Session 1: International Students in Korea?
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At 2 p.m., in Cheongtan-dong, Yongsan-gu, Seoul, in the men's restroom in Building 3, Building 3, Dankook University's Performance Department......
Li Xiaole's whole person was restrained and fixed to the toilet seat. The black plastic bag strangled his chest and abdomen, and his hands were wrapped around the sides of his thighs, and even the mouth of the person was sealed like a rice dumpling, unable to move, and unable to make any sound.
"Tick ...... Tick ......"
The rhythmic piston leaking sound of the old Kohler toilet woke Li Xiaole back to reality from his trance. Because his hands and feet couldn't move, his eyes were sour, and he had to blink hard, until the two tears squeezed out of the corners of his eyes gradually soaked away, and then he felt that the thoughts that were originally in the clouds and fog finally flew back from the seven-dimensional space.
Li Xiaole reluctantly raised his head, and looked at the various Korean graffiti cultures smeared crookedly on the door panel in front of the toilet squatting position with a serious expression:
"PM of an Asian brokerage company, no deposit is required for signing, and he debuts within half a year."
"Myeongdong Specialized Plastic Surgery Hospital, Dr. Song Hye Kyo 359-2114......"
"Professor Wang of the acting department is a fucking piece of shit!! ..."
There is a poster under the graffiti, I don't know who used a colored pen to draw a nude under Song Hye Kyo's sweet avatar, and the pair of twin peaks with a bit of 3D three-dimensional feeling, the two points blackened by cigarette butts are particularly eye-catching.
In fact, when he first woke up, Li Xiaole couldn't understand the situation in front of him, didn't he act as a stand-in for people in China Blue Ocean Cinema City, but there was a shooting accident and he fell from a height of 20 meters and fainted?
How did you end up in a public toilet in South Korea in the blink of an eye?
In addition, he weishenme will be tied here?
And also...... Can he actually read these Koreans? And know that this is in Korea?
Li Xiaole felt that his head hurt, his thinking was confused, and everything in front of him was unheard of and weird. What's going on? For a moment he felt as if he couldn't even tell who he was.
"Stuntman...... By the way, I am a first-class martial arts stuntman in the mainland, and after graduating from the third-rate Kony University in Los Angeles with a bachelor's degree in directing, I returned to the mainland to work hard......"
And then ...... After graduation, I returned to my motherland with the ambition of becoming a Shijie-level famous director, but I found that if I didn't leave the relationship and didn't give gifts, if there was no one behind me, I could only work as a stand-in in various crews, and I couldn't compete for the opportunity to be on top at all......"
"I didn't expect the water in the film and television industry to be so deep at that time, let alone being a director and filming, or I once accidentally injured each other as an extra and action superstar Li Lianjie practiced boxing in a rehearsal, I am afraid that I would not even be able to mix the job of a martial arts stand-in......"
"What's the big deal about that!"
As the sound of peeing came from outside the door, the conversation between the two boys interrupted Li Xiaole's memories.
"Kim Dae-jung's bastard's term of office has finally arrived...... That bullshit sunshine policy with the north should be over. ”
"Cut~ You know a fart~ If the sunshine policy is interrupted, how will our exchange students deal with Pyongyang University? Brother Yingjiu is still in Pyongyang......"
"Kim Dae-jung?" Li Xiaole was stunned when he heard this.
"This name looks like the president of South Korea more than ten years ago? Wait, they speak Korean? It seems that I can not only understand, but also understand......"
Li Xiaole was puzzled, and suddenly felt that his eyes were scratched. Stunned for a moment, he tried to pull his entangled chin, raised his eyes and swept up, it turned out to be the bangs in front of his forehead, and he suddenly gasped - he ("daomengren" to see the latest chapter) has been left for more than ten years!
Don't...... Crossed on your own?
Li Xiaole began to desperately capture the memories in his mind in a cold sweat, and it seemed that a few minutes passed, and then it seemed like a long century had passed, and then ...... He finally figured out exactly what was going on...... "International student! ”
"It's not scientific! I'm actually a Chinese student at the Department of Acting at Dankook University in South Korea? And it's only 2001 now? Li Xiaole's gums clenched, and the green tendons on his forehead and neck bulged out one by one with excitement......
Prior to that, he was a returnee martial arts stuntman Chinese mainland in 2013, and during a shoot, as the main character stand-in, he unfortunately fell directly from a height of 20 meters into the concrete floor without any protection due to the installation error of the props team...... But now......
The current shijie is a familiar and unfamiliar shijie!
The current body is a familiar and unfamiliar body!
The current identity, 19 years old, is now a Chinese student majoring in the performance department of Dankook University!
Zuihou, the current time, is 2001 AD, twelve years before the accidental fall incident!
After sitting on the toilet for a long time, Li Xiaole reluctantly accepted the reality (remember the fastest update for a second): he should have fallen to his death, but his consciousness did not die together, but inexplicably traveled to 2001, and directly replaced the consciousness of an international student who was studying in Seoul with the same name as his own, and came back to life as an international student......
Nothing is a dream!
At this time, there was a faint burst of singing from the toilet next door, it should be a man humming and singing, Li Xiaole's first reaction was to put aside his cranky thoughts and escape first! So I tried to "bang" my head against the partition wall: whoever it was! Get me out of here!
It's a pity that the middle-aged man sitting next door with a scumbag face is blushing and "working hard" at the moment, humming Li Zhenxian's electronic dance song "Wow" in his mouth, while twisting his shoulders rhythmically and unwillingly, trying to relax himself, Li Xiaole's movement here only made him roll his eyes and mutter:
"Damn~ Is it so cool to be on a tuba? Isn't it in the ** bar......"
Let the "dong dong" sound over there, the scumbag man didn't care, after the "bang" flushing, he reached out to the toilet paper tube on the right, the scumbag man was stunned for a moment, and then looked down at the empty toilet paper tube, and then couldn't help but open his mouth and scolded:
"Damn! Running out of toilet paper again? This damn shitty school! People look down on Lao Tzu, even the fucking toilet looks down on Lao Tzu! ”
The scumbag had no choice but to knock on the wall panel of Li Xiaole's compartment in anger and called, "Is there anyone?" Brother~Borrow some paper~"
Li Xiaole heard it clearly, couldn't help rolling his eyes, chopped the ground with his feet with all his might, barely made a "hmm" sound from his throat, and said in his heart: Please, buddy~ I can't help you now, it's true that you came to save me!
Listening to Li Xiaole's "moaning" sound that seemed to be enjoying it, the scumbag was stunned for a moment, and then the disgusting chrysanthemum suddenly shrank back, and his eyes widened and exclaimed: "Damn...... No way...... What's wrong with college students now, they jerk off in the toilet in broad daylight...... It's not as good as me...... Damn~ Why did you encounter some perverts today? ”
After struggling for a long time without success, but hearing the sound of closing the door and going out next door, Li Xiaole was anxious, and it took a long time for such a person to notice him, he couldn't miss it! But the more I struggled, the tighter the plastic bag seemed to be wrapped! Under the compression of the arteries, my hands and feet began to gradually numb, and I almost didn't feel it......
The extremely uncomfortable taste also made him sure once again that he was indeed not dreaming......
Nervous, he couldn't help but "recall" the whole story of being locked up here, and Li Xiaole's heart finally burst into a nameless fire: Damn, isn't it just a demerit! This group of Korean kids bullied nerds too much, right? If you can't get out of trouble at night, and the blood flow can't flow smoothly, won't your hands and feet be abolished?
But I want to blame and blame myself for not being angry with this "Li Xiaole", damn, it's really too wretched, too aggrieved! In fact, this "Li Xiaole" is quite happy in his opinion - he has a warm family, his father Li Qiang is a steel factory worker, his mother Zheng Fang, who works in a textile factory, retired from illness and helped people do housework to make a living, and the couple worked hard to support their son to study in South Korea......
In addition, compared with children of the same age, this "Li Xiaole" is quite handsome, which is also his biggest advantage. So Li Xiaole has taken becoming an idol star as his lifelong dream since he was a child, but this guy has mediocre talent and no background, and he has been admitted to the drama many times, but Beiying has not succeeded once, and then his parents found a small way to send him to South Korea to learn acting.
It's a pity that this kid has a cowardly personality, and he is always bullied after coming to South Korea.
Some time ago, a few evil young people in the acting department forced him to help write papers, but after being found to be plagiarizing online articles, they were all demerit by the school, and those guys locked him in the toilet as a punishment in order to vent their anger. As bits and pieces of joy, anger, sorrow and joy flashed repeatedly among the electric lights, Li Xiaole instantly accepted his new identity, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he felt, dog! These Korean rabbit cubs are too deceitful!
Becoming more and more aggrieved and depressed, Li Xiaole could no longer care about the pain of the skin being torn off his mouth, he bit the tape on his face fiercely, and grinded it hard with his teeth, and with a muffled "click", the black tape on his mouth finally cracked!
Then he bowed down hard, bit out a few gaps in the black rubber on his waist with his mouth, inhaled and closed his breath and exhaled, and the dantian used all his strength to break away, and the force was too strong, and even the buttons of the school uniform were broken.
"These little deflated three are really lacking in virtue!"
Li Xiaole scolded in a low voice and stood up, smoothed his hands and feet, and gradually felt that his whole body had recovered to liliang, so he raised his foot and kicked the locked toilet door in front of him, and with a clang, the entire door panel flew out.
In an instant, the bright light outside the window shone on his face, and the whole shijie appeared extremely clear, and Li Xiaole suddenly felt refreshed.
Li Xiaole reflexively ripped off a piece of toilet paper and walked to the washing mirror, wiped his bloodstained face in the mirror, and then looked at the slightly childish face in the mirror, and a new feeling sprouted in his heart, what kind of incredible miracle is this?
The scumbag in front of the mirror next to him wiped his ass with his underwear, and was washing his dirty underwear in the pool mournfully, when he suddenly saw a door panel fly out and hit his feet, and he was suddenly startled, and couldn't help but turn around and scold: "Which bastard is nervous!" ”
But at a glance, he saw Li Xiaole, whose clothes were tattered and covered with tape, coming out of the next room, and was immediately dumbfounded.
At this moment, Li Xiaole's mouth was stained with blood, his clothes were tattered, and he was covered in black plastic bags, and he looked quite ......
Miserable!
"Uh......"
The scumbag picked up the tape on the ground and looked at it blankly, walked over with his mouth open and looked Li Xiaole up and down, and said movingly: "Brother...... So you're stuck next door......"
Angrily white-eyed at the dirty man wearing a thick gold chain and a handbag under his armpit, Li Xiaole said in his heart: Nonsense, I'm not trapped, am I playing SM in the toilet?
"Uh, your mouth is bleeding again......"
Noticing the blood stains on Li Xiaole's mouth, the scumbag man made up the causes and consequences of the whole scene by himself, and said with guilt and emotion in his heart: "Xiexie, you ...... Good brother, big brother blamed you just now. I didn't expect you to desperately break free from the shackles in order to save me and make a handsome face like this......"
As he spoke, he touched his head and muttered embarrassedly, "I just missed you next door, that ...... Jerk off or something......"
Li Xiaole was a little embarrassed, and said in his heart, where are you "thinking", obviously you are "saying" whether it is good or not, so he remembered the request of this buddy just now, and threw the remaining paper in his hand over.
"The paper you wanted."
The scumbag man blushed when he took the paper, and diverted the topic: "I've already done it......"
Seeing that Li Xiaole continued to tidy up his appearance in the mirror, the scumbag man enthusiastically helped him tear off the tape on his back, and couldn't help but feel upset: "Little brother, you really have an appetite for me!" Your friend, I have made up my hand today! Tell the eldest brother which bastard dares to bully you like this, and I'll help you clean him up. ”
Seeing that Li Xiaole looked at himself in a daze and didn't react, the scumbag simply took out a business card from his handbag and handed it to him, with his name and occupation written on it - Li Rongpyo, the owner of a personal loan.
Li Xiaole went through the process of "himself" being locked up in the toilet in his mind, snorted coldly in his heart, and was too lazy to greet this loan shark, and said lightly: "No need, I'll just deal with it myself." He didn't forget to glance at the wet dirty underwear that Li Rongbi was pinching in his palm with disgust.
Li Rongpyo's old face stiffened, and he quickly stuffed his underwear into his pockets, turned his head and saw that Li Xiaole had already strode out, so he lowered his voice and "shouted" as if he thought of something: "Little brother~~ What happened just now~ You have to help the eldest brother keep it secret!" Remember to come to me in the cool when you have time......"
Seeing Li Xiaole's back disappear around the corner, Li Rongbi hurriedly took out his underwear and blew it next to the hair dryer, only then did he notice the seriously deformed metal door on the ground, touched his head and felt incredible, and muttered in his heart:
"This kid is not big, but he is so ferocious...... It's a shame not to mix in the coolness......"