Zhu You Divine Doctor glanced at Erdan and said: "Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu, a Chinese person, Cang Lao Shi is an Oriental person, can there be a Mao relationship?" ”

"You're wrong, people are the world." Erdan smiled evilly, "Alas, do you have anything to do with Cang Laoshi?" Sister and brother, or brother and sister, or cousin of Shenma, cousin? ”

Zhu You rarely shows his name when he goes out, because every time he says his name, the other party's reaction is similar to the ghost of Erdan, thinking of Cang Laoshi.

Cangi Shuai, what a handsome name, but what a result of being given that by Cang Laoshi.

"Damn, I knew I wouldn't tell you. My warehouse is Cangjie's warehouse. And I am a descendant of Cangjie. Do you know who Cangjie is? ”

As a dropout who didn't graduate from elementary school, Erdan really hadn't heard of Cangjie, although he now had a title called Beast.

Kurai Shuai inevitably introduced his "ancestor" to Erdan.

Speaking of Cangjie, many people will think of his word-making deeds. Yes, the most ancient Chinese writing is Cangjie Chuangzào, and it is because of this that he has the reputation of "Wen Sage", and Xiang Yu is listed as the two sages of Wenwu and Wu.

Cangjie is the historian of the Yellow Emperor, an official position that plays with the pen.

Legend has it that Zhu Youshu was created by the Yellow Emperor. If there is no Cangjie, can the Yellow Emperor create a zào out of the blessing technique? The answer is no. Because Zhu Youfu is to be written on it, and the Fu is not a kind of pictographic character? Cangjie created a precedent for Chinese writing, so the establishment of Zhu Youshu must have a lot to do with him. It is even possible that Zhu Youshu was originally created by Cangjie, and the Yellow Emperor took it for himself.

As the boss at that time, the Yellow Emperor spoke in a way that was true, that is, he said that the words were created by him, and Cangjie didn't even dare to let go of a fart.

So, could it be that Zhu Youshu was really invented by Cangjie? See below.

Cangjie is a strange person, born with four eyes, that is, four eyes. These four eyes are not the four of modern glasses with lenses, but the four eyes of life.

Well, Cangjie is a freak, a deformed person.

Cangjie has four eyes and can see things that ordinary people can't see, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he opened the "eye of heaven".

It is "God" who wishes to heal the disease. Once there is a "dirty thing" that disturbs the "spirit" of a person, then the person will get sick. Because Cangjie has four eyes, he can see dirty things, maybe he can even see "gods".

Cangjie created a text, which shows that his brain is not ordinary and flexible, and his innovation ability is not comparable to ordinary people. We can vaguely sketch such a scene: on a certain day in a certain year, a certain month, on a sunny afternoon, Cangjie held a stick and pointed to draw on the ground, making words. When he created a certain hieroglyph, he suddenly discovered that this hieroglyph had a unique power. This power is able to ward off ghosts and gods. The prototype of the Fu came like this. Then Cangjie used the talisman to heal people and drive away the dirt from people.

Many people may think this is nonsense, but Kurai Shuai believes it and claims to be a descendant of the Kura family. The place where Cangjie lives is now Shaanxi Province, and Cangjing Shuai's hometown is also in Cangjia Village, a township in a certain city, a county, and a township in Shaanxi Province. It is rumored that Cangjia Village is full of Cangjie's descendants.

We can then use our imagination to imagine the following scenario:

N thousand years ago, in the Central Plains of China, on the bank of the Yellow River, a place with abundant water and grass, where the Yellow Emperor tribe was located. Still on a sunny afternoon, Teacher Cangjie was wearing animal skins and bathing in the sun, squatting on the ground to graffiti. In fact, people are not graffiti, but making words, perfecting the blessing technique, and drawing symbols.

Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps, and a middle-aged man dressed very "decently" walked towards Teacher Cangjie with idle steps.

Teacher Cangjie looked back, this is not the Yellow Emperor's brother!

A few months ago, Brother Huangdi fought against Chiyou Beast, and beat Chiyou to the point of urine, so that Brother Huangdi was in a good mood during this time, and even slept with a smile on his face.

Cangjie hurriedly stood up and said, "Brother Huang, why are you here?" The afternoon sun is a little scorching, so you might as well rest in the shade of the trees! ”

The Yellow Emperor approached Cangjie, looked at the mess he had drawn on the ground, nodded affirmatively, and said, "Brother Cang, how is that Shenma Zhu Youshu studied?" ”

Cangjie said: "It's rare that the Yellow Emperor's brother still remembers." The Zhu Yushu of my creation is still being perfected. ”

"Oh, that's good, that's good." The Yellow Emperor nodded, and suddenly the words changed, "Brother Cang, my brother has a reluctant request, I don't know if to say it?" ”

"Oh?" Cangjie was stunned for a moment, "Brother Huang has something to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it." ”

"Brother Cang, can you give me the title of the inventor of Zhu Youshu? Behold, as the king of a kingdom and the creator of the world, I must leave something for posterity, right? But now, oops, nothing has been invented, nothing has been created,......"

Cangjie was very angry and annoyed, it took a lot of effort for people to invent Zhu Youshu, but he didn't dare not listen to the words of the Yellow Emperor, otherwise he would lose his head, so he said: "Okay, no problem!" Even if you give me the title of the person who invented the word, I don't have a problem. ”

The Yellow Emperor was excited and said, "That feeling is good!" I don't want the title of word invention, I just want that god horse Zhu Youshu. ”

……

As a result, the creator of Zhu Youshu became the Yellow Emperor. Of course, this is a story, a guess from Lao Bi, you don't have to take it seriously, if you are interested, you can do more research.

However, thousands of years have passed, and it is difficult to verify it, but it doesn't matter, anyway, we don't have the surname Cang, let Cang Shuai go!

Erdan listened to Kurai Shuai's boasting, smiled indifferently, and said: "Your ancestors can be traced back to the Yellow Emperor period, and they are awesome. ”

"Don't believe me, I have a family tree to prove it." Kurai Shuai said, and then changed the conversation, "Okay, I won't talk to you." Let's go, drink coffee and go. ”

Erdan is still wearing sunglasses, ya, I'm used to wearing them, and I'll feel embarrassed if I don't wear them. Not to mention, Comrade Li Erdan, who is wearing sunglasses, is more handsome.

Kurai Shuai also took a sunglasse from his pocket and put them on his eyes in a chic manner. As the name suggests, although Kurai Shuai is not as handsome as Li Erdan, he can handsome a large number of male compatriots.

When he was walking, Erdan asked Kurai Shuai what was the reason for his high-profile name, and Kurai Shuai said so, he was a handsome guy when he was born, and there was no child more handsome than him in ten miles and eight villages. It's so handsome, it's almost bubbling.

I feel so disgusting when I hear these two eggs retching!