"Fuck off, 69 battlefield Group C is here with big wings? Are you kidding! Zhang Kaifeng watched his screen go black with some helplessness, although the game of Tianxia San is good, but RMB warriors are rampant here, as an unemployed vagrant, Zhang Kaifeng is obviously reluctant to charge money into the game, so he can only make do with general weapons and the money accumulated every day to get equipment, and the RMB warriors of this level with big wings are obviously not something he can defeat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

There is a big wing on the opposite side, and it is simply rampant in this rank of Group C, and soon Zhang Kaifeng's team lost the battlefield, and the angry Zhang Kaifeng directly closed the game, ready to see if there are any other games, the mouse pointed to a red icon, Zhang Kaifeng's eyes were a little moved, Swordsman Love III has been downloaded for a long time, but this is a card game, if you don't charge the card, you can only play to level eighteen, and Zhang Kaifeng already has countless eighteen-level numbers.

"Do you want to top up?" Jian San is indeed a very good game, but Zhang Kaifeng is really reluctant to charge money into the game, he has never experienced the martial arts world of the game propaganda office, but he just remembered the various imbalances in the world because of the RMB warriors, and finally Zhang Kaifeng gritted his teeth and decided to charge money to buy some cards to see what Jian San looks like, I think there are not so many imbalances in the card game, right?

It's just that before Zhang Kaifeng recharge card, the mobile phone on the computer desk rang, and when he saw the caller, it was actually a call from someone he hadn't seen for a long time, so he quickly picked up the phone and answered the call, and joked without waiting for the other party to speak: "Hey, why did you call me?" Missed me? But I'm not doing it. ”

"You're just a pit, you don't come out at home all day long, you can't see people, what's so fun about the game! Hurry up and drink, today I bought the sports lottery and won the lottery, although it is only five hundred and four, but it is no problem to invite you to have a barbecue. ”

The voice on the other end of the phone almost made Zhang Kaifeng wonder if he was living in a dream, and that such a thing as winning the lottery would really happen? But thinking that he hadn't played with his friends for a long time, and that he didn't eat for nothing, and that he had won the lottery lottery, he thought of inviting himself to dinner obviously put himself in his heart, and quickly replied: "Okay, okay, I'll come out!" Where are you? ”

"The newly opened barbecue restaurant under the stadium, come on, I'm waiting for you." The voice on the other end of the phone is also very happy, after all, if you win the lottery, you always have to find a friend to share: "Come on, we won't get drunk today." ”

"This is coming, hang up first." Zhang Kaifeng hung up the phone, looked at the sword icon on the desktop and shook his head helplessly, it was rare that he was ready to charge money into the game ruthlessly, but he was disturbed by this phone call and was afraid that he didn't have this idea, turned off the computer Zhang Kaifeng found a passable clothes, and hurriedly pushed open the door to go to the appointment.

The weather in August is always hot, the sun above the head is mercilessly roasting the earth, without considering the feelings of the people on the ground, Zhang Kaifeng found the barbecue restaurant where he sent his hair under the scorching sun, he was already sweating profusely, although he couldn't understand how to eat barbecue at noon, and there was a barbecue restaurant open, but Zhang Kaifeng still pushed the door and walked in, and the cold air conditioning in the store made Zhang Kaifeng feel a lot more refreshed.

"Uncle Zhang, it's really rare to finally wait for you to go out." Zhang Kaifeng's partners sat on the table by the door, looking at the bamboo sticks and empty beer bottles on the table, I am afraid that these guys had already started before they came, but Zhang Kaifeng didn't mind, sat on the empty seat, grabbed a bottle of beer that had already been opened, and drank it regardless of his own drinking: "You can only think of eating barbecue at noon, it's hot outside." ”

"Yo, this is the three days of Shibei to be impressed." Seeing that Zhang Kaifeng came in and poured half a bottle of beer into his mouth without directly holding the bottle, he couldn't help but think that Zhang Kaifeng's alcohol volume had greatly increased: "Zhang Kaifeng, you can now, come and come, eat first and don't drink on an empty stomach, otherwise you will pour it in a while, and we have to carry you back." ”

"Don't be blind, it's still the same amount of wine." After eating most of the beer, Zhang Kaifeng felt that his stomach was about to be unbearable, so he quickly grabbed a meat skewer and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times at will, and swallowed it in his stomach: "It's too hot outside, what do you want to drink to relieve the heat." ”

"No way!" Zhang Kaifeng's partner is gone, since everyone is rare to get together, how can they easily let each other go? waved his hand to the waiter, asked him to serve another beer, grabbed Zhang Kaifeng's hand and handed him a full bottle of beer: "But don't take care of you, and don't want you to drink more, you can just get the bottle and this bottle just now, we are free." ”

Looking at the bottle of beer in his hand, Zhang Kaifeng gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, since you're like this, I'll try, but if I fall early, don't blame me." ”

"Okay, okay, if you fall, we'll carry you back." Seeing that Zhang Kaifeng was passive, Zhang Kaifeng's other partner also began to get excited: "Don't worry that we will throw you on the street, just drink it!" Come on, come on, you're welcome, just eat! Anyway, today is someone scoring a treat, and as much as you can eat. ”

In desperation, Zhang Kaifeng could only start eating and drinking by himself with a mouthful of meat skewers and beer, and unconsciously Zhang Kaifeng and his partners ate a large pile of bamboo sticks on the table, and Zhang Kaifeng also drank a bottle and a half of beer, and the whole person began to crumble, and the partners in his eyes began to ghost.

Looking at the remaining half bottle of beer in his hand, Zhang Kaifeng directly poured half a bottle of beer into his mouth in one go, and then put the bottle on the table fiercely, and shouted vaguely: "I'm done!" Then he just fell on the table.

Zhang Kaifeng's partners laughed at his actions, knowing that Zhang Kaifeng was really at the limit, but they didn't care about him, they were ready to continue eating and drinking, and they would just carry Zhang Kaifeng back when they left.

It's just that Zhang Kaifeng's partners didn't notice that the position where Zhang Kaifeng fell down was the position where they put the empty bamboo sticks on hold, and it happened that a bamboo stick was cushioned by many bamboo sticks, and the sharp bamboo sticks were directly inserted into his neck at the moment when Zhang Kaifeng lay down, I am afraid that their partner Zhang Kaifeng will never wake up if he is not sent to the hospital in time.

When Zhang Kaifeng's partners were full of food and drink and ready to leave, someone finally helped Zhang Kaifeng's body to carry him back, but the partner who helped Zhang Kaifeng looked at the bamboo sticks on Zhang Kaifeng's neck in surprise and the blood on Zhang Kaifeng's body, and almost cried out loud, shouting with a crying voice: "Kaifeng, what's wrong with you?" Wake up! 120！ Kombat 120! ”

A group of people were a little puzzled at first, but soon found the bamboo sticks on Zhang Kaifeng's neck, and began to hurriedly take out the phone to dial 120, and no one dared to move Zhang Kaifeng's body, the bamboo sticks on his neck didn't know whether to pull them off or just like that, and when 120 arrived, the emergency personnel looked at Zhang Kaifeng's situation, touched his heartbeat and his body that began to be cold, shook his head and said: "It's not helped, let's prepare for the future." ”

The doctor's words undoubtedly brought a huge blow to Zhang Kaifeng's partners, one of them really couldn't accept this fact and fainted directly, and the emergency personnel saw this and quickly helped him to lie flat and pinched him, not forgetting to say to the remaining people: "You report the case, this already needs the intervention of the police." ”

In the end, the police who investigated what happened could only shake their heads helplessly, and could only blame Zhang Kaifeng for being too lucky, and when someone posted Zhang Kaifeng's death on the Internet, netizens began to exclaim that Zhang Kaifeng was simply the emperor of character, but these are no longer what Zhang Kaifeng can know.