Chapter 31 . introduce
Bringing home a young beautiful girl who is not a relative during the New Year is simply shouting 'shoot at me' at the misunderstanding. But Xiao Lei is so pitiful, and she has begged Huang Wenbin, how sad it would be if she refused.
"I've already told my mother," Huang Wenbin took Xiao Lei upstairs, "I told her, you are my classmate, you will stay in our city to start a business after finishing college, because the work is very hard, so you don't have time to go home for the New Year, so I will invite you to our house to celebrate the New Year together." ”
The brilliance of this lie lies in the fact that it is a mixed truth, studying in college is false, but starting a business is true. Xi Shi Bun Shop already has a small reputation, and Huang Wenbin's parents will naturally know about it. As for the university degree, Huang Wenbin's parents would never check Xiao Lei's graduation certificate.
"Why are you lying?" Xiao Lei was very puzzled, "I'm only a little over seventeen years old now, and I said that I graduated from college, isn't it too young?" ”
"So I told you to put on a mature makeup." Speaking of this, Huang Wenbin is not very happy, Xiao Lei has no makeup at all, the clear soup and noodles, the skin is amazing, the eyes are big, the baby face is amazing, the appearance is beautiful, can you despise the makeup industry? People create hundreds of billions of GDP for the country every year, and all of them don't wear makeup, how many people have to lose their jobs, and how much GDP they have to lose!
"I'm sorry Brother Huang, I don't usually wear much makeup, and I can't paint well for half a day, and when I see that it's too late, I have to wash it all off." Xiao Lei looked at Huang Wenbin cautiously, for fear that he would be angry.
She put on such a face, Huang Wenbin had to turn around and comfort her, "Forget it, there are so many baby-faced people anyway." I have a cousin who is in his Chinese New Year's Eve, his son is in elementary school, he goes to a parent-teacher conference, and the teacher thinks he is a middle school student impersonating. ”
Xiao Lei burst out laughing, Huang Wenbin looked at the door of the house, and told again, "Remember, you are my classmate, studying management, but don't mention your affairs in school, tell me more about you coming out to start a business." Reading too much is a flaw, and you must have no problem opening a bun shop. ”
"This ...... All right. Xiao Lei said.
"If my parents ask you how to apply the management of your education when you open a steamed bun shop, you will say that there is a big difference between what is taught in university and what is applied in practice. What operations research, statistics, psychology, behavior, put together, is how to make steamed buns delicious. Doing a good job of buns is the biggest management science. Huang Wenbin said, "As for how to make the steamed buns delicious, you must be better than me, so I don't need to say it." ”
"Wait, what is operations research?" Xiao Lei asked.
"Operations research is the study of the management of people, finance, and materials...... You don't care about this, my parents don't understand anyway. Huang Wenbin said, "Let's talk about hypocrisy, don't talk about reality, as soon as we talk about reality, it is easy to be exposed." Are you familiar with the ones I sent you? ”
"It's back, it's not cooked." Xiao Lei said.
"It doesn't matter if it's not cooked, just throw it out at the right time." Huang Wenbin said, "You say what you remember." ”
"Management is not only a science, but also a skill...... No, art. Xiao Lei said.
"Be confident, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, don't correct your mistakes, if you change it, your momentum will be weak." Huang Wenbin said.
"What if my uncle and aunt ask me about my family?" Xiao Lei asked again.
"I've already greeted them in advance, saying that there is something upset about your family, and let them try to mention it as little as possible." Huang Wenbin said, "My parents are not such gossipy people, so they shouldn't say it." "Actually, this is not lying, Xiao Lei does have something at home, she wants to marry her daughter out of Lu to change her son's daughter-in-law, but her daughter ran away from home, isn't there something wrong?
Saying that he had arrived at the door of the house, Huang Wenbin settled down, went through Xiao Lei's New Year's visit from beginning to end, and felt that there was no flaw, so he opened the door and walked in. The oncoming voice was like a bucket of ice water, which poured Huang Wenbin into the cold.
"Huh? Isn't this Xiaolei? "Take a closer look, this is not who Liu De is.
At the beginning, it was Liu De who introduced Xiao Lei to Huang Wenbin, but he was so busy for a while that he hadn't seen Liu De dangling in front of him for a long time, and Huang Wenbin forgot about this stubble. It can't be said that forgetting, it's subconscious ignorance. During the Chinese New Year, Liu De never went to his own house, at most, when Huang Wenbin's mother returned to her parents' house on the second day of the Lunar New Year, she met for a meal, of course he would not bring Xiao Lei over at that time, and he was not afraid of being a gangster.
"Brother Liu." Xiao Lei was at a loss and looked back at Huang Wenbin.
"Why are you here?" Liu De pulled Xiao Lei into the house, "Auntie, this is the Xiao Lei I told you, very powerful, coming out of the mountains, it doesn't matter if she has no money, she opened a steamed bun shop by herself in less than a year." He felt a little wrong, "Why did you come back with my cousin?" And cousin, didn't you say that you were going to take a classmate home for the New Year? ”
Then Liu De suddenly understood something, "Could it be that Xiao Lei is the classmate that your cousin wants to take home?" This is impossible, Xiao Lei is obviously the same as me, both graduated from junior high school. ”
"I ...... I ......" Xiao Lei panicked, and suddenly said, "Brother Huang thinks I have a low education." ”
"Ah, I see, cousin, that's what you're wrong." Liu De patted Huang Wenbin's shoulder, "I don't want to study hard, so I can't go to school." Xiao Lei is not, her grades were very good when she was studying, but her family refused to pay tuition fees, so she dropped out of school. ”
"You're Miss Xiao." Huang Wenbin's mother walked out, smiled so much that she couldn't see her teeth, and looked at it carefully for a while, "What a little jade figure, more beautiful than the fairy drawn." How can there be such a feudal family, and people are not allowed to study. ”
Huang Wenbin's father has been following Huang Mu, and he has not spoken, and only then did he say, "It's okay, now that society is so developed, as long as you have the heart, what's so rare to get a diploma, self-study exams, adult college entrance examinations, electric universities, and even can directly participate in the college entrance examination, and people still have fifty or sixty years old to go to the college entrance examination." ”
"You too," Huang's mother complained to Huang Wenbin, "Our family is small, what is there to dislike?" If you want to talk about college students, you are a college student in our family, and your father and I are not. ”
"Although I am not a college student, I have an engineer's certificate, which is equivalent to a college student." Huang's father protested.
"You're quite big, what's wrong!" Huang's mother glared at her husband, "You engineer, think I don't know where I came from?" People see that you have worked hard for decades to take care of you, and relaxed the conditions for you to take the test, but you failed the English test once, failed the English test twice, and still failed the English test ten times. The most miserable people have no choice but to arrange a person with good grades to sit next to you, and you have passed. ”
"I took the test myself, and it has nothing to do with Xiao Li." Huang's father argued.
"It's okay, you're all as wrong as everyone else!" Huang Mu waved her hand, "Miss Xiao, come in and sit, we are very casual here, don't be restrained." Drink tea, eat something, I heard that you and Wen Bin opened a bun shop together, right? Our family Wenbin is very stupid, thank you for your hard work. ”
"No, Brother Huang is very powerful and has taught me a lot of things." Xiao Lei said, "Aunt calls me Lei Lei." ”
"Okay, Lei Lei, you're really capable, you can spread out the buns by yourself." Huang's mother smiled, "What's the matter if you don't go to college, I heard Liu De say that you can earn thousands of yuan a month, which is much more powerful than our family Wenbin." He spent tens of thousands of dollars to go to college and came out to find a job, only more than a thousand yuan, and you are much more capable than him. ”
"I can open a shop all thanks to Brother Huang, he found the shop for me, otherwise I would still be pushing a cart in a market." Xiao Lei said.
"Wen Bin, since it's all started, I'll do it well in the future." Huang Mu spoke ambiguously, "I'll cook first, you sit, and the meal will start soon." ”
"Auntie, I'll help you." Xiao Lei is very enthusiastic, "I don't just know how to make steamed buns, now we still have lo-mei and stir-fried in our store, and recently developed roast chicken, all of which I make." ”
"No, no, it's been busy all year, take a break, you and Wen Bin talk more." Huang Mu hurriedly excused herself.
"If you want to talk, don't rush at this time, Brother Huang and I often talk, sometimes together all day." The more Xiao Lei spoke, the darker it became, "I'd better go and help you cook, at least it's okay to get started." ”
"Really capable, and with a good personality." The more Huang Mu looked at it, the more she liked it, "You must come more in the future, don't be embarrassed." You're always welcome here. Now I'm retired, and I'm suffocating to death every day when I stay at home. ”
"People have to work, there is a bun shop." Huang's father reminded.
"You have to take a breather when you hang yourself, there is always a day off. Even if you don't have a day off for eating, you can come over after work, and you are always welcome here. Huang Mu said, "Xiaolei, let's go cook, give you a glove, don't freeze...... Your hands are so thin, how can you still have such good skin when you work a lot? Is there any secret to maintenance? ”
What's the deal with such enthusiasm? Is this a misunderstanding? There must be a misunderstanding! Huang Wenbin wanted to explain, but he didn't know what to say. Seeing that her mother and Xiao Lei entered the kitchen, she had no choice but to be angry with Liu De, "Why did you come here for the New Year?" ”
"There was no water and electricity in the building of our house, and I really couldn't stay, so I had to come to you with the whole family, and my dad went to buy drinks." Liu De winked his eyebrows at Huang Wenbin, "Cousin, your movements are really fast, I just introduced you and Xiaolei to each other a few days ago, and I brought people back at this time." ”
Huang Wenbin only remembered that there was indeed such a thing, Liu De and his family lived in the old family building of a department store, which had always been very difficult to manage. The building is old and needs to be repaired, and no one refuses to pay for the repair. As a result, the main water pipe leaks, the public electricity is often overrun, and the water and electricity bills are evenly shared, and no one is willing to pay more than a dozen yuan per ton of water and one kilowatt-hour of electricity. After several months of delay, the water company and the power grid simply cut off water and electricity for them.
However, in his previous life, Liu De went to seek refuge with another aunt and did not come to Huang Wenbin's house. This time it may have been a butterfly effect, or Huang Wenbin bought Liu De's antiques, and they were the first to think of Huang Wenbin, so they came over.
It's really a mistake, how could this kind of thing happen, looking at Liu De's obscene smile, Huang Wenbin couldn't help but say: "Xiao Lei is too pitiful for the New Year alone, so I brought her back, what are you thinking nonsense!" ”
"I know that Xiao Lei is very pitiful for the New Year alone, so you bring her back." Liu De said righteously, "What are you thinking nonsense? ”