(The third update arrives, the author is Brother Jiecao, please call me Lei Bang.) Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info In addition, thank you for the cover of the book friend 'Kahuang Ermitwo')

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Catching Yun'er, Sika smiled proudly and said, "That's it, who am I, I'm your card emperor, isn't it necessary?" ”

"Card Emperor? Who called it? ”

"Haven't you read the comments on the Internet, there are many fans who call me that, and some call me Kaye, by the way, why don't you also call me Kaye to listen."

"Excuse me, I'll call you Sikaoni, don't think about it."

"Don't, come, give Ye a smile." Sika hugged Yun'er with a smile and said with a playful face.

But when she saw the speechlessness on her face, she immediately changed her words: "If you don't laugh, forget it, since Niu doesn't give her a smile, then you have to come and give Niu a smile." Hehe. ”

"......" Everyone couldn't laugh or cry at the scene becoming like this in an instant.

Walking up to the women, Sika said, "So, my performance is done, PDXI you can continue." ”

"Hey, what's the show?" Yun'er let go of the arm holding Sika and said, "Sikaoni, didn't you say that your 'Zheng Clan's Peerless Learning' has a lot of tricks?" I've only performed a trick now, so why don't you show us the rest? ”

Sika said helplessly: "Actually, it's not impossible for you to see it, but other moves are used to attack people, if anyone dares to use me as a target, I can perform it." ”

"Well, who wouldn't?" Sika glanced at all the people, especially the five of Bigbang, and seeing that they were a little moved, Sika said again: "I'll say it first, my Zheng mastery can't grasp the strength, if it hurts somewhere, don't blame me." ”

Shengli cautiously asked, "What will happen if you are beaten?" ”

"It's not a big deal, at most it's just a few internal injuries or fainting."

“……”

"No, no, we don't have to look at it." The five members of BIGBANG immediately shook their heads like rattles, or did they just get there or suffer internal injuries? Nima, if you really get knocked down, it will be a shame.

Sika smiled: "I really don't want to watch it, in fact, I'm willing to perform, as long as you come to practice with me." ”

"Forget it, we don't want to be kozed by you."

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"Ahem, then we'll continue." PD said with a smiling face, he is excited now, this issue is completely explosive, with Sika's shot, the ratings must not be a lot higher than before, and his rewards will be a lot.

Victory quietly approached Sika's side, sneakily glanced at the PD who was looking at the task list, and said in a low voice: "Sika Nuna, didn't we ask you to teach us kung fu some time ago, so can you give us this trick." ”

Sika glanced at the victory thoughtfully, it turned out that this guy had taken a fancy to the trick just now, but it was not that she didn't want to pay, but this was not something they could learn.

Sika said, "Let's not talk about this, didn't you let you run for a month?" How much have you accomplished? ”

"Ahem, this ......" said that the victory here was a little embarrassing, and whispered: "That, haven't we been traveling a lot lately, and we don't have much time to run in the morning, this, or Sika is angry, can the requirements be lower, how about a week in a row?" ”

"Don't think about it, if you don't stick to it for a month, I won't teach you kung fu."

Shengli cried and said: "But I can't figure it out, for Mao asked us to run for a month, or ten kilometers, we really can't hold on." ”

Sika asked, "Do you want to learn great kung fu?" ”

"yes."

"That's it, I want you to persist for a month to test your perseverance, do you know that it is very difficult to learn real kung fu, if you can't even run for a month, I think you should give up."

Victory was stunned: "Just like this? ”

Sika stretched out his hands: "Then what do you think there is?" Am I going to do it to you? ”

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Soon came to the task link, this time it was a rope skip to decide the winner, Sika said that he didn't care, as long as he didn't meet a pit teammate, he could beat the other party.

First of all, the individual link, the victory was quite powerful, it took fifteen years to hold on to the physical strength and retreat, but it was useless, Sika directly understated how far she was thrown, and calmly jumped thirty before taking the initiative to stop, and there was no sign of tiredness even after stopping.

The next team battle,Sika directly chose the two guys Xiaoyuan and Youli.,Although they're usually not very reliable.,But it doesn't seem like other girls are much better.,The most important thing is that they're the two best dancers in addition to Sika when they were young.,Not to mention anything else.,Physical strength should be passed.。

Sure enough, the two guys didn't get sick next, and they won the game for Sika, and as for the winning team, they chose the victory of their pig teammates and lost painfully.

It was 2-0 and Sika won the game.

Having the right to choose whether to exchange or not, Sika looked at the nervous victory thoughtfully, thought about the rest of his money, smiled, and decisively picked up the victory purse.

"Hehe" Victory seemed to think of something, and a rippling smile appeared on his face.

"Oh? Victory seemed to be very happy, and he smiled so brightly. ”

"......" triumphant smile immediately put away.

MC: "So, let's announce the rest of the money, starting with the victory." ”

One by one, the post in front of the victory was torn, and in the end, the victory was left with 4,200 yuan. Sika smiled, it seems that this is still according to the previous life.

But when he turned his head and found that Victory was also smirking, Sika understood in an instant, it seems that this guy thinks that he is a girl, how to say that he should have more money left than him, but he didn't expect that he is not an ordinary girl.

'Laugh, laugh, you'll cry later.' Sika thought to herself.

MC: "So, the next step is to announce the rest of Sika's money, everyone. “

Slowly tear open the sticker, it was torn from the last one, the first one was a nine, Victory immediately laughed when he saw it, and torn the second one, it turned out to be a nine, and Victory's mouth cracked even more; Tearing open the third one, it turned out to be a nine, and the victory was about to stop laughing, and asked with a grin: "Sika Nuna, you won't have 9999 yuan left, hey, then I will thank you well, I didn't expect you to take care of your brother." ”

"Hehe, I hope you can still laugh later." Sika replied meaninglessly.

"What do you mean?" When Victory was not clear, MC finally tore off the first sticker, and when he looked at the big word on it, Victory was instantly confused, this, director, this plot is not right.

"Huh? 1999 yuan? "MC is also confused.

"......" Shengli's face immediately became bitter, and he instantly became bitter, this, don't play like this.

Sika was about to burst out laughing, she had been waiting for this scene now, they didn't know how she had gone to great lengths to use the money to the remaining 1,999 yuan, if it weren't for the fact that she didn't want to make the victory too sad, she would have wanted to have only 999 yuan left.

However, fortunately, the girls are not pitted today, and if they lose today, it may be her tragedy.

MC: "Victory, why did your face become like this, you have to say something." ”

Shengli twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at the camera with a painful look and said: "This, I want to say it first, I really admire Sika Nuna so much, I can leave 1999 yuan in money, this is incredible, however, I still feel sorry for my ignorance, obviously I have eaten with Sika Nuna before, knowing the amount of her food, I even naively treat her as an ordinary girl, this is my mistake." ”

After a turn of words, Shengli said: "But I haven't admitted defeat yet, although it's only 1999 yuan, but I think that with the amount of food that Sika Nuna, I may not have no chance to win, in short, I will work hard next." ”

MC: "Ah, it seems that the victory is quite ambitious, so we'll wait and see what happens after that, but we have added a new task to our happiness of 10,000 yuan, which is: helpday." ”

"What is Helpday? That is, you can choose one of your team members to participate in the day's happiness in your place. ”

The male MC looked at the young man and said, "So, did any of you want to participate in the show for a day instead of Sika when you were young?" ”

"No" The girls shook their heads, shrugged their shoulders, pouted, tilted their heads, shook their hands, and did their actions in one go.

Sika: "......"