Chapter 1: The Road Is Uneven... Bang bang bang
"Ouch~ What the hell is this place?!" Junluo rubbed his buttocks, cursing the crazy old man fiercely in his heart, and at the same time, he was also paying attention to the never-before-seen scenery in front of him. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The yellow sand was all over the sky, and the few old trees that were scattered were also half-dead and shook off only one or two leaves
"Desert?" Jun Luo scooped up a handful of sand from front of him and let it scatter, and raised his head a little puzzled
"I'll have to ask what time it is." Muttering, his eyes slowly looked into the distance. Suddenly, Jun Luo's eyes shrank suddenly, and the person disappeared in place.
Somewhere unknown......
"Adults have another drink~" Several bewitching women desperately squeezed a burly and red man, and from the eyes of several women looking at the big man, it was obvious that they were afraid of him.
"Hmm~ Then I'll drink it again...... Licentious?!!!! ā
"Peng~!!!!" I saw that a few bewitching women didn't even have time to scream, and they were shocked into a blood mist by the coercion of the big man
"............" The big man frowned and looked at the ceiling for a long time, but he couldn't find it. I had to say helplessly: "Kamikaze!"
"In!" I saw a man with a bright green body, kneeling in front of the big man out of thin air
"You go to the mortal realm and see what's going on."
"Yes!" After answering, the man in green glanced at the big man suspiciously. Obviously, he didn't understand why his lord wanted to go to the mortal realm where birds don't by himself for some reason, but because of the holy might, he didn't dare to say no.
The big man who turned around stared at the terrible wound on his hand for a long time......
"Whew~ scared the baby to death! If he is an asura, then the time is right. Let's ...... Huh? What's going on there? Junluo, who originally wanted to do business, was suddenly attracted by the incident in front of him.
"Hey, hey, hey! Miss, these three watchmen didn't sleep in the middle of the night and ran to this no-man's place, did you want my brother to help you?! "Very easy to understand conversation
"No...... No! Help! The beauty looked at the approaching mature body in front of her, and couldn't help but close her eyes in despair. At this moment, a voice that she will never forget shook her heart
"Hey! Brother plus me, okay? ā
"Uh-huh???" x2
Suo Fan, who was working hard, suddenly heard a voice in his ears, and was stunned at first, and when he came to his senses. only to find that his "prey" was gone, and Suo Fan thought that he had been tricked by a master. As a result, when he turned around...... Two fountains of blood erupted
Hao Ran was his "prey" stripped naked and lying on the ground, waiting for someone to pamper him. And there was a handsome young man beside her, if it was right, this guy was the one who scared him just now.
"Hey! Boy, you ......" Suo Fan just wanted to educate the kid on the other side to know how to come first and come first, but he was interrupted by the other party
"You please!"
Well?!!!!
Don't talk about Suofan, it's just preparation...... The woman who coughed up was also stunned
"Then you're welcome...... Brother, you can, hehe" Suo Fan handed Jun Luo a look that all men understand
"No...... No! Beg...... Please let me go, okay? I can promise you anything! Hearing this, Jun Luo put his eyes on the woman and looked at her carefully.
Hmm~ The figure is too good to say, and that face is also first-class, but it's a pity......
"Phew! Let you go, what about my little brother? Suo Fan said that Yagen didn't eat her, and Jun Luo, who was standing on the side, slowly frowned
"It's rare to catch such a good product and eat it like this...... It's a pity! As he spoke, Sofan turned the desperate woman over.
"You...... What are you going to do? The woman watched Suofan's movements with a look of horror and quickly covered her hips
"What? You're holding my instant noodles down, get up! ā
"Huh? ā¦ā¦ Oh oh," the woman replied with a confused expression
"Hahahaha!" Jun Luo clutched his stomach and looked at this scene, he really couldn't help it.
At this time, a figure entered the sight of the three people present......
"Stay!! How dare you two do such a beastly thing to this young lady in broad daylight! Jun Luo raised his eyes and saw that he was wearing a white robe, white shoes, a white hat, and a white fan. Junluo blurted out: "Brother, your family is dead?"
"Poof! cough cough cough ...... "Suo Fan, who was eating instant noodles, was choked by Junluo
"You ......" The white-robed man just wanted to scold Jun Luo, but he was choked by Jun Luo's words
"Stop! If you want to get on, if you don't want to, you can get out. ā
"Dumb!! How could I do ......?"
"If you don't want to, get out!"
"Shall I finish my speech?" The white-robed man was interrupted one after another, and the green muscles had already exploded
"Long story short!" Jun Luo clasped his nose and reached out to grab the bubble noodles with Suo Fan......
"Good! I...... I want to ask if the two eldest brothers can borrow the younger brother to extinguish the fire after they use it? ā
"Poof!!" Jun Luo, who had just put the instant noodles in his mouth, squirted instantly when he heard the words
"Enough!!" When I looked at the inquiry, I saw that it was the "poor" woman who was inflamed (words)
"Come brother, let's talk about the price, save free food, and it will be hyped up by that girl in the future." Jun Luo glanced at the woman and pulled the white-robed man aside
"Well, what Brother Tai said is extremely true! So how much should this girl say in the future, so that she won't talk nonsense in the future? The white-robed man bowed to Jun Luo with a look of adoration and asked
"This you are inferior to me, with my years of experience......"
"Roaring !!!" The sudden roar frightened Suo Fan into slamming the uneaten instant noodles in his hand to the ground, while Jun Luo and the white-robed man chatted with themselves and looked completely unaffected.
"Three men have a virtue, the old lady has been impatient for a long time! Just swallow it alive!! As she spoke, the woman opened her belly, and a dragon that was more than two meters tall came into Suo Fan's eyes
"Hey, hey! What do you think? Intimidated, right? I was just born and I was scared by how I looked. The dragon smugly posed to Suo Fan, who was standing still
"Compensate me for instant noodles!"
"Clams?" The Sprite clasped his ears suspiciously
"My instant noodles! Ah~~" Xiao Wei looked at the big man lying on the ground and crying bitterly while holding the instant noodle bucket
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to eat these two, so I'd better solve those two first. Take your life! After speaking, the dragon opened its hideous big hand and grabbed the two of them who were chatting with each other.
"Brother, what's your name?"
"Little brother Liuliliu is a single word, a scene."
"Oh, we've been talking for so long, are you hungry?"
"Uh~Somewhat"
"That's... On the elbow ...... "Brush!" Hearing the movement, Jun Luo turned his head and saw the dragon stretching out his "unlucky" hand to him
"Huh? This is only big enough! Good! Thanks a lot! "Handful" took the "elbow" sent by the other party, Jun Luo turned around and continued to "talk in detail" with Lu Jing
"Huh? Brother Liu, why don't you eat it? Jun Luo handed the "elbow" to Lu Jing and asked kindly
And Liujing, who saw everything in his eyes, had no choice but to wipe a cold sweat and replied, "That, I like cooked ham, so I ......"
"Good! You don't have to say it! Another ham brother! ā
And on the other hand, he was still stunned by the loss of a hand for no reason, and heard that Junluo still wanted a leg! Suddenly sobered up, turned around and just wanted to run, the dragon felt unstable in his lower body and fell to the ground. Weakly raised his head to look at Junluo and them, and sure enough, there was an extra leg on the fire......
Early mornings are always nice
"Ah~~ I ate so well last night! I feel that yesterday's meat was so fresh! How does Brother Ryu feel? Junluo said and slapped Suo Fan, who was still drooling, awake
"Ahh Delicious! ā
ā¦ā¦ Ryujing stood aside and sweated profusely
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