I'll tell you a sad story to make everyone happy

Yesterday, I worked hard to catch the bus, and I rushed to catch the plane along the way, for fear that I would be late and not be able to catch the plane. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Finally, the long march has reached the final step.

I was one step away from my destination, and after calculation, I was in time for it.

So, I breathed a sigh of relief and planned to go to the bathroom to put some water in celebration.

Then while I was crouching in the pit, I took out my phone and looked at it......

Well, everything is perfect, it's all in time, but, what the fuck doesn't seem like the date is right?

February 7......

What time is it today?

As soon as I got a fucking asshole, I suddenly felt like I was fucking Spartan.

I flipped through the front page of my phone with trembling hands, and I saw the date of February 5th......

Really, well! Damn it! Glaring......

At that moment, I felt like the whole world was leaving me, and I felt like I was abandoned in the cold universe and alone.

Friends, I want to die.

It's true.

I rushed to change and refund my ticket......

Then, I saw the black heart of capitalism.

The refund will only give me a refund of 100 ......

It costs more than a thousand more to change your book......

Today's tickets for tomorrow are more than 1,000......

Friends, I just wanted to smile at the time.

If there's anything you want to say to the world, then...... I want to say - you deserve to die, dear to death.

Now, I'm stranded in Shanghai, smiling and dying.

I really want to take my brain out and pump it down the toilet bowl and flush it into the Pacific Ocean, okay, don't come back, I don't love you anymore.

Brain.

I roughly calculated, the money wasted in the New Year is almost more than 5,000 fucking dollars, so I want to ask, what is the meaning of this bird thing during the Spring Festival?

Who the Invented the Dog Festival?

I'm beeping the dog!

Is it really because of the natal year that so many bad things happened?

No, I'm the successor of communism, I've brought a red scarf stained red with the blood of martyrs, I'm a materialist!

- That's weird!

I'm so sad right now...... Friends, watching the company group send red envelopes and grab red envelopes, do you know what my mood is?

I will fly tomorrow on the night of the 7th, and then return to Guangzhou, and I will be a man with my tail back.

Don't waste it, it's obscene development!

Stable updates are just a matter of the past two days......

Blue skinny and want to cry.