Chapter 833: The Comatose Shopper
Chapter 833 The comatose shopping guide: "Sir, try the size, if it's not suitable, I'll help you change it." The shopping guide didn't have time to think about it, and the implication was that I wouldn't leave, so you can try on the shoes honestly.
"Really, not leaving?" The scavenger was already ready to move, and his big toe was also in his cloth shoe and stepped back, ready to take off his shoe.
"Sir, try on shoes." When the shopping guide saw that the scavenger was so threatening her, her first reaction was that the person was about to put on his shoes and run, so she also quickly looked at the phone on the counter, and then glanced at the door of the store to prevent an emergency situation.
"Okay, this sister-in-law can't help it." The scavenger saw that the shopper was dead or alive, and he couldn't care so much, so he moved his butt back slightly, raised his left foot, and then gently kicked the heel of his left foot with the tip of his right foot, and the cloth shoe on his left foot flew out easily.
In an instant, a strong stench began to permeate like an atomic bomb explosion, it was a foul smell, an unbearable stench, a suffocating stench, and it was impossible to describe the taste of the moment in words.
This smell is like having wings, drilled into people's nostrils, making people have a feeling of regret coming to this world, smelling this smell, everyone's expression will be extremely distorted, if you have just eaten, then vomiting is also an inevitability, and the brain will also be short-circuited instantly, making people can't tell whether this is day or night, and they won't remember what their surname is.
What stinky tofu, what rotten eggs, and even the smell of the septic tank are all weakly bursting, and in front of this buddy's smelly feet, everything has turned into a floating cloud.
"Ahem, ahem." The shopping guide covered her mouth and nose with one hand fiercely, and retreated back frequently, and then she understood why the scavengers let her leave just now, it turned out to be this reason.
She regretted why she didn't listen to him, it stands to reason that when she saw the stench of the scavengers all over her body, she could have considered this problem, what a mistake turned into a thousand hatreds.
"Haha, let you not listen to me, regret it, haha." The scavenger smiled and put on the Adidas sneakers, because he didn't wear socks, and the sneakers were not as loose as cloth shoes, so the scavengers wasted a lot of effort to put the shoes on.
"Knock knock." The scavenger stomped his foot vigorously, and then looked at the shoes vigorously, and he felt that he was really handsome.
At this time, a middle-aged woman led her child into the store of Adidas, and as soon as she entered, the little girl frowned and pointed at the scavengers.
"Mom, Mom, that uncle stinks, stinks, isn't he pooping?" The little girl also covered her mouth and nose like a shopping guide, and shook her mother vigorously with her other hand.
His mother wanted to educate her children about how to talk nonsense about others, but before she could open her mouth, she heard the scavengers scolding.
"Stinky girl, Lao Tzu, this is body fragrance, what kind of poop, uneducated things, I will sell you in the kiln when I grow up." The scavenger pointed at the little girl and scolded her.
"Woo, woo, woo, uncle, uncle, uncle." The little girl's emotions became too fast, and in just one second, tears were already falling.
"What are you crying about, the wolf will come and take you away in a while." The scavenger hated the child crying the most, and shouted at the little girl.
As a result, the little girl cried even more fiercely, and her mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she led the little girl and rushed over.
"How do you speak, how can you yell at a child like this, are you still human?" The girl's mother is not a good person, but when she sees the scavenger insulting her daughter so much, she has to ask for a reason.
The little girl was really naughty, watching her mother get angry with herself, she didn't cry anymore, and made a grimace at the scavengers.
This made the scavenger angry, and he picked up his cloth shoes that had been taken off the ground and threw them at the little girl, of course he was only scaring the little girl, not really smashing her.
However, the scavenger's shoe was clearly a nuclear weapon, and the moment it was thrown with the extremely strong and smelly shoe, the little girl's mother groaned and took several steps back frantically.
Anyway, when she came in just now, she also smelled a strong smell, who would have thought that it was caused by this guy's stinky shoes, and she was also at a loss at the moment, this smell is much more stinky than what the girl said, and it can even be said that Baba and his stinky shoes are put together, and the poop is fragrant.
"Baby, let's go." The girl's mother had some urge to retch, and she desperately pulled her daughter out of the Adidas store.
"Hmph, it stinks you." The scavenger laughed coldly, and patted his lips, a grain of rice at the corner of his mouth surprised him very much, and hurriedly put it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it.
The shopping guide couldn't help it anymore, and quickly looked away, this guy is going to die, she really regrets it, why didn't she change shifts with her colleagues today.
"Uh-huh, come here, these shoes are a bit crowded, give me a bigger pair." After sparing the scavenger several times, he found that his shoes were a little small, so he took them off without saying a word, and then held them up in front of the shopping guide.
The shopping guide reflexively held his breath, you want to die, and you still want to change a pair, so how can we sell this pair!!
Her mind was a little messy, and she stood aside for a long time, not knowing what to do, and before she knew it, her worldview had begun to slowly disintegrate.
"Hurry up, what's the grind, I'll have to go to dinner later." The scavengers couldn't help but urge a few words.
Seeing that the shopping guide was a little dazed, the scavenger glanced at him with disdain, and walked straight to the shoe rack, and said loudly as he walked: Don't give it to me, I'll take it myself.
This sentence is like a spring thunder, and the scalp of the fried shopping guide is numb.
"I, I'll take, I, I'll take." The shopping guide came to the scavenger at the risk of death and took the shoes from the scavenger's hand.
"It's not over like this, verbose." The scavenger glanced at the shopper and went back, and since the floor was a little cold from tiles, the guy put his shoes on again.
At this moment, all the customers in the Adidas store have been gone, because under the backdrop of this taste, no business can be carried out except for selling stinky tofu.
The shopping guide held the pair of shoes that had just been tried by the scavengers, with mixed feelings, of course, she didn't dare to gasp, she was afraid to smell the shoes.
But it's not a thing to hold your breath all the time, the key is that you are very uncomfortable, thinking that the travel shoes in your store are anti-odor, and this guy tried them on for a while, it shouldn't be too smelly, right? The shopping guide kept comforting himself.
Finally, the shopping guide was no longer ready to hold her breath, and she also tried to sniff the shoes, but this time, she regretted it for the rest of her life, and tasted this feeling so closely, which brought the shopping guide a dark cloud at first, and then poof, she fainted.