If you dare to kiss my sister, I'll you to death
"I'm humming a little song and pretending to be forced, the mid-laner supplement is not based on the base, looking at Guanghui and Zhao Xin, magnifying the move like a fart - hey!" (With the dubbing of the theme song of "Smiling Proud Jianghu" starring Xiao Shenyang). Fang Min, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun", sang this song happily while walking to the middle of the road - Zhao Xin brought Lux here to fight.
Just when Fang Min wanted to hide in the grass and make a big move to help Zhao Xin, the scene in front of him stunned him. Lux's face was flushed, and in front of her, Zhao Xin learned from Jiawen's appearance, knelt on one knee, and then casually took a nut as a ring, and said, "Miss Lux, please have a relationship with me, okay?" Fang Min jumped out excitedly, pointed at Zhao Xin and said, "You kid dare to touch my sister!" Do you know that Ize is going to kill you? Zhao Xin didn't know who Ize was, tilted his head, looked at him unhappily and said, "Hey, Galen, I thought you were with your sister-in-law...... No, it was Carter who was fighting in the grass, why did he come back so quickly? ”
Fang Min trembled with anger and said, "If I don't come back sooner, can I keep my sister's purity?" If you really dare to do anything to her, I'm sure she'll shoot you with a dozen big moves! ”
But Zhao Xin has been a dog for more than ten years, and the dog food is almost exhausted, so he naturally has to find a female pot friend. So, he said indifferently: "Death is death, I will at least leave traces in this world that my father was not single!" ”
Fang Min was convinced, and he said weakly: "If you dare to kiss my sister, I will stab you to death." Zhao Xin still didn't change his painful expression: "Then you will insert me to death!" ”
Holy! Fang Min is no longer able to complain, if he has to say something to Zhao Xin, it can only be: love is convinced (ltakeyou or i is convinced)
Seeing that Zhao Xin was about to "rape" his sister, he couldn't do anything about it - this damn Lux actually threw out a Q to bind herself! Fang Min just wanted to say: "Lux, brother is really good for you, good for you......" This Zhao Xin was about to touch Lux—he had just let Lax weak. At this time, Fang Min just broke free from the restraints, rushed over, slapped him twice, and snapped twice, and two red palm prints appeared on Zhao Xin's cheeks.
Zhao Xin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly shook his head and said, "Hey, Galen, why are you still here?" What about Carter? Damn! Lux! Allah, God of God, help me! "Fang Min is confused, this guy is really acting to deceive himself, or is he really sober?" It's okay, just now when you wanted to kill Lux alone, you were slapped twice by her, and then you fell unconscious, and I quickly let her weak. Fang Min patted him on the shoulder "apologetically" and said.
Zhao Xinxin nodded in thought it was true and said, "What about Lux?" Fang Min said: "Hehe, big brothers, are you my good brother?" Zhao Xin didn't notice Fang Min's trick and nodded. Fang Min said with a wicked smile: "Hehe, then you have to distract her, and I'll take care of the rest!" Zhao Xin was speechless, not because he was told to look for death, but the last sentence "Leave the next to me" You are her brother! Isn't this curse something that only true feelings can break? Do you want to ...... Ahhh Zhao Xin only felt that his view of the world was constantly impacted, commonly known as ruining the three views.
Who knew that Fang Min's plan was different, and after he finished explaining, he quickly hid in the grass and went to sleep. Just as Zhao Xin wanted to wave his fist and beat Fang Min violently, he was stopped by Lux's ultimate, and he had no choice but to hide in the Highland Towers - the other two towers in the middle had been forcibly demolished by Lux's ultimate.
Zhao Xin was very helpless, this damn Galen actually caused trouble to the east, causing himself to be almost killed by Lux, and he must kill Galen after he gets Lux!
However, Fang Min obviously didn't know what Zhao Xin was thinking, because he was sleeping heavily. Zhao Xin dodged left and right, so he was not embarrassed, Lux had already put more than a dozen R and more than 20 Q, and the blue bar was still full, and although Zhao Xin still had a lot of blood, she was almost out of strength when she consumed it, and it is estimated that Lux would die if she put another R.
Just as Lux was reading the strip, a figure rushed out of the grass, grabbed Lux's slender waist, and then rushed into the grass, and then, a cry of pain came.
Zhao Xin vomited blood, Galen, you are awesome! Even my sister can do it, and I'm Zhao someone who is willing to bow down! Zhao Xin was very unwilling, thinking about disturbing their field battle, and "humiliated" Galen fiercely. But when he stepped into the grass, he was stunned—Lux writhed around like a loach, and Fang Min was trying to suppress her.
Fang Min saw Zhao Xin coming, pressed Lux's head with one hand, wiped his sweat with the other and said, "Xinye, you are finally here, hurry up, I can't hold it anymore, this **** strength Nima is too big......"
After Zhao Xin tied up Lux, Fang Min had time to breathe, he sat down on the ground with his buttocks, and said, "Sister, it's good that Lao Tzu has two hits, otherwise there will be no shit!" ”
Zhao Xin asked suspiciously, "Galen, what's the matter with this Lux?" Obviously, moringa is bad, but once it gets to the grass, it is useless except to go crazy and pretend to be forced. He wiped his sweat and said, "I don't know, I just know that this is how Caterina was subdued by me." ”
Fang Min is different from Zhao Xin, Zhao Xin can't keep secrets. But Fang Min is hard to say, unless the life of his family or lover is threatened, don't try to pry his mouth open if you die.
As they spoke, Lux opened her triangular eyes and said, "Hey, why am I here, I remember I was in the shower......" At this point, Lux blushed, put her hands on her chest, and cried, "Woo, I don't have the face to see anyone...... Woo woo ......" Zhao Xin was stunned for a moment, and was about to comfort her, but saw Fang Min with an evil smile on his face, his hands turned into claws, constantly opening and contracting, and said: "Oh, Xinye, this chick has woken up, or the two of us will have a few more shots!" ”
Zhao Xin's eggs are broken—yes, they're really broken. Can you bastard not implicate me in this kind of thing? Then, Lux cried, she didn't have the usual goddess at all. Just as Fang Min was about to stop joking, Lux suddenly lay down on the spot, blushing, and said, "Anyway, you took advantage of me...... Hum! ”
This time Fang Min also vomited blood, don't be like this, I'm worried that Ezreal will have kidney deficiency, and when the time comes, he will have to snap again if he makes a joke, so will he still live?! Fang Min returned the blood, the lethality of Lux just now was too great, even worse than Ahri's spiritual attack, causing him to lose almost 100 blood.
Fang Min said earnestly: "Lux, you really took advantage of me, definitely not!" But I don't know if I have it or not. He didn't lie this time, he really didn't know if Zhao Xin, who was carried away by the single dog and beauty, would really take advantage of her.
That knew that Zhao Xin waved his hand and shook his head again and again, and said, "Galen, can you stop being so painful, I don't have a cliff!" Fang Min nodded and said, "Look, Xinye has said it, there is no cliff, what are you worried about?" Lux nodded incredulously and asked, "Then why am I here?" ”
Obviously, Fang Min was too lazy to move his mouth, he lazily snorted at Xinye, and said, "This is a long time, listen to the short one, listen to the long one." Lack did not hesitate: "Short." Fang Min continued: "You were arrested, and then I and Xinye, the prince came here to save you. ”
Lux was shocked, when did her brother become so obscene? There was no way, Lux had to cast his puzzled eyes on Zhao Xin, Zhao Xin's head rolled down beads of sweat, this matter Nima is too long, it is estimated that he can't finish talking until death, he was about to call Shang Min, but Fang Min left 5v5 in a flash, helpless, Zhao Xin had to tell Lux 1510, a total of two hours.
Now, our Fang Da is strolling around the street, buying two pieces of candy from time to time and putting them in his mouth, which is sweet to the heart.
Zhao Xin's mouth was dry, and Lux still said: "What? Can you say it slowly, I don't hear you. Finally, Zhao Xin collapsed - "Woo woo woo, you are all pits, I don't play anymore, I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is, she is just my dream lover......"
Then, Zhao Xin ran away while crying, leaving a confused Lux.