Chapter 808: A woman who wants to vomit is pregnant
"Concerned about your size, drive!" Shang Yueying glared at Thunder Blade fiercely, but his face turned red inadvertently, and he hurriedly lowered his head and looked at the document, but thinking of Thunder Blade's dashing skills just now, he couldn't read a word, and he always felt that such a person should be the dragon and phoenix among people, and sooner or later he would soar into the sky, and he couldn't help but worry in his heart.
Lei Blade looked at Shang Yueying's cramped expression, and couldn't help but feel happy in his heart, and started the car while whistling.
Thunderblade had stayed in Shang Yueying's apartment last time, and this time he was naturally familiar with the road, so he quickly found the direction and drove the car into the underground parking lot.
Shang Yueying led the Thunder Blade to the door, and was just about to take out the key to open the door, but the door opened from the inside, and then saw Shang Yueyun in pajamas rushing out directly, jumping onto the Thunder Blade's body at once, hanging on the Thunder Blade's waist like a koala.
Although Shang Yueyun just regarded the Thunder Blade as a big brother, Shang Yueying couldn't help frowning, and scolded loudly: "Xiaoyun, hurry down, what do you look like?" ”
Shang Yueyun turned a deaf ear to Shang Yueying's reprimand, holding the head of the Thunder Blade with both hands, his feet clamped between the waist poles of the Thunder Blade, staring at the Thunder Blade with resentful eyes and asking, "Brother Lei, why are you here now, I'm dying of hunger." ”
"There were two small minions on the way, so it was a little delayed. Since you're hungry, hurry down and I'll cook for you. Lei Jian shook his head, Shang Yueyun could ignore Shang Yueying's scolding, but he didn't dare, who knew if Lu Dao knocked over the vinegar jar, the bad-tempered Shang in front of him would not be mad on the spot.
Shang Yueyun reluctantly jumped down, then looked at the dish in Lei Blade's hand, opened his mouth wide and exclaimed, "Wow, what a big fish!" Brother Lei, let's eat fish at noon today! ”
Thunderblade walked in and asked, "You don't like to eat fish?" ”
"Hee-hee! That's up to who's doing it. As long as it is made by Brother Lei, I like to eat it. Shang Yueyun said very powerfully.
Lei Blade's eyes were about to narrow into a slit proudly, but Shang Yueying on the side pursed her lips a little sourly, from childhood to adulthood, she, as an elder sister, took care of her sister meticulously, and she hadn't received such praise, but this guy was praised like this after cooking a few meals, he was really unwilling, and couldn't help urging: "What are you still doing here, do you want to starve us to death?" ”
Such a reprimand startled Shang Yueyun beside him, and looked back at Shang Yueying in a daze, as if he didn't know him anymore, but he looked embarrassed by Shang Yueying, and hurriedly said, "I'll go in and change my clothes." Then he fled and hid in the bedroom.
Shang Yueyun turned her head and asked at Thunder Blade, "Brother Lei, what's wrong with my sister?" ”
"I don't know, maybe her relatives are here! Okay, I'll go to the kitchen to cook, lest your sister come out and discipline me again. Lei Jian picked up the food and walked straight to the kitchen, of course he knew where Shang Yueying's anger came from, so he didn't bother with her.
Watching one flee into the bedroom in a gloomy manner, and the other running into the kitchen with a weak heart, Shang Yueyun shook her little brain and sighed to herself: "Are my sister and Brother Lei the legendary happy enemies?" ”
Thunder Blade's cooking speed is just like his character, he doesn't drag his feet, he just waits for the most appropriate heat to put the dishes in, and then calculates the time to bring the dishes out, and the whole process is done in one go.
"Wow! What a tender fish! Shang Yueyun put a piece in his mouth and couldn't help but admire.
Shang Yueying also picked up the chopsticks and put a piece of fish meat in her mouth, only to feel that the fish meat was tender and smooth, just like the meat of a baby, with a slight sour taste, while suppressing the fishy smell, it retained the freshness of the fish, even if it was in a star-rated hotel, it was also first-class.
"This guy is good at fighting, driving well, good English, and can cook good dishes, it's really perfect, it's just too careful, and when he meets a beautiful woman, it's like a cat smelling fishy, hum!" Shang Yueying thought of this, and the beautiful words just now suddenly turned into a sour vinegar, and said in her heart that this guy had already applied for a certificate with Su Biluo, so would Su Biluo let him leave his company?
After all, Shang Yueying also knew that with the ability of the Thunder Blade, it was completely condescending to be a security guard.
Just when Shang Yueying was suffering from gains and losses, Shang Yueyun suddenly smiled and said, "Brother Lei, you can resign from my sister's company." ”
Hearing Shang Yueyun's words, Shang Yueying felt like someone had been hammered in her heart, and she screamed "ah".
"Sister, you're fine, right?" Shang Yueyun and Thunder Blade both cast their eyes over and asked with concern.
"Ahem...... Shang Yueying coughed dryly, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and rushed towards the bathroom quickly.
Shang Yueyun looked at Lei Jian with wide eyes, and squeezed out a sentence for a long time: "Brother Lei, my sister can't be pregnant, right?" ”
"Pregnant fart, your sister and I haven't done it for more than two months." Lei Jian naturally didn't tell Shang Yueyun what was in his heart, but just waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, when the time comes, let your sister hear it, and your sister will have to clean you up again." ”
Shang Yueyun must also be afraid of Shang Yueying, so he hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand and nodded obediently at the Thunder Blade.
Lei Blade pointed in the direction of the bathroom and motioned for Shang Yueyun to run over to see if Shang Yueying was a god.
Shang Yueyun jumped down from the chair, ran to the door of the bathroom and looked, then her eyes widened, as if she had seen an alien, she turned her head and shouted at Lei Blade: "Brother Lei, I really said it, my sister is really pregnant." ”
The corners of Lei Blade's mouth twitched, wondering what Shang Yueyun had seen, and couldn't help but walk over from the dining room, only halfway through, he suddenly heard Shang Yueying roaring in the toilet: "Shang Yueyun, what nonsense are you talking about, believe it or not, I'll find a needle to sew your mouth together!" ”
Shang Yueyun was so frightened that she hurriedly stretched out her hand to block her mouth, but her big eyes rolled and she asked suspiciously, "But, I saw you vomiting just now!" ”
"Who told you that vomiting is pregnant?" Shang Yueying asked angrily.
Shang Yueyun thought for a while, and said seriously: "That's how it is played on TV, women who want to vomit are pregnant!" ”
Shang Yueying almost fainted when she heard Shang Yueyun's words, and she made up her mind that she would not let Shang Yueyun watch that kind of brain-dead TV series in the future.
Shang Yueyun couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "Sister, you're not pregnant, so what are you vomiting there?" ”
Shang Yueying wiped her mouth, raised her head and said to Shang Yueyun very depressedly, "It's okay to be stuck by a thorn?" ”