Chapter 119 . Silly Biao

"Of course, I've let go of TV dramas before." Xiong Siwen said, "The so-called golden scales are not things in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds." This with the wind and clouds just has the word wind and clouds, how good a mouth gloss to buy! Brother Huang, if you buy these two dogs, you will soon be able to turn into dragons! ”

What a place this is! Why did even the TV series come out, no, Fengyun first seemed to be a comic, or a comic in Hong Kong. This Xiong Siwen has such a rich imagination, it's a waste not to write a novel. But turn into a dragon...... It's really a good mouth. "Let's hope so." Huang Wenbin said.

"Virtuous son-in-law!" Father Xiao pulled Huang Wenbin aside, "Oh, you gave me a dowry of 120,000 yuan for Xiao Lei, and it cost 30,000 yuan to buy four dogs!" ”

In other words, Xiao Lei is equal to sixteen dogs, which is indeed a little wrong, but the account can't be calculated like this, how can people calculate money, and the dowry is not a sale of daughters, even if Xiao's father thinks so in his heart, he can't declare it. Not to mention dogs, a pig also costs one or two thousand yuan, is Xiao Lei still equal to one hundred and twenty pigs? "This is different, I buy Tibetan mastiffs for business." Huang Wenbin said.

"I mean," Father Xiao rubbed his hands, "one snow mastiff is not worth much, two are worth five thousand yuan, and four are worth thirty thousand." As soon as this thing is packaged, is the price high? Although I don't have any other daughters, Xiao Lei still has several cousins and cousins, do you want to pack them up and collect them together? ”

What a thought about this! Can people pack and sell it, even if Xiao Lei is willing, can her cousin and cousin be willing? Even if the cousins and cousins are willing, the law does not support it, and now they cannot marry concubines, unless they go abroad to places where polygamy is allowed. Even if everyone is willing, and they go to that kind of place, it is also the parents of their cousin and cousin who receive the dowry, what is the matter with Xiao's father.

"I don't have an appetite for that." Huang Wenbin said.

"Hey, my nieces are very pitiful, especially the eldest niece." Xiao's father said, "The family is poor, or for her to go to high school, and she was admitted to college, my brother-in-law is sick, my sister-in-law is the only one in the family who can make money, and she can't come back from working outside, so my niece can only stay at home to take care of her father." Later, the family thought of marrying my niece out of the country so that the family could relieve their difficulties, but when they calculated, there was no 150,000 yuan that was not enough to cure the disease. Everyone said that this money was too much, and he still hasn't married out. ”

If you can't get married, then work hard to make money, even if you don't go to a nightclub sauna and bath, it's always okay to wash your feet, right? If you go to a big city in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen or something, there are five or six thousand a month, and if you save money, you can save forty or fifty thousand a year, and 150,000 yuan is not a matter of three or four years.

"It's very pitiful, just right, look at my bear brother, he is twenty years old this year, he is not married, and he wants to find an honest and reliable wife with a clean net worth, or call your niece to go on a blind date with my bear brother. My brother Xiong is also from the countryside, and his family is rich, with dozens of acres of fruit trees, and he can sell three varieties for one pound in the provincial capital. 150,000 has no problem with him at all. ”

"Yes...... Actually......" Xiong Siwen suddenly became embarrassed, "It's still more difficult to take out 150,000 now, and it will probably be no problem in a few years." If you have to do it now, me and Brother Huang. That's it, Uncle Xiao, is your niece as beautiful as your daughter? No, it doesn't take eighty percent, seven to do it. ”

"My daughter is a flower in the village, the most beautiful in the village." Xiao's father said proudly, "But my niece is not bad, and Xiao Lei is a ...... Anyway, it's pretty anyway. ”

"So good? Then hurry up and introduce your niece to me! Xiong Swen said.

"Okay, their house is not far away, I'll call them over for dinner later." Father Xiao said, "If you can do it, I will also be a matchmaker for a while." Hey, my grandfather has passed it down, and it's good not to be a matchmaker, not to be a guarantor, and not to be a matchmaker, but I didn't expect to be a matchmaker today. ”

After speaking, he sighed, making Huang Wenbin inexplicable, didn't you take the initiative to say that there is such a niece? Or Xiong Siwen understands his thinking better, "Uncle Xiao, if this thing can really be done, I must have a thank you matchmaking gift, what about the rules over there, the thank you matchmaker gift is generally one-tenth of the dowry, I don't know what your rules are here." ”

"It's nothing, it's nothing, I'm worried about my niece, thank you or something, it doesn't matter if you want it or not." Father Xiao said.

"You have to, how can you not want it." Xiong Siwen said, "You can't be rude." ”

"Nephew Xian is really polite, in fact, our rules here, thank you for the matchmaker...... Forget it, just follow the rules of the virtuous nephew's side. Father Xiao smiled from ear to ear, "My niece, she is really beautiful, kind, smart and capable, and filial to ......her in-laws."

"If we can make it, we will also become relatives." Xiong Siwen said.

"That's, that's, in the future, the virtuous nephew will have to come over more to visit relatives." Xiao's father said, "We have beautiful mountains and rivers here, and the people are even more beautiful." ”

"Definitely, definitely, my eldest brother Huang bought me a car, and it will be convenient for my relatives to go in the future." Xiong Siwen also said.

The two talked happily, and they didn't even look carefully at the potholes on the ground, and walked in muddy water. Soon returned to Xiao's house, Xiao Lei and her mother had finished crying and sat on the small bench respectively, "Are you back?" Why do you still have two dogs? Xiao Lei was startled when she saw the two big dogs.

"Just bought." Huang Wenbin said "sit down" to the two dogs, and the two dogs obediently squatted down, sticking out their long tongues and panting, "Do you have any rental trucks here?" I'm going to get these two dogs back. "There's a lot of space in the Passat, but it can't fit three people and two dogs, unless Svenken Xiong stays in the back seat with the two dogs.

"Didn't you talk about the smell? How did it become a dog? Xiao Lei was puzzled.

"Well, I told him that he could build a biogas digester and take the dog manure to ferment, so that it wouldn't smell." Huang Wenbin said, "Then I bought a few dogs by the way, and got these two back first." ”

"If you want to rent a truck, you have to go to town." Xiao Lei said.

"That's the old Huang calendar, and there are people in our village who are running transportation now, so Silly Biao's family bought a small truck." Father Xiao said, "It will cost more than 2,000 yuan to transport it back to you from here, or you can contact and see if there is anything that can be pulled back there, so it will be cheaper." ”

"Two thousand? It's too expensive. Xiong Siwen said, "It's less than a day, and the pickup truck charges 2,000 yuan is too much." It's better to go to the county seat to find a car, or more directly, take it back with the Passat. Anyway, it's just two dogs, just squeeze it. Fengyun is so well-behaved, he shouldn't bite people. ”

"Animals are different from people, and long-distance transportation is dangerous. It's still such a precious beast, it's easy to have an accident with a small car. Xiao's father persuaded him, "In the past, when we transported pigs, more than a dozen of them always had to die, and once we were delayed on the highway, and the traffic jam was blocked for a long time, and we desperately drenched four or five of them." A dog may be better than a pig, but with such tens of thousands of dollars, if one dies, won't it be a big loss? ”

"The pickup van isn't necessarily better than the Passat." Xiong Siwen said.

"It's different, it's a car with a closed cargo compartment, and the shock absorption is very good, and it won't shake so much on mud roads." Xiao's father said, "Silly Biao's car is a good car, imported from abroad, the nose is brand new, and others have only used it for less than five years, and they haven't driven it much." I bought it for only 30,000 yuan, but unfortunately I didn't have any money at that time, if I had money, I would have earned it back in two years if I bought it and ran transportation. The stupid Biao family is rich, and they can come up with 30,000 yuan at any time, and they still have dogs at home, not the local dogs we often use, but the kind of big wolf dogs, thousands of dollars each. ”

While he was talking, three people came up from the path, and one of them was holding a wolf dog in his hand, "Huh? Isn't that stupid? Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. I also took his two relatives with me, and I just asked him how much it cost to rent a car. Father Xiao raised his hand and greeted him, "Silly biao! ”

"You're only ...... It's stupid! "This stupid guy stutters a little," he ...... Damn it! Lao Xiao, you accepted me a dowry of 100,000 yuan, and it was ...... in a blink of an eye I let my daughter go, and I dared to come back when I ran away, when I was a dead man. I'll snatch your daughter back today, and if the grass doesn't die, I won't be called a stupid biao! ”

The three of them walked in and saw that Huang Wenbin was holding two big dogs in his hands. As if sensing their hostility, the two of them stood up, glaring fiercely and letting out a low growl. Silly Biao held the big wolf dog in his hand, and when he saw two of his kind twice as big as himself, he was so frightened that he hid behind Silly Biao. Silly Biao was also startled, but he didn't know what to do. Xiong Siwen walked up to Silly Biao, looked down at him, shook his chest muscles twice, and asked, "Are you Silly Biao?" ”

"Well...... My name is Jiang Biao, and the village calls me Silly Biao. Silly Biao said with a bitter face, "What do you call this good man?" ”

"My name is Xiong Sven, and under normal circumstances, I am very Sven." Xiong Siwen raised his hand and wiped his nose, showing the large strong muscles on his hand, "This is my Big Brother Huang, and now Xiaolei is with my Big Brother Huang, are you dissatisfied?" ”

"I know that I've seen it on TV, and I make a bun shop." Silly Biao was frightened, and even spoke a lot more eloquently, "There is no dissatisfaction, but Lao Xiao accepted my 100,000 yuan as a dowry, and only returned 50,000, and 50,000 yuan was not returned to me." Now that Xiaolei has found a home, I want to ask when the 50,000 yuan will be returned to me. ”

"You don't have to worry about this, Boss Huang has a lot of money, you see that his two dogs just spent 30,000 yuan to buy them at Minghui Farm, and your 50,000 yuan is not a matter." Xiao's father said, "He has promised me to give me a dowry of 120,000 yuan, and he will be able to get it in a few days." And you know my money, I didn't spend it, I bought a homestead, and ordered reinforced concrete to build a house, can I still run away? ”