the sky, and made a look of love or disbelief.

How could the owner of the steamed bun shop make her swear, so he hurriedly took the proprietress in his arms, touched the proprietress through the quilt with his hand, and said with a smile: "Hehe! Letter! I believe it! I ****** believe it very much! ”

As soon as the owner of the steamed bun shop said this, the proprietress smiled and lay on the man, but the quilt that separated the two could not be pulled back.

"Look at your dead face! Speak quickly! ”

"Good! You just prick up your ears and listen. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop trembled again and made a serious appearance.

"Did you know that our old neighbor left a few days ago?"

"Which old neighbor are you talking about?"

The proprietress was a little puzzled by her man's words.

"Huh! Call you stupid! You still don't admit it, how can we have any old neighbors, isn't the only old neighbor the Zhang restaurant next door? ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop glanced at the proprietress with disdain in his eyes.

"Hey! Who do you think the old lady is talking about! It turned out to be the poor Zhang, just his hotel, there is no business all year round, it should have been closed a long time ago, and now it's okay to leave, maybe he can still rely on the money from selling the hotel to go home and marry a wife. ”

The proprietress is obviously very prejudiced against Zhang's restaurant, and she didn't say it for a long time, but today she suddenly said it, and her words were full of contempt and mockery.

"A few days ago, because you went back to your parents' house, you didn't know. After Zhang's restaurant left, the house was bought by a man with a beard and turned into an armory shop, saying that his weapons are really good, although you and I are not martial artists, but we are also old rivers and lakes who have been doing business for many years, and I can see well-informed people, and his weapons are taken out, and when I look at them, I know that they are good things. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop paused here, glanced at the proprietress and saw that she was listening with relish, and then said: "His sword sharpens iron like clay, blows hair and breaks hair......"

In the process of blowing and blowing, the owner of the steamed bun shop showed off his weapons, how to see the two warriors compete with swords, and how to ..... How is it......

It wasn't until a black hound suddenly appeared and drove away the guests who were about to buy weapons that he was interrupted by the proprietress .

"You mean it's the black hound barking today?"

When the proprietress heard the black hound, as if she had finally found the culprit, she opened her mouth wide and said angrily.

It's just that she doesn't know that her voice is a bit high, and I'm afraid that even the coffin Li at the east end of the street can hear it.

"Shhhh Hush! You can't just be quiet. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop hurriedly made a look of "you can't be quiet".

Seeing the proprietress nodding shyly, he continued:

"Who said it must be his dog, I just said that his dog is very fierce, but I didn't say that it must be his dog barking today!"

"What does this mean? It's such a loud noise outside, it's not a dog barking, is it a human barking, you go out and bark twice for me to hear. ”

The proprietress glared at the man, as if to say, "You call one to try!" If you scream, see if the old lady can't kill you. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop knew that the proprietress was playing tricks on herself, and explained:

"I didn't say it was his dog barking, and I didn't say it wasn't!"

When the owner of the bun shop said this, the proprietress was directly dumbfounded, she thought what the hell is this? It's nothing, it's clear that the dog barking outside can't sleep.

"You're dead! Don't give the old lady nonsense, it's nothing, the old lady sees that you obviously don't know how to pretend to understand, get out of bed for the old lady, don't hinder the old lady from resting. ”

The proprietress said and kicked her man down.

I only heard the owner of the steamed bun shop "Ah! He sat on the ground.

It's early spring in March, and the climate is mild, so the temperature on the ground is not very low.

He was kicked under the bed, patted his buttocks, sat up, sat cross-legged on the ground, and said with smugness:

"Stinky bitch! What do you know? It's early spring in March, and it's the season for all beasts to choose a mate, and dogs are no exception, and I see that our new neighbor's black hound, although not strong enough, is really a male dog with a handlebar. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop said this, and his face smiled evilly. And then he said:

"You say that this male dog roars.... Isn't the who hides on weekdays still coming out? I listened to the voices outside the room now, and I was afraid that the male and female dogs were enjoying their families, and I was sure that there must be more than just one pair, at least dozens of pairs. Imagine that! Dozens of pairs of dogs gathered together to enjoy their family life is also truly spectacular. ”

When the owner of the steamed bun shop said this, he elongated his tone meaningfully, and his thoughts couldn't help but fly outside the house, and he even envied these unrestrained animals.

It was only then that the proprietress suddenly realized that she made a gesture of "so it was".

"You! That one! That is, yours. Don't come up yet. ”

After listening to her man's explanation, the proprietress pointed at the man with her finger and hooked her hand.

"What for! I just kicked Lao Tzu down, and I still want Lao Tzu to go up, don't even think about the door. ”

The owner of the steamed bun shop turned his head, thinking that it is easy to invite the Buddha and it is difficult to send the Buddha, if you don't pay some price today, Lao Tzu is not a man.

"You really don't come up!"

The proprietress looked incredulous.

"Don't come up!"

The owner of the steamed bun shop twisted his head fiercely and decisively refused.

"That's good! If you don't come up, just stay down there! The old lady went to meet the lover of her dreams, but the welfare, hey......"

The proprietress deliberately slapped her mouth with the palm of her hand, snorted twice, and turned around and got into the bed.

The owner of the steamed bun shop was directly dumbfounded at this time, he hurriedly got up, turned three steps into two steps, and without saying a word, he got into the quilt, hugged the proprietress, and smirked: "Hehe! Don't! As the saying goes, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and in this spring season, dogs are enjoying the joy of family, and we should not be idle! ”

As he spoke, he hugged the proprietress in his arms, covered the quilt, and enjoyed the joy of family.

However, this situation is not only his family.

The old residents of the whole street, under the strange barking of dogs, have difficulty sleeping, and the good-tempered got up to play cards and have fun, and the bad-tempered ones directly scolded this group of "dogs" for eighteen generations.

However, there are still a large number of residents, attracted by the cries, like the couple of the bun shop, to use this leisure time to enjoy the joy of that day.

So, a strange sight appeared on this street.

At this time, although it was already night, not a single household turned off the lights.

Instead, the whole street was littered with the barking of dogs and the sound of "Bang Bang Bang!" The sound of the legs hitting the floor.

However, the person in charge of this incident is ignorant of the outside world.

I sat like a mountain and continued to drink bowl after bowl of wine, with a stronger "Wangwang" cry.

This peculiar situation continued until the second half of the night.

The barking of the dog stopped, as did the sound of the bed legs hitting the floor.

Some people who played cards all night sighed in their spare time:

"People cry and laugh in spring, but they suffer a thin life."

.......

In the armory shop, at this time, the wine is surging to the sky, horizontal and vertical, and the wine jugs are messily placed, roughly calculated, there are about twenty or thirty.

In the mixed flask, a man and a beast were lying at this time.

Both were the same, with red faces, messy hair, and thunderous snoring, but they slept soundly.

Snoring replaced the noise of the day in the silence of the night, and the sound resounded throughout the street.

However, no one noticed at this time.

A man in black wearing a hat is looking down on the rooftop.

At this time, the man in black was swimming along the roof.

If someone sees a man in black wearing a hat, they will definitely think that their eyes are glazed.

The man in black wearing a hat was walking along the roof, clearly strolling, and walking forward a hundred meters in one step.

One hundred meters in one step is not difficult for a martial artist, but it is really good for this person.

Ordinary warriors want to take a step of 100 meters, and they all rely on the force of their legs to jump high and cross a graceful arc in the air to achieve the effect of 100 meters in one step.

A martial artist who has cultivated to a high level tends to jump at a lower height.

Because between two points, the line segment is the shortest, and the lower the arc, the faster the pace.

But if the warrior sees the man in black wearing a hat, he will definitely be surprised, because where he jumps, it is clearly floating.

Every time the black-clothed man wearing a hat takes a step, his body is like a ghost, sticking to the roof under his feet, floating a hundred meters away, and then a little ground under his feet, he will float another hundred meters.

Obviously, this person is not in a hurry, and if he is in a hurry, this person's speed must be terrifying.

"This should be it!"

The man in black with a hat took dozens of steps and came to the door of the armory shop.

Smelling the pungent smell of wine, he frowned, and the hand that was about to knock on the door was a little hesitant, but finally knocked twice.

"Is the store there?"

Seeing that no one answered, the man in black knocked twice.

"Is the store there?"

Although with his strength, there are many ways to easily enter the store.

But in order to make a good impression on the people inside, it is better to wait patiently.

"Wow!"

After knocking on the door twice again, the man said "huh", frowned slightly, thought for a while, then shook his head, put on a really stupid look, and muttered in his heart: "The heavy smell of alcohol outside the house, the deafening snoring sound inside the house, obviously the person I want to find has either drunk too much or fallen asleep." ”

Thinking of this, the black-clothed man wearing the hat flicked his two fingers, and a small sword light emitted from his fingertips, shooting directly at Yi Qingfan, who was snoring and sleeping, from the crack in the door.