Chapters 11-13

Chapter 11 Erection is cut twice once

"Qin Shuiyao posted a post saying that no matter who beats you in one way, she will invite him to dinner, so now there are at least a thousand boys in Jihua How to beat you." Zhang Xiaopang replied.

Tang Jin shook his head suddenly: "Qin Shuiyao is really stingy. ”

"Dude, you want to divorce her in front of so many people, which makes her very shameless, and now it's normal for people to retaliate against you, how can you say that she is stingy?" Zhang Xiaopang obviously disagreed with Tang Jin's opinion.

"Zhang Xiaopang, Qin Shuiyao is obviously very rich, but she is reluctant to invite others to a meal, isn't this stingy?" Tang Jin Zhenzhen has words, what he said about stinginess is obviously not the same thing as what Zhang Xiaopang understands, "She clearly knows that no one can defeat me, and she is willing to invite others to dinner only if she lets others defeat me, isn't this obviously not wanting to invite people to dinner?" Therefore, she is really stingy, a generous person like me, I really can't communicate with her, and I really have to get out of the marriage. ”

Zhang Xiaopang was speechless for a while, this is generous? Why didn't he see it at all?

What makes Zhang Xiaopang even more speechless is that this product is too confident, right? No one can beat him? Although he knew that Tang Jin was very good at fighting, and he would bring down the non-violent and non-cooperative six-member group alone, but everyone knew about this matter, and most of those who wanted to defeat Tang Jin would not come to him to fight, but would use other means.

"Look, you also think Qin Shuiyao is stingy, right?" Seeing that Zhang Xiaopang didn't speak, Tang Jin was quite proud, and he persuaded another person, this eloquence is simply comparable to Su Qin.

Zhang Xiaopang looked at Tang Jin and asked weakly: "You are so generous, can you invite me to dinner at noon today?" ”

"Are you a beauty?" Tang Jin looked at Zhang Xiaopang.

Zhang Xiaopang shook his head, of course he is not a beauty, not even a beautiful man.

Tang Jin sighed and looked at Zhang Xiaopang with sympathy: "My generosity, you don't understand, as long as those beauties who like me will understand, I will let go of my broad mind and provide them with a safe harbor for free, don't you think I'm really generous?" ”

"Disgusting!" The unbeautiful girl in front finally couldn't help but curse in a low voice.

Tang Jin glanced at the girl, then stared at Zhang Xiaopang, and asked in a low voice, "Do you know her?" ”

"I know, her name is Liu Xiaoyan." Zhang Xiaopang replied.

"Oh, no wonder." Tang Jin looked suddenly realized, "She feels disgusting, most likely she is pregnant, you did it, right?" ”

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaopang was stupid for a while.

"Don Jin, you rascal!" Liu Xiaoyan looked at Tang Jin angrily, looking like she wanted to fight with him.

At the critical moment of "Jingle Bell ......", the class bell rang.

The originally noisy classroom was instantly quiet, everyone was sitting in danger, even Tang Jin was sitting very well, although Liu Xiaoyan was very angry, she could only turn around obediently at this moment to welcome the arrival of the teacher.

"Da Da ......" accompanied by the sound of heels rubbing against the ground, a beautiful woman in a professional skirt walked into the classroom, it was Su Yunfei, this class, it was English.

Su Yunfei quickly came to the podium and faced the whole class, showing a gentle smile: "Goodmorning, boysandgirls!" ”

The whole class stood up, and Tang Jin also stood up, but when others were asking the teacher in English, he said to Zhang Xiaopang: "I finally know that Teacher Su Weishenme doesn't have a boyfriend." ”

β€œweishenmeοΌŸβ€ Zhang Xiaopang couldn't help but ask.

Seeing that everyone else began to sit down, Tang Jin also sat down, and then said to Zhang Xiaopang, "Didn't you hear what Teacher Su said just now?" ”

Zhang Xiaopang was a little puzzled: "Teacher Su didn't seem to say anything just now, right?" ”

"Zhang Xiaopang, your ears are not very good!" Tang Jin looked at Zhang Xiaopang with some sympathy, "Didn't you hear what Teacher Su said?" She said, the girl touches you, I have to cut twice for erection, don't you think Teacher Su is too demanding of her boyfriend? Let a beautiful woman touch someone, and don't allow them to react, if there is a reaction, you have to castrate him twice, who dares to be her boyfriend? ”

Zhang Xiaopang was dumbfounded, talent, this is really a talent, he has grown so big, it is the first time he has heard this sentence explained in English.

"Dude, you're awesome!" Zhang Xiaopang gave Tang Jin a thumbs up, and at this moment, he admired Tang Jin a little.

"Tang Jin, Zhang Lei, don't talk in class." Su Yunfei's voice came at this time, the classroom was not big, although the two of them were not very loud, they still attracted Su Yunfei's attention, of course, Su Yunfei definitely didn't hear what Tang Jin said clearly.

Tang Jin and Zhang Xiaopang obediently closed their mouths and said no more.

But at this moment, the girl named Liu Xiaoyan in front of Tang Jin raised her hand: "Teacher Su." ”

"Liu Xiaoyan, what's the matter?" Su Yunfei asked.

"Report to the teacher, Don Kim is playing hooligan on you." Liu Xiaoyan said.

"What?" Su Yunfei frowned, looking a little incredulous.

Liu Xiaoyan took out a mobile phone from under the table, and then began to play the recording, daring that she had been prepared for a long time, and actually recorded the conversation between Tang Jin and Zhang Xiaopang directly.

A few seconds later.

Everyone in the classroom was stunned when they heard it, especially the sentence that I have to cut twice made the boys admire the girls and blush, while Su Yunfei was so angry that her face was blue, her delicate body trembled slightly, and she looked like she might explode at any time.

Everyone began to look forward to Teacher Su's seizure and the scene of Tang Jin's punishment, but after a few seconds, they were disappointed, Su Yunfei actually forcibly suppressed the anger and did not break out on the spot, she just looked at Tang Jin coldly and said: "Tang Jin, you stand outside the classroom, you don't have to listen to this class!" ”

Hearing this, Tang Jin looked very happy, he stood up and grinned at Su Yunfei: "Teacher Xiexie, Teacher Zaijian." ”

After saying these words, Tang Jin opened the back door of the classroom and walked out, but he didn't really stand at the door, but walked straight away.

Tang Jin's reaction naturally made Su Yunfei even more angry, at this moment, she couldn't help but start complaining in her heart about the principal, how could such a student be arranged into her class?

What Tang Jin and Su Yunfei didn't know was that just a few minutes later, a post appeared on the campus forum of Ningshan No. 2 Middle School, with the title: "A female teacher of literature and art encountered a rogue male student!" ”

The allusion of Bo cutting twice once also spread out at a very fast speed, and I am afraid that even Tang Jin did not expect that from then on, no English teacher in Ningshan No. 2 Middle School would use this sentence as the opening remarks of the class.

At this moment, Tang Jin walked out of the gate of Ningshan No. 2 Middle School again, and then walked in the direction of the Big Fat Sheep Shabu Mutton Restaurant, not to eat, but to collect debts.

Chapter 12: The Model of the Debtor

Tang Jin was very poor, his irresponsible master only left him a hundred yuan before he pretended to be dead and disappeared, although he was lucky, on the way to Ningshan City, he didn't spend money by car, and yesterday he won another hundred yuan from Zhang Xiaopang, but after spending twenty yuan for breakfast this morning, he still only had one hundred and eighty yuan in cash.

For ordinary high school students, if they just eat, and they eat in the school cafeteria, one hundred and eighty yuan can actually be used for half a month, saving a little, it is not a problem to use it for a month, but Tang Jin is not an ordinary high school student, he is a super foodie.

Eating four or five catties of meat at a meal is just a piece of cake for Tang Jin, last night he ate a thousand yuan of mutton in the Big Fat Sheep Shabu Mutton Restaurant, there is no doubt that if he lets go of eating, the one hundred and eighty yuan on his body is not enough for him to eat one meal, even according to the usual half-full and half-hungry way of eating, this one hundred and eighty yuan is only enough for him to eat two meals.

Therefore, Tang Jin is really poor, so poor that he has no money to eat, and if he wants to live his beautiful new life in Ningshan City, he must first find a way to fill his stomach, that is, he must make money.

In order to have a big meal at noon, Tang Jin decided to collect the debt first, and the dead bald head named Wang Manzi still owed him 12,000.

Although Tang Jin knew that Wang Manzi was knocked unconscious by him and went to the hospital, he didn't know which hospital Wang Manzi went to, and he was still very clear about his strength, he thought that Wang Manzi had probably been discharged from the hospital now, so he decided to simply go to Wang Manzi's residence to collect debts.

Tang Jin walked unhurriedly on the street of Ningshan South Road, it was the rush hour for work at the moment, there were many pedestrians on the street, all of them were walking in a hurry, this time, Tang Jin, who was slow, seemed to stand out a little in the crowd.

A dilapidated van without a license plate drove past Don King, then suddenly braked sharply, and then the van reversed and stopped next to Don King.

The car door was opened, and an angry voice came from inside: "Give Lao Tzu zhanzhu!" ”

With this roar, a bald man with a small figure and a fleshy face got out of the car, and then two flat-headed young men also jumped out of the car.

Tang Jin heard the voice a little familiar, turned around, and saw the bald head, he couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Huh? Dead bald, did you send me money? Yes, it's really good, there are so few people like you who are so conscious, if everyone who owes debts is as conscious as you, this shijie will definitely be a lot more harmonious, bald head, bald head, you are simply a model of debtors, your image is really getting brighter and brighter, look, your bald head is getting brighter and brighter! ”

This bald man is Wang Manzi, and now Wang Manzi's image is actually not brilliant at all, but a little embarrassed, his eyes are bloodshot, and he looks haggard, and his right hand is still tied with a plaster cast and bandaged around his neck, which is obviously Tang Jin's masterpiece yesterday.

The two flat-headed young men behind Wang Manzi were both in their early twenties, wearing the same black vests, and both had an obvious tattoo on their right hand and arm, and the tattoo pattern was also the same, which was a scorpion with teeth and claws.

"Brother Barbarian, is this the kid?" One of the flat-headed young men glanced at Tang Jin and asked with some confusion.

"That's right, it's me, give me the money." Don Kim took the initiative to answer.

"I'll give your mother's money!" Wang Manzi roared angrily, "You guys go up together, break this kid's hands and feet for me!" ”

"Yes, Brother Barbarian!" Although the two flat-headed youths were a little confused, they still answered in unison, and then took a step at the same time, one hand at the other, grabbing Tang Jin's shoulders respectively.

Obviously, these two wanted to control Tang Jin first, but unfortunately, their wishful thinking had no effect at all in front of Tang Jin.

"Dead bald, you really can't stand praise!" Tang Jin sighed, then raised both hands at the same time, grabbed one of the two flat-headed young men very casually, and then, Tang Jin's hands pulled down slightly!

"Click!"

"Click!"

"Ugh!"

"I'm grass!"

The crisp sound of bones was accompanied by a scream and painful scolding, and the arms of the two flat-headed young men were dislocated at the same time.

"Did I tell you I don't like violence?" Tang Jin let go of his hand, then suddenly raised his foot, kicked out two kicks quickly, and kicked the two flat-headed young men to the ground, "If I didn't say it, then I'll say it again, I really don't like violence, so what, if you have to use violence against me, then I'll be very unhappy, I'm not happy, I'll be more violent, now, you understand?" ”

The two flat-headed young men fell to the ground, their faces were in cold sweat, not because of the heat, but because the pain was unbearable, they didn't speak, there was a faint fear in their eyes, at this time, they finally understood the reason why Wang Manzi's wrist would be broken.

Tang Jin also ignored the two flat-headed young men anymore, he turned his head to look at Wang Manzi, and looked very unhappy: "Dead bald, you made me do something I don't like to do, so what, I'm very unhappy now, because I'm unhappy, I decided to make your compensation change from twelve percent to twenty percent, so, now, you owe me 20,000." ”

Before the words fell, Tang Jin suddenly reached out, grabbed Wang Manzi's right hand wrapped in a bandage, and squeezed it slightly.

"Ugh!" Wang Manzi let out an earth-shattering scream, and the severe pain made his facial muscles begin to twitch.

Wang Manzi's screams did not attract many people's attention, although this is the street, but many people have already avoided the situation here, and even if someone hears the screams, they will only hide farther, and will not come forward to ask for trouble.

"Dead bald, are you willing to give money now?" Tang Jin asked unhurriedly while straining slightly.

"I'm grass...... Yes...... Boy, you have a ...... Yes...... You're ruthless...... Yes...... Lao Tzu gave money...... "Wang Manzi was not convinced at first, but the pain became more and more intense, making him scream again and again, and immediately gave in to Tang Jin, this kind of severe pain like salt in the wound was completely beyond his ability to bear.

"That's right, it's natural to repay debts, and I'm very reasonable." Tang Jin finally let go of Wang Manzi's hand, looking quite satisfied, "Give the money quickly, I don't want to delay your time to go to the hospital." ”

Wang Manzi gritted his teeth, took out a wallet from his trouser pocket with his left hand, and looked at Tang Jin with some unwillingness while counting the money: "Boy, my Wang Manzi is here to admit it, if you really have a seed, leave your name!" ”

Chapter 13: The Golden Dart

"My name is Tang Jin, Tang of Tang Gate, Jin of Gold." Tang Jin had a bright smile on his face, "I am a disciple of the Tang Sect, I like gold, I live in Ningshan No. 2 Middle School, you are welcome to come and send me money at any time." ”

Seeing that Wang Manzi was still counting the money, Tang Jin added: "Don't count, you only have a total of 4,800 yuan in your wallet, and there is still 15,200 yuan left, you can borrow some from the two of them." ”

"Little Seven Little Eight, do you have any money with you?" Wang Manzi was very cooperative this time, and looked at the two flat-headed young men.

The two flat-headed young men had already gotten up from the ground at this moment, although the pain was still unbearable, but they both used their other hands to find their wallets, and the three of them put together the cash and counted it, but it was still only 9,600 yuan, not even 10,000 yuan.

"Brother Barbarian, why don't I go to the ATM over there to withdraw money?" One of the flat-headed young men said, and speaking of which, the flat-headed young man looked rich, for he wore a thick gold necklace around his neck and two gold rings on his hands, making him look like an upstart.

Wang Manzi was very aggrieved in his heart, thinking that before, who dared to provoke him on this street Wang Manzi? But now, feng shui takes turns, and when he meets this kid named Tang Jin, his good days are over.

Aggrieved is aggrieved, but now he has no choice but to give money first, so when he heard Xiao Qi's proposal, he still nodded, this breath, now he can only endure it, let's talk about it after this level.

"No need to withdraw money." Tang Jin said at this time.

Wang Manzi was stunned for a moment, did this little bastard suddenly become better?

Xiao Qi and Xiaoba were also a little surprised, this kid had just tortured the barbarian brother to death, just to ask for money, why did he suddenly not want it now?

"Give me your necklace." Tang Jin looked at Xiao Qi.

"Huh?" Xiao Qi was stunned, and then said busily: "I'd better go and withdraw the money, soon!" ”

"Are you asking me to rip the necklace off your neck?" Tang Jin glared at Xiao Qi dissatisfied, "I said, I don't like violence, so I will always be a little uncontrollable when I use violence, in case I accidentally tear off the necklace but tear off your head, don't blame me." ”

Xiao Qi was depressed, this is the threat of Chiguoguo, is this a debt? It's just a robbery!

"I have robbed people hundreds of times, and it is the first time I have been robbed, his grandmother's, this time it is really a big loss!" Xiao Qi cursed secretly, and obediently took off the necklace, but he was depressed in his heart, this chain was not robbed, he bought it for more than 10,000 yuan, this is a forty-gram pure gold necklace!

"Give me the gold ring, too." Don Kim said again.

Xiao Qi was even more depressed, but this time he didn't say anything, and immediately took off the two rings, compared to the gold necklace, these two gold rings are already much cheaper, the necklace is gone, and there are no two rings, so it's not a big deal.

Finally, the cash of 9,600 yuan, plus a gold necklace and two gold rings, all arrived in Tang Jin's hands, and Tang Jin was very satisfied when he saw his harvest, and waved his hand at the three people: "You can go to the hospital!" ”

Hearing this, the three of them hurriedly stopped a taxi and left, and the van without a license plate was thrown by them on the side of the road.

"Actually, it's not that hard to make money." Tang Jin stuffed a stack of banknotes into his pocket, then turned around and walked in the direction of Ningshan No. 2 Middle School, since he had successfully collected the debt, he naturally had no need to go to Wang Manzi's residence again.

Tang Jin's pace was still unhurried, his face was not shocked, and what had just happened seemed to him as ordinary as eating.

The gold necklace and the two gold rings that he had just won were not put into Tang Jin's pocket, but were held in his right hand, and he walked forward slowly, the fingers of his right hand gradually strengthened, and his fists became tighter and tighter.

A minute later, Tang Jin unfolded the palm of his right hand, the gold necklace and gold ring had disappeared without a trace, and in the palm of his hand, there was a golden ball.

Tang Jin's palms were put together, and he began to rub slowly, gradually becoming faster, and after another minute, his palms suddenly parted, and his fingers changed rapidly, pinching out strange shadows that he couldn't see clearly.

This time, it took a full three minutes for Tang Jin's fingers to stop moving, clenched his palms into fists again, and then stopped, spread out his palms, the golden ball had disappeared, and in the palms of his hands, there was a dart lying quietly, the dart was about three inches long, shining gold, and it was made of gold!

Looking at these two golden darts, Tang Jin finally showed a bright smile on his face: "Finally there is gold equipment, the master is that stingy ghost, he is reluctant to let him get me a golden dart, it's better here, self-reliance, abundant food and clothing, I really like it here more and more!" ”

Putting away the two golden darts, Tang Jin looked at the gate of Ningshan No. 2 Middle School, but he was a little entangled for a while, now, should he go back to school or continue to wander outside?

Tang Jin didn't like to go to class, let alone take English class, so he was kicked out of the classroom by Su Yunfei today, he sincerely thanked Su Yunfei, thinking that it shouldn't be out of class yet, so he quickly made a decision, for the time being, he still won't go back, continue to play outside.

Walking by the gate of Ningshan No. 2 Middle School, Tang Jin planned to eat something more, the twenty meat buns for breakfast were really depressed, and he had just made a lot of money, so he decided to make up for the meat that he didn't eat enough for breakfast.

After walking along Ningshan South Road for a while, Tang Jin (E3) found a roast duck shop and went to buy two roast ducks, and ten minutes later, both roast ducks entered Tang Jin's stomach.

"I'm almost full." Tang Jin muttered to himself, but at this moment, a cold feeling came from his chest, which made him realize that Flowey had an opinion.

"Flowey, I know you want to eat, but it's too difficult to find what you want to eat here (E3), you have to bear with it, you won't starve to death anyway." Don Kim whispered.

The cold feeling was still there, and Flowey was obviously not satisfied.

"Huahua, don't worry, when I get familiar with this place, I'll go find you something to eat right away, so it's okay, right?" Tang Jin hurriedly said again.

The cold feeling faded, and Flowey finally accepted Don King's terms.

Tang Jin sighed, and for a while he was a little embarrassed, in this place, it is really not easy to find food for Huahua!

A black Audi sedan stopped next to Don Kim at this time, the window fell, a young and handsome face poked out, and a magnetic voice sounded at the same time: "Don King, are you free?" Get in the car and let's talk. ”