Time flies like a white horse, and ten years have passed in the blink of an eye. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Our protagonist, Li Yiniao, lived tenaciously.

Why tenacity?

Because his life path is indeed more tortuous than others.

For example, he fell into the river, almost lost his life once, had two serious illnesses, was bitten three times by a dog, was scratched by a cat four times, was chased by a goose five times, was flattened by others six times, fell while walking, hehehe, I don't know how many times.

Do you say that his fate is too bumpy, but this is just the beginning, and his future life will be many times more bumpy than now.

In other words, today, when the morning sun showed a hint of afterglow, Li Yiniao picked up his big schoolbag as usual and went to school.

He came to the school and entered the second (1st) class, yes, you heard it right, he was ten years old, and he was indeed in the second grade.

You may ask why he is only in the second grade at the age of ten.

In fact, the reason is not difficult. Because he was relatively small, when he was six years old, his family was not worried about him, fearing that he would be bullied by others, so when he reached the age of nine, when he was almost as tall as he was six, he was sent to the first grade.

In fact, they are doing this too much, because others love to bully him when they see him as a bully.

I saw that a quiz game was being held at this time, and finally it was the turn of the two (1) and two (2) classes to play the finals, and there was still one final round left.

In the final round, one student from each of Class Two (1) and Class Two (2) will be selected to participate in the competition.

The rules of the competition are very simple, one of the parties asks the question, and the other party answers the question. The winner and the answerer are determined by drawing lots.

There are two questions, and the answerer wins if they answer two questions correctly. If you answer one correctly, the game will be tied and overtime will be played. If you make two mistakes, you lose the game.

At this time, the second (1st) class elected the second (2nd) class Agua, and there is no doubt that the second (2nd) class elected the second (1st) class Li Yiniao.

Ah Gua and Li Yiniao began to draw lots, but Ah Gua drew out to ask questions, and Li Yiniao drew to answer questions. The race is on.

Agua said: "My first problem is very difficult, it is a very advanced arithmetic problem, you can listen well. ”

Hearing this, Li Yiniao suddenly became nervous.

"My first question is what is 3 times 7," Agua said. ”

"Three-seven-twenty-one," Li Yiniao replied

At this time, I saw that the people of Class 2 (1) cheered. But soon the voice was gone.

Li Yiniao then replied: "I don't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, I guess it should be equal to twenty-two." ”

Silence, deathly silence. This ensued with a strong cheer from Class Two (2). The first inning ended with the victory of the two (2) classes.

Then Agua said, "Listen, I'm going to have a second question, and the second question is more difficult than the first." ”

Li Yiniao suddenly became nervous again.

"Okay, my second question is, guess how much money I have in my pocket?" Agua said.

"Can you give me some more hints, how can I guess so difficult," Li Yiniao pleaded.

"No, I can't tell you that I have 9 cents in my pocket, or you'll find out." Agua said.

After saying this, the second (1st) class burst into cheers. But it's really a few joys and a few sorrows. Success or failure is empty in the blink of an eye.

I saw our little strange man say, "You can't tell me you have 9 cents in your pocket, how much is that?" After a pause, he said, "I guess you have eight cents in your pocket." ”

At this time, it can no longer be described as silence, but so quiet that even the sound of a needle dropping can be heard. Then came the thunderous cheers of the second (2nd) class.

And at this time, our cute protagonist saw that others laughed and laughed too. At this time, I don't know who in Class 2 (1) said: "Which is this called Li Yiniao?" It's clearly a stupid bird. ”

From then on, both his classmates and teachers called him a stupid bird. In this way, the stupid bird became his code name.

Today, the sky is full of clouds, and the stupid bird is in the same mood, because the exam papers will be issued today.

The first thing to send was the math paper, and when the teacher handed the paper to the stupid bird, he shook his head helplessly. I saw a red cross on his math paper. The whole paper scored only 27 points.

The math teacher, a kind little old man, said to the silly bird, "Silly bird! When you go back, memorize the multiplication formula. ”

The silly bird nodded silently.

But then there is the female teacher, she is the head teacher of class two (1), and she is also a very fierce person.

When class started, with the sound of rapid footsteps, they knew that the head teacher was coming.

When the classmates saw her coming with the papers, many of them lowered their heads, and the stupid bird also lowered his head.

But the female teacher did not let him go because he lowered her head, but she shouted, "Silly bird, come out." ”

I saw the stupid bird come out with his head down.

"Look at you, what are the test papers like that you answered? Especially ancient poems. The head teacher yelled.

Then the woman asked the teacher and began to read: "On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops are in the soil, who knows that in the middle of the plate, you are all rice." There is even more powerful, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, the fragrance you sleep with Li Bai. There's something better than that. Let you write the spring dawn silently, you see how you write, the spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere. I came to light mosquito coils at night, and I don't know how many ...... died. ”

When this was done, everyone in the class leaned back and forth with laughter, and even those students who had just been reprimanded by the class teacher laughed from ear to ear.

The head teacher continued: "Copy it for me, copy a hundred of these ancient poems for me, do you know?" ”

"Is it to copy the ancient poems in the book, or to copy the ancient poems that I wrote incorrectly?" Silly Bird asked weakly.

When I heard this, the class, which had been quiet just now, suddenly boiled again.

The head teacher obviously didn't expect this, and choked up, and then he said in a thunderous voice: "Copy, copy it for me." Give it to me tomorrow. ”

And just like that, the stupid bird ended his miserable day.

It's another day, the sun is shining, everything is reviving, the birds are chirping happily, and today will be an unusual day.

From today, the wheel of fate will begin to turn, and his fate will be turned upside down, but no one knows whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

And just like that, as the school bell rang, the silly bird went home with his school bag on his back.

On the way home, I saw a man in his twenties standing in the middle of the road, this man had a small flat hair, wore a pair of sunglasses, and had a cigarette in his mouth, sometimes exhaling puffs of smoke.

Soon the silly bird passed by him, and because he thought the smoke he was exhaling was interesting, he took a few more looks.

This sight provoked the young man in sunglasses.

He said, "Stop me, little boy." What is your name? ”

"Silly bird," Li Yiniao said with a smirk.

"What? You dare to call me a stupid bird, you don't want to live anymore," he kicked with a kick.

"Well, no, it's not ......."

"No, what isn't, you've already shouted, isn't it?" As he spoke, he kicked it again.

On the other side, a ghost was wandering. He is the god of martial arts.

Martial God, the god of battle in the heavenly realm, but in order to deal with the evil god in the ancient god war, he did not hesitate to sacrifice his own body and sealed it in the bottomless abyss. So, now he has no body, only a soul, and the soul has become incomplete.

No, he has been wandering in the sky for nearly 3,000 years, and if he can't find a suitable physical body, then he will scatter his soul and never be reborn.

In this way, the martial spirit searched everywhere in the sky, and then he noticed the stupid bird and the young man in sunglasses.

I saw the young man say, "If I don't beat you into a stupid bird today, I won't be surnamed Fan." ”

"No, I mean I'm a stupid bird." Li Yiniao explained.

"You are a stupid bird, why didn't you make it clear just now, the harmful Lao Tzu has misunderstood, and you should fight it even more." As he spoke, he threw another punch up, only to knock the stupid bird to the ground with one punch.

But he didn't stop, he was still kicking, and said, "Look at me beating you like a real fool today." ”

Isn't this a bully? But at this time, the crippled soul in heaven did not think so.

Seeing all this, he said to himself: "This young man in sunglasses is really arrogant, a little similar to me, why don't I attach it to him, if I don't attach it, I won't have time." ”

As he spoke, he flew over to the young man in sunglasses.

But just as he was about to possess his body, a surprising scene occurred.

At this time, the point at the center of the stupid bird's eyebrows emitted a blue-green light, and this light became bigger and bigger, and he pulled the soul of the martial god to his body slowly, little by little, like an invisible big hand. Then, suddenly, the light flashed and vanished again.

Then, the stupid bird felt something enter his body, and he was so uncomfortable that he died. So he began to twitch incessantly, and then stopped moving.

The young man was so frightened by what he saw that he hurried to the hospital.

When the Silly Bird woke up, three days had passed, and he felt a splitting headache, and he was very sick, and he was vomiting.

At this time, he suddenly heard someone complaining in his ear: "Damn! What kind of body am I attached? People are not good-looking, and they are not handsome. It's not tall, and it's not long enough. I was in a coma for three days, and I kept vomiting, and my physical fitness was too poor. The most important thing is that there is a problem with IQ and that intelligence is too poor. I knew that I was attached to this body, so I might as well let my soul fly away. ”

But now it's too late to say anything. It's really a blessing or a curse, and it can't be avoided.

When the doctor saw him wake up, he asked, "How do you feel?" ”

"Feelings? I had a headache, I felt sick, and, ......."

"What else?" The doctor asked.

"I felt someone talking in my ear." Silly Bird said.

"What? Someone is talking in your ear. The doctor said solemnly.

"Doctor, what is this? Is it serious? Li Yiniao's parents asked worriedly.

"Well, he, he may have mental problems, I suggest you take him to the psychiatric department to have a look." The doctor said

"What? There is a mental problem, "The parents of the stupid bird seem to have encountered a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and they are stupid all of a sudden.

So they rushed him to a psychiatric department, where the doctor diagnosed Silly Bird with auditory hallucinations and schizophrenia. Must be hospitalized. That's how we stupid birds were hospitalized.

In the blink of an eye, it's been almost three months.,It stands to reason that even if the stupid bird's auditory hallucinations don't disappear, it should get better.,But our little hero's condition still hasn't improved.。 The doctors were also surprised.

At this time, someone in his ear said: "Tonight, tonight, there will be a five-star displacement, and we will go to another world." ”

When the foolish bird heard this, he assumed that he had heard nothing, for he had become accustomed to it, and he fell into a deep sleep.

As it got closer and deeper into the night, the moon disappeared from the sky, leaving only five planets shining brightly, and slowly, slowly, they gradually formed a pentagram. A miracle happened.

I saw a pillar of light shoot down from the center of the pentagram, and this beam of light hit the sleeping silly bird, and the silly bird was suddenly awakened. He shouted. Xiao Li, who was in the same dormitory, was woken up by his shouting, and he saw the stupid bird stopped in mid-air shouting, "Come and see, God." ”

Everyone was woken up and watched the scene of surprise in the air, and opened their mouths from ear to ear. I saw a bright light flashing. The stupid bird is gone. (Dear friends, this article is pure fiction, when you encounter auditory hallucinations or visual hallucinations, you can see a doctor in time!) Don't even think about crossing over. Hee-hee, you see, how great my brother's temperament is, and I didn't forget to teach you medical knowledge when I wrote, oops! I was touched ...... myself. ）

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