Chapter 3: Sneak Attack
'Knock knock! ’
"Get in!"
When Gu Yu heard the scolding, he was shaken all over, and quietly pushed open the door and walked in. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Everyone knows the temper of this steward Liu, and they are all used to his rough temper.
Pushed open the door, only to see that Steward Liu was lying on the bed, closing his eyes to recuperate, and there was a wine gourd on the table next to him, and a few copper coins were placed in front of the gourd.
"I don't know what Steward Liu is looking for me!" Gu Yu said softly.
"Oh, the wine in my house is almost gone, you take the money on the table, go down the mountain to get a bottle of wine for my senior brother!" Steward Liu turned his back to Gu Yu and muttered back,
"Okay, senior brother, you wait, Gu Yu will go!" Gu Yu picked up the gourd and went out, and the money was left there without moving.
'Hey, is this going to reuse my rhythm?' It's time for me to behave well! Gu Yu muttered and went down the mountain.
Gu Yu spent more than half an hour to come to the small town under the mountain, and it was full of novelty to wander around, the scene here was somewhat similar to the one described on TV before, but the people or things were not as glamorous as those on TV.
Because it was not early, Gu Yu didn't dare to waste too much time shopping, so he came to a wine shop and used the private money given by the second uncle to make a good bottle of wine for Steward Liu, and hurried back to the mountain gate.
Since it was not early when he came, it was already sunset when Gu Yu returned to the foot of the mountain, and he looked up at this novice mountain and couldn't help but sigh.
'The master must become an official disciple, the master must raise his eyebrows, the master must become rich and handsome, and the master must marry Bai Fumei! ’
After a moment of excitement in my heart, I took a quick step and walked towards the mountain.
Halfway up the mountain, I suddenly found a sign.
'It's dark and the road is slippery, beware of falling!' ’
'Huh? Why did a sign suddenly come out? ’
Gu Yu was curious, thinking that when he went down the mountain, there was nothing here? Could it be that this palace gate is so intimate?
After thinking about it, Gu Yu took a few steps forward, and saw a sign again.
"The moon is dark and the wind is high, you don't need a knife to kill!"
'Damn, what do you mean?' One by one, why did warning signs suddenly appear on the mountain road? ’
Gu Yu couldn't help but wonder in his heart,
"Put!" Suddenly, I heard a sound from all around,
'Whew! "Ah, my gut, my gut! You're blind, you're rubbing my ass, where are you going to shoot? Thankfully, I have the antidote! A reprimand came.
"Rub, your ass is too big, it's blocking my view!"
Looking at these two people closely, it turned out to be Brother Biao and Hua Pei.
"Huh? Not good, someone! Gu Yu muttered,
Gu Yu was shocked when he heard this, and he knew that he had been ambushed, so he just ran away.
"Whoosh!" Two more arrows were shot,
'Knock knock! I shot at the tree.
"Oh shit, fuck it, what a bastard, rubbing my thighs!" Gu Yu cursed.
A cold and unguarded Ding, Gu Yu was hit by an arrow, fortunately it was just a bruise, not tight, just a few steps before he saw two people from the woods with sticks chasing out.
"Oops, why are you dizzy in front of you..."Gu Yu was just about to accelerate, but he felt a little dizzy feeling coming,
"Hehe, I fell into Lao Tzu's unique secret medicine Ma Gu San, I see how you fight back!" Zhu Biao said proudly.
"I'll go, it's you two bastards, I'll run, master!" Gu Yu was about to run up the mountain.
"It's a death to run forward, I've hired a few people who are waiting for you!" Zhu Biao shouted,
When Gu Yu heard this, he immediately turned around and ran into the mountain forest.
"Want to run? Peizi, let's chase! ”
"Okay!"
The two men chased after them.
Gu Yu felt that his legs were getting more and more sore, and his speed also dropped sharply.
"Damn, it's a cliff!" Gu Yu exclaimed, it turned out that he had already run to the end of the road.
"Haha, where do I see you running now?" Brother Biao behind him also caught up unhurriedly.
"Haha, let you scold Lao Tzu, I'll beat you into a dog today!" Hua Pei also said happily,
'Damn, this fight looks like it's been taken!' Gu Yu thought something was wrong, and quickly hugged his head and shrunk into a ball.
'Thunderbolt crackling.. Knock knock...'
'Poof' A puddle of blood spat out of Gu Yu's mouth.
"Your sister, there is a kind of killing the master, this time you can't kill the master, and the master will castrate you when you turn around!" Gu Yu hated and said,
"Ah, emasculated me..."Hua Pei shuddered,
"Castrate, Lao Tzu castrated you first, and the two brothers are here to kill you today!" Brother Biao stood up and took out a sharp knife with a bright and sharp knife.
"I'll go, I'm really talking!"
"Hehe, little bastard, Brother Biao will add some material to you, this numb bone can make you have less pain there, don't say that Brother Biao doesn't take care of you, what are your last words?"
Zhu Biao smeared the numb bone powder on the blade, slowly came to Gu Yu's side, leaned over and looked at Gu Yu with a wicked smile.
'Damn, isn't this the rhythm of forcing Lao Tzu to death? This is a cliff in front, and a jackal in the back, damn, it's all a death anyway, Lao Tzu simply jumped off the cliff, if there is a mountain stream below, he may still be alive, otherwise he will definitely be killed by these two! ’
"Look there's a beautiful woman over there!"
"Where? Where? ”
"yes, I didn't see it either!"
'Sneer.. Puff pass..'
"Brother Biao is not good, that kid is ready to jump off the cliff!"
"My knife!"
"I'll wipe you two immortal boards, and the master won't let you go if you're a ghost!" Gu Yu snatched the sharp knife in Zhu Biao's hand, left such a sentence, and used his last strength to jump off the cliff.
"You won't let me go if you're still a ghost, and when Lao Tzu becomes an official disciple and becomes an immortal, he will be the first to accept you! It's just a pity that Lao Tzu's treasure knife is gone! ”
"Damn, what a backbone!"
"Bone your sister, don't leave so late, what are you doing!"
The two of them went back to the mountain gate one after the other.
At noon the next day, the sun was shining high, and the insects and birds were singing in the mountains.
On the overgrown cliff face, there is a long cane that stretches far away.
Looking down the rattan, it was almost to the surface, but there were several short forks on the last part of the rattan.
On closer inspection, it was not a rattan fork, but an upside-down person.
I saw that the clothes on this person's body were broken, and there were faint blood stains, and at this moment, his head was only three or four meters from the ground.
This person was the Gu Yu who jumped off the cliff on his own.
"Oh,, it hurts!" Shaoqing Gu Yu slowly opened his eyes,
Bursts of tingling pain came from all over his body, and he was also painted a few times on his face.
"Damn, this is the Netherworld? No, why is there still a sun in the underworld? Am I not dead? Gu Yu muttered.
"Damn, it's really uncomfortable to hang upside down, let's come down first!"
Gu Yu wasted a lot of strength to untie Teng Tiao, and slowly came to the ground along the mountain wall.
"Oops... Bananas, you are a bala, two bastards, the master will definitely not let you go back, now the master is uncomfortable, and it is so high in the mountains here, how can the master climb back! ”
'Huh? The sharp knife? Take it, maybe you'll need it. Gu Yu looked down and saw the treasure knife he had snatched, and picked it up.
'Roar! At this moment, a roar came from behind Gu Yu.
"I'll go, tiger..."Gu Yu looked back and immediately exclaimed,
I saw a big white-fronted insect walking towards me.
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