Chapter 01: Rice Accident
"The fire burns the earth and blows the ashes, the thunder roars thousands of miles and shakes the nine skies, the ice is cold and the boat is shaking, and the light is smiling and old; Gathering and dispersing suddenly became like a cannon, the void soul was half out of the body, the curse was borrowed and the karma was returned, and the soul broke out of the world and was proud......"
In the alley, several children are playing with nursery rhymes. Pen "fun" pavilion www.biquge.info legend of the ancients gods and demons three tribes, each has a wise man to explore the heaven and earth, understand the way of the infinite spirit of the evil, can enter the spiritual road to cultivate immortals, can enter the evil road to refine the immortal, then create countless techniques, by the later generations of cultivators classified as eight sects, and there are good deeds to make the eight sects as children's songs, which have been passed down to this day. Among them, the Soul Breaking Sect has been lost for thousands of years, although the world knows that this sect is powerful, but it is only known from the myths that have been handed down from ancient times to the present, and no one has ever seen it with their own eyes.
This street is relatively lively, with people coming and going, and the sound of shouting and shouting is constant.
"Fubao Inn bamboo tube rice! Lean pork rice! Pork rib rice! Pork knuckle rice! Roast duck rice! Ginger and scallion chicken rice! ”
A young man who shouted for sale shuttled through the flow of people, he was wearing a red shirt and white pants, embroidered with the word "Fu Bao" in gold on his chest, and his feet were wearing roller skates, the black paint had been scraped off a lot, revealing the texture of wood, and the toe and heel were nailed with a steel plate to make them more resistant to bumps. The sole has two wheels, two inches in diameter, and steel rings are nailed to both sides of the wooden wheels to prevent cracking. Accompanying the boy were women dressed in the same clothes, both of whom carried large wooden boxes, which were also inlaid with two big characters of Fubao, gold.
The young man in red quickly bypassed the passers-by, then turned back and urged the woman behind him to say, "Red starling, hurry up!" When the food gets cold, it's even harder to sell! Then he turned and slid away. It's late autumn, the weather is slightly cold, and the afternoon sun gradually weakens, and the food is more likely to be cold.
The woman was anxious when she heard this, and beckoned to the young man in red and said, "Exaggerated, wait for me!" "I strode after it, but because it was uphill, it was hard to slide." Feed! Hurry up! "Pomp was already waiting at the next intersection, and he seemed to be in a hurry.
After a while, the red starling finally caught up, panting and said, "No! I'm going to take a break...... It's almost sold out anyway. "Then leaned against the iron pillar by the side of the road and rested. Boastful grinning: "Your physique is really bad!" ”
"Hey! Delivered to the meal! Bring me a roast duck rice! ”
Suddenly, a man's voice came from their heads, and the two looked up when they heard the voice, and saw a person standing on the balcony on the seventh floor, holding a birdcage in one hand and a guardrail with the other, looking down with a smile on his face.
When he saw a guest, he immediately responded: "Okay! After that, he opened the box of the red starling, looked down, took out a bamboo tube rice with a diameter of three inches and a height of about four inches, and leaned back, "Catch it!" He said and threw it at the birdman.
Iron City is an ancient city. It is said that more than 600 years ago, a large-scale war broke out between the gods and demons, resulting in extremely serious damage to the spiritual realm and the evil realm, as a result, a large number of spiritual energy and evil qi mixed into the human world, although the human race did not participate in this war, but it was difficult to have peace.
At that time, the king of this ancient city, in order to avoid the invasion of war, but also to guard against the possible evil consequences, had to pour all the treasury, and cast an iron wall with a side of 100 miles, so this ancient city was called the iron city. Later, corpses were rampant, and people everywhere had to build high walls and live in circles. And the safest and widest "circle" is none other than the square iron wall of the iron city. As a result, more and more people flocked to the Iron City, and soon the Iron City became the most prosperous city in the world.
Until more than 300 years ago, in order to accommodate more people, Tiecheng planned ten miles within the city wall as a residential circle, cast iron columns, and erected rows of neat and compact high-rise buildings, nearly ten stories high, these high-rise buildings have the same style, each floor has a cantilevered balcony, and the balcony ground floats out of the eaves.
When the bamboo tube rice flew to the highest point, it was just level with the handrail of the balcony on the seventh floor, only a foot away from the birdman, but he didn't mean to reach out to pick it up at all, watching the bamboo tube rice rise and fall by itself, and said with a smile: "I just want to see if you can throw it to me, hehe!" ”
The bamboo tube rice fell on the eaves at his feet, rolled down the corrugated, and when he saw the situation, he hurriedly took a few steps back, ready to pick it up.
"Ouch!" A scream of pain.
It turned out that when he was pompous and retreated, he bumped into the bald fat man who happened to pass by, and knocked his ankle, the exaggerated heel was nailed with a steel plate, and he stepped on it again, and the bald fat man was furious on the spot, his face was flushed, and he roared: "Stinky boy! How do you walk?! Do you want to try your grandfather's iron head skills?! He tugged at his ostentatious clothes with one hand and patted his shiny head with the other, frightening the pompous and red starlings at a loss. The two entourages of the bald fat man also gathered around, holding their arms and giggling.
Whoop! There was a crisp sound, and several people were frightened and convulsed, it was the bamboo tube rice that smashed heavily on the bald fat man's Tianling cover, what a powerful iron head skill! I saw that the bamboo tube burst open in an instant, the food was spilled on the ground, and the bald fat man fell on the spot, blood flowed sideways. The attendant panicked and went to help, covering his wounds, and screaming at the eldest brother, and the attendant with the square face looked up at the upstairs suddenly, and then looked around, as if he was looking for a pompous reckoning, but only saw the crowd of onlookers.
Pompous and red starlings have already taken advantage of the chaos to flee on the road.
The red starling gradually fell behind, his face was white and his lips were dry, and he said breathlessly: "Exaggerated...... Wait for me......" Suddenly his body lost his balance and fell on his back.
Seeing that the red starling didn't keep up, he looked back and saw her fall to the ground, and couldn't help but scold: "Oh mom! I'm really convinced! As he spoke, he quickly turned back and picked up the red starling, squatted down with his back to her, and said, "Sit on my box, quick!" The red starling was shy when he heard this, and said, "I don't want it." Because sitting on it like this, it is her own umbilicus with an exaggerated back of her head, and she is naturally unwilling.
"Stinky boy! Don't want to run away! ”
It was the square-faced retinue who came after him, roaring from afar.
The two of them looked back and couldn't help but shudder. Exaggerated and anxious, he yelled, "Hurry up!! The situation was too critical to be thought about, but the red starling finally listened, and sat down in a panic on the pompous box, his feet hooked to his chest, and his hands tightly grasped his shoulders. Seeing that the square-faced entourage was getting closer and closer, she hurriedly stood up with her red starlings in her arms, and the shaky feeling made her scream.
Pompous stabilized his body and said, "Hold on!" Don't shake around! Then he slid away in stride, distancing himself from the square-faced retinue. The square-faced entourage saw it and roared angrily: "You still dare to run?!" Stop me!! ”
The pompous gliding technique is good, the horse steps steadily, lightly around passers-by, sometimes left, sometimes right, the red starling also tilts with the exaggerated tilt around the corner, trembling. The square-faced follower also walked very briskly, and he couldn't shake him off with pompousness. When I arrived at the intersection again, I saw that there were too many people in front of me, so I turned right, but there were more people, and I had to slow down with my shoes and pull out a long wheel print.
It's a bazaar with a crowded intersection with a rockery pond in the middle and a full line of vendors on the roadside.
Seeing that there was no way out, he could only squeeze in, so he shouted: "Let go!" Let's get it! "Then squeeze into the crowd.
Dangdangdang...... The crisp bell sounded, and the crowd on the left quickly squeezed to the side, making way for half the way, and it was too pompous to move, and it turned out that the public carriage had arrived. The cart was pulled by two rows of horses, three in each row; The body has two layers, four wheels and six columns, no windows and no walls, 360 degrees of panoramic view, the first floor is the driver's seat, there is a bell hanging in front of the bell, the remaining three sides are surrounded by benches, the second floor is roofless, there are benches on all sides, the backrest of the bench is the guardrail of each layer, on which are written eight big characters: ride for free, climbing fine.
Suddenly, a hand pulled the pompous left shoulder from behind, and he looked back to see that it was the square-faced follower!
There were several people squeezed between the square-faced entourage and the pompous, just enough to hold it, but he couldn't do it for a while, he was anxious and angry, and shouted: "Stinky boy! Get the hell out of here! Exaggerated writhing his body to get rid of, he hurriedly said: "Let go of me!" Otherwise, you're welcome! When the square-faced attendant heard this, he laughed and said, "I want to see how you are welcome!" ”
Seeing that the other party's words had come to this, he was really welcome, he spat out, and hit a pale yellow sticky mass on the back of the hand that was pulling him, and the square-faced entourage saw it, his eyes immediately widened, and he scolded angrily: "You filthy bastard!" I'll kill you......" Before he could finish speaking, he couldn't help but whiner and retch.
As soon as the car stopped, everyone got in the car and scrambled to be the first, and the pompous also squeezed into the car, and the square-faced entourage couldn't stand it, so they squeezed out against the current and ran to the pool to wash their hands.
Seeing the opportunity, he hurriedly squeezed to the side of the car, raised his hand to support the red starling, and said, "Climb into the car!" The red starling looked at the notice on the car and said hesitantly: "There will be a fine!" The pompous was really anxious, and scolded: "When are you still worried about money!" ”
Red Starling also knew which was more important at this juncture, so he stepped on Pomp's shoulder, staggered over the guardrail and got into the car, and then turned and stretched out his hand to Fukua, trying to pull him up too. At this time, the square-faced entourage washed his hands and ran again, and the car was fully loaded, and the bell was about to drive away. Seeing that it was too late, he said, "You go back first!" Then he pulled his legs and fled, and heard the red starling shouting out to himself behind him.
The square-faced retinue arrived and yelled at the pompous, "Bastard! Stop me!! He frantically pushed through the crowd, and then looked at the red starling that was leaving in the car, and for a while he didn't know which one to chase, hesitated for a while, and finally chased after the pompous.
After the pompous release of the red starling, it slid more lightly and quickly, and the square-faced retinue could not catch up, and saw that there were horses tied to the side of the road, so he jumped on the horse, pulled out the dagger and cut the reins, grabbed the horse's hair, and drove after him, and the flamboyant looked back at the square-faced retinue from time to time, and saw that he was getting closer and closer, and hurriedly increased his speed.
The road gradually went downhill, and the square-faced entourage was about to catch up with the exaggeration, but he took advantage of the downhill momentum to pull away again. A nine-ox truck drove slowly across the intersection with two carriages, blocking the straight road. In a hurry, he jumped on the table of the roadside vendor and kicked again, crossed the truck, and suddenly saw a group of people wearing white clothes and holding white flags on the other side of the car, and several people in the middle were also carrying a coffin!! ”
Boom! The coffin was knocked off the spot.
The pompous wanted to drill under the coffin, but the speed was too fast and the distance was too close, and he just landed and crashed into it before he had time to squat, because he was carrying a large wooden box, he puffed and rolled a few times before stopping, but the almost cylindrical coffin not only did not stop, but rolled faster and faster, and the four strong men in white tried their best to chase after it.
Exaggerated and dizzy, he endured many pains on his body, staggered to his feet, and before he could straighten up, he was suddenly beaten on his back, and fell to the ground again, and then he was beaten up and down all over his body, and it was a man in white who beat him with a broken stick, and he was still scolding in his mouth.
The square-faced entourage rushed over, looking at the exaggerated beating and puzzled.
The coffin was going downhill faster and faster, and the four strong men in white couldn't catch up at all. Two passers-by crossed the road carrying furniture, one carrying a bed board, the other carrying a square table, saw a coffin rushing forward, frightened directly threw down the furniture and escaped, one end of the bed board happened to be on the square table, forming an uphill slope.
Bang! The coffin rushed to the bed board and was thrown in an instant.
"The dung truck is sloppy, pay attention to avoidance." A six-cow dung truck is crossing the intersection, the carriage is written with two big words of dung, the driver is shouting while driving the cattle, and suddenly sees passers-by screaming and fleeing, hurriedly looks up, only to see a horizontal black smash.
Boom! With a loud bang, the dung truck carriage was hit by the coffin, and it exploded in an instant, like a firework blooming to the fullest, followed by a dung rain. The snacks in the hands of diners, the flowers in the hands of couples, and the toys in the hands of children are all moistened by this rain.