Chapter 39: Prank
Yang Shu took the dozens of catties of wild boar back to Xiao Yunhui's house, and Xiao Yunhui saw that Yang Shu's face was a little red. When she came this morning, she found that she had fallen asleep with a poplar tree in her arms, and she was immediately very embarrassed.
"Sister-in-law Yunhui, what to do with these wild boar?"
Yang Shu took the wild boar meat to Xiao Yunhui and asked.
"Let's cut one piece and eat it fresh, and then pickle the rest. "These dozens of catties of meat are too much to eat.
Yang Shu nodded, and then cut about ten or twenty catties of meat, and handed over the rest to Xiao Yunhui to pickle.
At noon, the smell of meat is bursting.
Poplar was originally sitting there teaching the pillar to play games, but when he smelled the smell of meat, he couldn't help but stand up and swallow his saliva, and then said in surprise: "Why is this wild boar so strange......?
Xiao Yunhui also felt strange, usually wild boars in other villages would come to sell wild boar, and Xiao Yunhui sometimes bought wild boar, so she also knew a lot about the taste of wild boar.
She was also strange in her heart, so she tried it with chopsticks. Immediately she was taken aback and said, "This smells ......."
Yang Shu quickly tried it too, and exclaimed, "Damn, it's so delicious!"
A plate of wild boar meat was served, and it didn't take long for it to be swept away.
After eating, the poplar tree pondered there, this wild boar meat is so delicious, it must not be that simple.
Yamagang didn't know when he came over, and he was smiling when he saw the poplar tree.
"Xiaoshu, how did you make this wild boar today, why is it so delicious? After eating it, the mountain chief said that he would go to the mountain to hunt wild boar, which is really delicious. Yamagang sat down and grinned.
"Forget it, yesterday was just luck. Poplar glared at them, so if he dared to hunt wild boars, wouldn't he be looking for death.
Shan Gang smiled and said, "Then the taste of this wild boar is so good, I have never eaten such a delicious wild boar." ”
Poplar lowered his head and thought about it, then suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "I know!"
Shan Gang was taken aback by him and quickly said, "What do you know?"
Yang Shu smiled and said: "Simple, it just happened that there were a lot of vegetables that were trampled by wild boars yesterday, you take some back and fry them, and then you will understand." ”
Shan Gang looked suspicious, and he really didn't understand the meaning of the poplar.
Yang Shu was excited, he knew that this was probably the reason.
It must have been that the meat became so delicious after eating the delicious vegetables that he had grown, and if that were the case, would it have had the same effect if I fed other things to the vegetables?
What is good to feed?
Yang Shu walked into Xiao Yunhui's house with a sad face.
"What's wrong?" Xiao Yunhui asked out loud when she saw his distressed look.
"Yun Hui, I guess the wild boar ate the vegetables I planted, so the meat quality is so good. You said if I fed something in the yard again, would it be like that?"
Xiao Yunhui was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "What are ......you feeding? No, you can raise field chickens!"
Xiao Yunhui's reminder completely startled Yang Shu, he slapped his thigh and stood up suddenly.
"That's right! The field chicken does not eat vegetables and eats insects, and the insects will eat vegetables, so as soon as it is ......grafted, the more it is feasible," Yang Shu thought more and more feasible, and he sold this field chicken once, and then never sold it again.
If the chicken has that quality, even if it goes to Qi Yu's restaurant, it will definitely be able to sell it at a good price.
Yes, you have to try!
The more Yang Shu thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was feasible, and he already had an idea in his heart.
After dinner, Poplar went to the vegetable field for a while, and sure enough, after slaughtering the wild boar, there was no wild boar here.
It was already nine o'clock after walking here, and Yang Shu remembered Li Wenxue's words this morning, so he walked slowly to Li Wenxue's house.
At this moment, there are still lights in Li Wenxue's home, and Yang Shu listened to it, and she was indeed the only one inside.
Yang Shu walked over and knocked on the window, "Sister-in-law Wen Xue, are the dumplings cooked?"
Li Wenxue was waiting for it in a hurry, and when she heard this, she immediately said coquettishly: "It's cooked." ”
As he spoke, the door creaked open. Before anyone arrived, a large white flower stretched out first, swaying in front of the poplar.
Yang Shu smiled, put a handful on the white fold of the green onion, and then pinched it violently, until Li Wenxue Jiao gasped, and then said, "Dead ghost!"
Yang Shu picked her up directly, and then threw her on the bed, "Where's the dumplings?"
Li Wenxue's eyes were like silk, like a spider wrapped around the body of the poplar
Li Wenxue giggled, smiling like a goblin.
"Xiaoshu, I promise it will definitely taste good!" As she spoke, Li Wenxue's hands began to be dishonest.
Yang Shu took it directly at the head of the bed, and sure enough, he took out a sunny product as soon as he took it.
Yang Shu smiled and said, "Sister-in-law Wenxue, why don't you just play with this first, and I'll take a shower and go to the toilet first." ”
When Li Wenxue heard this, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she really couldn't help it when she was teased by the poplar, and the poplar really played by herself as soon as she turned around.
After a while, I heard the unbearable humming sound inside.
Poplar smiled evilly, but instead of going to the bathroom, he went straight out.
Within two minutes, a sneaky figure came from outside. Then he cautiously walked to Li Wenxue's window, and could faintly hear the sound inside.
The figure immediately kept rubbing his hands, obviously tempted.
After listening for about a minute, the figure couldn't hold back any longer, and walked directly to the door, and then saw that the door was unlocked, and the figure couldn't control himself anymore, so he pushed the door open.
The door creaked open, and then I heard a sound of footsteps, followed by Li Wenxue's bewildered voice: "Why did it take so long......"
"Ah!" After a burst of nonsense, Li Wenxue had an earth-shattering voice: "Leper Ah San, you ...... How did you touch the ......?"
Then, I heard a timid voice say, "Wen Xue, I'm ...... Didn't I get drawn to you......? You're so faded......"
"Get out, don't move me!" Li Wenxue scolded, and then heard a bang, obviously something broke the head of the leper Ah San.
"Ouch......" the leper Ah San screamed miserably, and then he could hear the sound of ping-pong inside. Only three or four seconds later, I saw that the sick Zi Ah San was driven out like a lost dog.
But Li Wenxue didn't have a trace of her body, she didn't hang up with something in her hand, and kept driving the leper Ah San out.
The leper Ah had three small heads, and he actually ran away in such an unreasonable attack by Li Wenxue.
Looking at the weapon in Li Wenxue's hand, it turned out to be the sunny item on the bedside. From the point of view of the poplar.
The poplar tree was already laughing and dying at the base of the wall, ouch, finally avenged the cut off of the beard that night.