It is said that in a certain lunar year, lunar month, lunar time, lunar minute, and lunar second, accompanied by a cry of laughter, our protagonist, the silly bird fell to the ground. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

At this time, a voice came, strange, strange, really strange, the person who spoke turned out to be a mother-in-law, she was a person who specialized in delivering babies on this ten miles and eight streets, and others called her a midwife.

I saw her say: "I have delivered babies all my life, oh, no, not my life, I'm afraid that no one has been born to laugh since ancient times." It seems that this doll is unusual!

At this time, the midwife took a closer look at the doll, it doesn't matter if she doesn't look at it, she was startled when she saw it, what kind of person is this! It looks more like a monkey.

I saw that he was much thinner than the average baby, and his skin was slightly dark, and at the same time there was a little furry hair on his face, and he said that he was a monkey, maybe some people believed him.

At this time, some people may say that it is a little hairy, is it abnormal? It's like a brother. But you must know that he is a newborn child, how can anyone be born with hair?

Then there was another burst of laughter, and I saw that the newborn baby's lips were sometimes turned up thirty degrees, sometimes fifteen degrees, and sometimes slightly up, like the smile of Monla Lisa.

The laughter is heart-wrenching and moving. The laughter sounded so harsh, as if a ghost was crying wolf.

Even more surprising than the laughter was the green dot between his eyebrows, which glowed faintly green, but soon turned white again, and then red again.......

It's just changing all sorts of colors. After about three minutes, the light slowly faded away, leaving only a black dot that was really hard to see on his slightly darkened face if you didn't look closely.

However, there was still one thing that they overlooked, and when the spot between his eyebrows and eyes shone differently, the withered flowers in his yard actually bloomed again, but as the light disappeared, the blooming flowers withered again, leaving no trace, as if nothing had happened.

At this time, the midwife holding the baby kept shaking her hands, obviously she was frightened by the scene in front of her, only to see her pinch herself with her hand, after confirming that it was not a dream, she was so frightened that she hurriedly threw the newborn baby on the bed, pulled her legs and ran, and there were still bursts of laughter behind her.

Since then, there have been such rumors in this village, saying: "The Li family gave birth to a strange baby, this baby still has fine fluff on its face, and this baby can only laugh, not cry ......."

Then the more bizarre it became, and later some people called him the incarnation of a monster, and if he grew up, it would be terrible.

After all, the villagers didn't bother them because of this.

First, the Li family is an outsider, so they are cautious in doing things, generous and honest, and sincere.

Second, the countryside here is simple, and the villagers are like a family, living in harmony and enjoying themselves.

Although the villagers did not embarrass them because of this, this matter was like a stone that was always placed on his heart.

The first thing they thought of was that maybe the baby had some strange disease, so they decided to take him around for medical treatment.

So they came to the township hospital first, and the township hospital said that you should go to the town hospital, and the town hospital waved its hand helplessly, saying that you should go to the city hospital!

The city hospital also felt very strange, so it gathered many experts to come for consultation, and finally the hospital came to the conclusion that the cause was unknown, the pathology was unknown, and there was no way to cure it.

When this conclusion was reached, the Li family felt that the sky had fallen suddenly, but at this time, a woman named Wang Po in the same village said: "Is this baby possessed by demons, why don't you go to Hu Yixian." ”

Hu Yixian, a legendary character, is said to know his past life, understand his present life, and calculate the future.

It is also said that he can use the art of strange doors and can subdue demons and eliminate demons. In short, the preaching is divine.

But how can Hu Yixian's legendary big man be met by us, I saw Father Li said.

"I heard that he has been haunting the wilderness mountains recently, where can you go to see it." Wang Po said.

The wilderness and mountains, endless, covering an area of about 100 miles, contain many jackals, tigers and leopards, it is a very dangerous place.

However, for the sake of the Li family, he decided to go to the wilderness and mountains no matter what, and Hu Yixian was his last hope.

In this way, Father Li and Mother Li carried our little wonder on the road.

After about a month's long journey, they finally reached the foot of the wilderness mountain.

At this time, I saw Li's mother say: "Hey, I'm tired, husband, look, my shoes are worn out!" I saw my wife coquettishly

"You're just wearing out your shoes, you see my feet are worn out". The husband said.

"I'm a woman, my feet are not worn out, you are a big man's feet are worn out, and I am not afraid of others laughing when you say it."

"That's right, I'm a big man, but you don't look at what I'm holding in my arms? I've been holding our baby for a whole month. ”

At this time, I saw Li's mother look at the baby in her husband's arms and didn't say anything more.

You may ask why they don't go in a carriage but on foot, and if they get kicked in the head by a donkey.

Here I have to explain to you that there are many small roads in their village, and there are many mountain roads out of the village. Not to mention the carriage, even if you ride a donkey, you can't get through.

Why don't they ride a scooter, you may ask? How convenient! Then I can only regret that the food told you that their small mountain village could not afford these high-end goods at that time.

After a long time, I saw my wife say sadly, "Alas, a month has passed, I don't know if that Hu Yixian is still in the mountains." ”

"Maybe it's here, maybe it's not, it all depends on chance." I saw Dad Li looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and said in a deep voice.

At this time, I saw the faint sunset shining on Father Li's face, which looked particularly vicissitudes.

"Come on! Pretend to be deep in front of me. Li's mother's words woke him up.

Father Li was pulled back to reality by this sentence, and coughed twice without embarrassment to eliminate the mood he had just pretended.

The two of them were already exhausted from the month-long journey, so they rested for a few days at the inn here.

It was the third day, and when the morning sun shyly showed its big clumsy head, the sound of drums came from outside the inn.

The couple felt strange, so they leaned on the window and looked out.

At this time, the drum beater shouted, "Recruit mercenaries, recruit mercenaries, recruit mercenaries to go to the wilderness and mountains."

When they heard this, the husband and wife were extremely excited, knowing that the wilderness and mountains were extremely dangerous. If you can join the mercenaries, the safety factor will be greatly improved.

So they hurried out of the inn and came to the gong ringer and said that we were going to join the mercenaries.

The one who struck the gong said, "If you want to join the mercenaries, go over there and sign up."

So the husband and wife came to the registration office.

At this time, the person in charge of registration said, "The height of the man is not enough, no." Women don't recruit, no. Hey, what are you doing with this little baby? ”

"Ao, we want to take him to the wilderness mountains to find Hu Yixian." The wife said.

When they heard this, everyone burst into laughter, they actually took a child into the wilderness of the mountain, this is the first time they have encountered this situation, it seems that they do not know how dangerous it is, is it they who want to go?

"Please, let's join!" The wife said.

No, we have a clear rule that no women, no children, and no men under 1.8 meters, so the three of you should get out of here!

"Please, we don't know what disease our child has? We've been to all the hospitals and found a lot of doctors, but we just can't see the disease. I heard that Hu Yixian is very skilled, but he is the last hope for our children. I heard that he appeared in the wilderness mountain not long ago, if we can't find him now, in the future, where he will go, we don't know, he is a dragon without a head or tail! The wife said in a pleading voice.

There's nothing I can do about it, so let's go!

At that moment, one of the people next to him said, "Do you know that it is very dangerous there, are you not afraid?" "It was a big man dressed in blue.

Hearing this voice, the person in charge of registration immediately became respectful. It turned out that he was the captain of the mercenary, named Liu Huaguo. Everyone else respectfully calls him Captain Liu.

"Don't be afraid, for the sake of my children, even if I lose my life, I am willing." The wife said.

"Yes, for the sake of the children, it doesn't matter what we want. Even if we can't join the mercenaries, we have to go for the sake of the children. The husband said.

When he heard this, Captain Liu's eyes had a little more tenderness, but they quickly swept away. He said, "In that case, then you can join!" ”

"But, captain."

"But what? I said let them join".

"Yes, Captain. In that case, you should hurry up and prepare, and soon we will be leaving," said the person in charge.

No one knows why the captain, who has always been serious and disciplined, would break this rule for the sake of three people he didn't know.

Maybe only he knows the answer!

Since then, the mercenaries have spread the legend that once, not only a man less than 1.8 meters was joined by the mercenaries, but also a woman, and the most ridiculous thing was that a doll who couldn't walk was also joined.

However, such a strange thing happened to them.

Soon after, there was the sound of drums.

I saw the drum-beaters shouting, "Assemble, assemble, mercenaries assemble." ”

Soon, the team was assembled, counting about a hundred people, including the three who were considered different.

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