On April 1, 9527 AH, the air pollution index was 6180339, and the end of the world was over. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Alpha Ninety-Nine, enter the time machine and sit down." The Doctor built another time machine today, and I was treated as a guinea pig in the experiment.

As the creator of us artificial humans, the Doctor doesn't seem to have any special feelings for us. I don't know if it's a coincidence or a program, but before Sister Ninety-Eight left, she often complained to me about the doctor, and when she was alone, she always played a song, "He Doesn't Love Me".

This is already the ninety-ninth time the Doctor's salvation experiment. The reason why it is the ninety-ninth time, it is obvious that the previous ninety-eight experimental doctors have failed. So this time, it's finally my turn as android Ninety-Nine.

The failure of the experiment is tragic, and I recorded the whole process on my hard drive, the previous failed experiment. The ninety-eight man-made compatriots in front of them all died heroically while the experiment failed.

I think that in the eyes of human beings, as martyrs who sacrificed for the salvation of the world, they should be singing and crying, but in reality, no one cares about their sacrifices.

Every time an experiment fails, the Doctor just stamps his feet and scratches his head, and sometimes scolds his sacrificed compatriots for being idiots. In fact, in my judgment, we are all made by doctors, and doctors are the same characters as our fathers, and if we are idiots, isn't the doctor the father of idiots?

Every time after the Doctor's outburst, there would always be a sweeping aunt coming over, ruthlessly, sweeping up the scattered pieces of my fellow androids and throwing them into the garbage bin, and I could only watch every time.

It's been exactly a full year since Sister Ninety-Eight died, is it finally my turn this time? I can't resist the Doctor, because I'm an artificial person created by the Doctor, and I obediently walked into the time machine.

The siren sounded, the experiment began, and I kept my eyes open as I recorded the whole process.

The wind is surging, the sand and dust are all over the sky, and it seems that the experiment is about to succeed! I should have been so happy, so happy! But I don't know what it means to be happy.

The Doctor used to say that thieves always like to frustrate people's hopes when they are most proud, and I believe it now.

On the death day of the ninety-eighth sister, on the April Fool's Day of the end of the day, the thief was still so interested, and specially sent a lightning bolt to make a little joke with the doctor.

The moment before the time saw that the machine was about to cross,

The 'Pop' controller was suddenly struck by a bolt of lightning.

The "boom" controller exploded throughout.

I saw that at the last moment, the wormhole got out of control, and I felt that my luck was really bad, could it be that Sister Ninety-Eight missed me today?

The wormhole also cracked after shaking violently, and then collapsed completely.

As a guinea pig who has the potential to save the world, the doctor has given us a lot of high-tech equipment, but in the wormhole full of gravitational storms, I still have no ability to resist, and in the face of breakdown, I chose to automatically shut down.

Before shutting down, I saw that the experiment had failed, and the time machine had been scrapped, but I didn't seem to be scrapped, I was sucked in by the space turbulence...

Auto-restart, I woke up, opened my eyes to see the blue sky and white clouds, and saw the green trees and green mountains.

I thought it was due to gravitational field interference, and my graphics card failed, causing the video signal to be stringed, so I took the initiative to shut down for maintenance, and then automatically restarted.

As soon as I had completed the automatic restart, I heard several people talking next to me, and the radar showed that they were currently flying at a speed of 200 meters per second, at an altitude of 2,000 meters above the ground. I'm a little surprised that they can fly! Are they also androids?

"This doll is so realistic!"

"yes, it's exactly like a real person!"

"The eldest lady usually likes to collect all kinds of dolls, and she must like this one so big!"

"It's the eldest lady's birthday in a few days, if the boss gives this puppet as a birthday gift to the eldest lady, he will definitely be able to please the eldest lady!"

"Really? That's what you kid said! If the eldest lady doesn't like it then, see how I clean you up! ”

"Don't worry, boss, although this doll's costume is a little weird, but the eldest lady likes these strange things, and she must love it when she sees it!"

"Really? Aha! ”

I wanted to open my eyes to see them, but when I opened my eyes, I saw green waters, green mountains, blue skies and white clouds.

This time I'm sure the graphics card is not broken, looking at the strange costumes of a few people, I think it may be my hard drive is broken, these scenes, obviously should be stored in the hard disk data.

The world I live in should be black water and yellow mountains, gray sky and dark clouds. Someone is flying in the sky, this is all in the hard drive, thousands of years ago, human beings were popular, and only in fantasy TV dramas.

It seems that it should have come out of the wormhole, and the impact was too big when it landed, and the hard disk was shaken and broken, resulting in the wrong reading line. I decided to take the initiative to shut down the maintenance again, and when the maintenance was complete, I would automatically restart it again.

As the system shut down, at the end I heard them speak again:

"Boss, this puppet seems to have moved just now!"

"This puppet has no spiritual line, it is definitely not a puppet, it does not have a little aura, it is definitely not an immortal puppet, it is just a dead thing, how can it move on its own? Do you see clearly? ”

"Boss, I think I just saw it move!"

"Really?"

"Boss, it seems to be true! Because I saw it too! ”

"Boss, in fact, I saw it too, so you didn't see it when you flew in front."

"Boss, this thing is a little evil, why don't the five of us work together and give it a second-level immobilization ban!"

"That's fine! Lest this thing suddenly move from time to time, it would be bad if it scared the eldest lady! ”

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I don't know how long later, when I woke up again, tragedy happened, the circuit self-test was obviously fine, but I couldn't move. I found myself firmly imprisoned by a mysterious force, and the air around me became like cement.

In a carved hall, I was placed on a chair next to four swarthy and stout young men, who were leisurely drinking tea at the moment. As I was scanning around with the radar, I heard what seemed to be someone talking nearby.

"Happy birthday to the eldest lady! I heard that you like to collect dolls, so this time I specially found a doll that looks exactly like a real person to give it to you! Hope it makes you happy! "A stout young man with dark skin is now following a young and beautiful girl, with a flattering face.

This beautiful girl's name is Xu Xianzi, a dark-skinned sturdy guy, his name is Xu Ping, he is the head of the Xu family's nursing home, and he is also Xu Xianzi's cousin.

"Where, Xu Ping? Bring it to me first, if I'm not satisfied, don't follow me all the time! The girl seemed to hate the boy who followed her, and looked at the sturdy young man with disdain.

The girl should be thinking in her heart at the moment, 'Sister Doll has seen a lot, no matter what you take out for a while, I can't say good, and then drive you away, hum.'" ’

"Miss, don't worry, it's in the front hall, there are still a few steps away, you can see it in a while!" The dark-skinned stout guy is responding to the beautiful girl with a smile on his face.

The sturdy young man was very proud at this time, "It seems that this time I can finally please my cousin!" ’

"Since it's in the living room, let's go!" The girl is very tired of this bright face is the identity of the nursing home.,It's actually the illegitimate son of the cousin.,And abuse the power of the nursing home all day long.,I like to go around around the sturdy guy when I'm fine.。

The girl thought with some contempt in her heart, 'I feel deprived of oxygen when I stay with you for a long time, and every time I run away from home, he denounces me, like an abominable mosquito, and at the same time surrounds me all day long, and will come to suck my blood while I am unprepared.' ’

The two of them walked quickly to the door of the hall, and the girls who were wiping the handrails of the corridor by the door, saw the eldest lady coming this way, and began to salute from a distance: "Good afternoon, eldest lady!" Good afternoon, nursing home! ”

Seeing the appearance of one of the little girls clearly, the eldest lady was a little happy, and her steps were faster.

"Xiao Rou! It's all my fault that makes you suffer. Hey? I haven't seen you for a few days, you little girl seems to have grown up again! Let's let my sister pinch it! The eldest lady ran to Xiao Rou, like a beloved pet, touching Xiao Rou's head, pinching Xiao Rou's nose, and rubbing Xiao Rou's little face.

'Pinch it? Grown up again? When Xu Ping heard the eldest lady's words, he couldn't help but glance at Xiao Rou's chest a few times, thinking, "How did she develop, I didn't see her today, and she really grew up!" ’

Xiao Rou is Fairy Xu's personal maid, and Xu Fairy has lived together since childhood, Xu Fairy is the only daughter of Master Xu, in the strict family rules of Xujiazhuang, Xu Fairy's courtyard does not allow men to enter, so Xiao Rou can be said to be Xu Fairy's only playmate.

"Miss, don't keep touching my head, it won't grow tall, and don't scratch my belly, the little maid is not a kitten or a puppy." Xiaorou complained a little about the eldest lady's spoiling, but she still stood honestly in place and let the eldest lady knead it.

"You're not tall yet? I haven't seen me for a few days, and I'm almost not as tall as you! The eldest lady stood in front of Xiao Rou and compared it, and found that Xiao Rou was already at the height of her ear.

"Little Rou! Of course, Xiaorou is not a cat or a puppy, Xiaorou is my closest sister! Xiaorou rest assured, grandpa will be out of the customs today, I will go to ask grandpa to put pressure on grandpa at night, so that grandpa can transfer you back to me. The eldest lady played with Xiao Rou's back bun, and she couldn't help but smile smugly when she thought of the evening.

The eldest lady is thinking in her heart at the moment, 'Today is my birthday, my grandfather spoils me so much, and when I see my grandfather at night, I will see how my grandfather is taught a lesson by my grandfather!'" ’

"Miss, the nurse is still looking for you to have something. Why don't you go over first? Otherwise, if the master sees it, the little maid will be punished again! Xiao Rou saw that the dark-skinned sturdy guy on the side was still standing, and couldn't help but remind Fairy Xu.

Xiao Rou was a little scared in her heart and thought, "Every time the eldest lady runs away from home, it is because of this Xu Ping who told the whistleblower, and finally he was punished, the lord said that I taught the eldest lady badly, so the eldest lady who didn't let me get close, Xu Ping is watching from the sidelines now, he won't go to the whistleblower!" ’

Xiao Rou's words Xu Ping didn't seem to hear it, he was now watching the two beauties playing, and his saliva was about to flow out.

"Xu Ping, have you seen enough? Why don't you hurry up and get the dolls, what are you still looking at here? The eldest lady was reminded by Xiaorou, and then remembered that there was a mosquito beside her, so she hurriedly excused herself to see the puppet and broke Xu Ping away.

Seeing Xu Ping's obsessed look, Fairy Xu couldn't help but scold in his heart, 'What a pervert!' If it weren't for your mother protecting you, you wouldn't be castrated after reading it! ’

"I didn't see it, I didn't see anything, I'm going to get the doll!" Frightened by the eldest lady's scolding, Xu Ping hurriedly nodded in agreement, and then walked into the living room.

Seeing Xu Ping leaving, Xiao Rou scolded in a low voice, "Pervert!" ”

"Alright, don't pay attention to that pervert, leave the work here to the other maidservants! You go back and pack your things first, and you can be transferred back to me in the evening!" Xu Ping left the puppet, and the eldest lady thought that Xiaorou could come back in the evening, and her mood couldn't help but improve.

Xu Ping's strength at the tenth level of the Qi refining period, his five senses were very keen, of course he heard the scolding of Xiao Rou and Fairy Xu behind him, but because of the presence of Fairy Xu, he could only secretly scold in his heart, 'I am a pervert!' It's not a conversation between the two of you, it's so imaginative! ’

Horny, Xu Ping walked into the living room a little angrily.

"Second child, you're still drinking tea, why don't you move the puppet over quickly, the eldest lady is in a hurry to see it!" Seeing that a few of his subordinates were actually drinking tea leisurely, Xu Ping couldn't help but shout.

"Yes, Boss!" The four swarthy and sturdy guys nodded to Xu Ping in unison.

Xu Er, Xu San, Xu Si, Xu Wu, I don't know why Xu Ping is so angry, so he hurriedly made eye contact.

Xu Wu looked at Xu Er, meaning, 'Why is the boss so angry all of a sudden?' ’

Xu Er shook his head, he looked at Xu Ping, and then at Fairy Xu outside the door, which meant that "why don't you know so much, let Boss Neng be angry, and the boss doesn't dare to be angry with him, it must have something to do with the eldest lady!" ’

Xu Si and Xu San hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Xu Wu also opened his mouth in a round shape, which means 'Oh! Reasonable! ’

After a few of them made eye contact, I watched Xu Wu walk towards me, carry me, and then follow Xu Ping out of the living room.

"Miss, look, this is the puppet that our boss gave you, you see this workmanship, this feel, it's exactly the same as a real person!" Xu Wu, who was carrying me, put me in front of the eldest lady with a flattering face, breaking my hands for a while, pinching my face for a while, and would pose in various poses to show me to the eldest lady.

I'm not a Barbie doll, do you need to toss me like this? It's a pity that I can't move at full power, and I keep looking for information on the hard drive, and I still don't understand how they can bind me, and the doctor's library obviously hasn't written a program that can restrain my movement.

"It looks really good!" Seeing that I was lifelike, the eldest lady nodded.

Xu Ping heard the eldest lady's admiration and thought, "It seems that this time I finally did something to please the eldest lady for a while!" ’

I watched a few of them quietly on the side, the eldest lady looked at Xu Ping's expression, and saw Xu Ping's smug expression, and the eldest lady was suddenly unhappy.

"How is it a man?" The eldest lady looked at me who couldn't move, and blamed Xu Ping with some displeasure.

I think this woman is very strange, I am originally a man, is there anything wrong? It's a pity that I can't speak.

"It's not a man! It's just that the boobs are relatively small, you see its eyebrows are beautiful, and the man looks like this! Xu Ping explained to the eldest lady with an innocent face.

I don't know how to evaluate Xu Ping, men and women are not classified according to the size of their chests, I want to refute Xu Ping, you are as strong as a bear, your breasts are more majestic than many women, according to your classification, you must be very feminine.

"Miss, it's really not a man! Look, Miss, it doesn't have a little ding! As soon as Xu Ping finished explaining, Xu Er actually walked up to me, and he took off my pants directly, pointed to my crotch and explained to the eldest lady.

I can't react to the CPU with a scale of one Z Hz, I don't understand what they're messing with, I'm a male android, okay! It's really not a puppet like a Barbie doll, because it's an artificial person, and there is no need to reproduce, so of course there is no little Tintin.

The eldest lady covered her eyes with both hands, and when she saw the emptiness under my crotch clearly, she put down her hand, looked at Xu Ping with a disgusted face and said, "Of course I'm not a man!" A bunch of hooligans, even if it's a puppet, you can't pick up its pants in public! ”

Seeing that the eldest lady was angry, Xu Ping also looked at Xu Er with some reproach, thinking, 'Wasn't it okay just now?' How did it come to be like this! Did you really meet a pig teammate? Forget it, fortunately, Xu Er made it out, and it has nothing to do with me! ’

Xu Ping planned to transfer the eldest lady's anger to the second child, so he reprimanded Xu Er with an angry face: "Second child, how do you talk, of course the eldest lady is not a man!" Apologize! ”

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