Chapter 121: Poor Monks Are More Manly Than Men
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"The three-flavor true fire is the exclusive true fire of Taishang Laojun, if you are not his biological son, how can you have the three-flavor true fire? Li Tianwang also knows about this matter, only you, a big idiot, are still kept in the dark, I don't believe you to ask him, go, why do you dare to go? Coward! Tang Zeng shouted as he retreated. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Die, die, give me death!"
Nezha completely lost his mind, desperately chasing and killing Tang Zeng, the speed of Hot Wheels was almost as fast as Sun Wukong's somersault cloud, even if Tang Zeng could teleport hundreds of kilometers away at a time, he could be caught up in an instant.
"You coward, if you have a kind, go and ask Li Tianwang, what's the use of learning to bark here? You're not his species at all! Yin Shi Niang was so miserable back then, she was bullied by Taishang Laojun and then abandoned by her husband, only you, a wild species, now know the truth and are still learning to bark here, and if you have it, you will ask Li Tianwang! Tang Zeng was also chased and killed, and roared while fleeing for his life.
"Ahhh!!h
Nezha suddenly shouted, wave after wave rippling in all directions, and then he suddenly turned into a streamer and soared into the sky.
The chaotic Tianya who tied Zhu Bajie also automatically let go, caught up, and rushed into the sky with Nezha, flying towards the heavenly court.
"Really...... Really gone? Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded.
Yang Chan on the ground was also dumbfounded, originally a little worried that Nezha would go crazy and kill Tang Zeng, but he didn't expect Nezha to really run away.
And looking at this situation, I should really ask Li Tianwang.
"Isn't Nezha really Li Tianwang's biological son?"
Tang Zeng said it reasonably, and even Yang Chan believed it a little.
"Master, what you said can't be true, right?" Zhu Bajie was also a little confused, feeling that the three views had been subverted, Nezha's life experience was still so secret?
"When did the poor monk tell a lie?" Tang Zeng said with a serious face.
In fact, this incident also shocked him very much, Nezha's three-flavor true fire and Taishang Laojun's three-flavor true fire have the same origin, even if he is not completely right, it is estimated that it will not be far from ten.
There are many versions of the story about Nezha that Tang Zeng has seen in his previous life, and some versions of Nezha will not breathe fire, while Nezha in the Romance of the Gods will breathe fire, and it is indeed a three-flavor real fire, and was once called "fire-breathing baby".
And Nezha, this Journey to the West world, seems to be a collection of many versions of the characteristics in one.
On the ground, the Third Virgin Yang Chan was also stunned by this incident.
However, when he heard that Tang had called himself a 'poor monk', his pretty face suddenly darkened again, and he wanted to cry.
"The ...... of the Three Madonnas"
Tang Zeng hurriedly fell to the ground.
"Get out, don't call me!" Yang Chan shook her hands angrily, then turned around and ran into the statue.
"Three Holy Mother, listen to my explanation." Don Zeng came to the statue.
"Don't call me, you big liar, woo woo ......" Yang Chan was very aggrieved, in fact, she didn't really hate monks, but angry Tang Zeng actually used a fake identity to deceive her heart, and finally deceived her body, which was too hateful.
"Poor...... I didn't lie to you, I am sincere to you, and heaven and earth can learn from it. Tang Zeng shouted outside: "The Three Virgins ......"
But Yang Chan seemed to be really angry and didn't answer.
"Yang Chan's wife ......," Tang Zeng shouted again.
Still no response.
"Chan'er?" Don had changed his name again.
Yang Chan still ignored it.
Tang Zeng was speechless and shouted in front of the statue: "Do you dislike me so much that I am a monk?" Isn't a monk a man? Who is so messy with the rules? I'm a monk who is more manly than other men, don't you already know? ”
"You ......"
In the temple of the Virgin Mary in the statue, Yang Chan cried for a while, and then broke out directly, and said angrily: "Big villain, you get out of here, I don't want to see you!" ”
Tang Zeng covered his face, he felt that he seemed to really care about Yang Chan, otherwise he wouldn't be distressed.
In fact, if he really wanted to go in, Yang Chan's Holy Mother Hall couldn't stop him at all, and he would enter with a teleportation.
But he wanted Yang Chan to let him in personally.
It's just that this is obviously a bit taken for granted.
"Okay, then you can be quiet by yourself, I'll go learn the scriptures, and I'll come to see you when I'm free."
Tang Zeng sighed, his body turned into a streamer and soared into the sky, leaving Lotus Peak.
"Master, wait for me."
Zhu Bajie hurriedly caught up.
In the Hall of Our Lady, Yang Chan sensed that Tang Zeng's breath was moving away quickly, and hurriedly shot out a Xuanguang mirror, and sure enough, she saw Tang Zeng and Zhu Bajie turning into streamers in the night sky and flying out of Huashan.
"Woo ......"
Yang Chan suddenly cried even louder: "Bastard, this bastard, woo, who let you go......"
……
"Master, you won't really give the Three Holy Mother...... To give...... What's that, right? ”
Under the night sky, thousands of meters in the air, Zhu Bajie asked cautiously.
Tang Zeng glared at Zhu Bajie: "It's not you, who let you debunk your identity as a teacher?" ”
If Zhu Bajie hadn't suddenly appeared and called 'Master', Nezha wouldn't have recognized him.
Then he can slowly tell the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan his true identity, so that even if Yang Chan is still angry, it will definitely not be so serious.
Zhu Bajie suddenly shrunk his neck, and replied weakly: "It's not called master, is it called apprentice?" ”
"Smack!" Tang Zeng directly slapped Zhu Bajie on the head: "Do you still dare to talk back?" ”
Zhu Bajie touched his head and didn't dare to continue to talk back.
"Go back and restore the Temple of Our Lady of the Three Virgins...... No, rebuild a bigger temple. Tang Zeng said suddenly.
"Huh?" Zhu Bajie was stunned.
"Ahhhh You were not careful when you fought with Nezha, and you actually demolished your master's temple, giving you a chance to make up for your mistakes, and go back to build a bigger and better temple of the Three Virgins as quickly as possible. Remember, in the future, the third virgin Yang Chan will be your teacher, if you let the teacher know that you have neglected her, you will pick your skin for the teacher! ”
"Yes, yes, my old pig will go back......"
Where did Zhu Bajie dare to slack off, and flew to Huashan like his butt was on fire.
Tang Zeng was a little satisfied, and he planned in his heart to come to see her when Yang Chan's anger was gone, or, when the time comes, a hero will save the beauty and win the hearts of the beauties again.
According to the plot of the Journey to the West series in his previous life, after Erlang God knew that his sister was moved, he suppressed his sister under Mount Hua in a fit of anger, so there was Agarwood to save his mother.
In this life, because of his own appearance, the story of Agarwood saving his mother is definitely gone, so there is a "Tang Seng saves the Three Holy Mother", an earth-shattering love story!
"Well, yes, that's it!" Tang Zeng was very satisfied with his plan: "When the time comes, isn't the little girl Yang Chan moved to throw herself into the arms of the poor monk again?" ”
Tang Zeng has already started to make money.
"But why am I so upset? Am I overlooking something? Tang Zeng scratched his head, a little strange.
Tang Zeng calculated everything, and everyone was counted, but he only forgot about himself, he came to the Journey to the West, which has caused an amazing butterfly effect.
"By the way, in the Journey to the West story in the previous life, the red boy seems to have three flavors of true fire, and the banana fan of the princess of the iron fan is said to be the treasure of Taishang Laojun......" Suddenly Tang Zeng's face was strange, and his eyes were deep.
"It doesn't matter, since the poor monk has come to the Journey to the West, let the poor monk expose the true face of the Journey to the West!"
……
Flew to the place where he was taken to heaven by Li Tianwang in one breath, Sun Wukong, Sha Seng and Little White Dragon were already waiting there.
"Master......"
"Master is back!"
Sun Wukong and Sha Seng greeted him.
"Hey, why didn't the second senior brother come back?" Sha Seng wondered.
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