A match that surprised everyone, Manchester United took on Liverpool away. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There was a huge surprise in the first half, when Liverpool's two goalkeepers scored two own goals.

Such a feat is estimated to be unheard of in the history of football.

Klopp felt hollowed out of his body and lost his former vitality, and he stood quietly on the sidelines.

What's going on?

Good game, two goalkeepers playing with me so big? It is more exciting to see who makes more mistakes than to see.

Kalius, who was injured and left the game, heard the news and secretly snickered, "I called you to play, I called you to play." Hehe, take the blame for me. ”

A huge black cauldron that seemed to hang from Migliole's back.

The Manchester United players were too lazy to celebrate, they felt insulted by the Liverpool players. Isn't this blatant gift-giving?

Remember, you are Liverpool, not gifts...... Burst!

Sent two own goals in a row to end the first half.

Wang Zheng didn't bother to say anything in the locker room, he enjoyed the game well, and it was estimated that he would not play so well in the future.

Instead, the home team Liverpool dressing room.

Klopp turned on the commissar's hair dryer.

"What are you guys playing with your eggs?"

"Kalius?" Klopp's saliva kept spraying on the player's face, but the player didn't dare to move.

The angry Klopp is a male lion in heat and cannot be provoked.

Glancing around, he couldn't find Kalius, "This bastard, he's injured and gone." ”

Then, he quickly shifted the target, "Miriolet! ”

"What the hell is going on with you? The last game is the game, did you see the UFO? Manchester United took a corner, didn't you see it? ”

"The referee's whistle blew, didn't you hear it? You answer me...... Answer me quickly...... Didn't hear the referee's whistle? Klopp put his arm around Migliole's shoulders and shook it.

"Nope." Miriolet said weakly.

"Poof...... Coutinho couldn't help but laugh, Migliole was too real to dare to say it if he didn't hear it.

On the playing field, I didn't hear the referee's whistle, how did he have a physical examination?

"Didn't hear the whistle?" Klopp suddenly fell silent, he short-circuited. I don't know how to continue scolding.

"You dare to say that you didn't hear it, everyone else heard it, but you didn't hear it." Klopp took a deep breath, and it was okay that he reacted, "Did you do it on purpose?" Why do others hear it, but you don't? Bastard......"

After scolding Migliole, the other players were silent, is it my turn? Hurry up and pretend to be bitter and hateful, so as to save yourself from being scolded.

Klopp then started cursing from the backline.

Then there are the midfielders.

Everyone, can earn a face of saliva.

Only when Klopp turned to the others did the player dare to wipe the saliva off his face.

Coutinho wiped his face and furrowed his brow, "Well, the smell of German roasted groping pork knuckles." ”

He put his finger in his mouth, "I can guarantee that the coach's dinner was an authentic German roast salted pork knuckle, En, and a glass of dark beer." it, I drank alcohol. ”

Jurgen Klopp scolded and turned to the forward.

Origi, with a black face, was tackled down 5 times, and he almost didn't dare to stand up.

He shuddered in his heart, "Manchester United's defenders are terrible, they all kill people in their tackles." ”

Origi, who seems to have turned into Oreo, sandwich cookies. How to eat? Whatever you want, twist it, soak it...... Eat new tricks.

"Origi ......"

From the roar of the German compatriots, Origi suddenly shook a few times, shook M? I'm still nervous! Damn it.

"What the hell are you on the field, are you afraid of death? Will they kill you? ”

Origi winced, "I'm a little worried they're going to kill me. ”

"Fart! Afraid of death, coward. How can there be a coward like you in our country? You don't deserve to play anymore. ”

Klopp took a deep breath, the forward is the battery, this German turret, completely unusable, scrapped.

Facing Manchester United, Yang Wei is simply unreasonable.

He even suspected that Wang Zheng had extended his clutches to his players, and the good players had all defected.

These players are all men with thick eyebrows and big eyes! Why did they all betray the revolution?

No, in the second half, you must change the gun! Get a turret with the best.

Jurgen Klopp takes a look at the players on the bench.

"Pull Lao Tzu's Italian cannon over."

Italian cannon!

It is clear that the Italian players of Liverpool. Or a striker player.

Originally, there were two, Ba Shen Bartotelli and Borini.

However, Balotelli has been loaned out by Jurgen Klopp and it is estimated that it will be difficult to return. And Borini, Klopp originally wanted to sell, but it didn't work out at the last moment. Fight to dispose of it in the winter transfer window.

The premise is that in this game, Borini is going to play.

There are no strikers left, all of them are injured.

There are not many Liverpool strikers in the first place, and it is only Sturridge who has been injured, and it is already all. Their forward line-up is far less than Manchester United's reserves.

Speaking of which, it's a little pitiful!

However, Manchester United have to play on four fronts, European competitions and leagues, FA Cup and League Cup, none of them are missing. They only need to face the domestic battlefield, and it is normal to have fewer strikers!

The Italian cannon originally belonged to the marginal figures, but now that he has the opportunity to play, he almost shed tears.

It's been three months, and I've been waiting for three months. Finally made me wait for a chance, I didn't want to prove how good I was. I just want everyone to know that I'm going to get back the opportunities I lost.

Thanks to the Red Army! Thanks to the commissar.

Borini wiped away his tears, "The serfs have turned over and become masters." ”

As an Italian cannon, he is ready to blast the door open for Manchester United.

The second half of the game started immediately.

Mane seems to be particularly active, a brave and good lad. He kept sprinting and could find plenty of attacking opportunities against Valencia.

The ball came from his feet, Italian cannon! Catch the ball.

"Give me the goal of the working class!" Klopp kept yelling.

Boom!

Foot to foot.

Italian striker Bolini, who was knocked to the ground by Bailly. The ball was swept away.

"There is no combat power at all, such a weak force." Bailly whispered, "Is this the Italian cannon?" It's terrible. ”

Borini was furious, and was actually despised. Black friends, you're saying the wrong thing.

Borini rushed forward and hooked Bailly from behind.

Snatch the ball!

Hehe, I grabbed it, see who dares to teach me a lesson.

Klopp covered his face, "My Italian cannon, broken." What the hell is going on with these bastards today? Are all your brains burned? ”

Beep!

The referee is not stupid, he will be yellow carded!

Foul on the tackle man in the back.

Bailly was rolling on the ground, but after Borini received a yellow card, he jumped up directly and flicked the dust on his body, "There is no sense of strength at all, it won't hurt at all!" ”

Origi off the field was scared, what body is Bailly? I was able to persevere. Doesn't it hurt at all?

How did he know that Manchester United's backline was physically strong because he was blessed by Wang Zheng. Wang Zheng's skill points are directly hit on the players, which improves the physical fitness of the players a lot.

How could Borini's strength of this level hurt people?

United controlled the tempo and passed in midfield.

The Liverpool players slowly rushed forward, ready to grab the ball.

Mane shouted, "Comrades, follow me. For the spring of Anfield, rush! ”

He sounded the horn of a counteroffensive.

Anfield is the glory of Liverpool and must not fall.

The day in Anfield is a sunny day.

Kroos is waiting for Mane!

He suddenly turned around and got stuck, and Mane couldn't get his hands on the ball with his legs long. Kroos then made a back-heel pass and the ball went under Mane's crotch.

Mkhitaryan receives the ball and bursts in with it.

Antoine Griezmann receives the ball and crosses the corner.

Nani came up, and the opportunity came out.

The Liverpool players had just scrambled a little bit and the back line immediately became porous. Exploited by several of Manchester United's frontcourt players.

A few times with one kick, the ball was immediately sent to the front.

Nani dribbled the ball easily into the box.

"I let you ruin my goals, I let you ruin my assists." Nani's heart burned with an evil fire.

Today, I had hoped to complete the double 20 target, but it was completely destroyed by Liverpool's two goalkeepers, damn it!

Sou!

Nani's shot, a cold shot, was very hidden.

But Migliole is not your average goalkeeper, this is the man who adds all the skill points to the penalty save.

Shots in general, it's okay, let you in.

But penalties, fairy kicks, sorry, I'm not Joe Hart.

Pounced out, pounced. Klopp breathed a sigh of relief, worthy of being my Red Army goalkeeper, amazing!

The ball was out of his hands, and Migliole wanted to pounce on it again.

It's too late.

Nani's movements were so fast that he didn't give the goalkeeper another chance to save. Take the ball straight into the goal.

Double 20 indicators, first complete the goal indicators.

Griezmann is envious! His goal this season is to score 17 goals, but now, he has only 16 goals.

There was no goal in the last game, and there was a short goal drought. I'm in a hurry......

He hurriedly rushed up and hugged Nani in celebration, "Brother, brother, listen to me." You've completed the goal metrics, and now the most important thing is to complete the assists. I'll do it for you, how's that? ”

Of course Nani is happy, this guy is handsome and reliable. Nani has fantasized more than once that if he had grown up like Griezmann, he would have been a Golden Globe winner, right?

3：0。

Manchester United were ahead on the road, two of which were own goals. It's all own goals from the goalkeeper, which is a bit unique.

Soon, Nani's assist account was also opened.

However, Griezmann still did not complete the goal, his shot was miraculously cleared by Migliolet, but Mkhitaryan's follow-up shot made the score 4:0.

This score is also the final score.

Nani hugged Griezmann and sighed.

"Oh my God! My assists! ”

"Oh my God! My goal count! ”

There's one more missing! Damn, in the next game, the indicators must be completed.