Chapter 473: Can't be provoked
On the square in front of the main building of the Green Club, Wang Ke looked at the two black Audi cars slowly driving in the direction of him with that faint smile. And behind the Audi, there is also a small container van.
Yang Feng beside him, with a complicated look in his eyes, he felt a mysterious aura from Wang Ke, this aura made him feel a sense of vastness and mystery, as if he was facing an endless universe.
And standing in front of the two of them were the sloppy thief god and Chen Yanzhu.
At this time, the sloppy thief looked listless, and his eyes did not pay attention to the vehicles driving in the distance, but with the eyes of thieves and rats, he swept over the female members who came to consume from the green club from time to time.
Once, Wang Ke had seen this side of the sloppy thief god, but when he was teasing him, the old man blushed and said that he was appreciating the artwork, he said that all women are works of art in his eyes, some of the artworks are exquisite, some of the artworks are decorated well, and some of the artworks belong to the crooked melon and cracked jujube type!
For the substitution of the word "artwork", Wang Ke admired him for his five-body throw, thinking about the first time I saw him holding the red belly pocket that I don't know where I got it, and treasured it like a treasure, Wang Ke looked at his appearance of thief eyebrows and rat eyes, and he didn't feel anything unusual.
And Ouyang Yan, who had never seen the sloppy thief god before, moved closer to Wang Ke with his footsteps, almost standing side by side with Wang Ke, and asked in a low voice: "Wang Ke, this thief god is so old, and he is still so?" Does he still have that ability? If so, I'll find him a few sisters who like the old man, and serve him well? ”
Wang Ke turned his head with a smile and laughter, and before he could speak, the sloppy thief god's body quickly turned around, and his old face was annoyed and angry, glaring at Yang Feng angrily, and shouted angrily: "Stinky boy, talk nonsense again, old man, I tore your mouth." Who said I wasn't capable? The old man, my ability is very strong, and I can still be a pillar of optimus every morning. Forget it, you look at me with that kind of lewd eyes, it's because you don't understand me, and I don't have any common language with you. If you dare to chew your tongue again, I'll whip you. ”
Yang Feng shrank his head, but he had heard about the sloppy thief god's strong combat power, so he stupidly retreated half a step back, looked at his nose and nose, and was silent.
Wang Ke still smiled lightly, as if he hadn't heard what Yang Feng was saying just now, and as if he hadn't seen the sloppy thief god's annoyed and angry appearance, as if he didn't care about himself and hung high.
The sloppy thief god turned his head, his eyes became a little weird, and after just a dozen seconds, he turned his head again, and even took a step back, and his voice was several beats lower than just now: "Boy, do you really have a sister paper that likes the old man?" Do they really have this hobby? ”
Yang Feng's face was stunned, and the expression on his face instantly became extremely exciting.
Wang Ke was almost choked to death by the words of the sloppy thief god, and when he quickly turned his head to the side, he could no longer maintain that faint smile, and couldn't help but roll his eyes, his shoulders trembled slightly, and the kind of patience that wanted to laugh wildly, but didn't dare to laugh, made him feel very hard.
The sloppy thief god looked at Yang Feng's wonderful appearance, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh, the old face turned red again, and after snorting coldly, he took a step forward, twisted his head back, and hummed: "This forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds, and those young girls don't even let go of old men like us, and they are definitely not good birds." Don't, don't. ”
Chen Yanzhu, who was standing beside him, usually looked serious, even if Wang Ke surprised him every time, he would only laugh for a while, and then return to a serious appearance, but at this moment, he obviously heard the conversation between the sloppy old man and Yang Feng, and even when he turned his head, he also found the appearance of Yang Feng and Wang Ke, and suddenly couldn't help but laugh and said: "Old sloppy, don't be sentimental, hahaha...... Just you? I don't think it's a young girl, even if it's a rabbit, I'm afraid I won't like you. Look at your sloppy appearance, people are afraid that your big snot will rub against their beautiful little faces! Ha Lu Ha ......"
The sloppy thief god's face changed, and he raised his wrinkled fist in annoyance, and shouted angrily: "The old thing surnamed Chen, are you looking for a beating?" Don't think that if you are two years older than me, I won't dare to beat you, if you really push me into a hurry, even if Wang Ke is a little rabbit cub, I can't pull it. ”
Chen Yanzhu raised his head, looked provocative, and shouted, "Come on? I'll see if you dare to do it? I'll see if you dare to touch me? See? Did you see the car coming over there? My old friends are here, and if you dare to do it, we will join forces and bully you to death. ”
The sloppy thief god seemed to think of something, quickly glanced at the cars in the distance, and then snorted: "Forget it, in fact, I hate your old friends the most in my heart, if you weren't there, I really want to pinch them all to death." Old man, I was tired and tired yesterday because I saved you, so I stopped waiting for them with you and went back to sleep. ”
Wang Ke rolled his eyes in his heart, looking at the appearance of the sloppy thief god pulling the shelf to leave, he suddenly took two steps helplessly, reached out and grabbed the sloppy thief god's arm, and said: "Thief God, you just say a few words!" Today is when Senior Chen meets his old friend, don't embarrass him! Remember, your old man is not a child anymore, noisy is noisy, but you can't mess around when you are serious. After all, today is about how many medicinal herbs I can buy. ”
The sloppy thief god looked at Chen Yanzhu, who turned his head and no longer looked at him, and snorted twice before exclaiming: "Forget it, old man, I look at your kid's face, and I won't worry about this old guy today." After today, I'm going to have to use my skills to beat up this old guy. When the time comes, if you dare to pull me again, I will beat you and Yang Feng by the way. ”
Yang Feng, who was standing behind the most man, had a look of surprise on his face, and muttered, "Senior thief god, what's the matter with me?" Wang Kela, you just beat him. ”
The sloppy thief god turned his head and said angrily: "You and he are brothers, can I beat him and run away from you?" Didn't you burn yellow paper, drink blood wine, kowtow and worship? Didn't you make a vow to share blessings and hardships? If I beat him up, you'll be able to stay and watch? Who is this blessed and deserved? ”
"It's a problem."
Yang Feng raised his neck and said, then looked at the sloppy thief god about to explode, and immediately retracted all the raised necks, and moved two steps backwards, making it look like he couldn't afford to hide from me.
The sloppy thief god looked at Yang Feng's appearance, then grinned, glanced at Chen Yanzhu quickly, then raised his chin, and when he turned his head to look at the cars, he snorted twice.
Yang Feng raised his head and looked at Wang Ke looking at him and smiling slyly at him, and immediately grinned.
If others threatened to beat him, he would have been furious, but the person in front of him who threatened to beat him was a sloppy thief god, and he was full of helplessness. He dared to provoke others, but this living ancestor in front of him, even if he was given a few guts, he would not dare to provoke!
At the beginning, after he saw the sloppy thief god next to Wang Ke, in order to find out the identity of this old man, he sneaked the photo of the sloppy thief god into his hands, and then passed it to his father, and his father did not know the identity of the sloppy thief god, so he sent this photo to the old man in the capital again.
To the disbelief of Yang Feng and his father, even the old man said that he had never seen this face and had never heard of the name of "thief god".
Originally, this matter was over, but half a day later, when Yang Feng's grandfather, the high-ranking and powerful old man, asked several elders of the family if they had heard of the name of the thief god, and the ancestors of Yang Feng at that time, after hearing the name "thief god", their bodies trembled a few times, and their faces were shocked. Even, what Yang Feng's grandfather didn't expect the most at that time was that the old men of their fathers' generation covered their pockets with their hands together, revealing a thief-proof appearance.
It didn't take long for Yang Feng and Yang Feng's father to receive a death order from the old man in the capital. Even if you pierce a hole in the sky, you can provoke the thief god, but you can't provoke the "living ancestor" of the thief world.
Yang Feng didn't understand why the old man would send such an order, but relying on the old man's favor, he secretly called the old man, and when he learned from the old man that the ancestors of the family were still alive, after hearing the reaction of the word "thief god", he realized that this old guy who often has a hippie smile, thief eyebrows, and no proper shape is definitely not provoked by himself, otherwise, he will wait to go bankrupt!
He couldn't understand how Wang Ke knew the thief god, and he was a friend with this living ancestor who couldn't be provoked. He secretly inquired about Wang Ke, and Wang Ke sent him away in a few words, but from those three words, he heard that Wang Ke and the sloppy thief god had fought side by side and saved each other's lives.
This is also why Yang Feng always felt that Wang Ke was shrouded in a mysterious aura, just like the vast universe, making him unpredictable no matter what method he used.
Two black Audi sedans slowly stopped in front of several people in the square, and as the four men wearing sunglasses and black suits quickly came down, they opened the doors of the two cars with a brush, and the three white-haired old men slowly walked down from the car, and even to Wang Ke and Yang Feng's surprise, one of the old men was actually wearing a cyan robe worn by the ancients during the Qing Dynasty.
Wonderful!
Wang Ke and Yang Feng glanced at each other, and they both saw the meaning in each other's eyes. With a strange smile, the two of them followed behind Chen Yanzhu and the sloppy thief god, and walked quickly to meet them.
"Lao Zhu, Lao Sun, Lao Yan, why haven't you three old immortals gone down to enjoy your happiness? Welcome, welcome! I haven't seen you for so many years, I thought I would have to wait until the Qingming Festival of the next year to meet you! "The person who rushed to the front was not Chen Yanzhu, but a sloppy thief god with a dirty smile on his face.
The three old men who walked out of the Audi car were all wearing bright smiles, but just now their eyes were almost focused on their old friend Chen Yanzhu, so they didn't pay attention to the sloppy thief. However, after they got out of the car, they saw the sloppy thief god rushing to the front, listening to his that couldn't spit out ivory, the smiles on the faces of the three old men suddenly disappeared, their faces turned dark, and the corners of the three old men's mouths twitched a few times before they took another step.
"Old sloppy, even if you die as an old thing, a few of us won't die." Among them, the old man surnamed Zhu scolded angrily.
The sloppy thief god blew his nose vigorously, then wiped it clean on his body, rubbed his hands against each other, and then stretched out his hand, shook hands with the three elders, and said with a smile: "Immortal, immortal, you can live for a thousand years, come on, come on, let's make love and affection." ”
The three old men stopped again in unison, and even took two steps back in unison, and then covered their pockets one by one, looking at the sloppy thief with a vigilant face.
The sloppy thief god stumbled at his feet, and almost fell to the ground, his eyes were full of annoyance and anger, and he shouted angrily: "You three old immortals, why do you treat me like a thief? Old man, I ......."
"There is ......"
Before the three old men finished talking about the sloppy thief myth, they shouted in unison.