18 Tricks

The white shadow swooped into the forest, although Fang Wei was small, but his movements were extremely fast, he grabbed the placket of the man in white with an arrow step, the man in white let go of his hands, and the placket was dragged down by Fang Wei, Fang Wei was stunned for a moment with the empty clothes, and then shouted, "Boy, don't run!" ”

"Front, in front. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo”

"It seems that Fang Wei is shouting."

"Let's see if you catch it?"

The next few tolerances followed suit.

"Ah, there!" It was dark and dense, and they couldn't see it very clearly, but they knew that the kid was dressed in white, and everyone couldn't help but be overjoyed when they saw a white shadow not far away.

"Little bunny, look baby!" The man surnamed Feng took out the ghost rope from his pocket, shook the rope in the air twice, and then threw it forward vigorously, "Boy, take it!" ”

The tolerance surnamed Feng was extremely strong, and the throwing was accurate, and the white shadow in front of him was firmly trapped, and the tolerance surnamed Feng hurriedly beckoned to his subordinates, "Come on, come on, I'll catch that kid." ”

A few people next to him ran over to help, and everyone felt that they were pulling desperately, and several people competed, "Boy, you still want to run, you can come over for me!" ”

"Bang!" The person over there was pulled and flew over, because he couldn't hold back his strength too hard, the person who was pulled smashed heavily on the body of a few tolerances, and one of the tolerances held the people on the ground firmly with both hands, "This kid is still a little brute, brothers, hold him down!" ”

"Grandma's, let you run!" A few tolerances punched and kicked, and the people on the ground groaned twice, "Stop, oops, all ****** stop, I'm Fang Wei!" ”

Fang Wei? A few tolerances stopped their hands, and the tolerance surnamed Feng scratched his head, "Listening to this voice, it seems that it is really Fang Wei." ”

"Of course I'm Fang Wei!" The man on the ground got up, "I was just about to catch that kid, but I was pulled back by a few of you, your grandmother's, you are blind, and your brain is licked by the dog, ouch。。。。。。 ”

"Then why don't you speak?" The small-eyed man said, "You shouted, 'Caught the wrong person,' and we understood, didn't we?" This black light is blinding, and you don't say a word, how can we know that you are Fang Wei? ”

"Your rope is around my neck, I was almost strangled to death by you, your hands are still so heavy, Wang Wu, was that kick in my face just now? You're fucking shit, oops。。。。。。 ”

"Alright, alright!" The tolerance surnamed Feng reconciled from the middle, "It's okay, everyone eats this bowl of rice from the public, bumps and bumps are inevitable, Fang Wei, don't care too much, one day my brother will set the table and drink wine to make amends for you." ”

"That's pretty much it." Fang Wei nodded, rubbed his face and stood up.

"That kid may have run away a long time ago, let's go back!" Wang Wu proposed.

"This forest is not too big, and the little bastard can't run far." Fang Wei spat on the ground and was beaten for no reason, Fang Wei was on fire in his heart, and he threw this breath on the kid who was pretending to be a ghost.

"Let's look for it separately and search carefully, whoever sees the trace of that kid will greet everyone, understand?" The tolerance surnamed Feng ordered.

"Got it, big brother." A few tolerances should be answered.

The sky became darker and darker, and the vegetation in the forest was luxuriant, and a few people were like looking for a needle in a haystack, stumbling like headless flies.

"I'm here, good grandson, come to grandpa!" A thin figure flashed in front of Wang Wu, Wang Wu pulled out the steel knife with a "chok", shook off the big stride and kept moving, "Boy, don't run." ”

The kid's body was agile, and he got into the grass in two strokes, and Wang Wu chased after him, "Boy, I'm going to catch up with you, you can't run." ”

The weeds in front were dense, half a person high, Wang Wu chased two steps and disappeared, and he couldn't help but think in his heart, it was too easy to hide someone here, and it was a fool's dream to find out this, so let's go back, Wang Wu shook his head and turned around and walked back.

"Whoosh!" The short boy came out of the grass not far away, Wang Wuda was overjoyed, and chased after him with a few arrows, just as the kid stepped into the air, Wang Wufei went to a sweeping leg to sweep it, and then slapped the kid a few times with the back of the knife, and his mouth was indignant, "Your grandmother's, why didn't you run away?" Keep running! ”

"Wang Wu, your grandmother is a bear!" The people on the ground lifted Wang Wu off his body, "Are you fucking deliberately unable to get along with me?" ”

Wang Wu fixed his eyes and saw that the person in front of him was his accomplice Fang Wei, and he couldn't help blushing, "Brother Fang, you, look at this thing。。。。。。 β€œ

"Wang Wu, you ****** me pretending to be garlic here, I understand, it must be that you didn't feel happy last time I won your money, so you deliberately looked for my stubble, right? Your grandmother's, let's settle the account today, pull out your knife, if you win me, I will take off this official clothes and roll away, on the other hand, if I win you, you will fucking kowtow to me and admit your mistakes, okay? ”

"Brother Fang, it's too dark, and besides, your figure is about the same as that kid, brother, I'm dazzled and wrong, I'm really sorry。。。。。。" Wang Wu's bitter explanation.

"Fart, your eyes are waist-long? How can you admit your mistakes again and again, damn, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you today! Fang Wei kicked at Wang Wu, Wang Wu dodged away, and kept apologizing in his mouth, "Misunderstanding, everything is a misunderstanding, brother, I really saw it wrong." ”

"Misunderstand your mother's leg!" Fang Wei's two kicks were dodged by Wang Wu, Wang Wu kept retreating, not paying attention to the big tree behind him, "bang", Fang Wei punched Wang Wu in the face, Wang Wu was beaten into a panda eye because he hit the big tree and couldn't dodge.

"Your uncle!" Wang Wu was beaten to the fire, "Fang Wei, don't be embarrassed, I don't fight back because I take care of my brother's face, do you really think that your grandfather Wang is afraid of you?" ”

"Come on, you are not allowed to run today, whoever runs is the turtle son!" Fang Wei shook his fist.

"If I run, I'm your son!" Wang Wu touched his face, clenched his right hand into a fist and smashed it into Fang Wei's face, and scolded in his mouth, "Your grandfather has a big stinky foot!" ”

"Your grandmother is a little turtle grandson!" Two people, you punch me and kick me and quickly scuffle together.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Hearing the news, a few people rushed to pull the two people away, and Wang Wu shouted in his mouth, "You all get out of the way, watch me beat this father and mother to death today!" ”

"!" Fang Wei didn't show weakness, "Don't stop it, see if I don't kill him!" ”

"What are you doing, what are you doing monkey playing? It's ****** stop for Lao Tzu! After all, the tolerance surnamed Feng still has some prestige, he said angrily, "Fang Wei, Wang Wu, I don't care about the previous grievances of the two of you, but now that we have official business, Zhao Chuanwu has already gone up the mountain to inform Jiang Long, Lord Lin must rush to the White Lotus Sect Shanxi to divide the rudder tomorrow, if we can't catch up tomorrow, a few of our heads may have to move, and when we finish this trip, you two can fight me as much as you like, but if it annoys Lord Lin because of this matter, then we have to calculate it carefully, When the time comes, don't blame my surname Feng for being ruthless! ”

"Yes, yes, our business is a small matter, but Lord Lin's business is a big thing!" Several tolerances persuaded together, "Forget it, they are all brothers, why bother?" ”

"I looked at Lord Lin just now and looked very angry, you two can't bother everyone because of this little thing!"

Fang Wei flicked his sleeves, "The surname Wang, let you go this time, our business is not over!" ”

"I'm afraid you can't do it!"

Although the two people were unforgiving, the scene gradually became controlled, and several people helped each other out of the woods.

"Lord Lin!" The man surnamed Feng led a group of people to kneel in front of the sedan chair, "The subordinates are incompetent, let that kid run away, should we continue on the road or go to the farmhouse in front to rest?" ”

"Lao Tzu's clothes were all stripped away by that little bastard, and he went on a fart road!" Lin Haixian, who was sitting in the sedan chair, was furious, "You useless things, hurry up and get those sedan chair drivers back, let's go home!" ”

"This!" The official surnamed Feng was a little embarrassed, "My lord, aren't we going to see Jiang Long?" Wouldn't it be okay to go back like this? ”

"Lao Tzu is wearing a long robe, do you want me to see Jiang Long like this?" Lin Hai patted the sedan chair, "Hurry back, if you talk more, I'll cut off the tongues of a few of you!" ”

A few tolerances didn't even dare to come out of the atmosphere, and hurriedly got up in a panic to find the sedan chair man.

"Hey!" A person slipped down from the tree, he looked at the few people in the distance and sighed, "These stupid melons, they are really stupid to get home, they don't send people to stay here, Lao Tzu should play tricks on this adult again!" ”

"Zhang Xiaoyu!" Behind the tree, a middle-aged man in green clothes suddenly appeared, and the boy who had just jumped from the top of the tree to the ground seemed to have seen a fierce god, "Master! ”

"I'll use some indiscriminate tricks to trick people, useless things!" The man in Tsing Yi spoke in a cold tone.

"Master。。。。。。"

"That's it!" The man in Tsing Yi interrupted the kid's words, "What did that official say just now?" ”

The young man named Zhang Xiaoyu thought for a moment, "That adult just now said that he didn't bring much silver。。。。。。 ”

"What else?" The man in Tsing Yi asked impatiently.

"He also said that there is a group of thieves on Xiaoheng Mountain, and he seems to be going up the mountain to do something big!" Zhang Xiaoyu scratched his head and said, "Could it be that they are also looking for the Heavenly Machine?" Master, is the Glowing Heavenly Receiver really here? Is the message accurate? ”

"Shut up!" The man in Tsing Yi glanced around, and when he saw that no one was talented, he said softly, "The Glowing Heavenly Opportunity Box is very important, you must not mention it to outsiders, understand?" ”

"Understood." Zhang Xiaoyu stuck out his tongue and said smartly, "Since ancient times, officials and thieves have not been separated, but this group of officials knows that there are tigers in the mountains and are biased towards the tigers, and the officials and bandits collude!"

The collusion of officials and bandits has existed since ancient times, and some small gangs that have fallen into the grass often bribe local officials with money in order not to be destroyed by the imperial court, and the local officials do not take the suffering of the people to heart, and they also turn a blind eye to the behavior of the king of the bandit mountain who robbed his house. The officials and bandits benefited each other, and in the end it was the people who relied on the sky to eat.

"The frog at the bottom of the well is stupid!" The man in Tsing Yi scolded, "These people went up the mountain to persuade Jianglong to surrender。。。。。。 ”

"Persuasion?" Zhang Xiaoyu frowned.

"You go to the mountain tomorrow to inquire about the whereabouts of the Glowing Heavenly Receiver, go and come back quickly, and you are not allowed to act rashly, understand?"

"Disciple understands!" Zhang Xiaoyu thought for a moment and asked again, "Master, the disciple is stupid, I'm afraid I won't be able to find out useful news." ”

"Pretending to be a tolerance, will you?" The man in Tsing Yi scolded, "What a fool, I have something to go back tomorrow for the teacher, you are so self-conscious, you can't make a thing!" ”