Chapter 269: Pure Natural Green Milk

Shang Yueyun locked the door with her small hand, and tiptoed towards the side of Lei Blade's bed.

"Brother Lei, Brother Lei......" Shang Yueyun shouted quietly at the Thunder Blade, and the high-pitched voice couldn't help but remind people of Lin Chaoying's film.

Lei Jian suddenly opened his eyes and shouted at Shang Yueyun: "In the middle of the night, if you don't go to sleep, what is the ghost called when you run to my room!" ”

"Ah......" Shang Yueyun was really startled by the sudden sound of the thunder blade, and hurriedly jumped back two steps, thinking that the voice just now was a little loud, and hurriedly covered his mouth and prayed, "Amitabha, Amitabha, I hope my sister didn't hear my voice just now." ”

Thunder Blade heard it funny, your sister is in my bed now, how could I not hear it, but I didn't say it.

Shang Yueyun finished praying, came back to his senses, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you asleep?" ”

"It's not okay to be woken up by you!" Thunderblade rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"I ......" Shang Yueyun blushed and couldn't speak, hesitated for a moment, directly kicked off the slippers on his feet, and prepared to go to bed and drill into the bed of the thunder blade.

There was already a person hiding in the Thunder Blade's quilt, and if Shang Yueyun jumped up again, it would have to be exposed, and the Thunder Blade had to find a way to stop it.

"Shang Yueyun, what are you doing here?" Thunderblade reached out to stop.

"It's too cold outside, and you'll definitely catch a cold after a long time, so I decided to come up and sleep with you, and let's sleep and talk for a while." Shang Yueyun couldn't help but push the thunder blade in, and was about to forcibly jump up.

"No, no, what kind of thing is it for the two of us to sleep together, your sister will definitely smoke your skin if she knows it." Thunderblade refused.

Shang Yueyun didn't relent: "My sister loves me so much, she definitely won't smoke my skin." ”

"She won't smoke you, and she will definitely smoke mine."

"My sister won't."

"For what?"

"Because my sister ...... She's not here. ”

"Who's to say she's not here?" Lei Jian rolled his eyes aggrievedly, but he didn't want to tell Shang Yue Yunming, so he just blocked her with his hand to prevent her from coming up.

"Brother Lei, I'll catch a cold if I stand outside for a long time."

"Then you go back to sleep."

"I can't sleep when I go back, so I want to talk to you."

"Then you can stand here."

"Standing here makes you cold."

“……”

Shang Yueyun pursed her mouth after the most reluctance, and hummed aggrievedly: "Brother Lei, can you bear to see me feel distressed when I catch a cold?" If my sister had known about it, she would have told me to go up and sleep with her. ”

Thunderblade rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Can I be the same as your sister?" ”

"I don't care, I'm going to stand here. Yawn, yawn! Shang Yueying said, she really sneezed, and the action was not small.

"Pretend, pretend, you just continue to pretend with me, how can you stand for a while and you will have a cold and sneez." Thunderblade waved his hand and shook his head suspiciously.

"I'm really not pretending, I'm weak, I do...... Yawn, yawn! Shang Yueyun said as he sneezed, looking at the Thunder Blade pitifully, this was obviously Chi Guoguo's emotional offensive.

Thunder Blade was not deceived by Shang Yueyun's performance, but Shang Yueying behind him couldn't wait, and gently poked Thunder Blade's back with his finger, and whispered in Thunder Blade's ear: "If it goes on like this, Xiaoyun may really catch a cold, so you just let her come up and sleep." ”

"What if it's debunked?" Thunderblade asked.

"No, your body is blocking her view, and if you don't turn on the light, she won't see." Shang Yueying shook her head.

"Even if we don't break down, there's no floor left on that bed." Thunderblade smiled bitterly.

Shang Yueying hesitated for a moment, and suddenly shouted at the Thunder Blade, "Then you can overwhelm me." ”

Lei Blade didn't expect Shang Yueying to be so good to Shang Yueyun, and for her to be willing to put down his body and let himself press on her, he couldn't help but be taken aback, and then his eyes immediately showed a treacherous smile.

can press a beautiful boss like Shang Yueying under him, that is how many people's dreams! Although tonight was just an accident, and the connotation of "pressure" was much less, it still made Thunderblade feel a lot of excitement.

"Thunder Blade can't really do what others have done, but take the opportunity to rub some oil, that's definitely what Thunder Blade is willing to try, who doesn't want to kiss Fangze!

Since Shang Yueying had spoken, the Thunder Blade was not polite, he first put his feet up, and then moved his body behind him, without hiding the villain's triumphant look, and when he was about to continue, Shang Yueying's cold voice came from his ears: "I asked you to come up just to make some room for you, so that Xiaoyun can go up." If you take advantage of me, you're dead. ”

"Cut, just your little bit of meat, it's easy to take it out and show off, I'm a little bigger than your sister, right?" Thunder Blade said this, and Shang Yueying's idea had already been raised in his heart, and he snorted coldly in his heart, "Am I dying less often?" Hmph, not to mention in Africa, even in Rongcheng, buddies also ran out of the pile of dead people. Don't threaten me with death, or I'll make you uncomfortable later. ”

The Thunder Blade pressed most of Shang Yueying's body and retreated to the wall, and Shang Yueyun immediately jumped up from under the bed when he saw this, dragging the quilt over the Thunder Blade and covering himself.

"Brother Lei, hehe!"

"What are you smirking at?"

"Your quilt is so warm, and I don't know who is so blessed to be able to drill into your quilt every day."

“……”

"My sister is fortunately not here, otherwise she would have scolded me to death if she saw me sleeping with you. My sister is good at everything, but she is verbose like an old woman. ”

“……”

Shang Yueying hid in the corner, and there was the cover of the thunder blade, naturally he was not discovered by Shang Yueyun, but his body was pressed by the thunder blade, and he couldn't help but feel that his breathing gradually became a little heavy, and when he suddenly heard Shang Yueyun's evaluation, he was suddenly excited, he couldn't help it, and kicked out of the thunder blade, originally wanted to kick the thunder blade, but unexpectedly kicked on Shang Yueyun's feet.

"Ouch! Brother Lei, why are you kicking me? Shang Yueyun snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Don't speak ill of your sister." Thunder Blade hurriedly said, he knew who was making waves just now.

"Didn't you just say it casually, you don't need to kick me, do you? You defend my sister so much, shouldn't you treat my sister as your goddess and fall in love with her? Shang Yueyun had no intentions, and then the topic began.

Lei Jian rolled his eyes depressedly, and said in his heart that you really dare to say anything, and you are not afraid that your sister will be mad on the spot, so she jumped out and ate us.

Shang Yueyun obviously didn't have a premonition of the seriousness of the problem, and seeing that Lei Jian was silent, he asked with a smile: "Brother Lei, tell me what you like about my sister." ”

"I don't think I said I liked it, did I?" Thunderblade said gloomily.

"Huh! Doesn't the silence of you men mean acquiescence? Tell me, what do you really like about my sister? Shang Yueyun seemed to be more and more interested in this topic, and said after a while, "My sister's personality is strong, everything has to be the first, you men generally like gentle women like me, and they definitely won't like my sister's temperament." ”

"......" Thunder Blade and Shang Yueying were speechless at the same time.

Lei Blade admitted that Shang Yueyun's words were right, he really didn't like Shang Yueying's strong appearance, but with that sentence "A gentle woman like me", Lei Blade suddenly felt a chill, when have you ever been gentle as a little witch?

Shang Yueyun probably saw something from the eyes of the thunder blade, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Hehe, the witch is actually very gentle, you will know the Tao in the future." Now let's talk about my sister, if you don't like her character, you must like her body. You whisper to me, do you like her face or her breasts? ”

The little witch is worthy of being a little witch, and she really dares to say anything!

Lei Jian obviously felt the delicate body under him tremble twice, and Shang Yueyun was so shocked that he thought it was an earthquake.

"Thunder Blade, hurry up and let her go back to sleep, don't tell her again, or I'll be really angry." Shang Yueying's voice whispered from behind him.

Thunder Blade pursed his mouth unhappily, and said in his heart that you begged buddy in a good voice, and buddy really helped you drive the little witch away, but as soon as he heard your threatening tone, Thunder Blade suddenly stopped doing it, and said coldly to Shang Yueying: "The foot is born on your sister's leg, I can't do it." ”

"You ......" Shang Yueying was furious, and reached out and pinched directly at Thunder Blade's buttocks, and suddenly the pain made Thunder Blade grit his teeth and grin.

"Brother Lei, what's wrong with you?" Shang Yueyun looked at the thunder blade and asked puzzled.

"It's okay, I was bitten by a female mosquito, and after a while, I won't be fine." Thunderblade waved his hand as he reached out towards Shang Yueying and took her hand away from his ass.

"Is it really okay?" Shang Yueyun asked noncommittally.

"It's okay!" Thunderblade waved his hand and said, "By the way, what did you just ask me?" What do I like about your sister? ”

"Yes, I want to know if you like my sister's face or my sister's breasts?" Shang Yueyun seemed to be particularly interested in this topic, and when she saw Lei Jian asking, she couldn't help but talk with relish.

"Why do you ask? Can't I like other places? In order to retaliate against Shang Yueying's behavior just now, Lei Blade directly ignored Shang Yueying's protest and deliberately asked with a smile at Shang Yueyun.

"Well...... Of course, my sister's two places are beautiful. Shang Yueyun smiled mysteriously and continued, "I won't talk about my sister's appearance, she is mature and elegant, and she will definitely make a return rate when she walks out." As for the breasts......"

"Thunder Blade, you told her not to say any more, otherwise I won't play with you." Shang Yueying threatened in a deep voice.

Thunder Blade still ignored it, and asked with a smile at Shang Yueyun, "As for what?" ”

Shang Yueyun suddenly lowered her voice and laughed quietly: "My sister's breasts were very big when she went to school, and they are definitely pure natural green breasts*!" ”

"Flutter!" When Lei Jian heard Shang Yueyun's words, he almost didn't come up in one breath, and looked at Shang Yueyun in surprise and said, "This little witch is so talented, it's the first time for my buddy to hear that his chest can also be green." ”