In the second class, it was still our lovely Chen Daoxian. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He said, "In this lesson, what is the Word? Do any of you know anything about the Word? ”

Seeing that no one answered, he stroked his beard and said, "I won't tell you any big truths, and you won't understand them." I'll just say it simply and vividly! The so-called Tao begets one, one begets two, two begets three, and three begets all things. It can be seen that the Tao is the origin of all things. However, everyone has the Dharma, and the Tao is born from the heart, so if you want to realize the Dao, you must not understand the original heart, this is the Dao Dharma,"

After saying that, he proudly stroked his beard again. Said: "Do you understand? Does anyone have any insights? ”

But there was a silent silence, and after a moment someone said, "Let me try." ”

At a glance, it turned out that he was Murong Blowing Snow.

He said: "All things are small paths, heaven and earth are avenues, and only by penetrating heaven and earth can we become their avenues." And the Tao is born from the heart, so when you understand the Tao, you must first understand its original heart. That is, to understand the way with the heart. ”

With that, he looked around, then sat down proudly.

"Well, that's right, is there anyone else down there who has realized anything?" Chen Daoxian said.

He looked down, and no one was standing up anymore.

"If no one takes the initiative to speak, then I'm going to call. Then ask Li Yiniao to answer. ”

"This, this, I think the Tao, is the meaning of the truth, why is it the truth? Because that's what it is. Li Yiniao replied hesitantly. His face was flushed with shame.

"It's not a very good answer. It seems that you don't have a Dao heart! Chen Daoxian sighed.

And so the lesson ended.

Soon, the third class came.

The third class teaches magic, and the teacher who taught them was a big beauty, and I saw that she was 1.70 meters tall, with skin like snow and a face like the moon, which was very good-looking.

She opened her mouth and said, "Hello students, my name is Sugar Caiyun, you can call me Sister Caiyun, and I will be your magic teacher from now on." ”

She continued: "The subject of magic, in fact, is not profound, but it is not profound? In fact, it is also profound. We usually compare magic to Taoism. Taoist cultivation mainly lies in the heart, and it focuses on a kind of understanding. Magic, on the other hand, is the result of a kind of control over the substances of nature. ”

She looked at the blank eyes under the stand and said, "It seems that you still don't understand much, so I'll give you an example!" We all know that the world is material, and matter is made up of molecules or atoms. For example, there is an element called h and o in the air. What if we combined two H elements and one O element? As she spoke, she began to read magic. I saw a small drop of water appear on her hand. ”

She asked, "We all know that H is combustible and O is combustible and O is combustible so what happens if I split water into H and O and reach the ignition point of H?" She recited the incantation, and a flame appeared in her hand. ”

She finally said, "You all saw it! The same H and O, but due to the combination of different and completely different results, so in the future learning process must be used flexibly, otherwise it may be missed. (Here, I have to confess one thing to you, that is, my brother is a scumbag in high school, if there is a mistake, please don't blame it, don't blame it)

Seeing this, the stupid bird remembered the scene when Xiao Duo treated him at the beginning, maybe she made a mistake with the magic, and almost lost his life.

Thinking of this, he nodded slightly. I finally got it a little bit.

In this way, the lesson was spent with a foolish bird's nod of understanding.

The fourth lesson is attended by a wizard.

This wizard stunned everyone as soon as he appeared.

She didn't come here, she floated over in a big magic orb.

I saw her wearing a wizard's hat, a wizard's suit, a wizard's wand, and sitting on a magic ball.

The years have carved deep wrinkles on her face.

She said, "Students, I am your future witchcraft teacher. You can call me Grandma from now on. Today I'm going to introduce you to the whole concept of witchcraft. In fact, witchcraft is similar to magic, except that witchcraft is too evil, and at the same time its counter-effect is too strong, as the saying goes, if you hurt a thousand enemies, you will lose 800 yourself. That's it. Therefore, witchcraft is not taken seriously. ”

She paused here before adding, "Although it is not mainstream magic, we should still know something about it, so that we don't know how to save ourselves in the future. ”

She looked around and said solemnly, "So what should we do when we encounter a powerful wizard?" You must remember that when we meet a powerful wizard, we must not look into his eyes in the first place, because the eyes are the windows of the soul, which go straight to the heart and will double the curse. Secondly, we can't listen to his spells, because his spells will lose your mind and make you swoon, and finally we can't look at his lips, because curses are all spoken by the lips, so there is magic attached to them. Do you all know? ”

But at this moment, a very discordant voice came out, and it turned out to be someone snoring. It was clear that she had fallen asleep.

Grandma suddenly became angry, and she said loudly: "The classmate next to her called her up." ”

So the same table shook her and shouted, "Li Xingyu, get up quickly." ”

However, there was no response.

I saw that the same table shook her again.

At this time, she seemed to wake up and said, "I hate it, people are still dreaming?" Don't disturb my sleep. ”

When the class saw this, they burst into laughter.

Li Xingyu was suddenly awakened by these laughter, she looked at the teacher, only to see that she was covered with dark clouds, and knew that she had made her unhappy.

Sure enough, Grandma said, "You answer me, what should I do if I meet a powerful wizard?" ”

"Hmm......" The fat girl looked around, eager for help, but seeing Grandma's expression at this time, no one dared to speak.

So, Li Xingyu lowered his head and said, "I don't know." ”

"Well, you don't know," Grandma looked at the list and said, "Then Li Yiniao came to tell her." ”

"I—I think so! Encountering a powerful wizard, we should run away immediately. The silly bird replied.

Hearing the words of the stupid bird, the whole class suddenly laughed even more happily. And the second woman was so angry that she rolled her eyes. Angry, he said, "You two will write down the knowledge I just gave you a hundred times. Hear no. ”

"What did you just teach us?" Silly Bird asked, scratching his head.

Hearing this, the second woman was suddenly so angry that she couldn't speak.

And the class boiled, and just like that, the class ended.

The next man to appear was a big man, I saw that he was more than eight feet tall, his face was full of muscles, his eyes were angry, and he seemed to be angry that someone owed him eight cents and didn't pay it back.

He walked to the podium, looked at the noisy class below, and suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped his palm on the podium, and the podium was instantly torn apart.

At this time, he said: "Anyone who dares to make noise in my class is like that, so be obedient in my class." ”

Then he said: "My name is Qiang Wencheng, in the future, you will call me Teacher Qiang, and in the future, I will be your main course, that is, the teacher of the soldier course, as a soldier, he has always rushed to the forefront of the war, so he has to bear the most attacks." This requires you to have a strong constitution to withstand attacks from the other side. ”

Then he looked at the bottom of the lookout and said very seriously: "Train more in peacetime and shed less blood in wartime, so I want to train you like a devil, have you heard?" ”

He looked down the stage, but the audience was speechless, apparently frightened by him.

Seeing this, Teacher Qiang punched another podium again, only to see the podium turn to ashes in an instant. said: "Answer me, did you hear it?" ”

"I heard that," the students replied.

"Be louder, I didn't hear it"

"I heard" a loud voice resounded in the sky.

Then he added: "As a warrior, you have to be observant, for them life and death are often in an instant. So what did you learn from the table I just photographed? Next, I would like to ask Li Xingyu to answer. ”

"Well, through this, I know that the teacher's kung fu is very good." Li Xingyu replied.

"That's a fair answer." The teacher said.

"Next, Murong Blowing Snow will answer this question," Teacher Qiang said.

"Through everything that happened just now, if I'm not mistaken, these two palms are actually very different" Murong Chuixue paused.

"Well, go on," the teacher said.

"First of all, the first palm was purely slapped, so the table fell apart. And the second palm hand slightly emitted white light, so the second palm should have used the combination of true qi and power, and as a result, the table was smashed into ashes, because of this difference, so the power of the second palm was far greater than the first palm, which shows the power of the true qi. ”

"Well, that's good. I observed it very carefully and understood it very thoroughly. The teacher nodded slightly.

"Now, Zhang Xiaole will answer this question," the teacher said.

I saw Zhang Xiaole's eyes turn and said: "Through this, I saw that the teacher's skill is really powerful, and he smashed the table with a random palm, which shows that he has reached the point of being superb, making my admiration for the teacher like a surging river......

Xiaole's words made the teacher with a serious expression show a faint smile.

"Well, I didn't get to the point, but it was very pertinent," the teacher replied with satisfaction.

"Then the stupid bird will answer this question," the teacher said.

"Through this, I found that the quality of these two tables does not seem to be very good, and I slapped them apart with one palm. It can be seen that if it is replaced with an iron table, the teacher may not be able to slap it. The silly bird replied.

A sentence made the class laugh.

Xiaole also muttered: "This kid is so funny, funnier than me"

Looking at the teacher again, the originally smiling face suddenly became cloudy, and said, "That's all for this class, end of class." ”

And the stupid bird touched his head, as if he hadn't realized that he had said anything wrong.

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