Chapter 411: If you want to touch someone's face, just say it
Thank you, Yushan Lao Zhou gave a big reward. Thank you! "It's definitely not going to be disfigured, Miss Ye, there won't be that shop in this village after that." Think about it, why is it called "Harem Yuyan Pill", which means that this pill will make your face appear milky jade-like luster if applied for a long time, smooth and tender like jade, what a beautiful thing. I've tried twice and nothing happened. "Ye Fan is very much like a big bad wolf", of course Little Red Riding Hood is Ye Keke.
He knew that Ye Keke was relatively simple and easy to be deceived.
"Yumeng Yuxue is a thing", who else have you tried? Lan Valu Zhu asked.
And "and?". Ye Fan was embarrassed to say it, because the first tester after this pill was prepared was a monkey, he didn't dare to say it, wasn't this looking for a smoke?
"What? Exposed, can't tell? Miss Zhao Si forced over, her face full of writing.
"A monkey!" Ye Fan stiffened. It's also out of the way, blurting out.
"Giggles," the fourth girl laughed so much that her chest almost touched her back, and Ye Keke's one fell straight down. Lan Yuezhu's trembling tall breasts swayed up and down like long bamboo shoots blown by the wind. It's a little scary, what if I'm afraid that the bamboo shoots will break all of a sudden?
The pair of bamboo shoots on Miss Zhao Sixiao's chest is shorter, but it is more sleek and has a larger chassis. When you laugh, it shrinks like the top of Tarzan, and it makes your heart beat. It gives people a feeling of suffocation that is gasping for breath, and of course the heaviness of the weight is also particularly shocking.
Song Zhenyao belongs to the lady type, and the peaks are smaller, but more modest. The laughter fluctuates rhythmically, like a spring breeze, which is very comfortable.
Ye Ke'er's belonged to that kind of explosive type, and when he laughed, his chest exploded forward, and he almost shook off Ye Fan's eyes.
A certain left's vague eyes slid around the four women, feasting their eyes. I sighed in my heart: "Damn! Four goblins, if one comes to hug left and right, there is still one squatting at the feet. It's too perfect to have one on your head, buddy, this is my Ye Fan's personal pursuit, just like an official road. Success
"I didn't lie to you, I gave 500 yuan at that time to let the Jianghu artist who asked for a monkey let me try it, and the effect was very perfect, and the freckles on the monkey's face were a lot smaller. The man offered to buy it, and I held out five fingers.
As soon as he heard that it cost 500 yuan, he shook his head, saying that it was worth his food money for three months.
I actually wanted to say 5,000 yuan, but in the end, the man thought for a quarter of an hour, gritted his teeth, and said that he would buy one and try it.
I guess he wanted to make the monkey look nice and attract more customers, because he was a bullshit plaster.
I immediately explained that it would cost 5,000 yuan for one piece. The monkey man shouted, "Is it made of gold?" Later, I almost stunned the man. ”
Ye Fan said very seriously, it didn't seem like he was lying at all, in fact, he really didn't deceive people, the man almost fainted at that time, and Ye Fan also bought a pack of pearl powder for him to suppress the shock.
Of course, Ye Fan didn't say it, for fear that Miss Zhao Si would ridicule her for bragging again.
"I'll try!" Ye Keke puffed up his chest and made up his mind, he swore to sacrifice his life to feed the tiger
Force.
Ye Fan wanted to laugh when he saw it, but his eyes were not on the momentum, but on Ye Keke's explosive peaks.
"Okay! Immediately started, there were only two pills. Don't regret it, three of you. Ye Fan said, taking out a rough box from his leather bag. gave Lan Minzhu another opportunity, and joked: "This straw paper package can also be sold for 5,000 yuan a piece, I doubt that you are wrapping a diamond." After giggling, the hen laid eggs and laughed wildly.
Someone cursed, "Don't laugh. The bamboo shoots are broken, but there is no place to make up for them
"The aroma of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, we are purely trying to integrate with nature, hum!" Ye Fan snorted, Shen Shi's demeanor was revealed, he shrugged his shoulders, adjusted the air and mixed it with water to adjust the medicinal paste, which was a bit like black sesame paste in the south, and it looked very ugly, and it was a grade like a bullshit plaster.
However, there was a faint medicinal fragrance in the bowl, which made Ye Keke feel a lot more relieved, otherwise he really thought it was something to mix. "Lie down gently! It's okay to relax your mind and close your eyes. Ye Fan said.
Ye Keke hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, anyway, it was at this point, if he refused again, he would definitely be laughed at by Min Zhu and them.
So obediently lay on the bed, and the explosive milk peak was a lot lower, but because Ye Fan was closer, he felt its huge even more. It seems that there is an explosive spring tide in the face, which is scorching.
This guy swallowed a few mouthfuls and scolded secretly: "For the sake of Lao Tzu's official hat, I let it out." Don't look where you shouldn't. Don't touch what you shouldn't. What's so peculiar, it's not the upper and lower four-one poke meat, who hasn't seen the meat, hum! ”
With his fingers dipped in the ointment, he was about to greet Ye Keke's white and tender face.
"Wait, what do you want to do?". Fourth Sister Zhao suddenly shouted.
"Spray!" Ye Fan replied.
"Humph! Coco, don't listen to his nonsense. He wants to take advantage of you. Lan Minzhu snorted, "You bring the bowl, and we'll help her coat it."
"No! This medicinal paste is only useful if I apply it myself, and I don't want to forgive the fruit, because the medicine paste is also particular, otherwise it will not be good to tell the truth, but unfortunately no one believes it, even Ye Keke sat up, his face was flushed, and he stared at Ye Fan with slightly angry eyes, and shouted: "Hmph! I can't imagine that you are this kind of person. ”
"I'm telling the truth." I saw that the four women were all looking at themselves with a kind of perverted eyes. Ye Fan was too big and argued.
"Honestly! Assistant Ye, that's what you're telling the truth. If you want to touch someone's face, you just say it, I really didn't expect you to be such a person? Miss Zhao Si shook her head, and even Song Zhenyao was muttering in her heart.
"Don't believe it, do you? Coco, your hand is outstretched. Ye Fan was angry, his face was stern, and his face became stiff.
"What do you want to do, you can't touch your face and change your hands?" Miss Zhao Si is even more pressing step by step.
"Okay, Miss Zhao, I Ye Fan won't give you this pill for anyone, don't cry and shout to use it in the future, hum!" Ye Fan was furious, his eyes glared at the momentum of the seventh-stage master of the national arts, and he suddenly flashed, forcing the four people to the four people, but the four girls in the room were slightly stunned, and said secretly: "He is like a mountain." It's a little overwhelming, it's weird! ”
Ye Keke actually obediently stretched out his right hand. Ye Fan brushed it up, and applied some medicinal paste under his anger, and soon, Ye Fan asked, "What?" Do you feel it? ”
"Yes! It's so hot! Ye Keke exclaimed. He stared at Ye Fan's palm in surprise and muttered, "Do you have an electric heater in your hand?" How can it be so hot, it's very comfortable. ”
"Hehe" This is the particularity of this medicine and my technique, if you don't believe it, you can ask Yuezhu to try it once to see if there is a hot feeling? Ye Fan was full of confidence, raised his eyebrows and glanced at the four women.
"I believe in you, you dagger." Ye Keke said and lay on the bed. The eyes blinked cutely, like a doll in a cupboard. Ye Fan applied the medicine, which made Delan Yuezhu, Zhao Jiazhen, and Song Zhenyao stunned, and scolded in their hearts: "Coco doesn't know what's wrong." The ghost is obsessed, and the cheapness is all taken up by the surname Ye. That face was touched and pinched by him, and he was going around in circles, the surname Ye was too hateful, and he took advantage of girls. I don't know how many girls he deceived, hum! A big colored dog. ”
What Ye Fan didn't know was that he was taking medicine all of a sudden, although it was also a turmoil in his heart, he enjoyed the faint fragrance and breath on Ye Keke's body like a spring tide. But in the eyes of the other three women, he also became a hateful and evil dog.
Ye Keke didn't feel that way, after taking the medicine on Ye Fan's palm, the dampness and warmth made her feel very comfortable, and she almost moaned.
After a few minutes, Ye Fan finished applying the medicine. Sweating profusely, I felt that my body was very prostration, and when I stood up, I was a little unstable, and I walked in a figure-eight step.
"This medicine is very successful, and the color of the pill this time is also better, it is estimated that you can directly see the effect after washing off the ointment in a few hours." Ye Fan said weakly, glanced at Miss Zhao Si and the three of them coldly, and said, "Are you scolding me for being a big perverted dog in your heart, hehe?"
I went out to take a shower.
"! It's so tiring. At least about one layer of internal strength has been consumed, and if we paint a few a day, it is estimated that we will have to become a * person. It's really a painstaking thing to drug the beautiful girls, and the body is tired and the heart is even more tired, looking at a live and fresh beauty can't eat it, that's really a crime! This kind of drudgery Lao Tzu doesn't want to do anymore. ”
After taking a bath, Ye Fan plunged into bed and fell asleep, and even the quilt was Xie Mei'er who came in to give it to him.
After covering the quilt, he muttered: "You joked with the four beauties, and you touched Coco's face, are you comfortable?" Hum! The quilt wants Mei'er to cover you, what am I doing this for? "Xie Mei'er felt faintly hurt in her heart, and stared at Ye Fan for several times before quietly withdrawing.
Point more.
Ye Fan was falling asleep, dreaming that he was upside down in bed with Zhu Qiaodou, a pretty widow from Guiling Village, so uncomfortable and happy.
Suddenly, the quilt was overturned to the ground by the old branch secretary Feng Jiugong, Feng Jiugong made a straight face, staring at Ye Fan coldly, staring at him with his hair standing on end, naked and didn't know what to do.
Xindao, it's strange, isn't Feng Jiugong already dead? How can you still come to catch the traitor.
"Ye" Ye Fan, I also want to apply pills? A nice voice finally woke up Ye Fan in his dream, and when he opened his sleepy eyes, he found that there was no pretty widow on this bed, Feng Jiugong, who was just holding the quilt and stirring it up.
This Zlan Min bamboo smiles like a flower. The usual cold face is long gone. Song Zhenyao twisted and opened her mouth and said, "Ye Fan." I'll try too, and I'll try too. ”
Only Miss Zhao Si was sitting in the room, and she regretted it so much that she wanted to cry.
It turned out that when the time came, Ye Kekeyue washed off the ointment on his face and didn't go to the mirror to appreciate whether he was disfigured. was still very uneasy in her heart, Lan Minzhu, Song Zhenyao and Zhao Jiazhen were stunned, staring at Ye Keke in a daze, seeing that she was frightened.
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