Chapter 17: The Rain of Barrage
Carter was immediately called: "Go and prepare mud, lime, paprika, glue and a couple of sticks, oh, and oil." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Yes, young master."
Andes left the carriage, Andes was a little dusty in an elegant black robe, and a faint smile hung on the corner of Andes's mouth, and he shouted to the two groups of people: "You civilians, listen up, young master, I am the Count of Cadilla, Andes Cadilla." ”
The two groups of people who were fighting immediately stopped.
"You have turned a blind eye to my carriage and offended my majesty, but seeing how valiant you have fought in battle, give you a chance to have a meeting with my guards in the small square of the village to-morrow, and whoever can strike a man will be rewarded with a hundred gold coins."
There was an uproar in the audience, and if you hit one, you will give a hundred gold coins, which is enough for your whole life, and it is the kind that can marry a beautiful girl, and it is not the kind of village girl like Xiaohua, it is the kind of village girl who is quite beautiful in the village chief's family, where to find such a good thing?
So the young villagers are gearing up and ready to make a big move, and Carter and the others are also preparing to abuse the rookies.
In the evening, Carter gathered the guards and said to them, "In order to let Miss Anna and the others watch a good show, the lord asked me to prepare something, and pointed to three piles of bricks in the yard, which are lime, paprika, and super glue, and tomorrow, we will use these to teach those ruffians a strong lesson, so that they will not dare to fight in this life!" ”
The next day, in the small square of the village, two groups of people stood opposite each other, one group was the villagers, there were fifty or sixty people, and the other group was Andes's guard, only twelve people.
Sledgehammer shouted to Andes, "My lord, what you said yesterday is a hundred gold coins?" ”
"Of course it counts." Then he became a little impatient: "Let's start." ”
The villagers immediately picked up the wooden stick and rushed over, the guards looked at the villagers who rushed up for a long time, and the lime bricks were smashed over, and for a time the sky was full of white ash, many villagers covered their eyes and fell to the ground and screamed, the three girls around Andes covered their stomachs and burst into laughter, and Vivian even squatted down with her stomach.
The rest of the villagers looked at each other and felt that there would be no such thing, so they charged again, and the guards still calmly threw out the bricks, first glue, and the villagers who were smashed were startled at first, and then felt that there was no danger, and rushed up one after another.
Next, there was paprika, and under the red smoke, the guards covered with cloaks and picked up wooden sticks to beat the group of ruffians, Anna and Nia couldn't hold back their stomachs and laughed, and Vivien lay directly on the ground.
Seeing that several girls were happy, they asked Carter and the others to bring oil to wash the eyes of the person who was hit by the lime opposite, and shouted loudly: "Because you make the three ladies around me happy, I will reward you with three hundred gold coins, and I wish you a happy winter." ”
After that, after Andes asked the girls to get into the car, he was just about to get in the car, when he saw a girl with a bit of a good appearance running over and said loudly: "The so-called nobles, is it just to make fun of commoners?" ”
Andes was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "What's the matter?" Then he turned to the village chief and said indifferently: "Give her to me and give you five hundred gold coins." ”
Seeing the village chief hesitate, he said coldly: "What? Do you have an opinion? ”
The village chief hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, how can it be?" It's just that the little girl has a marriage contract with someone from a neighboring village. ”
"So what? Carter, carry the man, let's go. ”
"Yes, young master." Carter agreed, and then carried the village chief's daughter Erya on his shoulders and ordered to set off.
Andes's convoy had gone a long way, and the people in the village realized that the seemingly harmless water was glue, but it was too late, and many things were stuck together, such as hair, and the village screamed all night as if the pigs were being killed.
At noon, Carter and the others went to hunt some prey and set up a fire. Although there is no seasoning, the taste of Warcraft meat is not comparable to those fed animals on the earth, but Andes's focus is not on barbecue, but on the village chief's family.
Andes looked at Erya, who was holding a tree and vomiting a mess, and he didn't know what to say, so he let Carter carry it, and Carter really carried Erya's horse for a morning, Andes watched Carter gobble it on the side, and didn't care about Erya next to him, so he had to let Carter go and deliver food to Erya.
Cater walked up to Erya, a large piece of barbecue meat in his right hand, and pressed Erya's shoulder with his left hand, and pulled the little girl down from the tree, and then the barbecue in his right hand almost poked Erya's face: "Lord Lord let you eat." ’
Erya was startled at first, thinking that Carter was going to do something strange to her, but when she heard that she was just asking her to eat, she was afraid and angry, and she became arrogant again: "Don't eat." ”
Carter looked at Andes.
"Carter, if she doesn't eat it, you chew it up and feed her." Andes had an evil smile on his face, looked at Erya, and looked with interest to see if Erya could resist to the end.
The second girl glanced at Andes hatefully, picked up the barbecue in Carter's hand, and took a small bite.
After eating, Andes ordered to set off, as for Erya, "Carter, there is no place in the carriage, pick up Erya, and set off." ”
Back in the carriage, Anna threw herself into Andes's arms and hugged Andes tightly so as not to laugh out loud, and little Lorivivian was buried in Nia's arms, and even Nia laughed silently.
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Erya feels unlucky today.
First of all, I watched the group of stupid big people in the village fighting with the other lord's guards, and secretly scolded those people for being stupid, can't you see that the lord is just having fun with you? It's just that it's none of my business, and it's not bad to have a good show to watch, so I hugged a bag of melon seeds to watch the play.
However, Erya soon couldn't laugh, because she found that there was her stupid brother inside, but because of the lord, she didn't dare to pull her brother out, and when she saw her brother fall to the ground, she felt even more heartbroken.
When he lost the fight, he felt even more uncomfortable when he saw his younger brother covering his eyes and wailing in pain, but after the lord let him cure his eyes, his heart felt much better.
However, the next lord's words almost made Erya's nose crooked, and he suddenly stood up and accused the lord with a righteous face, and the village chief behind him was startled, and the words that made Erya not continue to scold:
"Oh, my little ancestor, what can I do, I finally cultivated a daughter with a young lady's temperament, so that I can marry a nobleman, what can I do?"
However, what happened next was even more unexpected, the lord actually wanted to pay five hundred gold coins to buy himself? Just wanted to have a seizure, but I felt that the father behind me pulled him, and whispered: "Erya, the lord has taken a fancy to you, you can go with the lord, five hundred gold coins can make the family live well, you, you." As he spoke, the village chief pretended to look embarrassed, hoping to raise the price.
Er Ya didn't care about what happened later, and he didn't even know when he was carried on Carter's shoulder, Carter's horse was close to Andes's carriage, and he heard Andes's conversation with the three girls:
"Young master, why did you buy that girl?"
"This is for the good of that girl, and if she can stand up and accuse me, it shows that the girl has a good character."
"Andes, you slut, robbing people's girls for the good of others? Can you get a face? ”
"Hehe, didn't you find that it is very poor there, even if the village chief's family is not too rich, and the second girl is beautiful, as long as he cultivates it well, it should not be a problem to catch a noble Kaizi in the future, so he should not hesitate to eat bran and cultivate it well, so that he can give it to the nobles to make his life a little better and become a person with status and status."
"Ignorance, how is it so simple in aristocratic circles? With my appearance and means, I still planted a heel in the hands of Andes and Lambda, not to mention an ignorant village girl, it is really ridiculous, even a bad family has to get in, and the village chief is not a good thing, and he actually let his daughter work for his own benefit. ”
"I'm rubbing, Nia, you actually spoke, you didn't speak for so long, I thought you were going to find a chance to kill yourself? So let Nana keep an eye on you often. ”
"Hehe, I don't know who died for me back then, but now I have a Nana to another woman, it's really shameless!"
Andes, whose waist was twisted: "........"
After listening to Erya, her confused eyes were full of sadness, but they gradually became clearer, and then she was interrupted by a feeling of vomiting, feeling the strong shoulders and sweat of the man under her, plus the bumps all the way after being carried, she was almost about to vomit.
At this moment, the curtain of the carriage was opened, and an elegant face was revealed, and when he saw himself, he first froze for a moment, and then a gloating smile appeared on his face, and when he lowered the curtain, he heard whispers and suppressed laughter from inside.
Er Ya was angry and annoyed, and instantly decided not to lose the battle, and firmly ....... Don't spit it out.
At noon, Er Ya was put down by Carter, and the bumpy Er Ya hugged the nearest big tree, and vomited, and the Er Ya, who was uncomfortable, suddenly felt a strong force pulling her off the tree, Er Ya was weak and weak, so she threw herself into Carter's arms, a piece of fat and delicious barbecue almost poked into her face, looking at Carter, who had carried her all the way, holding a large piece of barbecue meat for herself to eat, Er Ya seemed to be angry and replied: "Don't eat!" ”
However, the lord's words immediately made the second girl eat obediently. As for letting Carter feed himself or something, it's better to forget it.
After lunch, as soon as Erya heard the order of the hateful lord, he felt that the world was spinning in front of him, and then he found himself on a horse, and Carter was holding him, and the majestic manhood made Erya blush. Peeked at the man holding him, then lowered his head as if nothing had happened.
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