Chapter 114: The Mysterious Limerick
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The painting depicts a man with a long beard and flowing beard drinking a glass of wine, while a beautiful woman wearing pale green long sleeves and high temples is playing the piano. The faint landscape painting is not famous, and I don't know where in China it is depicted.
What's weird is that there is a nondescript limerick poem in the corner of the painting:
Gu Pan smiled and charmed a thousand demons
Spring waterfall cold fishing eternal autumn
I laugh at Hongchen in my arms
The sky is wide and the earth is free
Signed: Lu Dingzong's crazy pen.
There is a very awkward, or bullshit, sentence at the bottom:
"One que, two lanes, four touches, three harmonics."
Hahaha....... Reading it, I even feel that Lu Dingzong is a lustful and crazy hermit, free and uninhibited, wild and careless. Seeing that Sister Lan Tianzhu frowned at that little brow, she snorted coldly: "Pervert! ”
Seeing Lu Wei glaring at her dissatisfied, he snorted even more dissatisfiedly: "What are you staring at?" Isn't it a pervert, what a touch! Get it! Evil! It's disgusting to see. Hum! Still the ancestors? "I guess the film was seized just now and there was no place to get out, but now I have found a chance to Saluwei.
"Humph! Crazy is crazy, color is color, which man is not lustful, to put it bluntly, this is the true color of a man, called chic, do you know? You said it's not a big brother. Lu Wei poured the flames of war on Ye Fan in the blink of an eye.
Seeing Lan Tianzhu's pair of beautiful eyes staring at him with bad intentions, Ye Fan felt a chill in his body for a while, and hurriedly said, "Hehe, is it a little bit of that?" Men don't dress up like that for women, hehe! But maybe it's the common problem of the ancients who were hermits, style! Admire it to the extreme! Hehe......"
I couldn't stop complaining in my heart: "This Brother Lu really fully applied the mantra of the brothers' worship: share the blessings and share the difficulties." This blessing has not yet enjoyed the bad things, but he took a stick first. Now I'm worried about this ice sister again, alas! The passing year is not good! ”
It was already 4 o'clock in the morning when the things in the Dragon Tomb were cleaned up, and everyone returned to the old palace to catch up on sleep. Professor Lan and Gu Zewu, two archaeological freaks, didn't feel sleepy at all. insisted on playing tricks and forcing Ye Fan, the student, to get the strange picture from Lu Wei, saying that he would appreciate it again and figure it out, otherwise he would have no chance when the Lu family was transported away.
The next day, in middle age, several cars came from outside. Three capable men jumped down from above, and the momentum on their bodies was very terrifying.
Ye Fan's sensitive perception felt that these three people were not simple. It is estimated that he is about the same as Na Ludin's skills, and has the strength of a second-stage purification mid-level warrior. One of them, a flat-headed young man with a thick black beard and a black suit, gave Ye Fan the strongest feeling, and he had at least three levels of Purification Rank Martial Arts strength.
"It's not simple, this Lu family still has so many masters. Could it be that it's black, it's possible. Ye Fan thought about it, of course, and he wouldn't ask about it.
"Come to Lu Zhuo, let me introduce you, this is my sworn brother Ye Fan. Leader of the working group of Linquan Town in Tianshui Bazi Village. Lu Wei said affectionately on Lu Zhuo's shoulder.
"I've seen Ye Gongzi, my name is Lu Zhuo." Lu Zhuo greeted him cleanly, looking very respectful on his face, but he wondered in his bones, "Strange! Gongzi usually has eyes above the top, the last time the prince surnamed Fan of Nanfu Province, that is, the son of Fan Shiting, the deputy commander of the Nanfu Provincial Military Region, wanted to make friends with Gongzi, but Gongzi didn't pay attention to it, this kid surnamed Ye is just a village official, what is strange. There have been a lot of strange things these years, maybe it's because of the temper! ”
"Hmmm! Hello. Ye Fan said hello, but saw Lu Zhuo hand over a car key and said, "Ye Gongzi, please accept this newly purchased and newly modified Mitsubishi V6." Our family has already helped with the formalities, and it is in the box in the car. ”
"Wei Zai, your Mitsubishi has only been driving for a few months, you can keep this new one for yourself! I use the old one. Ye Fan didn't take the key.
"This ...... This...... Let's put it this way, Brother Ye, that old car was given by a relative in my family. So, hehe, this new one for you to replace. I heard that you like black, so I sprayed it black. The bumper and sunroof top upper bar are added with thick bars, no problem after a few hits, this new car looks more atmospheric, but the fuel consumption is a lot, haha......" Lu Wei smiled dryly and was a little embarrassed.
"Oh! Understood, it turned out that the car was ...... Tell me honestly, isn't it something beautiful to give. Ye Fan joked, and by the way, he sat in the new car and drove around, "Not bad!" The new controls are more flexible. ”
The energy of the Lu family is still quite large, and all the formalities for this car have been completed from yesterday afternoon to noon today. It seems that the Yuyang County Traffic Management Office does not have such a fast service attitude, and people take a special channel.
p; Lu Wei, Professor Lan and others left the Tianshui Dam, and the village returned to its former tranquility. When she got into the car, Lan Tianzhu Meimei specially snorted at Ye Fan, and then closed the car door and rolled her eyes a few times with dissatisfaction, which made Ye Fan so depressed.
"Alas! It seems that I have offended this big reporter very much, and I guess I won't have that chance to go to Nanfu Daily in the future. Looking blankly at the dust raised behind the fart, Ye Fan was like a stupid bird and couldn't calm down for a long time. I returned to the old palace happily, feeling that I couldn't raise any momentum, as if there was a sense of loss, as if some treasure had been stolen. After thinking about it, I realized that there was a beauty missing from arguing with herself.
"Alas! I'm a natural malaria, aren't I? Damn it! Cheap! Ye Fan scolded himself fiercely.
"Ye Fan, phone." Li Chunshui shouted with a smile.
"What are you laughing at! Look at the smile on your face, is it the spring heart that moves the little girl. Ye Fan took the phone while reaching out and pinching Chunshui's face, joking.
"You're the nasty!" Li Chunshui gave him a blank look, and walked away with a big twist of his ass, but this time the ass twisted seemed to look like a snake's madness. Ye Fan was always shaking his upturned ass from side to side in front of him, and he had the urge to rush up and knock down Li Chunshui and peel off his pants to study her pink ass.
"What's wrong with me! It seems that the day before yesterday I had only shared Wushan Yunyu with Chunxiang, and I broke a place, how long has it been! It seems that too much yang energy is not a good thing. Could it be that he has cultivated health preservation techniques or absorbed Tai Sui red fruit, how will this be good, and modern society can't have three palaces and six courtyards, how can a person quench his hunger and thirst...... "Ye Fan thought about it casually and picked up the phone and asked, "Hey! Who's looking for me, please? ”
"Team Leader Ye, respectfully!" The very familiar voice of Wang Yuancheng, director of the Party and Government Office, came from the phone. However, compared with the past, Wang Yuancheng always called with a condescending leadership flavor in the past, and this time it seems that he has just been transferred, and Wang Yuancheng actually used the honorific title 'you'. Lao Tzu is p; Ye Fan could even imagine that Wang Yuancheng must be bent over at this moment, like a turtle grandson. Because Wang Yuancheng has always been like that when he answers the leader's call, he is humble and servile like an old-fashioned turtle man in a brothel.
After answering the phone, this person's expression immediately changed to his subordinates, his head raised slightly, and he smiled proudly, like an old prostitute who was stepping into a brothel and carrying dozens of taels of silver in his arms.
The speed of changing face and color is the most in the world.
"Congratulations! What does it mean Director Wang? Ye Fan was shocked, and wondered if he was about to take over the post of director of the party and government office to replace Wang Yuancheng. Because that night, I eavesdropped on it from the mayor of Cai Dajiang Town, who was playing the old man's cart game with Zheng Xuemei, the director of the Family Planning Office of Miaokeng Township.
At that time, I heard Cai Dajiang say that Qin Zhiming helped himself to sit first as the director of the party and government office at the critical moment when he was about to withdraw from the township and merge the town, which was the best stock office in Linquan Town except for the major deputy positions. Sometimes it is more bullish than a town mayor, which is a sign of Qin Zhiming's henchmen.
"Huh! After receiving the notice of the county organization department, please set off immediately to Yuyang to talk, here I congratulate you first, Deputy Mayor Ye. Our first deputy mayor of Linquan, the fourth big man, hehe......"
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If you have nothing to do, you can guess the true meaning of the poem in the coffin, it's very interesting, if you can guess it, I will reward it before the chapter! Ha ha......