Chapter 347: The Legend of the Fourth Aunt
"Is it delicious?" The big ugly face came to his side, almost clinging to it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Huh? Yes!? Good... Delicious, delicious, delicious... Magnum was thinking about how to blame Mao for the disappearance of the photo, so he kept asking if it was delicious, until his face was almost pasted...
Magnum leaned back: "That, keep your distance, I don't like women very much, let alone men... ”
"Oh? I'll just ask you if the persimmons are delicious. ”
"It's delicious, it's delicious..."
"Oh, I thought you weren't tasty."
"Oh no! After eating one, I found it so delicious! I've flown out of the clouds with all the delicious food! I've been flying in the sky like that, flying, flying, flying, flying, and flying, and I won't be able to fall if you don't call me! Magnum said excitedly.
"It's so delicious??? Ugly was surprised, picked up one and stuffed it into his mouth: "Ahhhhhhhh ”
Magnum reached out and covered his face: "Because you weigh more... ”
"That's right." Then Chou also sat down: "If you love to eat this basket, I will give it to you." ”
"Oh no, thank you... What a rare simple and pure kindness... If you don't have hatred in your heart, you'll probably become good friends with him... Pity...
A handful of small persimmons were shoved into his mouth, and Magnum was stunned for a moment.
"I want to see how you fly! This is the highest praise for me who grew this persimmon! There was excitement in the ugly eyes.
“。。。。。。” Magnum picked up the persimmon and put it in his mouth, ah! This tastes! An intoxicated expression appeared on his face! He waved his hands like wings... Quietly use the power to stick the tail out of the pants and prop it on the ground, so that your body floats off the ground...
"Wow, wow! It's really flying! ”
"yes, it's so delicious that it makes people fly!" Magnum controlled the big tail and wagged back and forth in the air: "Look how happy I am flying!" Your persimmons are so delicious! ”
"Oh oh oh!" Ugly eyebrows smiled: "If it's delicious, you can eat more!" This garden is yours! ”
"Thank you!" Magnum wanted to cry like a monkey in the air... Then something fell out of his arms under his vigorous exercise, and fell to the ground with a thud, and then his ugly gaze became solemn, and his heart chuckled, this time he really wanted to cry...
Ugly walked over, Magnum froze in the air dumbfounded.
Ugly bent down to pick up the frame, the glass of the frame had cracked from mid-air to the ground, but there was nothing wrong with the photo inside.
Magnum slowly bent his tail to let himself land: "That... ”
Suddenly, a big hand grabbed Magnum by the collar and pushed him out and pressed him against the wall! A sharp pain came from the back... He was used his body to push a big hole in the wall!
"Don't touch her... Ugly eyes turned scarlet, and his red eyes looked at Magnum with a terrifying look.
"It's not..." Magnum felt almost speechless... "I really didn't want to touch her! I was just... I was just...... I'm just here to send photos! That ugly gentleman! On behalf of the people of the whole country, I ask you, who is the little girl in that photo with pigtails and holding your head! ”
The ugly gaze became solemn: "This is my fourth aunt." ”
I rub ... I rub ... I'm a stumbling man... Magnum felt like he was going to be frightened to death, and he slowly turned to the screen: "That... Did I hear you right, auntie? Or is it the fourth aunt? ”
"That's right." Ugly eyes solemnly said, "I used to be a dragon. The great farmer who has been cultivating the fertile plains in the south of the Principality for generations has successfully become rich by painstakingly studying the maximum effect of manure fertilizer and mastering the technology of 18,000 per mu yield! Want to hear my secret to 18,000 per acre? ”
“。。。 No, I'm not a great farmer... ”
"My fourth aunt and I are true love." The ugly face said solemnly: "That night... ”
"My next night! That night!! Wait a minute, your fourth aunt can't look at it anymore, isn't she eighteen years old!! No, it's not just less than eighteen years old, it looks like it's less than five years old!! You're sinning. O sin!! ”
“。。。 But my wife is so ugly。。。。。。 It was an arranged marriage arranged by my parents when I was young... The original match is not as good as the junior.。。。 ”
“。。。 I've always thought that your heart is pure。。。。。。 ”
"Everything was at the moment when the evil old lionheart came to power." Ugly said bitterly: "He severely punished the law, cruelly deprived me of my great rights, deprived my fourth aunt, and strictly forbade polygamy." ”
“。。。 Elegant. Frog. Butterfly, please don't say any more. Frog. Butterfly...... ”
"All of them want me to have a wealth of 18,000 per acre! Only my fourth aunt is true love! Other aunts have a lot of money! It's just my fourth aunt who just needs a lollipop! ”
“。。。。。。” Magnum, calm, calm, don't let you be shocked by this horrible and bloody fact! Only a calm heart that embraces all rivers and hides dirt can successfully take revenge
! "You and your fourth aunt are so much in love。。。。。。"
"Yes, yes, you think so too, but it's a pity that the old lionheart cruelly deprived my fourth aunt! Tatsu told me that she would definitely return my fourth aunt to me! ”
。。。 Chen, he's teasing you... Magnum calmed down: "... Ugly brother, in fact, I'm here to return the photo of your fourth aunt! I saw that the picture of your fourth aunt was stolen! ”
"Who is it! Who dares to touch my true love! ”
"That's it! She said... Magnum swallowed a mouthful of spit: "She said that she coveted your handsome face, domineering figure, and great agricultural strength with a yield of 18,000 per acre!" But you have been thinking about the fourth aunt too much! So I just want to destroy the photo and make you lose your mind! ”
"How can it be repaired! Even she dares to covet my handsome face, domineering figure, and great agricultural strength with a yield of 18,000 per mu? Then let her be my fifth aunt! ”
Magnum spurted out a mouthful of old blood and squirted an ugly face: "... Ugly brother... That ugly big brother。。。。。。 Isn't it to take revenge on her for trying to discredit your earth-shattering love affair with your fourth aunt! ”
"Huh?" Ugly was silent for a while: "After thinking about it, although I haven't looked at her very closely, it's quite cute and looks like, come and be my fifth aunt, I don't mind at all." ”
“。。。。。。 She said that your fourth aunt is too much. Ba! Your fourth aunt is too bad. Broken goods. Shoes! ”
"What!??"
That's right, that's what she said! It took me a lot of effort to get back the picture of your fourth aunt from her! ”
“。。。 It's obviously just a little five... How dare you 。。。。。。 to Xiao Si "Ugly pinched Magnum's neck and shoved him harder into the wall!
"Ya. Frog. Big Brother Butterfly, don't stuff me anymore! I'm just sending you photos, don't press me to death in the wall! ”
"Oh, sorry I forgot to have you in my hand." Ugly let go of his hand and pulled Magnum out. Alas, this guy is really strong... I was almost pressed to death... Magnum tidied up his clothes: "Let's go!" Ugly brother! I'll accompany you to get justice for your fourth aunt for true love! ”
"Good! Walk! Ugly yelled.
"I'll only tell you once~ You must know that I am the boss on this island~I advise you~Be honest~'
Mao's words echoed in his heart.
Hey. Magnum looked at Ugly's massive body and followed.
Threaten me? Then I'll show you who is the boss on this island.
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