Chapter Thirty-Seven: A Boring Recording

"Ma Dan, just finding a shooting location today can be used as a challenge, how can you be in such a remote place this time?" After spending more than an hour from Gangnam-gu in Seoul to Gyeonggi-do, with the help of Yoo Jae-seok and others, Kwon Ji-young finally arrived at this unknown small farm. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, in the following hour, the show had not yet started recording, and Quan Zhirong could only look at the vast slope of barren grass, silent and uninhabited: "Alas, as Brother Shi said, why did I come so early?" Uh-huh...... ”

is officially recorded, and the program team really treats adults as adults, even if the young Quan Zhirong joins in and lowers the average age of the entire "No Pick", the average age is still over thirty years old.

At the beginning, seven people were asked to pretend to be cute in the barren mountains and mountains, swaying left and right to the rhythm, singing the childish "Pig Nursery Rhyme Song":

Fat little piggy baby

Humming to eat

Mother Pig replied with a snort

Got it, I'll give you food right away

Hum...... Hum

Kwon Zhirong began to feel awkward when he sang and sang, and Park Myung-so knew that this was the case, from the beginning to the end of this nursery rhyme, he was also a singer of the 4th series, he only opened his mouth and did not make a sound, and he was ...... experienced.

Looking at this lively and warm picture, it seems that except for Park Myung-so, they have all regained their childlike innocence.

However, after singing the nursery rhyme, the style of painting changed, and the "Shuangzheng" who knelt in front of the seven people and wore a fake pig nose didn't have time to get up.

was pointed at and attacked by Quan Zhirong: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, this is a little pig baby, obviously a dead fat pig!" ”

The two of them were not angry but happy when they heard it, they both got up and merged, and the big fat pig Zheng Junhe hugged the neck of the little fat pig Zheng Xiangdun and smirked: "Hehe, today the two of us are the protagonists......"

"Hee-hee... We are a new breed of pigs! ”

These two people are really "dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water." "For the sake of a few seconds of broadcasting, this can be answered smoothly, uh... Sweat!.

In less than a minute before the normal start, Park Myung-so first provoked a "war" and crossed the main MC Yoo Jae-seok to hit the fake pig nose of the big fat pig Jung Jun-ha.

The big fat pig Jung Jun-ha was helpless against Park Myung-so's approach, so he could only stare innocently and endure being bullied.

Quan Zhirong saw that his pig's nose was crooked, and he also stepped forward to help him "correct" his nose for free, pulled the "nose", and let go "Bang!" ”。

Sure enough, Zheng Junhe, the big fat pig, stared at his eyes and wanted to be angry, but suddenly, he turned his head to look at his "pig teammate." ”

The interest was sudden, and he also imitated Quan Zhirong's approach, pulling the little fat pig Zheng Xiangdun's fake pig nose, and letting go, "Bang!" ”。

As expected, how could Zheng Xiangdun, the little fat pig, be willing? Next, the "love" picture of the Wuxuan family is shown, and the two fat pigs attack each other to "correct" each other's noses.

After a period of confusion, MC Yoo Jae-seok once again took back the lead, and after nagging for a while, he said that today he will record a special feature of "No Ancients, No One After": The Golden Year of the Pig Special.

Upon hearing this, Quan Zhirong was speechless for the "No Pick" program team, what kind of special is this?

Since you are here, you will also record, but she is very dissatisfied with today's recording location, Quan Zhirong clasped her hands: "I said, what kind of place is this?" ”

MC Liu Zaishi was a stirring spirit and said: "Here... This is a small pig farm in Gyeonggi Province, South Korea, what's wrong? ”

Regarding MC Liu Zaishi's knowingly questioning approach, Quan Zhirong was even more dissatisfied, pouting: "Finding the way here is an infinite challenge......

Lu Hongzhe, who was wearing a red hat standing next to Quan Zhirong, was also dissatisfied, and his words crackled very quickly: "How can people come to this kind of place where navigators can't find it!" ”

Quan Zhirong added: "Come here for more than an hour, find this location for two hours, and you can shoot an episode of "No Pick" during the whole process......"

Lu Hongzhe then complained that he was also dissatisfied with the highway here, because when he came, MC Liu Zaishi's car and Lu Hongzhe's car were going in the opposite direction, because the road was too narrow, and Liu Zaishi's car was given to him by Quan Zhirong's new compensation, and the other party's agent didn't know him, so no one let anyone, and the two agents almost got out of the fight.

And in this process, Park Myung-so, who had nothing to say, looked at his eyes and said after the two ended complaining about their dissatisfaction: "Actually, I didn't want to say ......."

Because MC Liu Zaishi was busy nagging, he went back directly: "Then you can stop cooking, don't talk about it......"

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The consequence is that Park Myung-so is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't say anything about his suffering, so he hurriedly complies and smiles wordlessly.

The next scene is even more bizarre, even the pig's playback weight is more than that of people, because Quan Zhirong saw a "golden pig" and said: "It's so cute......"

Haha added: "Brother Junhe......"

Then the camera turned to the "Golden Pig", and Park Myung-so didn't know if he was crazy or something, seeing the pig chasing and beating, he explained to everyone when he came back: "According to custom, touching the Golden Pig in the New Year will bring good luck." ”

Belch.......

"You lack love luck ......" MC Yoo Jae-seok stabbed Park Myung-so with a knife, because Park Myung-so and his girlfriend were in a nervous period at this time.

After another period of chaos, the program team released a white pig and a black pig, Quan Zhirong turned his head and made an urgent suggestion: "Why don't we let Brother Junhe and Brother Xiangdun disappear at once, and use these two pigs to replace them in a sketch?" ”

Kwon Zhirong's proposal was unanimously approved, and Zheng Junhe and Zheng Xiangdun also happily accepted it.

"One, two, three, biong~~, disappear."

Except for the two who had been replaced by pigs, everyone began to act.

Quan Zhirong also immediately entered the play, chasing the two pigs and crying miserably: "Uh-huh-woo-woo...... Brother Junhe, Brother Xiangdun, how did you become like this! ”

After the interpretation of Quan Zhirong's voice and movements, the scene suddenly became miserable, Zheng Junhe and Zheng Xiangdun stood next to them and sweated, muttering: "Ah, this kid ......"

"Zhirong, it's over, it's over..."Liu Zaishi and others were dumbfounded by Quan Zhirong's quick entry into the play, and Liu Zaishi had no choice but to go over and persuade him to stop.

Then there was no role for Quan Zhirong, and the others also cried and shouted to catch up:

"Brother Xiangdun...... Brother Junha......"

"Junha, ah......"

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In the end, Haha also picked up the white pig [Zheng Xiangdun], and Quan Zhirong, who was terminated from acting, could only say verbally: "Brother Haha, so that you and Brother Xiangdun don't have to be embarrassed......." ”

Hearing this, Zheng Xiangdun, who was now off-camera, instantly opened his mouth and quickly dubbed.

"Haha, so we won't be embarrassed......"

"Huh? What to say ......"

"Haha, I love you......"

And Park Myung-so was still chasing the black pig [Jung Jun-ha], but he couldn't catch it, and for a long time, the pig without wisdom ran to a "dead end" and hit a tree before he was caught.

After the two held the pigs for a while, they put them on the ground again, and after explaining for a while, MC Liu Zaishi cast a magic spell to turn Zheng Xiangdun and Zheng Junhe, who had become pigs, back.

Immature.......

After recording here, the program team quickly set up the game place, and by the way, let the MCs take a break.

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Recorded again, I was also speechless about the name of the game: "The Day When the Pig Cut into the Well".

What the hell is this game? After MC Liu Zaishi's explanation, the name of this game can also be changed: "Pig Pig War", which is nothing more than letting the two sit in the ring in the image of pigs and push each other, and whoever falls down first will be eliminated first!

Due to the time relationship, the first three people are Park Myung-so, Jung Jun-ha, and Kwon Ji-young.

In the end, Quan Zhirong was defeated by Zheng Junhe with a difficult and unforgettable physical joke because of the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, which made people extremely red-eyed.

The monster Zheng Junhe of the trio won in the first preliminaries, and the foursome Zheng Xiangdun won in the second preliminaries.

As a result, the appearance rate of the two in the final can be imagined, and it is miserable, and even the appearance rate of the two pigs who have just been "released" and are fighting outside the court cannot be compared.

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