Chapter 003: It was originally a wine fairy

I don't know how long later, the puppy woke up and found himself lying by the ditch on the side of the street, smelling all over, and the blood on his face was scarred by the scorching sun, and it was not uncomfortable to stick to it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info struggled to get up, his right neck ached, and he said to himself: "Stinky woman, if you don't want to teach martial arts, you just beat me!" ”

Looking up at the sky, the sun has been hanging high in the middle of the sky, I am afraid that it is already more than half of noon, I am dizzy, I fainted for two hours, seeing the people coming and going on this street, there is no one to help me, suddenly angry, one hand crossed the waist, the other pointed to the pedestrians on the street, scolded: "You people who have no conscience, see someone seriously injured and faint, do not treat it, and have the leisure to go shopping here, I am really ashamed of you!" When the passers-by saw him covered in blood and embarrassed, they thought he was a madman and took refuge. The puppy scolded for a while, his mouth was dry, and many wounds on his body began to ache faintly, so he had to give up.

The puppy sighed, ran to a big river in the east of the town, scrubbed the blood and dirt on his body, took off his clothes and pants, and prepared to rub off the blood clots in the water. The puppy was startled, grabbed the gold in his hand, looked left and right, but fortunately no one saw it. I thought to myself, "It's noon, the old man must have come, I'll go and see!" ”

At that moment, he quickly washed his clothes and pants, wrung them out, put them on his body wet, and ran to the place where the old man set up his stall on weekdays.

When I arrived at the bustling street in the town, I ran to the corner of the street, and saw people coming and going, business travelers, vendors, stalls, and all kinds of people, etc., in an endless stream. The puppy crawled in and out of the crowd, looking for the old man who was selling books.

Suddenly, a sharp and long voice shouted: "Fathers and fellow villagers, brothers and sisters, and slowly respect, come and take a look at the peerless martial arts secrets collected by the little old man's family for several generations, including the "Divine Spear Eighteen" of the Gun Gate, the "Demon Breaking Fist Spectrum" of the God of War Gang, the unique light skill mastery of the God of War Gang Leader "Treading Cloud Steps", and the peerless internal strength secret book "Canglan Jin" that martial arts people dream of. It is also cheap, suitable for all ages, and is the best shortcut for all martial arts juniors, juniors to advanced martial arts masters, and invincible knights! Don't miss itβ€”"

The puppy was overjoyed and thought, "It's you who is looking for you!" ”

I walked over the voice, but I saw a few circles of people on the street in front of me, all of them were young people in their teens and twenties, and the shrill voice of the old man selling books sounded again: "That little ghost, don't take advantage of the chaos to peek at the secret book, if you want to see it, take the money!" ”

The puppy cried bitterly in his heart, there were so many people surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, how could he squeeze in? Suddenly, he burst into tears, and shouted, "Unscrupulous dead old man, you sell good cheats, but you can make me miserable!" Everybody come and see, look at my pathetic appearance! ”

The onlookers turned their heads one after another, and saw that the crying young man was limping over with a swollen face and bruised skin, and couldn't help but get out of the way and let him pass. The puppy separated from everyone, and had already seen the white-bearded thin old man sitting behind the stall, and while crying, he walked to his stall, pointed at him and scolded: "You... You... Hello! You're good! He turned around and limped, and walked out with an angry face on his face.

When he left, the onlookers didn't do it, this story is exciting, how could the protagonist just say an ambiguous word, turn around and leave? A simple and strong man next to him grabbed the puppy and asked, "Little brother, what's going on?" Have you been wronged? Is this old man harming you? If so, you must tell us, but don't let us all be killed! ”

The little dog looked sad and said, "This big brother, you don't know something, I ...... Ay! The honest and strong man was anxious and shouted: "Little brother, this is your fault, what grievances are there, you tell everyone, we are all in charge of you?" The crowd of onlookers echoed and said, "Exactly, come on!" ”

The puppy gritted his teeth, turned around and pointed to the old man who was dazed and didn't know what was going on, and said, "You, that's you!" Sold a copy of "Little Wuxianggong" to me, the more I practiced, the more wrong it became, in just half a month, I actually practiced a handsome and chic, fascinated handsome face into such a puffy and unbearable now, I thought that this kung fu is called 'no phase', that is, to tell me to be shameless, not to be phased, to reach the realm of no phase and no face, so I endured the pain and continued to practice. Who knew that after another half a month, my feet cramped and began to atrophy, and everyone see, I am now lame! It's hateful--before practicing this phase-breaking skill, I was originally a well-known chivalrous man called 'Scud' by the people of the rivers and lakes, but I didn't expect to become a 'flying lame leg' at this moment, woo wow-"

When everyone saw him crying pitifully, they scolded the old man angrily, and the old man who set up the stall hurriedly shouted: "Everyone, don't listen to this little ghost's nonsense, there is absolutely no such thing!" Where did the crowd believe him, they scolded even more fiercely, and a few of them were hot-tempered and spat a few mouthfuls of saliva at him. The honest and strong man patted the puppy on the shoulder and comforted: "Little brother, don't be sad, wait for me to beat this old man and be angry for you." ”

The puppy secretly thought that the old man had only a few taels of meat on his body, and he would not be crippled after being punched by this strong man? Hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Don't, big brother, don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself." Although he is wrong, my mother often taught me that it is better to be kind to others than to have a grudge with others, I think, just let him go! In fact, his mother taught him that whoever deceived himself must pay back tenfold, and never have any mercy.

The honest and strong man looked at him, with a faint look of admiration in his eyes, and held his hand and said: "Little brother, I didn't expect you to be so broad-minded, but it seems that I am a little childish, and I have been crazy for many years because of my eldest brother." By the way, I have a tael of silver here, so I'll give it to you, find a good doctor as soon as possible, heal your leg, and don't believe in these messy fake secrets anymore! ”

The puppy was grateful, pushed the silver, and choked up: "Big brother, I ......" The honest and strong man glared and said, "What? Do you look down on me? Hurry up and take it, otherwise I'll be angry, big brother! The little dog thought: "It's not like I'm going to take your money, you insist on giving it to me, do I still have a reason not to take it?" "Take the money now.

At this time, the crowd around the book buyers had dispersed, and only the white-bearded old man blew his beard and stared, looking at the puppy angrily. The honest and strong man laughed, patted the puppy on the shoulder, and said: "Little brother, my surname is Niu, and my single name is a strong character, and I opened an iron shop at the intersection of Ping'an Street in the south of the town, and come to me when I have time." He laughed and walked away.

The puppy looked at Niu Zhuang's back, looked at his hand again, and said to himself: "Hey, I'm still too soft-hearted, not like my mother at all, is it because I'm not her own child?" Suddenly he saw the old man in front of him and walked over with a smile.

Niu Zhuang turned the corner of the street, stretched out his hand and touched his arms, and actually took out a piece of silver, took it out and looked at it, it was almost exactly the same as the one he gave to the little brother, and couldn't help but be surprised, secretly wondering if it was God who saw my kindness and generosity and made up a piece of silver for me? I walked another street, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, I reached out and touched my waist bag, and I found a piece of gold, which was one or two weights, and one or two gold was ten taels of silver, which was 10,000 yuan, and even if I struck iron for two years, I couldn't earn this amount! The surprise in his heart was inexplicable, and since then, Niu Zhuang has often done good deeds to help others, and is respected by the neighboring people as Niu Shanren. And he himself, often in a place where no one is around, constantly caressing his body, touching it from top to bottom, and from bottom to top.

When the old man saw the puppy coming over with a smile, he trembled with anger, snorted, and began to pack up the secret martial arts scriptures and prepare to leave. At this time, there was no one blocking the puppy's way, and the puppy walked over slowly, squatted down, and said, "Wait!" ”

When the old man saw that his leg was not lame at all, he said angrily, "What? You're messing with my business, and you're not satisfied? Hurry up and go away, I won't set up a stall here in the future! ”

The puppy smiled and said, "Old man, don't get me wrong, I mainly admire you and want to buy your books!" ”

The old man blew his beard and said, "Don't sell it!" The puppy said, "I have money." The old man said, "If you have money, you won't sell it." The puppy laughed twice, didn't say a word, stood up, turned around and left. The old man was startled and thought, "This little ghost is eccentric, isn't he thinking of some tricks?" Although I have changed places, I can't get out of this Panlong Town, if he comes to make trouble again, then ......"

The old man beckoned, "Come back, come back!" The puppy immediately turned around, came over and squatted down, and said with a smile: "Old man, why did you call me back?" ”

The old man glared at him and said, "Say, what books to buy?" The puppy's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said, "I bought "Canglan Jin", can I?" The old man said, "Yes, twenty taels of silver!" The puppy jumped up and said angrily: "Nonsense! Last time, you clearly marked the price of ten taels, how did you have to double it? "I secretly regret in my heart, I just stuffed a tael of gold to Niu Zhuang, but at this time, there was only one or two gold left on my body, and when I exchanged it for silver, it was only ten taels!

The old man said with a smile: "The wind direction changes every day, the price changes from time to time, the world will change, the hearts of the people will change, the price of this book, of course, will also change!" The puppy was angry, squatted down again, and said, "Then I'll buy the Heart Sutra of Heaven and Earth!" The old man said: "Fifteen taels, no two prices!" The puppy said: "Demon Breaking Fist Spectrum!" The old man said, "Twelve taels!" The puppy said: "What about "Treading Cloud Steps"! The old man said, "Count you twenty taels!" ”

The puppy knew that he was deliberately making things difficult, and said angrily: "Let me ask you, is there a secret for less than ten taels?" You're twice as expensive as this, who can afford it? ”

The old man said, "That's it! I'll give you a copy! Picked out an old yellow book from the pile of books, threw it to him, and said: "Wushuangmen's "Wushuang Sword Technique", if you practice it, he will walk the rivers and lakes every day, and it will be difficult to meet opponents!" Nine taels of silver, this book is yours! "The little dog is overjoyed, thinking of the fairy-like sword master he met today, how majestic, how free, he killed Tu Jiugang, the first master of Panlong Town, in one move, it can be seen that practicing swordsmanship will definitely become a peerless master!

The little dog was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out one or two pieces of gold and handed them to the old man, took the "Wushuang Sword Technique", and hid it in his arms. The old man took the gold, checked it, and said, "There are one or two of this gold, or not, if I see that you have a heart, I will give you one more!" He took out a wooden box from behind him, opened it, pushed it over, and said, "Come on, pick a random one!" ”

With this "Wushuang Sword Technique", where does the puppy care about other garbage? Expecting that the book he gave him would be able to use it as a fart, he immediately took the first book in the wooden box and stuffed it into his arms, eager to go back to practice, so he arched his hand and said: "Old man, thank you so much, he will become a flying and radiant hero, and I will give you a hundred taels of gold again, and I will never break my word!" Then he turned and ran away.

The old man watched the thin figure of the puppy disappear into the crowd smartly, and said with a smile: "Flying away? Radiant? This is the hero you have in mind? Hey, funny little ghost. ”

The puppy is really excited at the moment, thinking that he will become a first-class swordsman in the world in the near future, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, galloping the world, what a wonderful life it should be! Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing, and the passers-by heard his strange laughter, and saw that his face was bloated and strange, and they were all shocked, and they all got out of the way.

As soon as the puppy entered the lobby of the Panlong Inn, he heard a thunderous scolding: "Puppy! You bitch, don't do things well, run outside to play, my mother will beat you to death! Seeing that the huge body like the water spirit mountain pressed over, reminiscent of the roaring waves rushing to the sky, she stretched out her huge palm, picked up the puppy, and strode inside. Regulars here are familiar with similar scenes, and they don't take it as if they were eating casually.

The puppy smiled bitterly: "Mother, you are beautiful today, I love you!" Shui Lingling said: "Love your size!" With a slap and a "snap", the puppy's already bloated face suddenly had five more fingerprints. The puppy said: "My mother seems to be in a good mood today, but she only slapped me once, it's really earned!" ”

Shui Lingling carried him to the backyard, threw him on the ground, and said, "Change your clothes immediately and come to the lobby to help, otherwise I will kill you!" "Turned around and went.

The puppy escaped, hurriedly returned to his "kennel", hid the two secret books in a drawer, covered them with other books, then changed into clean clothes, went to the kitchen to wash his hands and face, and began to cook the dishes and wine, wipe the table and send off the guests.

Master Li, who was in charge of the supply of wine, pulled the puppy over, stuffed a jar of wine to him, and said, "Table No. 9 has lit five catties of flames, send it over quickly." "This flame is the self-brewed liquor of Panlong Inn, the only one, well-known far and near, ordinary people only need to drink one or two halves, the horse is red over the ears, drunk and dizzy, it is really a very powerful spirit. The little dog said: "I'm afraid that there are five or six Qinjing high-rollers who have an amazing amount of wine, and they are here, hehe, this is a small look at our wine, and it will let you help the rabbit cubs who have never seen the world to see what it means to be burning!" ”

When they arrived at the lobby, the puppy shouted, "Table No. 9, five catties of flames, come-" The diners in the hall were all moved, and they all turned their heads to look at the position of Table No. 9, thinking that who had such a large amount of alcohol, but they wanted to see it.

The little dog cleverly turned to table nine with the wine jar, but saw a beautiful woman sitting with her back to him, dressed in plain white clothes. The puppy was stunned for a moment and said to himself, "I'm afraid I'm mistaken." Turning around and about to go back to ask Master Li, the woman slapped the table and said, "Little ghost, bring the wine!" The little dog was suspicious, and cautiously walked to the woman's side, but saw that she was very familiar, and suddenly remembered that it was the peerless swordsman he met in Tu Jiugang's courtyard this morning, and he couldn't help but be surprised and happy.

When the girl saw that the puppy was still standstill, she snorted, stretched out her hand, snatched the wine jar, patted the mud, poured a bowl of wine, drank it in one gulp, and then poured three bowls in a row, and drank it all in one gulp, without hesitation. The four bowls of flames burned down the stomach, and the girl made a "uh" sound, burped, and flew two red flowers on her pretty face. Then he put down the wine jar and took some side dishes with chopsticks to eat. After the big bowl was filled with wine, it was half a catty, and four bowls were two catties! The diners in the hall were all shocked and discussed, all speculating about the origin of this woman.

The puppy was reluctant to leave, and witnessed the whole process beside him in a daze, and then saw the girl burp and her cheeks flushed, and couldn't help but look stunned, and said: "It turns out that women can drink so beautifully, this wine burp is so cute, so cute!" Master, I swear that in the future, I must ask a woman who can drink to be my wife, and let her burp me every day! ”

"Smack! Syllable! There was a slap on each cheek of the puppy, and it was so hot and painful that it seemed like a flame was burning, and I couldn't help but be stunned. The girl snorted coldly and said, "Don't get out of here!" Look at it again and gouge out your eyes! ”

Of course, the puppy knew that she was doing what she said, so she nodded and said, "Sister fairy, I'll get out." Just as she was about to lift her feet and slip away, the girl said, "Slow! The puppy was standing busily and motionless.

The girl turned her head, swept him up and down with a cold gaze, and said, "You were covered in blood in the morning, so you didn't see it." The little dog mused: "It must be at this moment that I found out that I am actually a beautiful man." The girl suddenly laughed and said, "Ugly, really ugly, and most importantly, ugly is really very distinctive, really one in ten thousand, no!" It's one in a million! ”

The puppy's heart sank suddenly, almost every day in his life, someone said that he was ugly, but he never thought so, but at this moment, a wave of resentment arose inexplicably in his heart, snorted, and said: "I'm ugly, what's the matter with you?" ”

The girl had always been cold, but at this moment it was like spring returning to the earth, with a bright smile on her face, and when the puppy saw it, the injustice in her heart suddenly became a little less, and she said: "If I am ugly, I can exchange her laughter, but it is worth it." ”

The girl suddenly smiled slightly and said, "What's your name?" The puppy said, "My name is puppy." The girl was stunned and laughed: "What? The puppy said, "My name is puppy." The girl understood this time and giggled, "Good! Good! Even the name is so special, not bad. Let me ask you, would you like to come with me? ”

This time it was the puppy's turn to be stunned and said, "What? ”

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