"This ...... Necessary but not sufficient conditions. Thunderblade smiled bitterly.

I'm not afraid that a sexy woman is too rogue, I'm afraid that a rogue woman is too sexy. A woman like Bai Lin believes that a single glance can arouse a large number of men's reverie, let alone this kind of red fruit teasing.

Fortunately, brother is not a casual person. Thunderblade exhaled softly, patting his chest and thinking proudly.

……

Just like last night, Lei Jian still slept in the same room as Wang Xu.

Wang Xu was drunk last night, but he was as quiet as a dead pig, but tonight he was full of energy, first gossiping about where Lei Blade and Bai Lin went to romance, and then crying and asking Lei Blade to teach him martial arts.

"Freezing three feet is not a day's cold, you can't learn it." Thunderblade shook his head.

Wang Xu lifted his shirt, revealing his small belly, and saw that Lei Jian didn't know what to do, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "You better die as soon as possible, let me tell you, I'm not interested in men." ”

Hearing Lei Blade's words, Wang Xu rolled his eyes, almost didn't plant himself on the ground, and passed out.

"Brother Lei, what do you want! Am I such a casual person? People cherish the first time. Wang Xu said shyly.

Lei Jian felt a chill, only to feel goosebumps all over his body, and hurriedly sat on the edge of the bed to distance himself from Wang Xu, squinting his eyes and asking, "Then why are you picking up clothes?" ”

Wang Xu was depressed, he didn't expect that such a small action of his own would be misunderstood by Lei Jian as wanting to seduce him, and he said in his heart that even if he wanted to seduce you, he had to let my sister go.

Wang Xu explained: "Brother Lei, I just want you to look at my abdominal muscles and prove that my foundation is very good." ”

Abdominal muscle?

Lei Jian saw Wang Xu's skinny little belly, and almost didn't laugh, pointed at Wang Xu and smiled: "Just your two strokes, you dare to call your muscles, and you are not afraid to laugh off your big teeth!" ”

Wang Xu crooked his nose and snorted unconvinced: "Don't look down on people!" You're amazing, you show me your abs. ”

When it comes to figure, Thunder Blade is really confident.

Although he relaxed his workout after returning to China, and his figure was not as beautiful as in Africa, Lei Jian was still very confident in his figure, and he could become a template for his body by casually resting in that gym.

"Good! Since you kneel and beg for a blow, then brother will show you what real muscles are. Lei Jian smiled, lifted his clothes and lifted them gently, and the perfect inverted deltoid abs were immediately presented in front of Wang Xu's eyes.

With its angular lines and dark skin, Wang Xu was stunned, like a hungry and thirsty middle-aged woman seeing a black and hard ...... Cucumber, my heart was instantly hot, and I trembled for a while.

What an outstanding work of art! Wang Xu licked his lips and reached out to touch Thunder Blade's lower abdomen.

Lei Jian tilted his body, dodged Wang Xu's sinful right hand, hurriedly put down his clothes, and asked with a vigilant face: "Are you spring?" ”

Wang Xu reacted, and also felt that his behavior just now was really a bit ...... A little bit of a little uncomfortable, touched his head and smiled, and explained with a red face: "Brother Lei, don't get me wrong, I don't mean what you think, I just ...... It's just that...... Just wanted to see if it was true. ”

"Do you think I can still hold silicone in my abdomen?" Thunderblade rolled his eyes and said angrily.

"I didn't mean that, I just wanted to know what to do in order to get your body." Wang Xu blushed and said sheepishly.

"It's easy!"

Hearing Lei Blade's words, Wang Xu's eyes suddenly lit up, and his eyes showed a look of extreme eagerness.

"You just have to do 300 push-ups, 300 sit-ups, 300 handstands and 100 squats every day, and after a year, I will keep you able to develop real abs." Thunderblade said lightly.

"Brother Lei, aren't you embarrassed?" Wang Xu looked at the Thunder Blade with resentment, as if the Thunder Blade had robbed him of the chastity he had cherished for more than ten years, and couldn't help but make the Thunder Blade feel a sense of guilt, "How can there be such a neatness." ”

Thunder Blade waved his hand and said, "You can't endure such hardship, so what else can you do?" ”

"What's the solution?" The resentful eyes instantly lit up again, like a woman who was dissatisfied and suddenly saw a thick and long cucumber.

"Go to the beauty salon and find someone to fill you in a few pieces of silicone." Thunderblade said.

"I'm not a woman's breasts there, how can it be." Wang Xu said angrily.

Thunderblade asked, "How could it be! You've gotten it?"

"Nope! But ......"

"Have you seen someone else do it?"

"Nope."

"Did you go to the beauty salon and ask?"

"No ......"

"You have neither practiced it, nor have you seen others practice it, and you have not even asked, how can you know that the Tao is not feasible. Xiao Xu, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and you can't make the mistake of utopianism. Lei Jian patted Wang Xu on the shoulder and said earnestly.

"I wanted to ask, but I was afraid that before I finished speaking, the people at the beauty salon would think that I was a madman who had run from the asylum and kicked me out of the city with a broom." Wang Xu muttered quietly.

"If you can't do one, you can change to another. Do you think all beauty salons are going to think you're crazy? Thunderblade said solemnly.

“……”

A thick black line came out along the back of Wang Xu's head, Wang Xu looked at Lei Jian and said bitterly: "Brother Lei, I'd better choose the first method." ”

"Are you sure?" Thunderblade asked.

"Hmm!" Wang Xu nodded.

"If you knew this, why did you waste so much saliva on me just now?"

“……”

Thunderblade pointed to the bed and shouted, "You take off your shoes and climb into bed by yourself." ”

"What do you want to do?" Wang Xu hurriedly jumped up from the bed, covered his little ass, and asked vigilantly at Lei Blade.

Lei Jian looked at the ceiling depressedly, he really had the urge to press Wang Xu on the bed and beat him violently, and after the last he took a deep breath, he said slowly: "Please take off your shoes, climb on the bed, and give me a demonstration action, I want to see if your movements are standard." ”

Wang Xu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard this, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and said leisurely: "Brother Lei, why didn't you say it earlier, I was so scared just now that I thought it was ......" Seeing that Lei Blade's face was not good, Wang Xu hurriedly closed his mouth, obediently took off the shoes on his feet, and climbed onto the bed.

"In this world, I'm afraid that only you, a strange person, think that Lao Tzu is interested in your chrysanthemum." Lei Jian looked at Bai Lin's cousin, and he really felt like he couldn't cry or laugh.

Wang Xu usually belongs to the kind of boy who loves sports, and he doesn't do any basic movements such as push-ups and sit-ups, and it can't help but stump him if he does a few occasionally.

I saw Wang Xu throw the quilt on the chair, lie flat on the bed, skillfully do four or five sit-ups and three push-ups, and proudly asked Lei Blade: "Brother Lei, do you think it's okay?" ”

"So-so!" Thunder Blade shook his head and said lightly, "This kind of movement is more than enough to strengthen the body, but it is definitely not enough to train abdominal muscles." ”

Seeing that Wang Xu's expression was unconvinced, Lei Jian continued: "You sit up and watch me give you a demonstration move." ”

"Humph! I'll see how standard your movements are. Wang Xu held his breath, sat up from the bed, and obediently gave up the position on the bed to Lei Blade.

Thunderblade glanced at the position on the bed, and didn't bother to take off his shoes to get into bed, so he lay down directly on the ground and quickly did push-ups.

Thunderblade said steadily: "This is two-handed, I'll make you a few one-handed ones." ”

As soon as the words fell, Lei Jian put his left hand behind his back, and only used his right hand to support his body, but the frequency was still so fast, Wang Xu on the side was dazzled.

"It was the right hand just now, now the left hand."

Thunder Blade didn't stop moving, while making movements, he fought back, and the whole action was done in one go, without the slightest pause.

Smack, smack, smack!

Thunder Blade stood up from the ground, patted the dust on his hands casually, and asked Wang Xu, "Did you see it just now?" What I'm doing is the real push-ups, you ...... At best, it can only be considered pediatric. ”

Wang Xu, who was still very unconvinced by Thunder Blade's words just now, was already impressed by Thunder Blade's actions at this time, and there was a small circle of worship in his eyes, so he almost worshipped Thunder Blade.

"Brother Lei, you are really amazing, much better than our physical education teacher." Wang Xu said excitedly.

Bang!

Lei Jian gently tapped the back of Wang Xu's head with his hand, and said angrily: "You kid, don't be a nymphomaniac to me!" As long as you practice diligently every day as I say, sooner or later you will be as good as me. Although Lei Jian tried his best to point out Wang Xu's shortcomings, he also saw that Wang Xu's physical condition was really good. Otherwise, with Thunder Blade's personality, he wouldn't have bothered to say so much.

"Hmmm! Brother Lei, I will do what you say. Wang Xu nodded and assured that the power of idols was really huge.

Thunderblade pointed to the bed and commanded, "Then you lie on the bed now, and I will correct your movements." ”

"Oh, good." Wang Xu hurriedly took off the shoes on his feet and climbed back into bed.

"The back is to the top, the stomach is down, the feet are straight, the hands are strong, get up!" Thunder Blade said the main points of the action while ordering Wang Xu to do what he said.

"Stop!" Seeing that Wang Xu's movements were not standard, Lei Jian frowned and hurriedly called him to stop.

"Keep this moving, don't move!" Thunderblade walked over and began to correct his mistakes.

"Wrist force, not arm force!"

"Legs are stretched, don't roll up and dress sexy!"

"What are you doing with your ass so high, you want to burst chrysanthemums for others!"

Lei Jian shouted, and seeing that Wang Xu's ass was still high, he couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, raised his hand and slapped Wang Xu's ass.

Syllable!

Wang Xu was in pain and couldn't help but shout: "Ouch, it hurts me to death!" Brother Lei, you tap, my ass can't stand you with such force. ”

At this moment, the door of Wang Xu's bedroom was pushed open.

I saw Bai Lin standing at the door, looking at Lei Jian with a look of astonishment, putting his hand on Wang Xu's ass very indecently, and closing his mouth for a long time: "You guys are actually ......"