Sanshui Kun can be said to be one of Saburo's few friends. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info This Sanshui Kun is also a masterpiece, different from Saburo's ordinary appearance of grabbing a lot of money in the crowd, this guy is so handsome that he doesn't say scum, that mouth, it's like smearing honey, it can be said that the dead don't fill their lives, and this guy is thick-skinned, therefore, Saburo often jokingly calls this guy a "woman killer", down to an eight-year-old child, up to a seventy-year-old woman, I'm afraid that there is no mouth to catch.

This guy's favorite thing is to show off his name, "My surname is Qin, the Qin of Qin Shi Huang, the name is accepted, that is, the two feelings are happy to accept, and when connected, it is Qin Shou." ”

This guy also has a characteristic of loving bubble QQ.,And that screen name is extremely diligent.,San Lang used the "Wind and Snow Night Return" QQ a few days ago.,It's just the least commonly used one of this guy's dozens of QQ.。

Every time San Lang saw Qin Shou, he always called him "Little Love" or "Little Beast", and later added an extra "Little Love" (aids?). Anyway, it's a homophone, and this guy doesn't know what Saburo is called. Since he knew the screen name that this guy is using now, San Lang called him "Sanshui Kun", anyway, isn't his screen name called Sanshui Kun? This name was originally used to be called, but San Lang privately thought that this guy must be a sperm worm, isn't this Kun a worm, but I don't know if this guy can hear the meaning of San Lang's words.

The acquaintance between San Lang and Qin Shou can be regarded as extremely dramatic.

Qin Shou opened a company in the Western Electronic Mall, specializing in computer hardware. Since Saburo's company implements paperless office, every time a new company opens, a batch of computers will be purchased, so Saburo went to the computer city.

Maybe Saburo's appearance is really bad, or perhaps, Saburo really doesn't pay attention to what he wears, so when Saburo walked around the computer city for a long time, no one came to talk to Saburo.

Walk from the south to the north. One of the largest computer companies in Beitou is opened by Qin Shou, when San Lang walked into the store, Qin Shou was selling computers to a female customer, the woman in her thirties looked at Qin Shou, who was almost younger than her, with a look of admiration, and San Lang's mouth gradually became "O" shape, this guy, as if he had not ventilated, spoke in one breath for nearly six minutes, without any pause in between!

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The woman who was so dazed by Qin Shou paid the money satisfied, and San Lang had already sat down. Although all the employees in the store except for him, all the employees in the store are women, and they all seem to be able to score eighty points. This guy taught quite well, at least he taught these female clerks a sentence, "People can't look good", therefore, not long after San Lang came in, a clerk came to greet San Lang, but San Lang was bent on watching Qin Shou's personal show at that time, so the female clerk didn't listen to what San Lang said.

It wasn't until Qin Shou finished the woman's business that San Lang began to tell the female clerk that he wanted to buy a batch of computers.

Qin Shou, who was still talking just now, has now become a stone Buddha, even when he heard that San Lang wanted to buy dozens of computers, he sat down to accompany San Lang, nodded, said hello, and sat in the room to laugh with the female technician inside, this is not like the usual shop owner, when he heard that there was a big business, he was greeted by himself, and later San Lang knew that this guy had a quirk, that is, for men, he could hardly say anything, and his witty words could only be played when facing women.

Fortunately, Saburo doesn't care about the owner of the store not taking care of his own business, seeing that the scale of this store is not bad, as long as the price is right, Saburo plans to buy it here.

The money reported by the female clerk is moderate, and a computer only adds about 100 yuan of profit, if it is for herself, San Lang may take love, but this is for the company, so San Lang still wants to say another thirty or twenty yuan.

The price has been finalized, but when San Lang asked for the business card of the shopkeeper, he was rejected by Qin Shouzhi, and it was a categorical "not to give", and there was no reason. The female clerk may know the temperament of their owner, so she looks at Saburo with those watery eyes, maybe this store has also done a lot of men's business, under the gaze of such a pair of eyes, maybe few people can still persevere, right?

Saburo kind of understands why this store is the largest one in the entire computer city, of course, this is what Saburo figured out later.

As long as all the women entered this store, they couldn't escape Qin Shou's mouth; All the men, under the siege of this group of warblers and Yanyan, who are afraid that Qin was carefully selected, can only raise the white flag and surrender, right?

Now, there are more than four female clerks who work with Saburo, and the melodious voice and the coquettish friction when you shake your arm sometimes are really terrible......

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These tricks, which work for 99% of men, all fail in front of Saburo.

"Our company stipulates that if the one-time purchase of items exceeds 20,000 yuan, you must ask for the business card of the person in charge of the other party, and it will be verified by a special person after returning it to the company." This is the fifth time Saburo has said it seriously.

Because Saburo speaks very slowly, Saburo has always disliked talking, and today's purchase of a computer may be the most talking day in his life.

San Lang is sticking to his principles, and the "Qin Shou, who can't be damned, should really be a cowherd" (of course, this is the special name that San Lang gave to Qin Shou later) is also sticking to his principles, and when he is there, he can't watch a man take his business card.

The two people who adhered to the principle did not give in like this, "It seems that this business is going to blow ......" The female clerks all thought to themselves, "This person can be regarded as breaking a record in the store, no one has ever been able to buy a computer after negotiating the price, not to mention that this time it is five golden flowers ...... together"

The atmosphere in the shop became dreary for a while.

And Qin Shou's wolf howl sounded at this moment. San Lang never thought that a handsome guy would be able to make such a poignant and wolf-like sound, and he really deserves to be called a "beast".

Only then did Saburo realize that there were two more girls in the installation room at the back of the store, and now they were discolored.

This is really a strange thing in the world!

But through the glass, Saburo clearly saw that the two girls were full of freckles, and it was clear that they should be the kind of people who didn't have high scores but always thought they were flower fairies! The owner's taste is really different from the average person......

Chapter Seven: Sanshui Kun (II)

The familiar sound of the keyboard sounded. Saburo had never heard anyone type such a rhythmic keyboard except himself, and it seemed that the shopkeeper was a computer whiz.

So, Saburo paced towards the installation room.

The female technician in the installation room was already standing behind Qin Shou with her hands tied, and Qin Shou's forehead had been wrinkled into a Sichuan character, which made the handsome face add a bit of strange charm, in order to see Qin Shou's face clearly, the two freckled girls held their red faces with their hands and had been pasted on the installation table.

Lines of instructions slid through Qin Shou's fingertips.

“-q……”

“-……”

I'm afraid that except for San Lang, I'm afraid that no one can see the characters on the screen clearly, and no one can understand what this handsome guy is doing now.

The sound of the keyboard stopped, and a progress bar was displayed on the screen, which seemed to be doing a test, and Qin Shou's handsome face looked very dignified.

Two minutes went by in a flash.

Then comes the reboot......

The computer is installed with the XP system, and when the XP progress is displayed, the screen suddenly goes black and then reboots.

It seems that the backup has been restored and reinstalled before, because San Lang heard Qin Shou asking the technician what work he did during the after-sales yesterday.

There was no problem when the machine was installed, but when the system ran for five minutes and entered the XP system interface, it crashed, the mouse and keyboard did not work, and after restarting, it could no longer enter the system.

Qin Shou was still scratching his head. But his expression became more and more excited, "Sister Wu, you reinstall one for these two young ladies according to the configuration of this machine now, and this machine will be recovered......"

Qin Shou rubbed his hands excitedly, and after explaining the matter, he buried himself in the computer, while talking to himself softly.

After a while, there was a dense keyboard sound, and then a high-pitched wolf howl.

Unexpectedly, this Qin Shou, his wolf howl turned out to be for a computer problem that he couldn't solve......

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"Just rewrite the BIOS." San Lang dropped a sentence lightly, and then turned around and wanted to leave, it seems that the matter of buying a computer today must be in vain, who called himself and this Qin Shou are dead-headed, one has to ask for the business card of the shopkeeper, and the other does not give it to the man.

"What? What did you say? Qin Shou suddenly stood up and said loudly. The two freckled girls were still looking at Qin Shou with a look of fascination, perhaps, they thought that even if such a handsome guy made such a terrifying sound, this was called having a character, right? Now Qin Shou's sudden big movement, coupled with the magnetic voice, has now become extremely sharp, as if two blunt knives are rubbing there, and the sound is forced to squeeze out of the crack, frightening one of the girls and sitting on the ground with an ass.

Saburo frowned, the sound was more uncomfortable than the wolf howl.

"Rewrite the BIOS ......" Saburo was leaving.

"Wait, you wait......" Qin Shou suddenly came over and hugged San Lang, dragged San Lang back, and then pressed San Lang to the chair and sat down.

"Wait, we'll talk about buying a computer later......"

Rewriting the BIOS is a simple thing to do, but anyone with a certain level of computer has done it.

After Qin Shou rewrote the BIOS, he did not redo the system, so he easily entered the system, and there was no crash after running for about ten minutes.

In fact, when rewriting the BIOS, Qin Shou felt that the unremarkable San Lang in front of him must have found out the cause of the problem, and the current situation also confirmed this.

Therefore, after five minutes of entering the operating system, Qin Shou's eyes looked at San Lang more and more eagerly, and later, this gaze actually made San Lang have an illusion in an instant, that it was clearly the kind of eyes that a deep boudoir woman suddenly looked like her long-returned lover was going to dedicate herself, San Lang even felt that this Qin Shou had made himself climax while upgrading his vision, because this Qin Shou was trembling.

What a weirdo.

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"What's going on?" Qin Shou had already posted it to San Lang like a water snake.

San Lang bounced up from the chair and stood behind the chair, looking at Qin Shou vigilantly, this guy, isn't he not dealing with men, why did he suddenly seem to have a habit of breaking sleeves.

"How did you come up with the idea to flash the BIOS?" Qin Shou's voice became more and more tired, and San Lang felt that goosebumps were about to fall all over his body.

And Qin Shou's clerks also looked at Qin Shou with a look of surprise, it seemed that they had never seen their boss perform so wonderfully and incrediblely.

"This eldest brother, uncle, uncle, you tell ...... Home. The word in front of "home" was very light, but San Lang knew that it was definitely not a "human" word, he suspected that it was a "slave" word, this Qin Shou, a big man, unexpectedly, actually said the word "slave family", San Lang felt that he was about to faint.

"This computer was infected with a virus before leaving the factory, and the sub-order set transmitted by the motherboard BIOS was not compatible with the XP system, and a delayed turn on was set, that is, it would be turned on after five minutes." San Lang said slowly.

Qin Shou was already scratching his ears and cheeks like a monkey there, and it took a long time to listen to San Lang finish speaking, and Qin Shou looked like he was being taught. This can't be blamed on Saburo, who speaks very slowly.

This business was finally done, and when Qin Shou gave San Lang's business card, he repeatedly stated that this was not because San Lang wanted to buy a business card given by the computer, but because of the business card given by San Lang's computer technology, but after all, this was a relatively perfect ending. So, after a meal, San Lang had the only friend in Xi'an, and Qin Shou also had an additional male friend who, according to him, was "the only male friend after he remembered".

So, on November 17, 2002, when San Lang, who was used to sleeping lazily until eleven o'clock on Sundays, but was woken up by a call from Qin Shou at eight o'clock in the morning, he roared angrily, "Damn Qin Shou, you really should be a cowherd, do you urge people to get up so early?" "Scolding people, San Lang actually did it in one go.

"Brother Lang, I was attacked, and now I have burned three computers, you can help take a look......" Qin Shou's voice came poignantly as if he had been wronged, "Brother Lang, you can help...... Family...... Let's go", some snorting sounds, causing Saburo to shiver a few times.

"After ...... Phenomenon ......" pulled the quilt and listened to the whirring wind blowing the window pane shivering, Saburo said.

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