Chapter 40: Three Black and Dirty Routines

Turning off the record interface, Wang Ziling held his chin and waited for a long time without waiting for Bai Ke, so he could only rely on the guidance of the audience to visit his live broadcast room. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, looking at the full screen of 666 and vibrators in the live broadcast room of Baike, Wang Ziling was confused.

[barrage] tyrant imperial government: "Can anyone tell me what the situation is?? ”

The gray-faced white guest found Wang Ziling's barrage with sharp eyes, and suddenly remembered the previous agreement with him

"Is the tyrant coming, sorry sorry. I'll add you Q, Q private message to me. The white guest in the camera scratched the back of his head and looked embarrassed.

【Barrage】"66666"

[barrage] "Where is the tyrant? ”

[barrage] "What? The tyrant is coming greatly?? ”

[barrage] "Is the trench the first Kirito!" ”

[barrage] "I saw the barrage sent by the tyrant, on it." ”

[barrage] "Don't brush too fast, I can't find it." ”

[barrage] "Tyrant, let me tell you, there is a vibrator hidden in the big cousin's house!" ”

【Barrage】"233333"

[barrage] "Dig this, who posted this stalk?" It's all blowing up over there! ”

【Barrage】"666666"

[barrage] "Tomorrow's headlines are here. ”

"What's the vibrator....... What is a vibrator? Wang Ziling looked confused, whether he was before or after the crossing, he was just a simple dead otaku, he had never understood this kind of dirty thing, and no one had popularized it for him, so he didn't understand what these people were talking about at all.

"Xinyuan, do you know what a vibrator is?" Wang Ziling turned his head suspiciously and asked at Xinyuan

But his question was not answered, because Xinyuan suddenly blushed without knowing what was going on, turned his back and ran away

"Huh?" Wang Ziling's face became even more confused when he saw this, but his intuition told him that something very terrifying would definitely happen if he went to ask now, so he resolutely did not dwell on the abnormality of his heart, and turned his head to ask Du Niang

The omniscient Du Niang, please realize my ah-woo string of words, start over...... Omniscient Du Niang, please solve the mystery and present the truth in front of me!

Then, Wang Ziling received a large picture of a stick ♂, and the reverie-inducing shape conveyed the meaning of the phrase 18x to every human with common sense. Wang Ziling frowned, instantly burst out of his hand speed to turn off the previewer, breathed a long sigh of relief, deleted all the mess in his mind, replaced it with a gentle smile as always, and sent the QQ number to Bai Ke casually

Buckle the outside and almost step into the world of adults

However, even if he pretends that nothing has happened, the ruthless audience will not let him go

[barrage] "Policeman, someone is driving!" ”

【Barrage】"6666666"

[barrage] "The most beautiful operation of the first Kirito is to look at the beep picture in front of thousands of people. ”

[barrage] "The hand speed just now is much faster than when you played Kirito!" ”

[barrage] "openly show off your car skills, I didn't say anything." ”

[barrage] "Serve the brothers." ”

Wang Ziling took a sip of water to hide his embarrassment, and clicked on the QQ message to accept a friend application. Looking at the sword heart avatar of Nasao Bao, as well as the string of classic pretending quotes on the QQ signature, needless to say, it is definitely a white customer.

【QQ Private Chat】Tyrant Emperor: "Spicy Chicken Kenshin Open the Mai." ”

[QQ private chat] Bai Ke: "Of course you have to open the spicy chicken Tongren, hurry up, YY room number is reported." ”

【QQ Private Chat】Tyrant Emperor: "524xxx"

[QQ Private Chat] Bai Ke: "Come in, you add me 300 and let's open a plate." ”

【QQ Private Chat】Tyrant Emperor: "You wait, I'll call someone first." ”

"Heartsource!" Wang Ziling pulled out his chair and shouted at the top of his voice

"What." Holding two washed apples, Xinyuan returned to the living room and tilted his head to look at him

"Come 300, Sanhei."

"Okay, I'll turn on the computer." Xinyuan took a bite of the apple, handed the other one to Wang Ziling, then pushed him away, took out a black laptop under the computer desk, plugged it in and turned it on.

Wang Ziling consciously came over with a chair, side by side next to the computer chair, moved the display screen and keyboard so that Xinyuan could put the computer next to him, and took a bite of the apple.

"You say," Wang Ziling asked, chewing on the flesh, "shouldn't we buy a computer desk, it's inconvenient to have to huddle together every time we play with computers." ”

Because there is only a computer desk in the room and a plug in the corner, it is a bit unrealistic to want to play on the tea table, so I can only buy another table and place it in the corner.

"I refuse." Xinyuan rejected Wang Ziling's proposal with an expressionless face

Seeing this, Wang Ziling shrugged his shoulders indifferently and stopped mentioning the matter.

After the three of them added game friends to each other and started to line up, Xinyuan suddenly asked, "Aren't you going to open the microphone, tell me the room number." ”

"No need, I'll just sit next to you, and I want some wheat."

"But"

"There's no need for this, I say no, I don't need it." The prince had a stiff face, and his attitude was rarely a little tough

"......" Xinyuan glanced at him suspiciously, his eyes rolled a few times, as if he understood something, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a faint smile

"If you can't do it, you can't do it, why do you have a straight face."

"Is there one?" Wang Ziling touched his chin, changed to a bright and sunny expression in a blink of an eye, and smiled like a sunflower, "Then how about this expression." ”

"Wow." Xinyuan folded his hands on his chest and shrank exaggeratedly, with a surprised and disgusting expression, "It's weird, don't do this in the future." ”

"Qi." Wang Ziling turned his head depressedly and said no more

"I said, do we want to form a three-black routine?" Bai Ke's deep voice came from the earbuds

"Okay." Prince Ling said

"What routine do you want to play?"

"Hmm...... Or the future, the stone man and the king of the set, I've seen this routine before, it's quite dirty. ”

"Okay, the stone man belongs to me, and I'm good at junglers!"

"Then I'll choose the future, uh...... Small Race Play Set. The word Xinyuan that originally blurted out was swallowed into Wang Ziling's stomach and changed to the game ID of Xinyuan.

"Xiao Sai or something, it's too ugly." Xinyuan shrugged his nose and said dishappily

"I'm willing, can you handle it?" Wang Ziling's face was pale, and he began to habitually die again

"Hmph, whatever you want."

For the sake of my lord's good mood today, I will spare your life.

[Sprinkled a wave of invisible dog food, begging for collection, asking for rewards, asking for recommendations]