Chapter 982 - Fucking Youth (Medium)
Chapter 982 - Fucking Youth (Medium)
"Okay, isn't it just a love, and it's not for you to die, you look at the two of you now, what are you like, like a gentleman, don't you just be a woman? Is it okay to have a little backbone? Xiao Qiang looked at these two guys speechlessly, and couldn't help but reprimand in a tough tone.
"Woo, Qiangzi, you don't have a backache when you fucking stand and talk, you have so many girlfriends, all of them are at the school flower level, you are a full man, you don't know how hungry a man is hungry, woo...... How can there be dust in the fucking dorm, it's a blur! ”
Guo Hao, the old man, actually cried with a whimper, and he didn't admit that he was crying because he wanted to save face, not because there was dust in the dormitory.
"That's right, mouse, this guy obviously came back to deliberately make fun of the two of us, alas, I was careless in making friends, ignore him, come and have a drink!"
So the two old men no longer paid attention to Xiao Qiang, and clinked glasses and drank by themselves.
Xiao Qiang looked at these two guys speechlessly, and snatched the wine bottle from the other party's hand.
"Okay, why are you so pessimistic, isn't Cuicui still talking about breaking up!"
"Does that need to be said? The action already speaks for itself, and for five days, she hasn't taken the initiative to send me a text message or make a phone call, what does this portend? People just take care of our face, woo, why am I so hard! ”
Xiao Qiang was covered in cold sweat, and hurriedly grabbed the other party, "Okay, okay, now let me ask you, have you sent a text message to Cuicui these days?" ”
Guo Hao sobbed, reached out to wipe a handful of tears and snot, and asked with an exaggerated expression, "People don't call me anymore, is it still meaningful for me to call?" Isn't that self-inflicted? ”
Xiao Qiang was speechless for a moment, he felt the need to give this hard-pressed Comrade Silk a good trip to love psychology, as a senior expert in love, Professor Pickle Niu, teaching these two chicks Xiao Qiang is completely at ease.
"That's it! Don't talk yet, let me analyze it for you, are you a man? If it's a man, you should take the initiative to call someone to ask about the situation, maybe someone Cuicui doesn't mean that? Besides, you are in a relationship with Cuicui, not with her parents, as long as Cuicui is willing to be with you, what else do you have to worry about? ”
"Since people look down on your family and dislike you for not being able to afford a house, then fight for breath and live like a person so that they can take a good look!"
Guo Hao sobbed, then looked up at Xiao Qiang with a helpless expression.
Xiao Qiang sighed lightly, it seems that this guy is really hurt by his feelings.
"In this way, you try to call Cuicui first and ask her what her attitude is, if Cuicui is still willing to talk to you, then leave it to me, I will help you take care of Cuicui's parents."
"Really? Qiangzi, can you really settle Cuicui's parents? You're not lying to me, are you? Guo Hao suddenly asked excitedly.
"When did I lie to you, don't worry, as long as Cuicui agrees, her parents will be handed over to me, and I will be responsible for helping you settle it!"
"Good! I'm going to call! ”
Guo Hao jumped up excitedly, then picked up his mobile phone and ran to the balcony to make a call.
"This guy, don't you know how to be reserved?" Ma Xiaoning laughed and teased.
Xiao Qiang glanced at Dong Shuai and chuckled, "Isn't there any possibility with Tang Yu?" Have you talked to her again? ”
"Don't talk about it, I also feel it, the two of us are not suitable, Tang Yu has no other shortcomings as a girl, that is, she is easier to compare, she always likes to buy all kinds of expensive cosmetics and bags, which I was able to satisfy him at first, and even borrowed a lot of money from Xiao Ning in order to give her a limited edition bag, in my opinion, there is nothing wrong with a girl being vain, people just want a better life, these are not wrong!"
Dong Shuai took a sip of wine, and then said with a wry smile, "Everyone is right, the fault is that I can't give her the life she wants!" ”
"Can you understand the hadron? I tried hard for a long time, but it didn't give her the life she wanted! This feeling...... Very heartwarming! ”
Xiao Qiang stood up and patted each other's shoulders and said with a smile, "Since that's the case, let's let go of each other, it's only been two years in college, and there are many beautiful women, and one day I will meet your fate!" ”
As he was talking, Guo Hao ran back from the balcony excitedly, and Xiao Qiang smiled when he saw the other party's expression, "You see you like this, I know that it is done!" ”
"Uh-huh!" Guo Hao nodded excitedly, "I just called Cuicui, and after answering the phone, Cuicui cried, she said that she thought I was going to break up with her, and she had a bad time these days!" Brothers, I'm going to see her now, and I can't wait a moment! ”
After saying that, Guo Hao put on his shoes and was about to run out, Xiao Qiang shook his head helplessly and grabbed the kid, and then dragged him to the mirror in the bathroom.
"Take a good look at your current appearance, are you going to see Cuicui like this? I dare to say that Cuicui saw you like a bird and definitely proposed to break up! ”
"I'm grass, who is this? I'm scared to death! ”
Seeing his appearance in the mirror, Guo Hao was so frightened that he took a step back, and when he found out that the person in the mirror was himself, he finally scratched his head a little embarrassed, and hurriedly picked up the basin and began to wash.
"Mouse, take some time to ask Cuicui's parents out, and when the time comes, the brothers will go to support you on the field, at least you have to get the old man to agree that you and Cuicui are together!"
"Good! I know you're a good brother! It's not in vain! Guo Hao said vaguely while brushing his teeth.
Xiao Qiang scolded with a smile, "This reminds me that Lao Tzu is a good brother, just now I don't know who is actually picking Lao Tzu's bird!" ”
"Hey, hey, an accident, an absolute accident!"
Ignoring this who was dressing up in front of the mirror, Xiao Qiang came to the side of the bed and smiled at Xiao Ning and the two, "I'm in a treat tonight, we haven't chatted together for a long time, let's have a good time rubbing it today!" ”
"Hehe, why don't you go if someone has a treat, we must all go over tonight!" Xiao Ning said with a smile.
"Qiangzi, let's say it, if you don't get drunk tonight, whoever doesn't drink with Lao Tzu will be the turtle son!" Dong Shuai scolded and shouted.
Xiao Qiang smiled bitterly, "Don't worry, you will definitely have a good time!" ”
"Okay, you guys are talking here now, I'll go find Xinyan to have a look!"
"Brute, I just said that this kid definitely didn't come to see us, did you see it, this guy obviously came to see his little girlfriend, and he just came to us on the way!" Xiao Ning scolded with a smile, picked up a handful of melon seed skins and threw them at Xiao Qiang.
"Hurry up and let him go, get out of our 519 dormitory, this guy is obviously here to show off his happiness, we are living in dire straits, you are good, surrounded by beautiful women, you say that I am the most handsome person in our dormitory, why no girl takes a fancy to me, is there any reason for this?" Go and share