Chapter 167: Star Admiralty (3)

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"Ah" Jin Shenying got up angrily, and even the bright smile on her face was gone, biting the rose and panting.

The corners of Chi Shizhen's mouth twitched a few times, and he said speechlessly: "I don't think it's better to be 'cool', as long as it's done safely, you can do it again." ”

With the sound of music, Li Lu's hand was used again, and Jin Shenying also moved in his direction.

Fortunately, this time Li Lu was prepared, and he didn't fall down again after catching Jin Shenying, but he underestimated Jin Shenying's weight, although he caught Jin Shenying, he didn't have the strength to lift her up, but he couldn't hold on after a few seconds of stalemate.

At this point, Li Lu decisively betrayed his teammates and pit Jin Shenying fiercely, but he let go directly, but Jin Shenying fell to the ground, but he didn't have anything to do.

"......" Jin Shenying, who was lying on the ground, wanted to cry without tears, and got up and shouted: "No, I'm not going to do it." ”

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"That girlhood so-young xi."

"Le, I'm here."

Jin Jidong said while looking at the script: "Girls' Generation nine people can't sit in two rows, only you sit alone, what do you think?" ”

Xiuying said with a bitter face: "I said from time to time when I came here that the star Admiralty is a row of four people, and I was still thinking that it must not be me sitting separately, but I didn't expect it to be me." ”

Ji Shizhen said, "Then who did you expect to be separated?" ”

Xiuying said decisively: "Sika, this is definitely Sika didn't run." ”

"Sika is the most self-taking care of us, and she went to live in country Z alone for two years at such a young age, so she can live well alone."

Jin Jidong said: "Yes, Sika, you don't have to worry, someone will take care of her." ”

Sika's eyes widened, and he was pulling it on himself again.

"The editor here arrived here at six o'clock today, you shouldn't know, he also wore a new dress after Sika came here today."

The "......" camera focused on the screenwriter for a moment, and I saw that the man was looking at the stage with a crying and laughing expression.

"Haha" Everyone knows that Jin Jidong is joking, but even the screenwriter was shot, and I don't know if the screenwriter will wear small shoes for this product in the future.

may feel that it is not enough, Jin Jidong said 'quietly': "Let me tell you another secret, this morning he also asked me to ask Sika for an autograph." ”

"......" The screenwriter was completely speechless at this time, this is a naked frame-up, when did my brother ask you for Sika's signature?

Ji Shizhen said at this time: "By the way, we're talking about Xiuying, why did we turn to Sika?" ”

Xiuying immediately answered: "Yes, I'm lonely sitting here alone." ”

Jin Jidong said: "Then what are you good at Xiuying?" ”

Suyoung said, "Actually, my stunt was hosted by a TV shopping host. ”

"What's that?"

"TV shopping can also be wrapped in real people."

"Let's introduce it."

Xiuying turned her gaze to the left-hand side, looked at the four men in the distance and said, "Actually, I observed the four over there, they should sell well if they are made into goods, right?" ”

Sika also followed Xiuying's gaze, but when she saw the four men, she was stunned, where did these four monsters come from?

Sitting in the first row is a man with glasses in his thirties, who looks nothing special, but this guy has a gourd face, and the bottom is wider than the top, which looks a little nondescript. And judging from the height at which he sat up, Sika should have been only one meter six tall. The second one is called Wu Zhixian, needless to say, this guy looks superb, and he is almost at the same level as the second senior brother. When the third goods saw them looking over, they took off their glasses coquettishly, put on an expressionless face, and pretended to be cool and handsome, but after taking off the glasses, the little eyes were only funny, how could they be half handsome. As for the last man, this guy actually has extremely coquettish long hair, but this does not make him handsome at all, but because of the long hair and black-rimmed glasses, he looks like a veteran actor in an island romance action movie.

Sika slapped her forehead, she hadn't paid attention to it just now, but now she was shocked when she saw it, these four monsters were sitting together, what a cheat.

Jin Jidong smiled and said, "I think no one will buy these four, but if Xiuying can sell them, she will definitely become the most powerful person in this industry." ”

"Then you can sell it here."

Su-young began a tirade: "Hello everyone, I'm Choi so-young, the host of Star TV Shopping, and the products we introduce to you today are the four kinds of ugly sets. ”

"The first product is a short and ugly human shape, you can take a look, the feature of this product is that it is very small, and you should pay special attention not to lose it when you use it, it will happen to you."

"If you don't like the small ones, that's okay, we've got an ugly oversized figure for you later, characterized by a ridiculous look, and you'll laugh when you press the button next to it."

"The third item is...... Ah, I'm sorry, our goods will also be unqualified, this you will be on the way, anyway, it is impossible to return after buying, so you should pay special attention when you choose. ”

"The next product is a little interesting, and when you press the button when you are chatting with melancholy, you will make a fudu dudu sound."

"So the combined price of these four products is only 9,900 yuan."

"Click" The four people were like being pierced through the chest by a sharp arrow, and their expressions became quite speechless, this is regarded as a commodity, but the gross adds up to only 9900 yuan, no, we want to protest, we want to increase the price.

Xiuying still felt that it was not enough, and continued to mend the knife: "See, audience friends, don't want 99,000, don't want 49,000, don't even want 10,000, as long as 9,900 yuan, four unique ugly figures can be taken home, what are you waiting for, hurry up, hurry up and buy it, the first one can be half price." ”

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Jin Jidong also came to join in the fun: "Xiuying, the goods you produce are not qualified, and these few will cost 9,900 yuan, which is too expensive." ”

Xiuying spread her hands: "That's why I said that the first one came at half price." ”

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Sika glanced at Xiuying, of course these were not improvised by Xiuying, but there was a script for a long time, and he had communicated with these people before, otherwise Xiuying's IQ would not have been able to say so.

This is the reality of the Korean entertainment industry, these little-known stars are like this, they can only laugh when they are distracted from their appearance on the show, and they can't get angry at all. What Xiuying said just now was actually a bit excessive, but this was not what Xiuying wanted to say, she also answered according to the process of the script.

This is the sorrow of an artist who is not famous, anyway, Sika will not swallow his anger, if anyone dares to say this, whether intentionally or unintentionally, as long as he dares to say it, no matter what the occasion, he will definitely turn his face immediately, and even do it, no one will give face.

Next, Jin Jidong taunted the foursome a few more words, but in the end he was tragic and took himself into the ditch, and the foursome insisted on pulling him to the best ugly man in Girls' Generation.

Sika's face is weird, these people are really good at playing, what is the evaluation of this best ugly man, aren't they all ugly men? I don't know why they still feel honored.

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Ji Seok-jin took the script and said, "Today we are all in Girls' Generation, Taeyeon, Sika, Yoona, Yoo-ri, Tiffany, Seo-hyun, Hyo-yeon, so-young, Sunny"

After reading the names of the girls, Kim Jidong took over the words: "Wu Zhixian has a wish, that is, I hope that Girls' Generation will sing a song for him." ”

"Really?" Wu Zhixian asked in surprise.

"Of course."

Then Wu Zhixian came to the middle of the stage and sat on a chair, while the girls gathered around him.

The nine innocent and lovely beautiful girls are quite eye-catching, but the gorilla that messes in the middle is what's going on, completely ruining the atmosphere created by the girls.

Even Jin Jidong said with a smile: "This gorilla children's shoes, you are still cross-legged, this is the eighth wonder of the world." ”

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